Chapter 295: Don't fall in love
I looked at the serious look of the goddess, and I also became serious, "What do you need me to do?" ”
"After I summoned the ghost, you put the man's picture on the table. Remember, you must keep your head down, you can't look at anything, and you can't talk back when you hear a voice. They will communicate, and they will tell me if they succeed or not. Wait until I say that the blind date is over, and you can only look up and speak. ”
I don't have to do anything, just put a picture on it.
I nodded, in understanding.
The goddess closed her eyes, her whole body began to tremble, and she sang with words in her mouth, which was somewhat similar to Huang Yongsheng's practice. The whole table trembled with her, and the flesh of her face turned upside down. After about two minutes, the jitter stopped.
"Little pilgrim, please!" The goddess's voice changed, and it became an extremely sharp voice.
I knew that this was to invite the immortal to come up, so I hurriedly put Xiaoman's last photo on the table. As soon as I lowered my head, I heard a snap, Xiaoman's posthumous photo didn't stand, and it actually fell!
Xiaoman's posthumous photo is down!
I panicked, the goddess didn't tell me what to do in this situation! Glancing at the goddess secretly, the goddess still had her eyes closed, as if she didn't know what had happened.
If Xiaoman didn't marry a daughter-in-law, blame me. I felt it carefully, there was a faint ghost aura in the room, it should be a female ghost or Xiaoman, anyway, they are all ghosts with extremely low cultivation!
I strengthened my courage and reached out to help Xiaoman's last photo.
I was relieved when the photo was lifted, and as soon as I wanted to remove my hand, I felt a chill on the back of my hand, and a pair of cyan ghost claws touched the back of my hand.
Even if I wasn't afraid of ghosts, I was so frightened that I was so frightened that I shuddered, and my body instinctively fell backwards, raising my hand to shake off the ghost claws.
The photo of Xiaoman on the table fell again with a snap.
I didn't bother with it this time, because the female ghost's face was already in front of me. I remembered the words of the goddess, so I didn't dare to look up, but the female ghost stuck her head in my arms. I was looking down when I suddenly saw a frightened face in my arms.
"Ahh I screamed, and the whole person stepped back!
When the goddess heard my scream, her eyes opened suddenly, and I thought she would save me, but she rolled her eyes, not to ask the fairy to come up, but to faint from being frightened by the female ghost! The whole person was lying on the table, motionless!
The female ghost giggled and approached me, her face was full of rotting flesh, and her body was squirming one by one, the female ghost was naked, there was no good meat on her body, and with every step she took, she fell to the ground with a wriggling cloud of maggots. I only took one look, and I felt that my stomach was turning upside down, and I didn't dare to look at her a second time, let alone hit her!
"Fox Meier!" Such a disgusting female ghost, let's leave it to her!
Fox heard my cry and broke down the door. When she saw the female ghost in front of me, she retched twice, "Boy, this is disgusting!" Anyway, it's a little ghost, you can do it with one punch, don't bother me with this kind of trivial matter! ”
it! Love for me!
"You're disgusting, I'm not disgusting! Hurry up, her maggots are going to fall on me! "I'm stuck to the wall, and I have no place to hide!
The female ghost was still close to me, and the fox closed her eyes and her heart was horizontal, "Disgusting thing, I'll kill you!" ”
Hearing the roar of the fox girl, the female ghost suddenly knelt in front of me with weak knees, begging, "Don't kill me!" Don't kill me! ”
I glanced at the female ghost, still disgusting, hurriedly looked away, and threatened, "You quickly become the way you were when you were alive, and then look like this disgusting person, I will accept you now!" ”
The female ghost is not strong in mana, and she knows that she can't beat us, so she can only listen to me and become the same as before. I thought I could see what she looked like before she died, but when I looked down unprepared, I still gasped.
Weed-like hair on his head, a big pie face, dark skin, acne-covered face, small mung bean eyes, still inverted triangular eyes, and a nose with sake lees. With a beard, it's almost the same as Zhong Kui! The worst thing is that she is still naked.
"! I'm going blind! The fox screamed and fled as if fleeing for her life.
It's ugly, but at least it's not disgusting, and if she wants to attack me, I'm more than capable of beating her to pieces. I have the bottom in my heart, I don't care about the fox, and ask the female ghost why she came out to scare me!
