Chapter 21: Out of the Situation
Zhang Qiang shouted and hit the sky, I don't know if it was because he was afraid that I would really curse him, obviously his voice was trembling, "Dude, don't joke about this kind of thing, I'm afraid of you, what are you looking for me?" ”
I roughly explained the situation, and Zhang Qiang complained loudly that I was nosy, "You are stupid, you also take this kind of work?" I've never been in the business of acquaintances, one is afraid of trouble, and if something goes wrong, it's not good to deal with the aftermath, and the other is that I can't make a lot of money, and I'm embarrassed to open my mouth, I think you still find a reason to leave it alone. ”
I said, "How can I do that, I know your rules, let's say, how much will I charge this time?" Zhang Qiang thought about it, and said that he was sorry for me last time, and he regretted it when he came back.
I said I don't want my half, I don't make money from acquaintances, you give the lowest price. Zhang Qiang said that I was stupid, I don't want to put white flowers and silver two, I don't have to talk about friendship, and I am the most taboo to be emotional in this business.
He muttered so much that I told him to shut his beak and get down to business.
Zhang Qiang said, "This time I will charge 20,000 yuan, including the cost of inviting someone to exorcise evil spirits, let's say it first, if you promise to give up the introduction fee, I won't give you a single rebate!" ”
I said you are too greedy, and you still charge so much if you want to discount it? 20,000, why don't you grab it?
Our conversation was overheard by Liu Mei, she was in a hurry to exorcise evil spirits for her grandfather, and hurriedly grabbed my hand and said that it is not expensive or expensive, 20,000 yuan is fine......
When Zhang Qiang heard her voice, he seemed to be smiling, "Xiao Ye, I said why are you in such a hurry, it turns out that the customer is a woman, isn't it beautiful?" "I said don't divert your words, 20,000 is 20,000, hurry up and contact Lao Tzu!
Syllable!
After I hung up the phone, I complained to Liu Mei, complaining that she shouldn't be in such a hurry, and the price can be talked about again. Liu Mei was moved, "Thank you Xiaoye, I didn't expect you to be so kind-hearted, I knew that I wouldn't beat you in the first place." ”
What did I say, what kind of little report did you give to the head teacher before?
Liu Mei stuck out her tongue, "It's been so long, you won't blame me, right?" ”
She smiled very well-behaved, her face was swept away with sorrow, her eyes were as clear as a clear spring, and we stood outside the house, and a clear moonlight fell above our heads, enveloping her face, which was extraordinarily quiet and soft, like a slowly opening flower, which was intoxicating.
I blushed, quickly looked away, and said You go back to accompany your uncle and aunt, if something like this happens at home, they must be upset.
Liu Mei also nodded and said, "20,000 yuan is not a small amount, I still have to go into the house and discuss it with my parents." ”
After Liu Mei went back to the house, I squatted down to smoke to pass the time, and half an hour later, Zhang Qiang called me back and said bitterly, "No, Xiaoye, something is wrong with me, and I can't help you run errands." ”
I was busy saying what's wrong? Zhang Qiang said that he was really unlucky, he had just stepped on a nail and was going to the hospital for tetanus vaccine, and he quickly called me back without even pulling out the nail.
I almost didn't greet his ancestor after listening, "What are you doing, you are doing this business?" ”
Zhang Qiang was also very aggrieved, saying that this didn't happen to catch up, and he had to take a breath when he hanged himself, buddy answered your call in the middle of the night and went out, and he fell in the black light, and you still scolded me like this?
I'm bored.
Catching up with my buddies to burn incense, even the Buddha fell out of his head, and no matter what I did recently, it didn't go well.
I asked him what to do? Zhang Qiang said that if you don't wait for my leg to heal, I will help you, the mages don't play with mobile phones, they can only run errands to the door in person, he is now inconvenient with a foot injury, and he can't walk with a limp. I don't agree, the old man of Liu Mei's family can't drag on this situation, bite his finger today, he should hit the wall tomorrow, and he can't stand the toss when he's old.
