Chapter 655: Hygiene
After confirming that there was really Gu poison in the bird's tongue tea, Wu Zetian didn't say a word, and immediately ordered the medicine.
Fortunately, this medicine is simple and fast, and there are many eunuchs in the palace, so let them drink water like crazy, and then urinate.
The whole court drank urine up and down, which can be said to be quite exciting.
In the movie, there is only the scene where Emperor Li Zhi drinks urine, but there is no Wu Zetian.
But Wu Zetian is the queen, and the emperors have all drunk the tea, how could she not have drunk it, after all, this is the world's top tea.
So no matter how awesome Wu Zetian is, he still has to honestly follow this recipe and pinch his nose and drink a bowl.
With such a big movement up and down the Manchu Dynasty, naturally he couldn't hide it, and Huo Yi soon learned that the Gu poison he had ordered was useless.
And not only that, but the Gu poison on Yuan Zhen's body must have also been unraveled, and all the information will be leaked from his mouth.
Without thinking too much, Huo Yi hurriedly organized his manpower and left Luoyang, preparing to destroy the poisonous flowers and poisonous plants he had planted on Bat Island.
And discovering the Gu poison and finding a solution, Zhao Yu, the national teacher, can be said to have made a great contribution.
In addition to him, Di Renjie and the others were also stained and received a good reward.
Zhao Yu naturally didn't look down on these things, if it weren't for the convenience of following the plot and playing the role of the veteran Li Xiaowolf, he wouldn't even want to be a national teacher.
So there's nothing to say about this, after solving the matter of Bird's Tongue Tea, the next thing is naturally to kill Huo Yi and completely solve the Dongdao Gang.
Several large warships brought soldiers and horses and marched majestically to Bat Island overseas.
Bat Island is the place where Huo Yi planted poisonous flowers and poisonous plants and cultivated Gu worms, and it was also the base camp of the East Island Gang.
This point was also analyzed from the information provided by Yuan Zhen.
Zhao Yu and his entourage naturally followed, but Liu Yunzhi and the others were seasick.
Obviously, the distance was not far at all, and after dangling on the boat for a long time, they were dizzy and wanted to vomit, and they cowered in the corner and did not move.
"It's really useless, little wolf, the three of them are useless, why do we have to take them with us?"
Ryuji Yamashita glanced at Liu Yunzhi and the others with disgust, and then asked curiously.
"To me, you're no different from them, so why should I take you with me?"
"Uh......" Ryuji Yamashita looked pale and smiled wryly, unable to speak.
Zhao Yu had a serious face and said in a deep voice: "In the world of reincarnation, it is a very stupid thing to fight alone, and you must have the cooperation of your teammates to better survive and complete the task!" ”
"Although you are all weak now, as long as you work hard, it is possible to become stronger, and when the time comes, you can keep up with my footsteps and bring me help to face more unknown challenges."
"So as long as there are new people willing to follow in my footsteps, then I won't take the initiative to abandon them, do you understand?"
Hearing Zhao Yu's words, Ryuji Yamashita immediately straightened up and said with a serious face.
"Yes, Little Wolf!"
Hearing the conversation between the two, Youlan and Dark Snow next to them were thoughtful.
Then Youlan stepped forward with a smile, knelt next to Zhao Yu, and gently pinched his thighs.
"Master Guoshi, what is the reincarnation world you just talked about?"
Seeing that Yulan actually asked about this, Ryuji Yamashita and Yutaro Yoshizawa next to him changed their faces.
Only then did they realize that the unreliable little wolf had revealed limited and terrible information in front of these natives.
But as soon as Youlan asked, the dark snow on the side scolded sharply.
"Youlan, Hugh is rude, how can you ask more about the affairs of the national teacher!"
"Yes...... But ......"
Youlan looked aggrieved, her mouth pursed, and she looked at Zhao Yu pitifully.
Seeing this, Zhao Yu waved his hand at Dark Snow, then looked at Youlan and said with a faint smile: "Do you want to know?" ”
"Hmm!"
With excitement in her eyes, Youlan nodded hurriedly and looked at Zhao Yu expectantly.
"Since you want to know......"
Youlan looked expectant, and Dark Snow also pricked up her ears, but Ryyuji Yamashita and the two looked confused.
That's their biggest secret, is it really good to just say it?
What if something goes wrong?
Just when everyone was in a different mood, Zhao Yu's face suddenly turned pale.
