Chapter 15: Uncle Complex

Many girls have an uncle complex.

The so-called uncle complex is that I like uncles and mature men who are older.

They more or less have a father-love complex, and they prefer to push middle-aged men with successful careers and infinite charm into bed than the opposite sex of the same age. Even if she has no posture, is slightly chubby, and has slightly smaller breasts, she is also a sweet Lori in the arms of her uncle, a cute little pet, and a coquettish and willful little princess. Their youth is a magic weapon, and naivety is also an advantage. What's more, young people have to struggle for many years to have money and status, and choosing an uncle is a one-step process.

Uncle Blame is little Lori's poison!

Shuangshuang's favorite movie is "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", which she watched many times and shed tears many times. She likes Uncle Leon in the movie, wearing sunglasses, a trench coat, silent and quiet, a charming smile, drinking milk after every killing, and carrying a pot of greenery every time she moves. Shuangshuang wants to follow such a handsome and cool middle-aged uncle to wander the world, kill people and goods, she wears a school-style little skirt and boots, and has always fantasized about meeting her Uncle Leon.

Yan said: Li Jufu's uncle is a weird uncle, and he asks me to wear a school uniform every time I go on a date.

Shuangshuang said: Oh hey, my God, where is my strange uncle, I have been waiting so hard.

Shuangshuang's strange uncle is a rich and handsome father.

A middle-aged fat man with a very thick gold chain around his neck, a big belly, wearing a round-necked old man's shirt, preferring to be shirtless in summer. This man's name is Gao Bifu, he is a nouveau riche, he won a huge jackpot in the early years of buying welfare lottery tickets, he should be the first person in China to wear a wig and mask to receive the prize, since then, there are many imitators, we can see on TV the winner's disguised face. Gao Bifu was very creative and used the prize money to open a restaurant, and every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, he would broadcast programs on TV on demand. He said in Mandarin with dialect characteristics: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, our seafood restaurant would like to thank our customers......

Both called him Uncle Gao, and their acquaintance was purely accidental.

On that day, Gao Fushuai celebrated his birthday, and many classmates gathered at his house. Da Lizi, Li Jufu, Shuangshuang, Yan, Zhang Daoxue, and other classmates in the class all threw him a birthday party at Gao Fushuai's house. The rich and handsome parents were not at home, and the children had a great time, playing cake fights and drinking a lot of beer, champagne, orange juice and yogurt until midnight. Everyone was dizzy, sleeping in the living room, Gao Fushuai pulled Zhang Daoxue to his room, and said in Gao Fushuai's words: I did her, I smacked her.

That night, the rich and handsome father also did both.

The living room sofa was full of sleepers, both yawned, patted their mouths with their hands, went upstairs and opened a door, she threw herself on the big bed and fell asleep - this is the bedroom of her rich and handsome parents.

In the middle of the night, the rich and handsome father came back, and he was also drunk, muttering drunken words: Please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to reversing. When he entered the bedroom, he saw a girl in a school uniform sleeping on the bed, and he burped and went up and hugged her. Both wanted to refuse and welcome, half-pushing and half-accepting, shouting "Uncle Gao, don't", while hugging Uncle Gao's neck.

At that time, both weighed 80 kilograms, but in Uncle Gao's arms, they looked like small birds. The school uniform was taken off, and after the sound of crackling, they completed the process of exchanging bodily fluids.

Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, you bully me.

Uncle Gao said: I'm drunk, you're my son's classmate, how old are you?

Shuangshuang said: My name is Shuangshuang, I am only 17 years old, it hurts.

Uncle Gao said: Are you a virgin?

Shuangshuang was not a virgin, but she nodded solemnly. She pretended to be very similar, pouting, innocent, and her eyes were full of tears, like a beautiful girl in an anime. Uncle Gao wiped Shuangshuang with toilet paper, both of them twisted and pinched, Uncle Gao flicked the paper ball into the garbage basket and asked, "You are not bleeding?"

