The Tang Sect has been hidden in the deep mountains and old forests for one hundred and fifty years, and wanted to recuperate, but two scum came out, making chickens and dogs restless, and people and animals uneasy.

One of the scum is the young master Tang Buxiu, and the other is Tang Jiaren.

When Tang Buxiu was sixteen years old, he went out of the mountains to practice, and half a year later, he returned to the Tang Gate with a large basket on his back.

A sixteen-year-old boy with red lips and white teeth, handsome and dazzlingly handsome. He wore a well-made black button-down cardigan, with a belt of the same color around his waist, black boots on his feet, and black satin-like hair coiled around his head. Despite the heat, the buckles on his body were still meticulously twisted together.

The elders were overjoyed to see this. It is expected that Tang Buxiu has been out of the mountains for half a year, and he should mix well.

Tang kept moving from far to near, with no sweat on his forehead, and his steps were so light that he seemed to be riding the wind. He put the big basket on the ground, pointed to the little milk baby sucking his fingers in the basket, and said simply: "My daughter." ”

Tang Men lived in seclusion, but he didn't want to be involved with the outside, and Tang gave birth to a daughter after half a year of endless training? Awesome!

The Great Elder muttered, "A woman will only give birth to a child when she is pregnant in October. ”

The second elder was furious, slapped the stone bench with a slap, and shouted: "I'll just say, women are liars!" Young master, you are green! ”

The Great Elder glanced at the stone bench and said painfully, "Calm down." ”

Tang Buxiu wondered: "Ten months? Ah Hua was born in two months. ”

The third elder looked down at the little at his feet and said solemnly, "It's a dog." ”

Ah Hua stuck out her tongue and tried to prove that she was a dog.

Hearing this, Tang Buxiu nodded, pointed to the little milk baby again, and changed his words without blushing and panting: "Pick it up." ”

The three elders sighed in unison, turned their heads, and wiped the sweat from their heads. The fine bloodline of the Tang Sect was finally preserved.

The second old man lowered his head and teased the little milk baby, and said happily: "The Tang Sect is not prosperous, why don't you pick up a few more?" Since the birth of the young master, Elder Ben has never seen anyone have a baby again. It's been 16 years. ”

The three elders stretched their faces and said, "The Tang Sect lives in seclusion and does not support outsiders. ”

The Great Elder bent down and took a closer look at the baby in the swaddling clothes.

The little milk baby grinned, like the first small flower blooming in spring, which can knead people's hearts.

The Great Elder let out a light sigh and said, "Let's send it away." If you are not a person in the Tang Sect, your heart will be different, and we have a great responsibility to protect the holy fruit, and we cannot afford to lose. ”

Tang Buxiu grabbed the big basket, put it on his back, and said, "It's okay." Then I continued to travel. ”

The Great Elder hurriedly asked, "When will you return?" ”

Tang Buxiu grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and said, "As the young master of the Tang Sect, I naturally want to return to my roots. When I'm 100 years old, let her send my ashes back. ”

The three elders were slightly stunned.

The Great Elder stroked his gray beard and said, "The Second Elder has a bit of truth in what he said. Ding Buwang, a member of the Tang Sect, let her stay. ”

Tang Buxiu straightened his back, waved his hand, and said righteously: "As a young master, how can I break the rules of the Tang Sect?!" "Anyway, move on.

The Great Elder grabbed the big basket that Tang Buxiu was carrying behind him, and said seriously: "Rules are dead, and people are alive. You are the young master, you are in charge. ”

Tang Buxiu turned his head, looked at the Great Elder and the others, and asked, "Seriously?" ”

The three elders nodded together and said in unison, "Very serious." ”

Tang Buxiu also nodded, grinned, and said, "I'm kidding." Tearing off the big basket with one hand, shaking it up and down, the little milk baby bounced out of the basket and was held in Tang Buxiu's arms with one hand.

Tang Bu turned around and walked towards his room.

Only then did the three elders see that the clothes on Tang Buxiu's back were in tatters, as if they had been scratched into silk. From the back to the waist, there was a big hole.

The three elders looked shocked, glanced at each other, and raised their legs to catch up with Tang Buxiu.

The Great Elder asked, "The young master has traveled for half a year, but what kind of virtue does he have?" ”

Tang Buxiu looked up at the surroundings surrounded by mountains, and said seriously: "I left here half a year ago, and I walked for two months before I walked out of this mountain. I traveled to the rivers and lakes for half a month, and I didn't plan to come back, but I walked and walked back here, which lasted a month and a half. It took me another two months to get out of the mountain. As a result, as soon as I got out of the mountain, I picked her up, so I ...... "Looking at the Great Elder," I spent a day looking for it. ”

The Great Elder nodded and said solemnly: "When the young master was thirteen years old, he had to go out to practice, but he walked for a month, but he couldn't get out of this mountain. It can be seen that the ability of the young master to distinguish the way has been greatly improved. ”

Tang Buxiu smiled faintly and said modestly, "Thanks to the Great Elder's praise." People must always make some progress in order not to waste their time. ”

The second elder muttered, "I can walk out in four days." ”

The third elder said coldly: "The young master is a road idiot, you are not. ”

Tang Buxiu turned his head, looked at the three elders, and said, "Elders, remember, disaster comes from the mouth." This is the top secret of the Tang Sect and cannot be mentioned to outsiders. ”

The three elders clasped their fists and responded, "No! The probe looked at the little milk baby and asked seriously, "Do you want to kill outsiders?" ”

Tang Buxiu teased the little milk baby and said, "She is not an outsider, she will inherit my mantle and glorify my Tang Sect!" Since then, she has followed my surname Tang, a beautiful woman. ”

The second elder asked, "What about the nickname?" What is the nickname? ”

Tang pondered: "Such an elegant name should be paired with a more chic nickname." Let's call her Mushroom. ”

The second elder scratched his head and asked, "Why is it called a mushroom?" ”

Tang Buxiu replied: "Because, I picked her up in a pile of mushrooms." ”

The second elder asked again, "Why did the young master find a bunch of mushrooms?" ”

Tang Buxiu naturally replied: "Because of hunger." ”

The second elder patted his chest, and there were bursts of black ash. He pulled his neck and asked: "Our Tang Sect's martial arts are unique in the world, and the young master is even more rare in a hundred years...... ”

Tang Buxiu suddenly turned his head and looked at the second elder.