When the female ghost heard this, she cried, "I'm not trying to scare you, I'm looking good and I want to see you up close." His photo is down, it didn't hit me, I pestered this old woman to take me on a blind date, I have been on a blind date dozens of times, none of them succeeded, woo...... I know I'm ugly, but I haven't had a boyfriend yet...... Woo...... When I was alive, I was disgusted by people, thinking that if I became a ghost, I could change my appearance at will, but I still looked ugly...... Woo...... I committed suicide in vain...... Woo......"
No wonder the goddess persuaded me to stay and help her, it turned out that the female ghost was haunting her!
The more the female ghost cried, the louder she became. I opened my mouth to persuade her to open up, but I couldn't say anything.
The female ghost stopped crying and crying, mung bean's small eyes flashed, and she looked at me, "You are the head of the ghost gate, I am a ghost, you have to help me!" ”
There was a burst of shade from the scarlet flowers on the fingers, which was agreed.
Fox Meier said that she couldn't disobey, so I asked the female ghost what I wanted me to do for her?
"I want to be pretty, and I can be pretty once. I want to possess you, become a woman, and I want to go on a date with a man! ”
"It's okay in front, but it's not okay to become a female dating!" I want Ye Luan to know that if I find someone else to date, I can't kill me, and I'm a big man, how can I be possessed by a female ghost and become a woman!
The female ghost's eyes dimmed, and she thought for a moment and said, "Okay." ”
I pulled down a piece of cloth and asked the female ghost to wrap her body first, and the female ghost was stunned for a moment and asked me if I was possessed now.
I said that I went out and then attached. The female ghost didn't know what I was going to do, but she obediently wrapped her body in a cloth and followed me out of the room.
The fourth aunt and the fourth aunt were still anxiously waiting outside, and when they saw that it was me who came out, the fourth aunt asked, "...... fairy aunt"
Before I finished speaking, the female ghost followed me out. The fourth aunt and the fourth aunt couldn't see the female ghost, they could only see a piece of cloth floating in the air as if wrapped in something, and it moved from time to time.
"Ahh Hell! ”
The fourth aunt roared in surprise, rolled his eyes and fainted.
The fourth aunt was also frightened, her body collapsed on the ground, and the whole person was in a state of fright.
"Fourth aunt, don't contact me again in the future, otherwise, I'll let her come to your house if she's fine."
The fourth aunt was already frightened, her whole body trembled, and she couldn't answer me at all. After today's incident, it is estimated that if my aunt contacts her again, she will also hide.
Fox Mei'er covered her eyes with her two front paws, not looking at the female ghost. I said yes and left. Carrying the fox out of the house.
The female ghost is ugly but not stupid, and she sees that I am trying to scare the fourth aunt. When he arrived in the corridor, he immediately floated in front of me, grinning at me, revealing a row of big yellow teeth, "Benefactor, I can possess me, I have listened to everything you said, it's time for you to help me." ”
"What is the body!" As soon as Fox Mei'er opened her eyes, she happened to see the female ghost smiling at me, and Mom jumped out of my arms!
The female ghost's expression sank, and she pouted and muttered, "It's not what I like to be ugly!" ”
At this moment, I really sympathize with her, besides, I am the head of the ghost sect, just to do things for the ghost, and if she fulfills her wish, she can enter reincarnation.
"You possess yourself, you can become a woman, and you are not allowed to go on a date!"
"Good!"
The female ghost's eyes are shining, I only feel that my body is light, and my consciousness is squeezed into a corner, similar to when I was possessed by a fox, I can still see what is happening outside through my own eyes, but my body doesn't listen to it.
The female ghost used my body to turn around, touched her face again, and smiled with satisfaction, "Benefactor, do you have any money?" ”
Hearing her ask for money, I immediately raised my vigilance, "What are you doing?" ”
"Don't be so stingy, I'm going to buy beautiful clothes! Anyway, the clothes will be yours in the future! ”
Damn, I'm a big man, you let me wear women's clothes, but in order to let this female ghost go back as soon as possible, I told the female ghost the password of my bank card.
Fox Meier saw that I was possessed by a female ghost, and knew that I was accepting the ghost's commission again, so she reluctantly jumped on my shoulder, threatened the female ghost, and left quickly if she wished, if she dared to have any evil thoughts about my body, she immediately let the female ghost fly away!
The female ghost hurriedly said that she knew.
Seeing that the female ghost was so obedient, the fox's eyes narrowed, and she looked at the female ghost with a smile, "Come and kiss me." ”
Depend on! Colored fox!
"Don't kiss her!" I shouted.
The female ghost blinked aggrievedly, "Benefactor, I don't dare to be disobedient." Daxian is so cute, it won't be a loss to kiss it. ”
This sentence simply spoke to the heart of Fox Meier, and Fox Mei'er stretched out her fox mouth and let the female ghost kiss his little mouth.