Girls pretend to be virgins, and the excuses they make are none other than the following:

Bicycles, seesaws, skipping ropes, tampon pokes, etc.

Most of the girls relied on bicycles, and they were shot while lying on bicycles; Some cunning girls will say that they have masturbated; There are also more cunning girls who will deliberately choose the two days before and after menstruation**, which makes it easier to disguise virginity.

Shuangshuang has a lot of ideas, and her dark eyes rolled, looking pitiful. She shed a few tears, choked up and said: Actually, I practiced dance in junior high school, and once I split a fork...... The hymen ruptured and bled out.

Uncle Gao said: Well, don't cry, uncle hug you. Don't tell anyone about today.

Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, I won't say it, this is our little secret, will I get pregnant?

Uncle Gao said: How can it be so coincidental, don't think nonsense. For the 100 yuan, you will go to school and have breakfast tomorrow.

Shuangshuang was a little angry, and his eyes widened and said, "Uncle Gao, what do you think of me?"

Both leave the room crying, just in time to be seen by the big raccoon. Uncle Gao caught up and drove both home.

He was 42 years old and she was 17 years old.

The girl has an uncle complex, and the strange uncle also has a virgin complex.

Shuangshuang didn't want Uncle Gao's money, and after a few days, Shuangshuang ran to the restaurant of Gao Fushuai's father, she said that she lost her mobile phone and wanted to borrow money from Uncle Gao to buy a new mobile phone. Uncle Gao gave her an old mobile phone with dual SIM and dual standby, and he asked Shuangshuang not to come to the restaurant to find him in the future, and there was a card in the mobile phone, so he would call when he needed to contact him.

In the month that followed, they went on multiple dates and seemed to really love each other.

They went to the hotel together to open a room, Uncle Gao was rich, but he was very picky, and every time he chose a very cheap small hotel. Shuangshuang jumped happily on the bed, feeling that the mattress was not very soft, so Uncle Gao let Shuangshuang lie on his stomach, and he called her Heart's Liver Baby. Although the school uniform is ugly, the strange uncle likes it. He sometimes forced her to do her homework and then hugged her to the bed. In the snapping sound, there was also the roar of the strange uncle, and he kept saying, Shuangshuang, shouting Dad, shouting Dad. Uncle Strange sometimes wants to put on a school uniform and help them with their homework, and he may have a feeling of getting his first love back in his heart.

They went to other cities for a self-driving trip together, both of them have the naughty and cute unique to underage girls, when queuing up to buy tickets in the scenic spot, the little girl walked around her uncle, and there were words in her mouth: Uncle, I want to play Gu and Gu to you, I want you to love forever

I. Tired of playing, they both coquettishly shook their hands and asked Uncle Gao to carry her. The uncle smiled and picked up the little girl to see the zebra and the brown bear together, others thought they were father and daughter, but the little girl said to a vendor selling rock sugar gourds: He is my boyfriend.

The middle-aged uncle and the little girl sat on the flower bed to rest, he smoked, spit out smoke rings, and she blew bubble gum.

Uncle Gao said: I will eat bubble gum.

They both glanced at him, spit the bubblegum into the palm of their hands, pulled it into two with their hands, and pinched the smaller one with their fingers.

Uncle Gao looked at her depressedly for a full ten seconds.

Shuangshuang pouted and said: Why do you use the word points.

Uncle Gao smiled and wanted to take the piece of chewing gum, but both of them stuffed it into his mouth and said, "Come and grab it."

Uncle Gao was a little hesitant, and after taking a look, there were many tourists around, and he didn't know if he would meet acquaintances here.

Both closed their eyes, raised their faces and said, "What are you afraid of, and no one knows us."

A middle-aged uncle kissed an underage girl, and the canna in the flower bed was blooming beautifully. At that moment, they forget themselves, and the world is so beautiful that it loses its sound, loses its color.

The most heartwarming encounter is followed by the saddest parting!