"If you really want to know, you must pay attention to hygiene from today onwards, and when you start talking about hygiene, I will tell you what is going on in the reincarnation world!"
"Huh?"
Youlan looked confused, caught off guard by this answer.
But soon she came back to her senses and hurriedly said: "Master Guoshi, from today onwards, the slave and maid must wash their bodies every day, and they will ......."
"No, it's not just about bathing often!"
"Huh?"
"Do you think that taking a bath every day is called hygiene? You must know that hygiene is not so simple, and you have to start from the details of life, such as you are now! ”
"Slave maid now...... What's wrong? "Youlan really doesn't understand, why don't you pay attention to hygiene now.
"Hmph, look at you, your awareness of hygiene is too weak, and you still don't know what you're doing wrong, don't you find out that you're kneeling on the ground?"
Zhao Yu looked serious and said loudly.
"It's so dirty with people on this deck, but you get on your knees all at once, so that your skirt gets dirt and mud and some other dirty stuff, and that's a sign of unhygiene!"
Youlan was shocked, and Dark Xue was also shocked, because they felt that what Zhao Yu said was too reasonable.
But what can they do?
As a slave, isn't it routine to serve on your knees in front of your master?
For example, if you pinch Zhao Yu's thigh now, if you don't kneel next to you, will it be difficult to still squat?
It's a strange posture, and it's rude and indecent.
Just when the two of them were dumbfounded, Zhao Yu continued: "So from today onwards, you can't kneel on the ground casually, no matter who you see, you can't kneel, you know?" ”
Although they felt very confused, the two of them still subconsciously replied: "The slave knows...... Got it! ”
Youlan no longer knelt, but got up from the ground and gently patted the dust off her skirt.
At this time, Zhao Yu suddenly added another sentence.
"Of course, you can still kneel in a clean place like a bed, you know?"
“……”
As soon as Zhao Yu said this, several people present understood the meaning, and the atmosphere suddenly began to be weird.
But soon Zhao Yu looked at Youlan with a serious face: "Look, you don't pay attention to hygiene again, you just patted the dust on your skirt with your hands, and now your hands are dirty, go wash your hands!" ”
"Yes, Master Guoshi!" Youlan didn't dare to say more, so she hurriedly left the deck to find water to wash her hands.
Soon, Youlan washed her hands and came back, and her white and tender little hands became clean again.
But before she could stand firm, Zhao Yu continued: "You washed your hands, but the skirt is still dirty, and you don't change your clothes when they are dirty, which is also unhygienic!" ”
"Yes...... Master Guoshi, the slave doesn't have any extra skirts now! "Youlan really feels very aggrieved now, much cuter than the grievances she pretended to be just now.
"Here you go, go change it on!"
With a wave of Zhao Yu's hand, a ball of things was thrown into Youlan's arms, and when she took a closer look, it turned out to be a long skirt.
With her eyes staring, she glanced at the dark snow next to her, and then ran to find a place to change her skirt.
In a separate compartment below deck, Yulan thought to herself as she changed her dress.
"The devil *** returned to the world, and this skirt that appeared out of thin air, how many secrets does he have, and there is no trace of his actions, which is incomprehensible, the most important thing is that he doesn't seem to be close to women, which is troublesome!"
"As for hygiene, I don't know if he's really stupid or pretending to be stupid, but let's not kneel, it's interesting......"
A cold smile appeared on her face, and then Youlan tidied up her dress and left the cubicle.
Soon, the ship arrived not far from Bat Island.
But they did not land at once, but retreated first, and waited until after dark to sneak closer.
In this way, the people of Higashijima, who saw the warship during the day, would think that they were afraid of the strange fish in the water and did not dare to approach casually and retreat, and then relaxed their vigilance.
Of course, this argument actually doesn't make sense.
Even if you relax your vigilance, it is impossible to wait for Di Renjie and them to surround the entire island like the original plot of the movie, and finally take the initiative to appear before being discovered by Huo Yi.
The reason why it was able to go so smoothly was mainly that Huo Yi was already planning to give up the place of Bat Island, everyone was destroying the things on the entire island, and there were not many people on guard at all.
It is precisely because of this that the approaching ships were not detected.
In other words, in the movie, Di Renjie and Yu Chi Zhenjin seem to be really resourceful and strategic, but in fact, most of the time they are trying their luck.
But there is no way, Di Renjie is the protagonist, with an aura, and his luck is so good.
