Chapter 19: The Legend of the King of Thieves

It is possible that this thief did the theft of the bank vault.

The King of Thieves is back in the world.

More than ten years ago, the Municipal Museum held a painting exhibition, which mainly exhibited the portrait of "One Hundred Singles and Eight Generals of the Water Margin" jointly created by more than a dozen painters of the Provincial Calligraphy and Painting Association. There is not much interest from the public, there are not many visitors, and the museum is full of visitors.

One day, the museum received a phone call, the other party went straight to the point, claiming to be a thief, and wanted to borrow the "Picture of a Thief in Time Migration" from the "Liangshan Heroes Paintings" series.

The museum staff replied, "No, you're sick, right?" ”

The man said on the phone, "Since I don't borrow it, I have to steal it." ”

The staff teased: "Okay, when are you going to steal?" ”

The man said, "Within three days." ”

The museum staff thought it was just a prank, but the curator took it seriously and stepped up security measures.

A TV reporter with a good event reported on the incident, and for a time the city was full of wind and rain, and the spread spread was boiling, and many citizens flocked to the museum and became interested in the portrait of the time migration.

Citizen A said, "Why did the thief steal this picture?" ”

Citizen B said: "Shi Qian is the ancestor of the thief. ”

Citizen C said: "Now the thief is also literate and elegant. ”

Citizen Ding said, "Do you think this thief can steal it?" I've seen enough of it, brag about it. ”

There are security guards throughout the exhibition hall, and everyone is equipped with batons. A glass cover was added to the portrait of Shi Qian, and some citizens knocked on the glass and swore that the glass must be bulletproof. Two days passed, and the thief did not appear, and people were a little disappointed, thinking that the thief must not dare to come.

On the third day, at noon, smoke rose in the exhibition hall, triggering a fire alarm.

Many visitors fled in panic, crowded at the exit with their noses covered, and almost had a stampede, and when the crowd was evacuated, the security guards in the exhibition hall found that the time migration painting was missing......

"This thief is nothing of a big deal," said Slender Qiang. ”

Fat Tiger said: "That's right, this skill is not a king of thieves." ”

Bigpaw said, "The story isn't over yet, let me tell you the rest of the story." ”

The thief took advantage of the chaos to steal the painting, and a deputy director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau was furious and dropped the cup on the spot when he heard about it. The deputy director told the television reporter that the thieves would be caught within a month and the stolen paintings would be returned to the museum. The police issued a reward notice to the public, asking the public to provide clues to solve the case.

The next day, someone called the police on the bounty notice.

The man said, "Let your deputy chief talk to me, I know who stole the painting." ”

The deputy chief said, "Tell me, who is it?" ”

The man said, "Don't look for me, I'm the thief, and I'll return the painting in a few days." ”

The deputy director said: "If you did it, you would surrender and get leniency." ”

The man said, "I don't want to go to jail, so you'd better let me go." ”

The deputy director said: "Since ancient times, evil does not prevail over good, you can't run, and sooner or later you will be caught." ”

The man said, "Well, I'll fight you."

Bet. ”

The deputy director said, "Do you want to do it?" ”

The man said, "Within three days, I will steal something from you, and you will spare me." ”

The deputy chief said, "What is it?" ”

The man said, "You're wearing a police uniform." ”

The deputy director said angrily: "If you can steal my police uniform, I will take the blame and resign, and this director will quit!" If you can't steal it, turn yourself in. ”

The man said, "Yes, a word is a deal!" ”

At this point, there are two versions of the story.

1. The director was wet by a sprinkler truck on the street, he took off his police uniform and locked it in the safe in the office to prevent the thief from stealing, but he didn't expect the thief to be bold enough to sneak into the director's office in the middle of the night, open the safe, or steal the clothes.

Second, the director's house was burglarized, and the thief rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and stole the old police uniform that the director had worn before. The whole process of theft was unnoticed, and the sleeping wife and daughter of the bureau chief were not alarmed, there was no trace of damage to the security door, and the windows were installed with anti-theft nets, and people could not understand how the thieves burglarized.

Anyway, the thief unknowingly put the time-shifted painting back into the museum's booth, the lock on the glass cover intact, and inside the glass cover was not only the painting, but also a police uniform. The police uniform has the siren number of the deputy commissioner. The deputy director was deeply shocked, ashamed and angry, and was so angry that he was admitted to the hospital with a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, and unfortunately passed away after half a month of treatment. The police never caught the thief, and the streets and alleys of the city began to have the legend of the king of thieves, and every citizen added fuel and vinegar when telling the story, and the king of thieves became a legend of the city......

Thin Qiang and Fat Tiger told this story to the painting dragon again.

Fat Tiger said: "It is possible that the theft of the bank vault was done by this king of thieves, and the king of thieves has reappeared." ”

"The whereabouts of this king of thieves are currently unknown, and we intend to investigate further. ”

Hualong said: "The one who dares to steal the bank vault is definitely not an ordinary person, the petty thief does not have the courage and the ability, whether it is the king of thieves or not, you find him for me." ”

Slender Qiang said: "We are not even assistant police now, and it is not justified to go out to handle cases." ”

Fat Tiger said: "Yes, you want to give us an identity." ”

Hualong said: "I really can't do anything with you two, okay, I'll take you two as apprentices and hire you as my assistants." ”

Thin and Fat Tiger were overjoyed, called out to the master, fell to their knees, and kowtowed three times in a row.