This middle-aged fat man has allergic skin, and he has a lot of herpes on his chin, the kind of small yellow blisters, and white dead skin around the edges. His wife asked him curiously: You are in your forties, and you still have pimples? He didn't reply, but made a mischievous gesture - sticking out his tongue. His tongue was also covered with herpes, dense, yellow and transparent. He felt unbearably itchy, scratched his tongue a few times with his fingers, several herpes were scratched, and yellow pus flowed from the corners of his mouth. When his wife left and he was the only one in the room, he spat and said: Damn, athlete's foot is also contagious!

Both have athlete's foot, this girl usually doesn't pay much attention to hygiene, and her feet are very smelly.

Once, a drunken Uncle Gao licked her feet, and herpes grew on her chin and tongue. He began to feel disgusted and stopped contacting her. Men like the new and hate the old, and Uncle Gao soon hooks up with a waitress in a cheongsam in a restaurant. Both fell out of love, and during that time, she began to give up on herself, overeat, gain a lot of weight, and her temper became very manic, often arguing with her classmates in class for no reason.

Li Jufu said: Let's score the fungus in the class, it's not connotative.

The big raccoon said: Goddess Zhang Daoxue, seven black fungus. Double, three black fungus. swallow, three points of powder fungus.

Li Jufu said: It's too cool, I think I've succeeded in quitting, and Zhang Daoxue can't tempt me at all.

The big raccoon said: Your sister, quitting masturbation is like quitting drugs.

Gao Fushuai said: You two ** silk, who will help me practice the number of Warcraft?

Li Jufu said disdainfully: Wogou (Internet slang, referring to people who play the game "Warcraft"), get out.

Gao Fushuai said: Zombies dare to scold wowo (wower, meaning the same as above)?

Shuangshuang said: Hey, what the hell did you just mess with, and who do you score?

Yan said: Please, don't mention my name behind my back.

Shuangshuang said: Quit masturbation, it's disgusting, it's really disgusting.

The big raccoon said: Your sister, what's the matter, you also quit picking successfully?

Shuangshuang said: You go to eat (Internet language: ??, that is, poop).

Li Jufu said: She asked you to eat a bowl of hot Xiang (Internet slang, meaning hot).

Zhang Daoxue said: What are you arguing about, you guys, you will go to class immediately.

Shuangshuang said: Zhang Daoxue, they said bad things about you just now.

Zhang Daoxue said: Gao Fushuai just don't say bad things about me.

Gao Fushuai said: Xue'er, ignore them.

Shuangshuang said: Oh, I, Dese, I'll go to your daddy tomorrow.

Gao Fushuai: Are you looking for a draw?

Shuangshuang said: You dare to touch me to try, no seed, no grace!

Li Jufu made a gun shape with his fingers, facing everyone, he frowned and let out a loud fart, and everyone pinched their noses and dispersed.

Shortly thereafter, Shuangshuang sent a text message to Uncle Gao: I'm pregnant, uncle, I think this is a big deal.

Shuangshuang instigated Yan to rent a house to have a child, the purpose was to borrow her urine to blackmail Uncle Gao. This black-bellied girl was very smart, and she knew that Uncle Gao would definitely verify the authenticity, so she put her urine in a voodoo doll and carried it with her. Uncle Gao took Shuangshuang to a small hotel and asked her to use a pregnancy test strip for testing.

Shuangshuang said: You look, I can't pee.

Uncle Gao said: Then you go to the bathroom.

Shuangshuang secretly filled the urine of the swallow into a paper cup in the bathroom, then brought it out, and inserted the pregnancy test strip into the urine in front of Uncle Gao, and after a while, it showed the result of being pregnant.

Lying on the bed, holding their faces, stilting their feet and saying: God, I didn't expect that I would be a mother, uncle, do you like boys or girls?

Uncle Gao hugged her, lay beside her, and said infinitely gently: You, you are still a child.