So the group landed on the island smoothly under the cover of night.
Although they encountered some vigilant people, they were killed before they could give a signal.
Zhao Yu and the others naturally took the lead in the charge, and Liu Yunzhi and the others also followed behind Zhao Yu.
However, while passing through the rugged hillside, Liu Yunzhi and the others also licked their faces to find Zhao Yu.
"Little wolf, can you lend us some cards, so that we can also have the power to protect ourselves, and we can help you......"
In addition to Liu Yunzhi and the three, the same is true for Ryūji Yamashita.
After all, as Zhao Yu's younger brother, Liu Yunzhi and Li Changqing have both used cards, but they haven't used them yet.
And now Youlan and Dark Xue have been by Zhao Yu's side, and their two younger brothers are useless.
If they continue like this, they will be cold.
Facing the expectant eyes of the five people, Zhao Yu thought for a while, and then said: "I have to use some important cards myself, I can only give you some cards that are not very strong for improving strength, do you want them?" ”
"Yes, of course, as long as there are cards!"
"Okay, you can choose for yourself, these five are light, light, bulb, sound, and song!"
As Zhao Yu's voice fell, the five of them hurriedly took the five cards and read out their names to use.
At first, they were excited, but when they figured out what the cards were capable of, they were confused.
Light cards, which can emit a strong light.
Of course, in fact, the light card is very strong, it is not light, but it controls the light energy, and it is extremely powerful.
If you can fully exert its power, you can easily push the world sideways.
But in Zhao Yu's setting, their mental power is too low to fully exert the power of the light card.
So the light cards don't have any egg use other than to shine light.
Of course, it can also be used at critical moments like Zhao Yu did before, and it will also be of great use.
This card was obtained by Liu Yunzhi.
And the light card is okay, at least it can emit a strong light, and the light card is a complete weak chicken.
Because the function of the lantern is to emit a faint light, and like an ordinary lamp, it cannot even pierce the eyes of a blind person.
I didn't expect it, there is such a garbage Sakura brand!
This card is in the hand of Yoshizawa Yutaro, who is standing aside with a desperate face at the moment.
Ryuji Yamashita got a sound card that could be used to cancel out the sound, just like a mute switch, so you couldn't hear any sound around you after using it.
This is a boon for people with anxiety disorders.
Li Changqing got the bubble card, which is actually very practical and can make bubbles.
It's not a bubble that you play with, but a foam that you stir up like laundry detergent or dish soap to clean things.
No matter how stubborn the stain is, it can be cleaned with the power of the bubble card.
If you open a laundry, you will definitely make money.
Youlan and Dark Snow need this card very much, they are too unhygienic.
And in Wang Yan's hand, it is naturally a song card, and its role is to imitate other people's singing.
The effect of this card is also very powerful, and if someone on Earth gets this card, they can become popular through imitation and become a star from then on.
After all, it is exactly the same imitation, and it can imitate anyone, which is a very powerful ability.
Even if it's a simple imitation, it can be popular.
Although he can't become a top star, he has no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime, and it is easy to live a rich life.
The above cards, except for the light signs, which are really useless and can only be used instead of flashlights, the rest can be of great use in the right places.
Although it may seem weak, it can sometimes bring unexpected gains.
Zhao Yu is looking forward to how Liu Yunzhi will use these cards.
Of course, in addition to Zhao Yu, the audience in the live broadcast room is also looking forward to it, and they are also complaining about Zhao Yu's bad taste at the same time.
It took a long time for the group to keep moving forward in the night, and it took them a long time before they saw from a distance that many people were running around in front of them, lighting fires and burning things.
This scene is much more atmospheric than the movie, there are only a few lines of fire in the movie, and it looks like a playhouse.
But now the scene in front of Zhao Yu and the others is a large area of flames burning, and the place where the fire hits is like a sea of fire.
The air was filled with smoke, and a gust of wind blew, and Liu Yunzhi and the three elderly people couldn't hold back their coughing on the spot.
"What man!?"
The movement was quickly noticed, and several Dongdao people came over with torches.
His whereabouts were discovered, and Yu Chi Zhenjin took out a long knife and slashed it without saying a word.
With his strength, except for Huo Yineng, who posed a threat to him, the rest of the entire island were all local chickens and dogs.
So he doesn't care at all, and when he sees someone, he goes straight up because he has a big advantage.
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