Chapter 111: Eat Your Own Fruit and Flowers
This little girl wants to trap her, and she behaves quite calmly, she really has the potential to be a bad person. Hua Manxi secretly complained in his heart.
But she is not a fool, knowing that this bowl of chicken soup can't be drunk, she naturally can't let Hua Sangsang succeed, she smiled slightly, took out a paper bag from her arms, and shook it in front of Hua Sangsang.
"Didn't you say there's something missing in this pot of chicken soup? To tell you the truth, this is missing, this is my unique secret recipe for cooking, I like to add a little bit to any dish I fry, so that even people with average skills can make delicious meals. Hua Manxi said mysteriously.
Hua Sangsang's curiosity was really lifted, his eyes were fixed on the paper bag in Hua Manxi's hand, and he ignored the matter of chicken soup for a while.
"What is this? Is it really that magical? Hua Sangsang approached Hua Manxi and asked in a low voice.
"Naturally, can I still lie to you?" Hua Manxi carefully opened the paper packet, and there was a pile of red powder inside.
This is chili powder mixed with mustard crumble, she was taken away last time, although she was unharmed, but in the end she was scared, after thinking about it, she made a lot of this super spicy chili powder to defend herself.
Hua Sangsang naturally believed it, and when he looked closer, Hua Manxi seized the opportunity and blew lightly.
Caught off guard, this chili powder entered Hua Sangsang's eyes, such a spicy thing, even if it was stained a little, it was enough for her eyes to be hot, and tears soared.
"Ah, it's spicy, it's spicy, what the hell is this! It's spicy to me! Hua Sangsang covered his eyes, spicy and spicy.
"Ah, how did you get your eyes? It's chili powder! Although it can improve the taste, it is not good when it gets into the eyes, so don't open your eyes and wash them off quickly! I'll help you go! Hua Manxi stood up and quickly changed the position of the two bowls of soup on the table, and then helped Hua Sangsang, who was covering her eyes, to the well and helped her wash it with well water.
Even after washing his eyes, the hot burning feeling was still there, and Hua Sangsang couldn't find that the two bowls on the table had already changed positions.
"This chili powder is my unique secret recipe, but there are pros and cons to this thing, and if you can't eat spicy things, you can't put more of them, otherwise it is possible to die of spicy." Hua Manxi picked up the chicken soup that night in front of him, and said casually, "You let me taste this chicken soup just now, right?" I'll try it. ”
She took a sip of chicken soup and said very seriously: "Your chicken is not blanched, it smells a little fishy, fortunately it has been stewed for a long time, and it can barely be eaten, and it is too salty!" This salt is like no money, and there is too much to put in it. ”
"This, that's it-" Hua Sangsang was told to his face that he was not good at cooking, so he was naturally not very happy, but it was not easy to turn over, so he could only hide his embarrassment with a dry smile, "I think it's okay, my mother likes to drink salty." ”
"It's too salty, don't believe you drink it yourself! I can't drink such a salty soup anyway. Hua Manxi pretended to exaggerate.
Hua Sangsang really hit the plan, and he was afraid that Hua Manxi would not drink enough, so he also picked up the bowl and drank a few sips: "It's okay, this is not salty." ”
"Then your family is too heavy." Hua Manxi punned on a word, and still drank half a bowl of chicken soup for face.
Seeing that she drank half a bowl of chicken soup, Hua Sangsang put away the appearance that had been cautious, showed a smug smile, stood up, and said to the room: "Cousin, you can come out." ”
Cousin, isn't her cousin Wang Dazhuang? Wang Dazhuang is also hiding in this house! Hua Manxi's eyebrows jumped, and he probably guessed what kind of medicine Hua Sangsang gave him!
"Good cousin, you can keep me waiting!" The door of the house opened, and a flowing voice sounded, it was Wang Dazhuang, who had a deep grudge with Huamanxi!
Hua Manxi glanced at the room, this Hua Sangsang was quite cautious, afraid that she would find someone in the room, so Wang Dazhuang hid under the bed.
Fortunately, she was smart but was mistaken by cleverness, if Wang Dazhuang hid a little shallower, maybe Wang Dazhuang would see that he changed the soup.
"Xiao Nizi, let you ask that little white face to scare me by pretending to be a ghost, and now it falls into my hands, if you don't grind off a layer of skin, I will write the king character upside down!" Wang Dazhuang stared fiercely at Hua Manxi.
"What nonsense are you talking about, when have I ever let someone pretend to be a ghost to scare you? It's clear that you've done too many bad things yourself, so you're afraid that ghosts will come to you! Hua Manxi secretly took out the chili powder that had just played tricks on Hua Sangsang from the hidden pocket in his sleeve and pinched it in the palm of his hand.
If it is okay to deal with Hua Sangsang, but Wang Dazhuang is a man in the prime of life after all, in terms of strength, he is definitely at a disadvantage, but as soon as the chili powder comes out and enters his eyes, then it is still okay to run away by himself.
"You still don't admit it, it's the little white face with you, who was bumped into your adultery by Lao Tzu, and pretended to be a ghost to scare Lao Tzu, and almost threw Lao Tzu into the dung pit! It also caused Lao Tzu to be paralyzed in bed for so long! When Wang Dazhuang talked about this, he gritted his teeth with hatred, and he couldn't wait to tear Xu Jinfei alive.