Uncle Gao tried his best to coax Shuangshuang to have an abortion, but he puffed out his cheeks and shook his head vigorously. Uncle Gao told Shuangshuang: It is impossible for him to divorce, the child will be born without a father, and he will not be able to get a household registration, and there will be countless troubles in the future. If you can't give your child happiness, why let him come into this world?

Uncle Gao asked tentatively: Have you ever slept with someone else?

Both jumped up, crossed their waists, and said angrily: Then give birth, do a paternity test, and you will know if it is your species.

Uncle Gao began to please Shuangshuang in every possible way, telling her that medical abortion is the easiest and most convenient, and she will not delay going to school, take medicine for three days, and her stomach will hurt for a while, and all her troubles will be gone. If the 49-day period has passed, you can only choose to have an abortion, lying on the cold operating table and spreading your legs, and the abortion will be particularly painful.

He said to Shuangshuang: Do you know what uterine curettage is, that is, first inject the fetus with poison injections, and then put your hand in it and use a small spoon to dig out the dead child...... It's better to choose medical abortion.

Shuangshuang was frightened, her expression stiffened, and after a long time, she said: Okay, I'll go buy medicine.

Uncle Gao took out 200 yuan from his wallet, and he said: Medical abortion, it doesn't cost much.

Shuangshuang frowned, and said in disgust: I don't want your money, I asked my mother for money, and I will go to buy medicine tomorrow.

Shuangshuang thought to himself: Damn, 200 yuan

If you want to send me away, wait, this time you are planted in my hands!

After Shuangshuang went back, Uncle Gao kept texting and asking, but Shuangshuang didn't answer him for several days. Uncle Gao had to go to the school gate to find Shuangshuang, Shuangshuang said that her mother would not give money, and she didn't know how to tell her mother. Uncle Gao pulled her into the car and took out the abortion pills he had bought. Shuangshuang stretched out his hand to knock it off, crying and saying: Uncle, I want to give birth, I really like children, this is the crystallization of our love.

Uncle Gao had no choice but to lure, and he gave her money twice, the first time 5,000 yuan and the second time 30,000 yuan.

For the first time, both promised to have an abortion, but repented, and this wayward little girl said a lot of sanctimonious things.

The second time, Uncle Gao gave her 30,000 yuan, and she promised to go to the hospital with him for an abortion. When registering, Shuangshuang ran away, and Uncle Gao was anxiously looking for her in the hospital, and after a while, he received a text message that made him cry and laugh. Shuangshuang said: I hope this farewell is not a farewell, I still love you, uncle, I'm a little sad to be so bad to you, I'm afraid I can't extricate myself from being fascinated by you, goodbye, uncle, I will give birth to the child and raise it alone, I love you, I love my baby.

Uncle Gao finally tore his face and texted back to claim: Even if the child is born, he will never admit it.

During that time, the students were on summer vacation, and it was impossible for Uncle Gao to go to Shuangshuang's house to find her. The relationship between the two is in a state of cold war, and Uncle Gao left all kinds of foul language in text messages, greeting her parents and eighteen generations of ancestors, and threatening to find the underworld to kill her whole family, neither of which will return. A few days after the start of school, Shuangshuang knew that Uncle Gao would not give up, so she took the initiative, she managed to find the phone number of Uncle Gao's wife, and then forwarded the text message record and the photo of the pregnancy test strip to his wife.

Behind every weird uncle is a weird aunt.

Both underestimate the jealousy and hatred of a woman, which are enough to kill a person.

Uncle Gao's wife is a fat woman, with a meaty face, and she is ruthless, and she once beat the waitress in the store who had an affair with her husband half to death.

The next day, Uncle Gao texted Shuangshuang that his wife was furious, overturned several tables in the restaurant, and made a fuss all night, and the two would definitely divorce. Uncle Gao deliberately eased the relationship and became gentle and considerate, he encouraged Shuangshuang to give birth to the child, and promised to marry Shuangshuang after the divorce.