The female ghost lowered her head and kissed Fox Mei'er, and stretched out her tongue to lick Fox Mei'er's small mouth, "It's so cute, it turns out that the fairy family's mouth is so soft." ”
The fox Mei'er was covered as if she had been electrified, the hair on her face stood up, her nose was moist, and a nosebleed flowed out of her nostrils.
I looked at the charming face of the fox Mei'er, and scolded my mother in my heart, how long has this female ghost been holding back, and she didn't even let go of the fox! Luckily, I got her to promise me that I would never go on a date.
"Boy, don't come out, leave your body to her." The fox Meier was contented to be held in the arms of the female ghost, and I forgot all the words that threatened the female ghost just now, and the fox's head kept rubbing against my chest.
The female ghost was rubbed by the fox and laughed, asking the fox not to be like this, which made her itch.
The fox asked with a smile, do you want to be a little more itchy?
Nima! This ghost is definitely not there when I don't exist, and I think if I don't stop it, something should really happen to them!
I threatened the female ghost, "If you do this again, I'll knock you out of my body!" ”
The female ghost was frightened when she heard this, and hurriedly pushed the fox girl's head away from her chest, "Don't benefactor!" I don't dare anymore. ”
My aunt was standing on the side of the street, and when she saw me coming out of the building, she hurried over, "Why is it so long, is it okay up there?" ”
"Just say go shopping, let her go home first."
"Okay." The female ghost went up and grabbed her aunt's arm, "It's so late." It's hot during the day, it's cold at night, you're still waiting for me, what to do if you catch a cold. When the business is done, you go home first, I still have some things, go back later.
When the female ghost said these words, she laughed so sweetly.
The aunt was stunned for two seconds, but she didn't react.
"Child, you finally know that you feel sorry for me." As she spoke, my aunt was about to wipe her tears, took out her mobile phone and called her uncle, and the mobile phone screen turned out to be the photo of me and Ye Luan.
When the female ghost saw Ye Luan's photo, she was stunned for a moment, and asked me who it was, "Benefactor, is that your girlfriend?" Benefactor, let me go and see him, okay? ”
"Not good!" I immediately refused, feeling a little unhappy.
I have to admire the female ghost's communication skills, I can coax a person to her side immediately, I'm really afraid to see Ye Luan, Ye Luan also thinks she is good!
The female ghost pursed her mouth unhappily, and she didn't dare to raise the bar with me.
Sent away the aunt, the female ghost took a taxi to the mall, went straight to the jewelry counter, and picked a transfer bead, fortunately the bead is not big, or my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have to follow the pain!
The female ghost said that her lucky finger was a little finger, and asked the clerk to make a red rope according to the size of the little finger. When I wore it, I saw the female ghost's hand turning on her little finger for a long time, and asked her if it was too tight?
The female ghost smiled and said that she had never worn jewelry, and this was the first time that some of them would not wear it.
Then, she twisted her little finger for a long time before she put the bead on.
Walking past the jewelry counter, the female ghost went into an underwear counter, and the underwear she selected was more sexy and sultry than the other, and I even heard the sound of the fox in my arms breathing faster, I was really drunk, this fox is really both male and female.
"I don't wear these things, you can buy clothes quickly!"
Fox Mei'er swallowed her saliva and whispered that it looked good.
The female ghost lang smiled, "If it's good-looking, I'll try it on for you." ”
I saw that she was getting more and more excessive, and I used the power of pure yang to knock her out of my body, but the force of the attack was like hitting a wall, and it couldn't hurt the female ghost at all.
"Benefactor, I'll give you back your body, but I've never been in love!" The female ghost turned the transfer bead on her little finger.
At this time, I saw that under the red thread of the transfer bead, there was still a red rope tied, and the red rope was strangled at the root of the little finger, which was used to lock the soul. She forcibly locked her soul in my body!
it! No wonder I wore a transfer bead for so long a day, it turned out to be tying a red rope!
I threatened the female ghost to untie the red rope quickly, otherwise the fox Meier would find out that something was wrong and would definitely not let her go!
The female ghost smiled and ignored me. She also knew that I was just threatening her, as long as it wasn't too long, Fox Mei'er knew that this was helping the female ghost fulfill her long-cherished wish, and she wouldn't make a move. So the female ghost will definitely give me back her body!
Then the female ghost proudly threatened me with my bank card, and then scolded her, and she went to buy luxury goods!