Zhang Qiang thought for a while and asked rhetorically, "Is the yin spirit on the old man's body fierce?" ”
My heart said, "Where do I know?" But after thinking about it, he analyzed, "It stands to reason that the old man has not been in trouble for a day or two, and he hasn't made a big deal yet, so it shouldn't be too fierce." ”
Zhang Qiang said, "Otherwise, I'll give you an idea, and you can help the old man exorcise evil spirits!" I was taken aback, "Boss, are you playing with me?" I've only been studying for a few days, and I can't even recite mantras, how can I do it? ”
Zhang Qiang said, "Dude, this is no way, unlucky to get home, I can help you with the curse, you open WeChat and add me, I will send you the audio file, be fast, I still have blood on my feet!" I opened the chat software, added it with Zhang Qiang's mobile phone number, and searched for a WeChat account with the screen name "Da Chang Stem", and scolded this grandson for being sassy enough, and actually took this kind of screen name.
Passed the request to add, Zhang Qiang sent me a document, I clicked on it to receive, and there was a voice message from him below, "What I sent is the Li Wu Sutra Mantra, which happens to be your professional counterpart, and ah, you have to find the Yin material for the curse yourself, I can't help, you have studied for so long, you should always know the basic steps, I will charge you 3,000 for this mantra, and you can do the rest yourself." ”
I scolded and accepted the documents, this grandson is really black enough, a spell costs three thousand, no wonder Brother Yong is unwilling to deal with him.
After receiving the audio, I clicked on it and listened to it myself.
The voice in the audio is very clear and the intonation accuracy is also very high, but Li Wu recites the mantra in neither Chinese nor Miao, but a kind of ancient Yelang vocal cavity, which is very difficult to pronounce and difficult to imitate.
I turned on the audio and played it repeatedly, and the sound of the mantra hitting my eardrums back and forth, sometimes loud, sometimes low, up and down, made my brain dizzy, and I was dizzy for some reason.
Before I could familiarize myself with the mantra, Liu Mei's exclamation came from inside the house, I put down my phone and ran to the house, and it happened that Liu Mei was running out of it.
She bumped into me, holding my arm and trembling, "What should I do, my grandfather is sick again, this time even the chopsticks are broken, my dad can only use a steel wool ball to gag his mouth, when will the mage you invited come." ”
Across several walls, I heard the sound of "wooing" from the back room, knowing that Liu Mei was not exaggerating, and said with a difficult face, "There is a little situation, so I can only take action." ”
"You? Is it true? Liu Mei's words fully expressed her suspicion of me.
The old man's body can't afford to delay, I said, "It should be possible, I have a witch god thorn charm on my body, and I have also mastered a spell to exorcise evil spirits, but you need some materials to set up the altar, you have to help me prepare." ”
The old man's "ho-ho" voice came louder than pulling the bellows, the door inside and outside the door was particularly clear, and it made people creepy in the middle of the night, Liu Mei was also sick and rushed to the doctor, stamping her feet and saying that anyone can come, as long as it can save my grandfather.
After I finished talking about the tribute needed to sacrifice to the witch god, Liu Mei hugged her arms and was stunned after listening to it, and said, "Why do you want to use raw beef and mutton with blood, it's disgusting......"
I said that not only raw meat, but also live animal offal, in addition to the curse, I have to prepare some yin materials to cooperate, I can figure this out by myself.
Because I am a beginner and I don't have mental power on my body, whether the mantra can work depends on whether the yin material is good or not, which is a must.
Liu Mei heard that it was so complicated, and asked me where to find yin material? I said in a deep voice, "Is there a grave in the mountains?" It must be a lonely grave of an old man, and it is best to die horizontally, and if there is no one who dies horizontally, you have to find the grave of a child and a pregnant woman, or an elderly person who died at the age of 36 and 81. ”