Chapter 44: Sloppy
Fang Fang offered to go to the café to trade, but I refused.
Only a person with a good brain would walk into a café with a roasted corpse and a baby who had been roasted to a dry corpse, and if it was seen in broad daylight, I would not be able to tell it with my mouth all over my body.
I offered to send the baby directly to Fangfang's house. Fang Fang actually asked me if I had thoughts about her? Do you still say that the girl's home is something that a poor dick like me can enter casually?
I don't admire this eldest sister a little bit, and said with a wry smile, "Don't worry, I can swear to the sky, if my special mother has the slightest thought about you, I will not be able to die of thunder and thunder!" ”
She was not happy, and asked me what I meant, did I look down on her, is my mother so bad?
I don't need to tell you how bad she is.
No matter how I was, I would never hit this kind of girl, and said with a cold face, "Don't talk to me about anything else, just tell me where to leave it to you?" ”
Fangfang hesitated for a long time before saying okay, but then she made another request, she had to call Liu Mei to join her, and said that she was a girl from a good family, a girl met with a strange man at home, in case I got a thief, she couldn't run away at all, there was a good girlfriend around me to take care of, and I guess I didn't dare to mess around.
I was looking forward to meeting Liu Mei, so I didn't refute her.
Knowing Fangfang's home address, I found a few plastic bags containing fish, three layers inside and three layers outside to wrap the baby, and I felt uneasy when I held it in my hand, so I carefully carried it in my arms, and walked on the street like a neuropath.
You can't blame me for being cowardly, the country is not as bad as Southeast Asia, where evil arts are rampant. In Thailand and Myanmar, even if you are walking the streets with dried corpses on the streets, there may not be police officers to stop you. But it's different in China, but if you get involved in the slightest shadow of a "murder case", the police can arrange it for you immediately.
On this point, I am quite satisfied with the internal security, but I am afraid that the police will arrange it on my own.
When I walked out the door, I stopped a taxi, and the taxi driver, a bald guy with big sunglasses, hid in the back seat as soon as I got into the car, nervously looking around, and didn't know what was hidden in his arms. He may be mistaken, thinking that I am hiding cash on my body, and ask me which bank to go to?
I told Fangfang's home address, and the driver's eldest brother said, "Brother is not right, there is no bank over there!" ”
I ignored him, the taxi arrived, and I ran downstairs to Fangfang's family community with my baby in my arms.
The living environment of the rich is good, the green environment of the high-end community is not ordinary, the two stone lions at the gate of the community ** Baoxiang, there is a garden on one side of the community, the small bridge and flowing water are green and safe, I just arrived in the community was stopped by the security guard, asked me if I am the owner.
I said no, please ask the security guard to open the door for me. The security guard looked me up and down and asked me if I was visiting relatives or friends, and what floor and number of people I was looking for? What's your name, and you want me to take out my ID card to register.
After I finished working in the duty room, more than ten minutes had passed, Fangfang came out of the residential building lazily in a pink nightdress, and the big horn walked into the duty room and complained to me, "Ye Xun, how did you do it, do you have a concept of time?" I'm really convinced of you little dicks.,It's late for an appointment.,It's a girl.,How can there be a person like you? ”
I smiled wryly and said, "The security measures downstairs are too strict, staring at me like a thief, and I almost can't get in." ”
She said in a strange air, "Also, the security of the place where you live must be very poor, right?" Will someone take a knife over the wall in the middle of the night to enter your house, blame me, I didn't remember that you don't understand the procedure, you have never entered such a high-end place, I knew that I would call the security guard downstairs in advance, and the security guard in our community is obedient...... Why don't you come to me to change into neat clothes first, no wonder people treat you as a thief, you deserve it! ”
For Grandpa Mao's sake, I gritted my teeth and endured it!
She lives on the 3rd floor of a small garden house, the floor is not high, so I don't need to take the elevator, I climbed the stairs and ran very fast, Fangfang chased after me and gasped, "I said you slow down, there is no gentlemanly demeanor at all, you deserve to be a single dog and can't find a girlfriend!" ”
I was accustomed to Fangfang's poisonous tongue and stood at the door waiting for her to open the door with the key.
Fangfang slowly climbed up, but didn't take out the key, I asked her why she didn't open the door yet, she said what are you anxious about? Liu Mei hasn't arrived yet, so I won't stay alone with you in a room, poor dick, sour smell, I'm afraid of being infected by you.
I was so angry that I wanted to scold my mother. Ask her why she lives alone, what about your parents?
Fangfang "cut", her face was full of superiority, "My dad went abroad, Mommy was traveling in Qingdao, she said that the prawns over there are fragrant, and they are still for sale, have you eaten them?" Oh, sorry I forgot again, how could you have eaten. ”
I had cramps on my face, and I waited for Liu Mei to arrive for a long time. She complained to Fangfang, saying that Xiao Ye has been coming to the door for so long, why don't you even open the door?
Fang Fang straddled Liu Mei's wrist and said, "Oh, it's a girl, how can you stay alone in a room with such a stinky man." ”
Liu Mei threw me an apologetic look, but I didn't say anything.
opened the door and entered the house, but there was a strange smell wafting in front of her, Liu Mei covered her nose and frowned.
It's really a shame that she has the face to dislike me, and I only know what it means to be sloppy when I enter Fangfang's house. There are a few leftover instant noodle buckets scattered on the coffee table in the living room, I don't know how many days I put it, a sour smell goes straight to my nose, banana peels are thrown everywhere in the house, there are a few rotten fruits on the side, the garbage basket is also stuffed with various snack bags and almost bursts out, and there are a few underwear on the sofa!
Fangfang is quite generous, let me find a place to sit.
I scanned the entire sofa and didn't find a suitable place to put my buttocks, Liu Mei also looked disgusted, and took the initiative to help her clean up her underwear, complaining while cleaning up, "Fangfang, you are too unparticular, really, why don't you fold up your underwear and put it in the cupboard after washing?" ”
Fangfang said casually, "It's okay, I haven't had time to wash it yet, this is what I changed two days ago." ”
Liu Mei's hand that was folding her underwear was burned, so she quickly retracted her hand, and rushed to the bathroom to wash her hands in disgust.
I don't know how to describe it.
"Hey, you've come in my house, where's the thing!" As soon as Liu Mei entered the bathroom, she sat on her underwear, the sofa cushions swayed, Fangfang reached out to me for something, "I really can't wait, hurry up!" ”
I told her to close the curtains first, saying that this thing would not see the light of day.
Fangfang looked impatient, shouted and asked Liu Mei to come out after washing her hands and help her pull the curtains. I couldn't help but run to the balcony to pull down the curtains, the room was dark, Liu Mei and Fangfang looked at me with wide eyes at the same time, I carefully took out the baby, uncovered the yellow cloth wrapped in it, and the little dried corpse revealed half of its head.
"What is this?" Liu Mei showed a scared expression.
I explained, "This is the Yin Spirit Baby, the Thai mage refining it, the effect of enshrinement at home to seek marriage is very effective, don't look at it small, this is the real thing, the Thai Azan master spent a lot of effort to find the baby embryo and bake it out, and it is blessed with a powerful black method." ”
The two girls were so frightened that they hid behind them, and Fangfang was so frightened that she trembled and said, "Ye Xun, are you sick, why did you take a dead child into my house?" ”