"I didn't kill myself!"

"You've climbed out of the window, and you haven't killed yourself!"

Lao Tan was anxious, "Isn't it just a language failure?" Have you never taught a failing student? As for being so excited? ”

"I said, I didn't kill myself!"

Lao Yao blushed and had a thick neck.

After Lao Tan dragged the person in, he pointed at Lao Yao and said, "Anyway, you are also a person who has received social stick education and blind date education, why can't you bear this little setback?" ”

"I didn't kill myself, how many times do I have to say it!" Lao Yao roared.

“…… So what are you doing? ”

"Can't I sit on the windowsill and eat spicy strips!"

Angry Lao Yao is like an angry bird.

Deathly quiet.

Jiang Jinan pinched a Weilong small gluten packaging bag under the corner of Lao Yao's table: "Lao Tan, don't get excited, Lao Yao...... Probably really eating spicy strips. ”

Old Tan: "......"

Lao Yao shook off Lao Tan angrily, walked back to his desk, opened the drawer, grabbed a bag inside and threw it out.

Weilong small gluten, ramen balls, bean skin, spicy slices, acacia rolls, kiss mouth roast, hand-torn vegetarian meat......

The variety is quite abundant.

Lao Tan coughed lightly: "You said you, why are you eating spicy strips and sitting on the windowsill...... Okay, okay, it's okay, let's go back, there's a false alarm......"

The office was crowded with people, students in the first class, and teachers and leaders who were blocked outside and couldn't get in.

Jiang Jinan pulled Yun Qiao and beckoned the classmates to hurry back.

I don't know who started and picked up a small gluten, and others did the same......

The students are gone, and the little spicy strips are gone.

Under the double blow, Lao Yao covered his heart and was shaking.

Life, what a cheap man.

There's a bit of a buzz in the school, and it's particularly eye-catching.

Yi Ran was too excited when he ran back to shout Lao Tan, his voice was a little loud, and after Ye Xiaohai, who had a louder voice in the class, howled, and the whole teaching building heard it: Lao Yao jumped off the building!

As a result, the students who couldn't watch the excitement all exerted their god-level imagination......

The news also quickly spread online.

Originally, Yun Qiao's full score in the second and fifth subjects of the joint examination was particularly eye-catching, and her Chinese 89 was even more eye-catching, and at this time, there were rumors that the Chinese teacher was angry with her......

You can't keep a low profile.

……

On the Internet, Dusk God and Jiang Shen, who tied for first place in the final joint entrance examination, are not as popular as Yun Qiao.

As soon as "Ode to the Swineherd" comes out, who will compete!

The joint examination of the top high schools in Haishi has five perfect scores in six science subjects.

Is it God?

Language 89 is also extremely commotional.

The college entrance examination papers are strictly confidential, and there will be no essays flowing out, and most of the so-called full-score essays on the Internet are written by people with relevant interest chains.

But the confidentiality of this kind of final joint examination paper is not so high.

In addition, this "Ode to the Swineherd" is really shocking, so it was posted.

The teacher gave 20 points to this essay.

Most netizens think that it is a little low, and it should be given about 25 points.

"Using a pig as a metaphor for a person, and a teacher as a swineherd, the angle is very exquisite. Love and dedication, harmony and friendliness, whether it is a swineherd or a teacher. ”

"The cartoon of this essay title is obviously to show the teacher's ardent hope and nostalgia for the students."

"When the pigs are slaughtered, the swineherd is just as eager to be nostalgic for the pigs, after all, they have been raised for three years, and they have raised their feelings."

"Who told you that commercial pigs should be raised for three years, and the sows that are raised for three years are often used to lay cubs, and commercial pigs will be slaughtered in six or seven months. What feelings can you have in six or seven months? The swineherd looks at the pigs, is it good to look at the RMB? ”

"The student did well in the exam, and the teacher also got a bonus."

"Are teachers teaching and educating people for that little bonus? Is the teacher's bonus comparable to a pig? Are you insulting the pig or the teacher? ”

"You are all off topic, the author obviously wants to express that the teacher's expectations for pigs, a kind of gratification and reluctance for his hard work in the past three years, is actually quite in line with the topic......"