At the apprenticeship ceremony, Hualong invited the leaders of the local martial arts association, as well as several respected boxers, such as the Baguazhang descendant, the Taiji master of the Northern School, and the head of the Mixed Yuan Five Elements Boxing. Thin and Fat Tiger formally handed over the post to the teacher, first saluted, then offered tea, painted the dragon and sat in the chair, and talked about the rules of the door and the patriarch's admonition.

Hualong said: "At the beginning, the teacher said to me like this: Hualong, why do you learn martial arts? I said, I'm going to fight the bad guys. The master laughed and said yes in a loud voice, and then splashed ink and wrote 16 words to give to me: help the needy, punish the evil and promote the good, act bravely, and defend the family and the country. These sixteen words must also be taken to heart. What is the purpose of learning martial arts? When faced with the bad guys, everyone else can run away, but we have to face them head-on. ”

Skinny and Fat Tiger listened respectfully, again

Kowtow.

After the ceremony, the incense case was removed, and the banquet was placed, Secretary Zhao raised a glass to celebrate the high apprenticeship of the painting dragon, and several famous boxers also toasted one after another, and after the three rounds, everyone was a little drunk. Secretary Zhao asked whether traditional martial arts are combative, and those who learn martial arts are inevitably competitive, and several boxers began to brag about how powerful their kung fu is.

The master of Tai Chi of the Northern School said: "Chinese martial arts, broad and profound, Tai Chi to overcome rigidity with softness, four or two dial a thousand catties, Tai Chi has been practical since ancient times. ”

Fat Tiger said bluntly: "I think Tai Chi is flower boxing and embroidered legs, radio gymnastics in the park." ”

Thin Qiang also echoed: "Tai Chi is so powerful, then why is there no Tai Chi master in international competitions, what K1, MMA these major competitions, we Chinese have not won awards, we should face up to the backwardness of Chinese kung fu, it is really not as powerful as in the movie." ”

The Tai Chi master of the northern school said: "Tai Chi pays attention to self-cultivation and self-cultivation, and does not want to compete for fame and fortune, even the people have masters, and the masters generally do not shoot easily, and they will hurt people and kill if they are serious." ”

"I believe more in physics and science, in strength and speed. ”

Fat Tiger said: "Four or two thousand catties, if you dial me to try, I will be less than two hundred catties." ”

The Tai Chi Sect Master of the Northern School said, "Okay, you come and push me!" ”

The two of them left the field and walked to the open space, posed, and the Tai Chi Grandmaster stood up in a lunge and let the fat tiger put his palms on his stomach, and he put his hands on the fat tiger's elbows. The scene was filled with the smell of gunpowder, and the Tai Chi Grandmaster shouted to start. The fat tiger pushed with all his might, but the Tai Chi Grandmaster didn't take half a step back, and after a stalemate, the Tai Chi Grandmaster dodged and threw it out with the power of the fat tiger.

Tai Chi Grandmaster clenched his fists, smiled slightly, and said, "Accept." ”

Thin Qiang felt very strange, he knew that his brother had a lot of strength, but he couldn't push this person.

Drawing the dragon is well-informed, and whispers to Slender Qiang: "You go and push him, don't let him touch your elbow." ”

Slender Qiang immediately understood, on the field of competition, Tai Chi Grandmaster still stood in a lunge, without waiting for him to ask Slender Qiang to pose well, Slender Qiang only used one hand, from the side, and violently pushed Tai Chi Grandmaster's shoulder, Tai Chi Grandmaster's center of gravity was unstable, stumbled a little, and fell a butt squat. This posture was very unsightly, and the Tai Chi Grandmaster was flushed all over his face, and he didn't know what to say.

It's just a little trick to carve insects.

Although the fat tiger has great strength, he was controlled by the Tai Chi Grandmaster on his elbows and could not exert his strength, so he couldn't push him.

The Tai Chi Grandmaster left the scene in embarrassment, and the Bagua Palm Descendant and the Mixed Yuan Five Elements Fist Master saw that the situation was not good, and they also got up to say goodbye, worried that the two apprentices who had just received the painting dragon would find them to learn martial arts.

Secretary Zhao thought to himself, since this painting dragon came, the bureau can be described as chickens flying and dogs jumping, not peaceful, this guy first organized a group of policemen to fight with each other, and also called it the first free fighting competition, it was just nonsense, and the two auxiliary police temporary workers became baby apprentices...... After so long of tossing and turning, there is still no progress in the case.

Secretary Zhao said: "Officer Hualong now has two high-level apprentices to help, which can be described as a tiger with wings, and the case of the theft of the vault can be solved soon." ”

"You promised me three things, and the theft of this vault was on me. ”

Secretary Zhao said: "What are the three things? ”