Chapter 500: The cauldron stews the dragon and the tiger
It's hard for cats and sheep to fight together, but if they have to put on a special show tonight, how can others dissuade them?
Meng Tianqing kicked open the door, and when he saw the ram Diao Diao holding the face of the beautiful woman, he suddenly felt angry, and rushed up with a paw!
The ram Diao used the bowl to block it, and the bowl was instantly divided into several pieces and fell to the ground with a clattering sound.
The ram Diao Diao also lost his temper, took out a steel needle, and stabbed Meng Tianqing.
Meng Tianqing jumped on the table one by one, dodged the steel needles, and pounced on the ram.
Tang Jiaren stood directly between the two, with a cold face, grabbed one with one hand, and threw it out of the room directly, then pointed to the four big characters on the door, and closed the door hard! Drop the bolt!
Outside the door, the two people glanced at each other and decisively hit each other.
The ram Diao punched over and scolded: "Eavesdrop on the root of the wall, die!" ”
Meng Tianqing kicked out and said angrily: "Bastard! I've been lying on my stomach in the tree, before you came! ”
The ram Diao Diao pounced on him and pulled Meng Tianqing's hair: "Peeping rotten eyes!" ”
Meng Tianqing: "Meow...... "A foot on the ram's tricky toes.
Ram Diao: "Ah! ”
Tang Jiaren opened the door and looked at the two.
Ram Diao Diao looked up at the moon: "Ah, the moon, it's so round!" ”
Meng Tianqing threw himself on the ground: "It seems that there is a mouse, meow...... ”
Tang Jiaren snorted coldly, closed the door, and dropped the bolt again.
In the courtyard, the ram Diao Diao rubbed his toes, Meng Tianqing rubbed the back of his head, the two glanced at each other, snorted coldly, and turned their heads not to look at each other.
After a while, the ram said, "I have medicinal wine." ”
Meng Tianqing asked, "Can you drink it?" ”
The ram nodded Diao.
So, a sheep and a cat happily went to get drunk.
The two of them pushed cups and changed lamps in the courtyard, and drank so much that it was a good time.
The ram said Diao: "Huang Lian never let me drink. However, if you don't drink, where does drunkenness come from? ”
Meng Tianqing said: "I warn you! When you're drunk, you can't pretend to be crazy and stupid, and drill into the beauty room! ”
The ram glanced at Meng Tianqing and said, "No wonder your brother scolds you for being a stupid cat!" Don't you understand that there is a truth that flowers can be folded straight? ”
Meng Tianqing said stupidly: "Meow...... You're right. "I'm going to see the pretty woman." ”
The ram Diao Diao hugged the wine jar, smiled, and said, "If you go, she won't open the door for you." ”
Meng Tianqing said vaguely: "Then I'll go too!" ”
The ram Diao patted the wine jar and said, "I gave you a three-step drink." You've already taken three steps. ”
Meng Tianqing turned his head, looked at the ram Diao, and said angrily: "Villain! ”
Ram Diao blushed, laughed, and said: "Yesterday I got married to a beautiful woman, and you didn't give gifts, you are the villain!" Belch...... Stingy people! ”
Meng Tianqing waved his hand and said, "You don't count!" A beautiful woman won't marry you! ”
The ram Diao Diao stood up, smashed the wine jar directly, glared at the straight eyes and said angrily: "It's already a big wedding!" The beauty is my person! I'm also beautiful! Who dares to peep and die! Shook it, bent down, picked up a piece of broken wine jar ballast, and yelled at Meng Tianqing, "You say, do you want to die?!" ”
Meng Tianqing squatted on the ground, looked at the beautiful woman's room, looked at Meng Tianqing again, and said seriously: "I want to think about it...... ”
The ram threw away the jar of wine.
The wine jar splattered up, scratching Meng Tianqing's arm.
Meng Tianqing let out a sharp cat meow: "Meow! ”
Ram Diao grabbed another jar of wine on the table, took a sip, and then held the jar in his arms, sat staggeringly, and muttered inarticulately: "Don't rob me of any of you." I want a beautiful woman for two years, and he will accompany me for two years...... ”
Meng Tianqing looked at the ram Diao Diao, and said with a big tongue: "I want to die." ”
Ram Diao Diao stood up holding the wine jar, walked in front of Meng Tianqing, raised the wine jar in his hand, and said, "I'll help you." ”
Meng Tianqing closed his eyes and said, "Okay!" He waited and waited, but he did not see the ram making a move, so he could only open his eyes and look at him.
Ram Diao Diao held the wine jar with one hand, pointed at Meng Tianqing, tilted his head and said, "One, two, three, why three heads?" Which do I have to smash? ”
Meng Tianqing touched his head and said, "That's not right! How can it be three heads? You count well, I think it's two. ”
The ram Diao Diao simply knelt beside Meng Tianqing and touched it with his hand.
Meng Tianqing was puzzled: "Didn't you say that the wine is a three-step drunk?" Why didn't you fall? Yes? You say, "Why didn't you fall?" ”
The ram said, "Stupid! I'm a snake, and I'm twisting and walking. ”
Meng Tianqing was awakened by a sentence and said, "I see! He threw himself on the ground and began to twist and crawl forward.
The ram Diao was surprised: "Ah! Turns out you're a snake too! Immediately lay down and crawled around with Meng Tianqing.
Meng Tianqing sang loudly: "We are snakes, we are snakes, we are snakes writhing around!" ”
Diao Diao, the ram, then sang: "We are cats, we are cats, we are cats jumping around!" ”
The two looked at each other and laughed.