Shuangshuang texted back and said: Uncle, you finally figured it out.

A few days later, Uncle Gao said that he was going through the divorce procedures, and he asked Shuangshuang to go to the mountain for a picnic, and by the way, he gave Shuangshuang some money to buy nutritional products.

The dishwasher at the restaurant confirmed to the police that that afternoon, the owner and his wife drove to the barbecue, and he helped carry the grill to the car, and there were barbecue forks, lamb skewers, iron skewers and various barbecue ingredients in the trunk of the car.

Uncle Gao tricked Shuangshuang into the mountains, and his fat wife hid in the grave keeper's hut in advance, and the cemetery was usually deserted, which was very suitable for killing. No one knows about Shuangshuang's pregnancy, Uncle Gao's wife has a murderous plan, and after a conspiracy, they plan to kill Shuangshuang to get rid of the trouble. In that hut, Uncle Gao stuck Shuangshuang's neck with a barbecue fork, Shuangshuang was scared to pee, and Uncle Gao's wife Tie Qing, with an iron skewer, stuck Shuangshuang in the stomach, and scolded while inserting.

Both struggled desperately, pulled out the two iron skewers on their stomachs, and stabbed them hard into the arms of Uncle Gao's wife. She ran out of the hut crying, was dragged back by the hair, and was brutally murdered by the couple. After Shuangshuang's death, Uncle Gao's fat wife still didn't stop, and she tied the remaining iron skewers to Shuangshuang to vent her hatred. She brought home the two iron skewers that were tied to her arms, which is why the police did not find them at the scene.

Uncle Gao took away the phone he had given to Shuangshuang and threw the bag into the cemetery.

Later, the police found these two important pieces of physical evidence in his home.

According to the clues provided by the big raccoon, the case was quickly solved, and the truth came out. The special case team also doesn't understand what is wrong with the children now, what they are thinking about every day. Perhaps, they have lived in a depressive environment for a long time, and their hearts are confused, and they have never been able to find their own answers to the future. As they laugh at themselves, if they don't get into college, boys have to go to the construction site to move bricks, and girls go to the construction site to work as rebar workers.

On the day the special case team left, when the national flag was raised early in the morning, the two students packed their bags and left the school forever.

The teacher stopped Li Jufu and the big raccoon dog at the school gate.

The teacher asked: Where are you two going?

Li Jufu said: Walk around.

The teacher threatened: Go back, you are raising the flag, otherwise you will be expelled.

Li Jufu shrugged his shoulders and said: Whatever you want.

The teacher said, "Are you crazy?"

Li Jufu said: Anyway, after graduation, I will move bricks, and I won't go to this bullshit school.

The teacher said, "Don't regret it.

The big raccoon said, "Tell you, we're going to leave this damn school, and we're going to the textbooks and homework for Dog Day, we're going to Tibet, to Lijiang, we're going to Shennongjia, we're going to hike all over the country......

Professor Liang said: Alas, it is good to be young, I really envy them.

Bao Chu said: I suddenly like these two children very much.

The painting dragon shouted: You two ** silk, cut the letter.

Su Mei said: Hey, wait until it is devoured, do you need a police car to give you a ride?

Li Jufu waved his hand and said no, the big raccoon dog raised his middle finger to the painting dragon, and they whistled an English song and hit the road.

The red flag fluttered over the school, and the two teenagers left the campus in the sound of the national anthem......

That English song is called "Travel Light" -

It seemed like there was double the pressure and weight on my shoulders

I feel like I'm carrying a weight every day

Walk through the road of setbacks and cross the river of pain

Keep picking up pebbles on the side of the road

I swayed and stumbled forward

In front of us is a road full of troubles

I dragged the weight and the pain hard

And every step feels like your back is going to be crushed

Until I found out about it

Lifted all my loads

Walk on the river beach

I took off my load

Now I'm traveling light

My spirit is rising

I finally found my freedom