Chapter 2 This is not a theater

The ambulance whistled me to the hospital, and soon I was pushed to the operating table.

"This is heart failure caused by excessive alcohol consumption, hurry up and get on a high-pressure pacemaker!" The doctor in the white coat looked at the meter and said hurriedly. The doctor shook his head and said to the nurse, "No, give him a shot of cardiotonic and ask if there are any last words." ”

"Who's the beginning of summer?" The nurse ran out of the ward, and at this time, there were only anxious Xia Chu and Nangong outside the door of the operating room, and Xia Chu in a wedding dress was stunned.

"Nurse, yes......... It's me, what's wrong with him. "Tears wet the makeup of the beginning of summer.

"He may be dying, he has something to say to you!" The nurse brought Ruoxia into the ward, and at this time, Ruonan on the operating table was motionless, Ruonan opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at his favorite girl Xia Chu, and struggled with his arm to touch Xia Chu's face!

"At the beginning of summer, I ------- have a sentence that I have always wanted to say to you --------, I ------ I love -------- you!" Ruonan exchanged the last strength of his life for courage to say the only regret to Xia Chu. In an instant, Xia Chu couldn't help it anymore, heart-rending Hao. Gently rubbing Ruonan with his hand, he muttered to himself: "Ruonan, my mother has been waiting for you for nine years, and she has been --------waiting for you to confess to me and marry me all the time." If you say it, I will definitely marry you desperately--------, and wait for you in the next life!! It is impossible for Ruonan to hear these words at the beginning of summer.

When Ruonan woke up again, it was like the palace hall in the Qing palace drama that he often saw on TV, but it was a little more gloomy. Directly in front of him, an old man with a very good sense of humor sat there thinking he was very majestic, and next to him stood two people who looked even more like judges. There is a large plaque directly above these three people, with three big characters written on it - Hades Palace.

Ruonan's first reaction wasn't filming a TV series, right? Am I not dead? Can I make up for it? Looking at this scene, it's probably a ghost movie, but how does the dress of these three people feel like a comedy? I can't help but sigh that there are too many third-rate directors!

"Who is below, why don't you kneel when you see the king of this Hades?" Just as Ruonan was thinking wildly, the old man blew his beard and glared at Ruonan and shouted. Ruonan was stunned for a moment, and his feelings became extras.

"Hey, Director, you're looking for the wrong person, right? I don't want to be on TV! Ruonan said with a hippie smile. The three of them were also stunned when they heard him say this, and A said to himself: "His grandmother's, this person must have something wrong with his brain, right?" ”

"No, there is no one who is going to die at this hour, who is the one below?" B took out the book of life and death and checked it, but after checking for a long time, he didn't find anything, and looked strangely at the guy in front of him.

"Hey. The man below, you're dead! Hurry up and report your name, where do you want to be reincarnated in the next life, this Hades will arrange for you to be reincarnated! The old man pointed to Ruonan.

Ruonan recalled carefully, and suddenly remembered that he was indeed dead, and he came here after drinking too much at the wedding in the early summer.

"Damn, it's a real failure to be a man in this life, I struggled there for the first half of my life, but I died before I could get married." Ruonan Pokou scolded. The old man of Hades just now seemed to tell him that he could still be reincarnated? In the next life, he will never let go of any woman he loves! "Brother Hades, my name is Ruonan, you hurry up and find a way to arrange for me to be reincarnated!"

Hades said angrily: "Get out! Who's your grandmother is your brother, Lao Tzu is older than your ancestors! ”

Ruonan's experience told him that if he wanted the Hades Gang to arrange reincarnation into a good family, this old man's sycophants must be filmed. "Brother, you look young and radiant, if you don't talk about age, I definitely don't know how old you are! You see, as soon as I came in just now, I thought it was a theater, and I thought that this old brother was much more talented and handsome than that kid named Ang Lee! “

When Hades heard Ruonan say this, he immediately turned his old face full of wrinkles at Jia and asked, "Do I really look so young?" ”

Jia patted his ass and said without thinking about it: "Congratulations to Hades, congratulations to Hades, you are simply the best among ghosts, you can obviously eat with your face, but you rely on your talent!" ”

Hades laughed happily when he heard this: "Then what is your name?" By the way, it's called Ruonan, you are simply the confidant of this king! You'll be my brother from now on! Don't worry, I will definitely arrange a good family for you! Ruonan hurriedly thanked him, his heart blossomed happily, and the treacherous plan succeeded!