The second elder was slightly dull and said tentatively: "Five hundred years? ”

Tang Buxiu nodded, turned his head, and continued walking.

The second elder patted his frightened heart and continued to roar: "Our Tang Sect's martial arts are unique in the world, and the young master is a rare martial arts wizard in five hundred years, why don't you hunt wild meat and eat it?" ”

Tang Buxiu sighed lightly and replied: "All things have spirituality, and they can't easily harm their lives. I went out and traveled and found the Dharma preached by Taoists and Buddhists very interesting. At this point, I am ready to merge Taoism and Buddhism and become my own school. ”

The three elders were shocked and said in unison, "Absolutely not! ”

Tang Buxiu asked rhetorically: "Why not?" ”

The Great Elder pondered for a moment and asked, "Why do you want to?" ”

Tang Buxiu asked rhetorically: "Why not?" ”

The Great Elder asked, "Why do you want it?" ”

Tang Buxiu glanced at the Great Elder with the tail of his eyes, changed his hand and continued to hold Tang Jiaren, and said: "Only by integrating Taoism and Buddhism, when the mushroom urinates me, I won't want to strangle her." He shook the urine in his hand and splashed the Great Elder's face.

The Great Elder wiped his face, pulled his fingers to his nose and sniffed it, his forehead instantly wrinkled.

Tang Buxiu continued: "Only by knowing the Fa, when the Great Elder nagged over and over again, I wouldn't think about sewing your mouth shut. ”

The Great Elder immediately covered his mouth with his hand, but at the thought of the urine on his hand, he hurriedly took his hand away.

Tang Buxiu smiled elegantly and said, "With a light and breezy character like me, only by having an epiphany of heaven and earth and being in the company of the spirit of all things can I suppress my inner demons." ”

The three elders nodded in agreement at the same time.

Tang Buxiu asked, "Are the three of you serious?" ”

The three elders said in unison, "Very serious. ”

At this time, Tang Jiaren waved her little hands and began to cry. Her blanket was stained with blood, but it didn't look like hers.

Tang Buxiu poked his index finger into Tang Jiaren's mouth, and Tang Jiaren immediately hugged Tang Buxiu's finger and began to suck hard. The little mouth was instigated, and the bar chirped loudly, and it was particularly powerful.

Sanzhang Lao said: "She's hungry." ”

Tang Buxiu stopped in front of his house and said, "Three elders, go back, I'm going to feed the beauty." With that, he walked into the house, put Tang Jiaren on the bed, and began to unbutton his clothes.

Tang Buxiu's window was not closed, and the three elders crowded into the window, staring at Tang Buxiu with wide eyes.

Tang Bu turned his head and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

The second elder spoke quickly and replied, "Look at how you breastfeed." ”

Tang Buxiu laughed and said, "When I traveled around the rivers and lakes, I saw women breastfeeding, and I guess men are the same. With that, he closed the window and lowered the curtains.

The three elders crouched under the window, staring at each other.

The Great Elder sighed in a low voice: "Madame died after giving birth to the young master, and the master of the door was sad, and he died a year later. How is it good that we protect the young master, but raise him so simple? ”

The second elder was puzzled: "The young master is simple? ”

The three elders said: "The Great Elder is joking." ”

The second elder nodded in approval.

In the middle of the night, Tang Jiaren's crying came from the curtain.

Tang Buxiu got dressed, got out of bed, pushed open the window, and asked, "Where is Ah Hua?" ”

The three elders immediately stood up.

The second elder replied, "Ah Hua has given birth again and is breastfeeding the cubs. ”

Tang Buxiu's eyes lit up, jumped out of the window, and went straight to Ah Hua.

Three elders followed.

Ah Hua was lying in the kennel, breastfeeding the puppy. It felt Tang's ill-intentioned gaze, and it actually screamed, stood up and ran.

Tang Buxiu shouted and said, "Stay!" Give me milk! With that, he chased him out.

The three elders, you look at me, I look at you, and then through the window together, they looked at Tang Jiaren who was kicking her legs and playing.

At this moment, they all thought that Tang Jiaren's meeting with Tang Bu was definitely a misfortune among misfortunes. She may not live long. However, the truth always likes to make everyone slap themselves, pound their chests, and scream, and realize that they are stupid. Who tortures whom, it's really impossible to say.

For the sake of Tang Jiaren, Tang Buxiu really tossed the Tang Gate up and down in peace, not to mention the deep mountains and old forests around them, as well as the fierce beasts living in the old forests.

In order to let Tang Jiaren eat milk, Tang Buxiu turned into a bandit for two consecutive years, grabbing milk all over the mountain. When you meet a wolf, you snatch the wolf's milk; When you meet a dog, you snatch the dog's milk; When you meet someone, cough ...... Also snatching people's milk. So, news came out in the rivers and lakes, saying that among the mountains, there was a group of green forest bandits, led by very cruel people, but whoever was good must mask their faces with black cloth, face each other with horizontal knives, and shouted: "Is there milk?!" ”

Ay...... This roar scared many women's chests.