With a bang, Tang Jiaren's door opened, and she sang with a black face: "We are the pot, we are the pot, the cat comes to the snake to stew a pot!" ”
Ram Diao Diao and Meng Tianqing glanced at each other and laughed again.
The ram said Diao: "The pot sings out of tune." ”
Meng Tianqing added: "This is an open-bottomed pot! ”
Tang Jiada strode towards the two of them, one in each hand, and said, "Give it all...... To give...... ”
The ram Diao grabbed the wine jar and handed it to Tang Jiaren: "Give!" ”
Tang Jiaren wanted to say that she would let me sleep, but after smelling the wine, I felt that it was quite attractive, so I took a sip and felt refreshed. After a few bites, I felt that the moon was really round tonight. Half a jar is drunk, and everyone is moonshine.
Meng Tianqing came to grab it, but was slapped away by Tang Jiaren.
Meng Tianqing said: "Meow...... Give me a drink. ”
Tang Jiaren sat on the ground and said, "Are you ...... Belch...... Pot?! You need to...... Belch...... Water?! You, you, you...... You shut up! ”
The ram Diao Diao got up, also sat on the ground, hooked his finger at Tang Jiaren, and said, "I'll tell you a secret." ”
Tang Jiaren listened attentively.
The ram Diao shouted with all his might: "I like you!" ”
Tang Jiaren covered her ears, her expression obviously confused.
Meng Tianqing immediately patted his chest and said, "You tell me, I'll tell her." What you say, she doesn't understand. ”
The ram Diao Diao lay in Meng Tianqing's ear and roared, "I like you!" ”
Meng Tianqing frowned, embarrassed: "But I don't like you." ”
The ram Diao grabbed Meng Tianqing's collar and said fiercely: "You dare not like me?!" ”
Meng Tianqing nodded and said humbly: "Dare." ”
The ram Diao Diao hugged Meng Tianqing, beat his back, and said with a crying voice: "How can you not like me? How can it?! I like you so much, you can't like anyone else. ”
Meng Tianqing was beaten and shouted: "Meow...... Meow Meow ...... Meow ...... Oh...... ”
After Tang Jiaren drank all the jars of wine, she burped, wiped her mouth, and said solemnly: "I have a secret!" ”
Ram Diao Diao and Meng Tianqing immediately looked at Tang Jiaren.
Tang Jiaren grinned and said nervously: "I'm the pot!" You know what?! ”
The two men hugged each other and shook their heads together.
Tang Jiaren put the wine jar on his head, and a muffled voice came out of the wine jar, asking, "Do you see it?" ”
Ram Diao Diao and Meng Tianqing nodded together.
Tang Jiaren asked, "Do you see it?" ”
The two continued to nod their heads together.
Tang Jiaren was anxious and asked, "Do you see it?" ”
The two nodded vigorously.
Tang Jiaren stripped off the wine jar, glared at the two, and staggered to his feet.
The ram Diao Diao and Meng Tianqing pounced forward at the same time, hugged the two legs of the beauty, and asked in unison, "Where are you going?!" ”
Tang Jiaren's eyes turned red, and she said, "Light the fire...... ”
Ram Diao Diao and Meng Tianqing were shocked.
Tang Jiaren continued: "Prove that you are a pot. ”
The two nodded at the same time and said in unison: "You are you!" ”
Tang Jiaren smiled rampantly at the crescent moon and said, "Come on, let's stew meat!" He grabbed the back of the ram's neck collar with one hand, grabbed Meng Tianqing's neck collar with the other, and dragged him forward.
Meng Tianqing immediately said: "No! You are the pot, you can't go! You've been drunk for three steps, and if you walk like this, you'll be broken! ”
Tang Jiaren felt that this made sense, so he threw down the two of them, lay on the ground, twisted his body and crawled forward.
Meng Tianqing and Ram Diao Diao are located on the left and right of the beauty, twisting left and right together, crawling forward.
Meng Tianqing asked, "Where are we going?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "Find firewood, stew!" ”
The ram said, "I don't like to eat cat meat. ”
Meng Tianqing said: "I don't like to eat snake meat either. ”
Tang Jiaren licked her lips, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, squinted and smiled: "I like the pot." ”
Ram Diao said excitedly: "Do you like it?!" ”
Tang Jiaren nodded.
Meng Tianqing said happily: "Really? ”
Tang Jiaren continued to nod.
So, the three of them, writhing happily on the ground, went together to find firewood.
Meng Shuilan opened the door, looked at the people in the courtyard, and said, "Someone has to do it." Otherwise, this stupid brother might really order himself. ”
Wangdong pushed Qiu Yuebai to appear behind Meng Shuilan.
Qiu Yuebai looked at the three people who were writhing on the ground and did not speak.
Meng Shuilan looked at Qiu Yuebai and said, "It's a big pity that I can't get drunk with the Qiu City Lord tonight. ”
Tang Buxiu's door opened, he walked straight to Tang Jiaren, bent down, hugged the person into his arms, and asked, "Is it enough?" ”
Tang Jiaren shook her head.
Tang Buxiu put Tang Jiaren back on the ground and said, "Go on." ”
Tang Jiaren smiled coquettishly and continued to writhe.
Zhan Cangqiong walked out of his room and said, "Mother's wine is really bad." ”
Tang Buxiu looked at the battle sky and said, "Let's let the deity see how your wine is." ”
Meng Shuilan said to Qiu Yuebai: "The long night is long, isn't it as good as fun?" ”
So, four men drank alcohol to the moon, and the three youngest were in charge of putting on a show. For example: stew in a large pot*.