Chapter 102: Fun for the King of Escape
This free king used to have no distractions, in addition to studying qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, he also studied herbal medicine.
He himself was soaked in a medicine jar, but the medicinal materials that invaded him were too monotonous, nothing more than some ginseng and deer antler lingzhi and other supplements, so that his weak body could be nourished.
Those guys in the Tai Hospital, they never dreamed that a man would be weak like this, because of pregnancy, and they wouldn't believe it if they killed these old Chinese medicine doctors.
Even if some Lang Zhong checked the pulse and felt that there was a pulse of a woman's pregnancy, he didn't dare to say it.
If the joke about this man's pregnancy is said, I am afraid that even if the head is not moved, the signboard of practicing medicine will definitely be smashed.
Zidu was sick, and he taught himself a lot of medical skills, some extinct plants and flowers, rare beasts and insects, poison making, and even refining elixir, he had tried.
After being sick for more than 20 years, she gave birth to a pair of Kingdee twins, and thought that she should be happy and safe, but what she didn't expect was that she provoked the goddess in her mind and got into lovesickness.
This lovesickness is actually more intense than pregnancy, and it is violent, and it has a tendency to devour his life.
He had no choice but to desperately paint the portrait of the goddess. The Seven Immortal Goddess Long saw the head and the tail, but recognized the Kingdee brothers and sisters, and it stands to reason that the son should be satisfied.
It's a pity that he was originally an idiot, but now that he has someone he likes, he has become even more obsessed.
He indulges in the lovesickness of the seven fairies every day, so the best way to dispel the lovesickness is to keep painting the portrait of Xiao Qi, but the appearance of this Xiao Qi is the same as that of the Hundred Flowers Holy Aunt carved out of a mold, so that the jade concubine who happened to see the portrait was suddenly frightened.
She didn't know how her son could paint the Hundred Flowers Holy Aunt so forcefully and vividly. The gentle smile, shallow smile, smile, words and deeds of the Hundred Flowers Holy Aunt are all like a living person standing there and letting him be a model painting.
Recently, my son has a good complexion, and he has just come out of the strange news of pregnancy and childbirth, but he didn't expect to suddenly fall into the bottomless abyss.
The Jade Guifei blocked the portrait and did not allow the portrait to flow out of her Liuli Palace.
The portrait did not flow out of the Liuli Palace, but the person in the portrait who looked like a fairy seemed to have wings, and it soon spread in the palace, along with the pair of unparalleled golden butterflies.
The prince didn't believe that there were still beauties in the world that he hadn't seen, in the palace, outside the palace, all kinds of beauties, he could be regarded as a beautiful reader.
In order to see this strangeness, he ran to the Liuli Palace to see the King of Ease.
"Today, the prince came to my glass palace, it's really brilliant!" Yu Guifei ordered people to make tea and make high-quality tea.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has always respected the character of the Jade Concubine, and the Jade Concubine is the kind of character who rejects people thousands of miles away, but since he came to the Liuli Palace, he can't say anything if he doesn't meet this concubine.
"Look at what Niangniang said, if you say this, I and King Xiaoyao will seem to be separated, right?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince sat there, respectful, but his eyes did not forget to secretly scan this concubine.
Concubine Yu is still as beautiful and moving as she has ever seen, and the years are at a loss on her face.
This noble concubine Niangniang, who has a good appearance, is a big legend in the palace, for the legend of the immortality of this appearance, I don't know how many countries of the noble concubine Niangniang and talented people, have come to her for advice.
What Yu Guifei said the most was those bullshit perfunctory words, who should have a pure heart and few desires, devote themselves to the Buddha, and have no distractions, so they will have an ageless face.
The ghost believed her words, and her rejuvenation technique was a secret skill that could be obtained just by balancing the mind.
If it's as easy as she said, I'm afraid that all the people walking around the street will be the seven fairies in the sky.
"Then thank His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for always taking care of Zidu!" Concubine Yu Guifei's words and deeds are polite words to the future emperor.
In front of the Jade Guifei, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is like sitting on pins and needles, and he is more restrained than being by the emperor's side.
"My Buddha hall is too pure, and I can't accommodate the prince's active character, you can go to Zidu!" Concubine Yu felt that the atmosphere in the Buddhist hall was very unsuitable for the prince, so she asked the prince to send him to find his son.
"Zidu, Zidu, where are you, such a good weather, you also hide in the study and don't come out, to see if you live up to this good weather." Before entering the study of Zidu, the voice of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had already been heard.
Zidu was taken aback, and hurriedly ordered the red sleeves and the little palace maid to polish the ink and collect the portrait one by one.
"Daddy, why do you want to put it away, the ink hasn't dried yet, aren't you afraid that your mother will scold you?" Silver Butterfly whispered in his ear.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is down, don't hide it, do you want him to see my jokes?" Zidu was in a hurry, and he also followed the portrait.
Luan Feng thought that he had called Zidu before, this kid had already run out, and he couldn't call it out today, he immediately thought about this guy, there must be something hidden from him, and his feet suddenly sped up.
In the study, several little palace maids and red sleeves were shuttling around the room, and Zidu was also looking around.
"Zidu, what's the matter with you, you've been in good health recently, but are you having problems with your ears again?" When Luan Feng stepped into the study, Zidu's portrait was almost stored.
One by one, you look at me, I look at you, and my heart is secretly happy.
"What did you do just now, I called you so much, and you didn't answer me." Luan Feng looked at Zidu with a strange look, and always felt that this guy had something to hide from him.
If it were him and Red Sleeves in this study, with this kind of nervous look, he might have figured out the nonsense of lonely men and widows, but there are two or three little palace maids who don't know the world, what kind of rhyme will he do?
"Oh, I was just now, I was busy ...... just now"
"You are busy, what are you busy with, who doesn't know that your King Xiaoyao is a lazy rich idler, even if he is busy, he is busy with nothing." Luan Feng circled around him three times, and then grabbed Zidu's hand at once, and found that there were still paint and ink on it.
"Hehe, you're painting a beautiful image, I heard that you have a dream goddess, can you let the royal brother open my eyes?"
Zidu regretted it at this time, isn't this exactly where there are no three hundred taels of silver? As smart as His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, how could he hide something in front of him?
"What are you talking nonsense, what nonsense, what kind of dream goddess, you have a dream person." Zidu felt embarrassed and blushed with shame.
"Where do I still have this Yaxing, I have long passed the mentality of a dream person, but you, who have just recovered from a serious illness, and now they are radiant, it is a good time to move, how about it, do you want to be a little eager to try, wondering what it is like to be a woman?"
Luan Feng joked about the King of Ease, and the King of Joy became more and more ashamed, and he, who was already red and white-toothed, became more and more delicate. The flowers in this world are not only used to describe women, but also some men look like flowers blooming on the branches.