He Wang Dazhuang has always been the head of the villains in Peach Blossom Village, and now it has been spread that he has been paralyzed in bed by ghosts for so long, which is simply discredited, and there is no majesty anymore, who wants to follow him in the future!
"You deserve it! Don't go out for a night walk if you are so timid, lest you be scared to death! Hua Manxi didn't expect that Xu Jinfei did this, and he couldn't see that this Xu Gongzi, a person with beautiful scenery, would pretend to be a ghost and scary.
"How dare you say it again! You stinky bitch! Ge Laozi, if you don't get to call grandpa in bed, I won't be Wang Dazhuang! Wang Dazhuang glared at Hua Manxi fiercely, crossed the table, stepped forward, and grabbed Hua Manxi's collar.
"Cousin, you, you take it easy, don't kill people." Hua Sangsang hurriedly persuaded her, but when she spoke, she felt that her mouth was dry and she had a hot feeling, as if her whole body was on fire, could it be that the chili powder?
"Hua Sangsang, Hua Sangsang, I have no grievances with you, why do you calculate me like this? Last time, I tricked me into going up the mountain to pick mushrooms, and I didn't care about you, but this time you dared to beat my idea? Hua Manxi glanced at Hua Sangsang, only to feel that his cousin's delicate appearance was really hiding a vicious heart.
"You, you know!" Hua Sangsang was shocked, but at the moment, it was so hot that even sweat came out, and there was another feeling of scratching his heart with a hundred claws.
"Not only do I know that you tricked me into going up the mountain, but I also know that you hooked up with Na Ding Xiucai!" Hua Manxi sneered, "This time, Ding Xiucai also asked you to do this, right?"
"You, you know what? The bowl of chicken soup I gave you was filled with the most poisonous acacia powder, and if you don't make it happen with my cousin, you'll bleed to death!" When the time comes, my cousin will get your people, and he will imprison you in the cellar of the king's house, and torture you day by day, and if you don't write down that recipe for a day, you won't be able to come out for a day! It is to give birth to all the children! I don't believe you don't write! Hua Sangsang said viciously.
"Really? Are you sure I drank that chicken soup? Hua Manxi smiled slightly, suddenly raised his hand, sprinkled a handful of chili powder into Wang Dazhuang's eyes, and said urgently, "I'm not as stupid as you, I always don't teach a long lesson!" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, the man had already run out of the house, and by the way she closed the door, and slammed the door with a long stick outside.
"What do you say! Flowers full of streams! Hua Sangsang felt that something was wrong, and saw her sprinkle chili powder on Wang Dazhuang, and Wang Dazhuang forced his eyes to howl, and then realized it!
This cunning slut, that's not a unique recipe at all! It's something that's harmful! She deliberately blew into her eyes so that she couldn't see clearly, so she took the opportunity to change two bowls of soup!
Only then did she feel anxious, and a panic and fear permeated her whole body!
"Wang Dazhuang! You quickly washed your eyes and went out! Go out and find Ding Xiucai! Hua Sangsang only felt that his whole body was weak, but he still endured his reason, dragged Wang Dazhuang to the bucket, and pressed his head into the bucket.
"I'm grass! This damn! It's this kind of trick every time! Wang Dazhuang washed his eyes, his whole body was drenched, cursed, and went to open the door, but found that the door was bolted from the outside.
"This door can't be opened." Wang Dazhuang turned back to Hua Sangsang and said, at this time, Hua Sangsang was already so hot that he lost his mind, and he took off his clothes one by one.
"Brother Shuqing, Brother Shuqing—" She murmured in a low voice, approaching Wang Dazhuang, Wang Dazhuang was drenched, very cool, very cool! She's so hot!
Wang Dazhuang is a man over thirty years old, with strong blood, seeing this flower Sangsang with a bewitching body and a charming face, where can he stand it! At that moment, where did you remember to call Ding Shuqing, pressed the flower Sangsang on the table, and took off his clothes in a hurry.
One was drugged, and the other was overjoyed, and they didn't know how much time had passed.
It wasn't until the door opened that the screams of the second aunt woke up the two!
"Ah, ah, you king! What are you doing! What are you doing! "The second aunt was originally persuaded by Hua Sangsang to be among the widows of Wang, and she wanted to come back to catch Hua Manxi and Wang Dazhuang, who knew that Hua Manxi was nowhere to be seen, but her daughter was ruined, and the most terrifying thing was that Hua Sangsang had those dark red blood stains under him.
The second aunt was red-eyed, picked up the broom and beckoned to Wang Dazhuang: "I'll kill you brute!" I'll kill you brute! ”
"Hey, aunt, why are you doing so hard! Is this Da Zhuang's fault? Ouch, Sangsang, what's wrong? How does this look like a miscarriage-" Widow Wang snatched the broom from Wang Erniang's hand, but after seeing Hua Sangsang's tragic condition, she suddenly said.
The effect of Hua Sangsang's medicine had already passed, and when she heard the widow Wang say this, she suddenly cried out in a hurry: "Mother, my child, my child—save my child—"