Chapter 326: Men Are Bad
I contacted Brother Lu as soon as I got Kuman Thong, and Brother Lu was taking a taxi and asked me to get in the car and talk to him.
After seeing off the guests in the car, I opened the package, and Brother Lu stared at the doll in my hand and looked left and right, saying that this rubber thing can be used?
I said, "Don't underestimate Gu Man Tong, it doesn't matter what material the appearance is, what matters is what yin material is added to the core, what kind of yin spirit is enshrined, you may not understand these words if I say too much, in short, just worship in strict accordance with what I say." ”
Brother Lu nodded, and asked again, "Don't say it, after I handed over the money to you that day, I just picked up a leather bag containing 20,000 yuan when I arrived at the hospital, which not only earned back the money to buy Kuman Tong, but also made up my mother's hospitalization expenses, do you say this is because of Gu Man Tong's role?" ”
Brother Lu's words stunned me for a moment, At that time, Gu Man Tong had not entered the spirit, and even if he entered the spirit, he did not establish telepathy with Brother Lu, how could he help him?
I smiled and said, "It's hard to talk about such a thing as luck, and if you pick up money when you're short of money, it means that you are a blessed person, so that you don't have to worry about backlash when you worship Kuman Thong." ”
He smiled happily and said, "Yes, it seems that my luck is really not bad, hurry up and take it out and put it on the table, I have all the candy and small toys ready." ”
I handed him a piece of paper and said, "You can see the contents of the paper, this is the introductory mantra, after the early morning, you first set up the offerings, and then recite the mantra three times in silence to Kuman Thong, even if Kuman Thong succeeds in enlightenment, he may dream at night, don't be afraid, you can tell him anything you want." ”
Brother Lu was a little scared, "What...... Can it still find me in my dreams? ”
I told Brother Lu not to worry, it's not a big deal for Kuman Tong to fall asleep, it just wants to figure out your request, you can tell it honestly. Brother Lu immediately asked me, "Is it just a requirement?" ”
I said, as long as you don't ask too much, like the house you live in now is relatively dilapidated, you can make a wish to Kuman Tong, so that you can change to a house with a slightly better environment in a few years, or you can make a wish to let it help you save enough for your mother's medical expenses, or your son's college expenses or something, but similar to wanting to live in a sea view room, change to a ** wife and other wishes or don't say it, you know?
Brother Lu smirked, "You can rest assured of this, I'm not so dissatisfied." ”
A few days later, I suddenly remembered this stubble and called Brother Lu to come and pick me up at a convenient time, mainly to ask him how the effect was after worshipping Kuman Thong.
It was still four o'clock in the afternoon, Brother Lu picked me up and got into the car for a ride, and Kuman Tong put it in the front of the car in the windshield, which was not conspicuous, and there was a toy train and two baby clothes next to Kuman Tong's feet, as well as small things such as melon seeds and almond slices.
I pointed to Kuman Thong and said that your offerings are quite thorough, and you are not less concerned, right? Brother Lu was a little helpless, "Brother, the offering is enshrined, but it has no effect, I haven't dreamed of the child you said, could it be that there is something wrong with the offering item, and it refuses to come out to help me?" ”
I said no, Tiantong is not like Ditong, it has a docile temper and is easier to get along with, have you forgotten to recite the introductory mantra?
Brother Lu said that of course there is a mantra for the introductory heart, and when he recited the introductory mantra, he felt a gust of wind coming in from the carriage, which made him feel furious, so he hurriedly ran home to sleep, in order to sleep peacefully, he called his wife to accompany his son that night, but he still didn't dream of Gu Mantong.
I said, "You don't have to dream, maybe Tiantong senses your sincerity and already knows your thoughts."
Brother Lu is still worried, "I don't take it to heart if I don't dream, but my luck hasn't changed for the past few days." ”
I felt Brother Lu's impatience, and hurriedly said that although Gu Man Tong is very effective, you also have to calm your mind, you can't always worry about picking up things and winning the lottery all day long, that doesn't work, everything has to follow fate, maybe at this time you are saving character, and you will be given a big ticket at one time.
Brother Lu said, "Hope! ”
After chatting for half an hour, I didn't want to delay Brother Lu to do business, so I got out of the car early, I don't know why, when I got out of the car, I always felt that there were a pair of eyes staring at me on my back, and when I looked back at Brother Lu, I found that he was looking for something in the dashboard, and his eyes didn't glance at me at all.
As I walked home, I felt cold on my back, but when I looked back, I couldn't see anything.
Liu Mei got the right delicious food and waited for me at home, after dinner, I accompanied her once, I felt tired and lay on the bed to brew pajamas, Liu Mei, who was taking a bath, suddenly called my name, I quickly rushed to the bathroom partition door and asked her what was wrong.
Liu Mei said that her underwear was missing, did I hide it on purpose?
I said no, how could I be so bored?
Liu Mei unscrewed the door and said, "You still say no, it's you and me in this room, not who are you?" ”
I was stunned, and when I saw that the window was not closed, I pointed to the window and said, "Who told you to take a shower without closing the window first, and the underwear was blown away by the wind and did not tighten tightly, what should I do if I peeked at it?" ”
Liu Mei smiled coquettishly and deliberately stretched her full body in front of me, and I couldn't help but hug her again.
When I got up early the next morning, I heard Liu Mei screaming, and quickly opened my eyes and asked her what was wrong?
Liu Mei blushed, pointed to my chest and said, "Stinky pervert, you didn't steal it, take it off quickly, what does a big man look like when he wears a woman's chest?" ”
Me? sound, before I could react, I looked down and saw that I was stunned, only to see that Liu Mei's underwear that disappeared last night was actually on my chest, not to mention, it fits quite well.
I said, "Did you put it on me while I was asleep?" ”
Liu Mei slapped me gently, "Phew, shameless, how could I do such a disgusting thing?" ”
I said it's really not you? Liu Mei pinched me again, and said angrily, "It's really not, take it off and return it to me!" ”
This incident made me in a trance, and I couldn't lift my energy all morning, is Liu Mei joking with me, why did the underwear I lost last night appear on me early in the morning?
I thought about it, and I couldn't figure it out.
Liu Mei went out in the afternoon, Zhang Qiang just returned to China not long ago, and did not come to the store often, only I and Laila guarded the store, I saw that there was no business, so I went to the warehouse and pulled a folding chair, ready to take a nap, and soon Laila came in with a plate of fruit, chatting with me while eating fruit.
Laila's Chinese has improved so fast that she can barely communicate with her Chinese, so I asked her if she was used to living in China after returning to China. Ryla said that nothing else, but that the high priest always wanted to find a man to marry him.
I laughed and said that the high priest is also for your good. Laila pouted and said, "Sister Liu Mei taught me a lot of things, I don't want to get married early now, every time I am forced to go on a blind date, those men have bad intentions, they always look at my chest, are men like this?" ”
I laughed and said how could it be, I'm pretty serious.
As soon as I said this, I suddenly reached over and pressed her chest.
Laila was frightened and exclaimed, took two steps back, her eyes widened, and she looked at me very unexpectedly, I also sat up, her expression was very embarrassed, Laila snorted angrily, "You have Sister Liu Mei, why are you being fussy with me?" Men are really bad, be careful I tell Sister Liu Mei and let her clean you up. ”