Hades said to B, "Hurry up and check the birthday of my brother!" Yi checked for a while, with an incredible expression on his face, and said in surprise: "Hades, look, your godbrother still has one hundred and eighty years of life, and it is impossible for him to die now!" ”

When the king of Hades heard this, he hurriedly took the book of life and death with a solemn face, and after looking at it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and shouted outside the hall: "Damn, which blind ghost brought back this brother of mine?" ”

"Please calm the anger of the king of Hades, the little one, the little one only passes by the hospital occasionally, look at this kid, no, it's your brother who is about to die, so I will arrest him back! A little imp walked in trembling and fell to the ground. Yes? Ruonan was caught by mistake when he heard it, which was simply too unlucky. I didn't expect the underworld to be so dark.

Hades said angrily: "You were dismissed, but you have nothing to do with Lao Tzu!" This book of life and death clearly says that my brother will have a catastrophe, but he didn't say that he would die! ”

Ruonan just wanted to reincarnate as soon as possible and said to Hades: "Brother, can you arrange for your brother to be reincarnated first?" ”

Hades said to him with a constipated face: "Brother, it's not that my brother won't give you a row." It's just that you were arrested before your yang life is over,-------- alas, I can't help it! ”

Ruonan's heart instantly froze, and he asked unwillingly: "But I'm not the only one who dies because of an accident every year, right?" So what do they do? ”

Hades replied, "Those people? They are all lonely ghosts wandering around in hell every day, when to wait until the end of their longevity and then reincarnate! ”

"Then since I was caught by mistake, can I send my soul back into my body?" Ruonan didn't want to linger in hell for more than a hundred years, so he said unwillingly. At this time, B suddenly thought of something, and lay in the ear of the king of Hades and underestimated it for a long time. When Hades heard this, he slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "That's right! How did I forget about it? Brother, do you want to be born again? ”

"Reborn?" Ruonan said silently, he is no stranger to this word, and in online novels, there are many such themes. Hades thought he didn't understand, so he explained, "This rebirth is to return your soul to your past body—"

Ruonan waved his hand and said, "I understand the meaning of rebirth, so isn't it true that all those who have not yet reached the end of their life can choose to be reborn?" ”

Hades shook his head and said: "That's not it, this rebirth of our hell also has a quota, and it has to be reported to the heavenly court for approval, originally I wanted to sell this quota for a high price, but since you are my brother, I will give you this quota!" I'm not short of money anyway. ”

It sounds like a precious place! It seems that this old brother of Hades is really right! Ruonan had seen in online novels that people who were reborn had some special abilities, so he asked with a cheeky face: "Brother, can I have some special abilities after I am reborn?" ”

"Well," Hades thought for a moment and said, "I don't have the power to call the shots, if you really want to have the ability, I can apply for it for you, but it may take longer!" ”

As soon as he heard that there was a door, he immediately asked, "How long?" ”

Hades thought for a moment and said: "This is not possible, it may be a day, it may be a year, the application for the special function of the person who was reborn in the last session was just approved yesterday, it is estimated that it can be hurry up this time, it will be a few hundred years!" ”

Halo, hundreds of years? Ruonan hurriedly asked, "Then did this person have an ability later?" ”

Hades said: "I have a fart, that person's great-grandson is now dead, and he is still depressed for the rest of his life, and before he dies, he shouts, 'When will my grandfather have the ability?'" ”

Ruonan almost fainted on the ground, forget it. So he waved his hand and said, "Brother, I'll leave it like this, that ability will work, forget it if it doesn't work!" ”

Hades smiled and said, "But my brother can give you a mobile phone, and if you have anything to ask you about in the future, you can call me at any time!" ”

Ruonan asked, "Can I call you when I go back to the Yang Realm?" ”

Hades nodded affirmatively: "Of course! "B came over and handed me a beautiful jade pendant.

"Can this thing make a call? You're not kidding me, are you? Ruonan looked at Hades with disdain.

Hades said proudly: "Of course, directly telepathically, you can have a relationship with my brother when you think of me." This only needs to be placed in a dark place to automatically replenish energy. ”

Ruonan believed in the new type of mobile phone that Brother Hades and he boasted about for a while, and carefully hung it around his neck.

"Okay, it's almost time, you go and send my brother back." Hades said, pointing to the armor.