5. The Banquet of the Two Concubines (I)

Mu Fanshu was injured, and within a few days of closing the palace, the world feast of marrying the concubines had arrived.

The reason why it is so fast is that he was ordered by the emperor to "choose a good and auspicious day nearby", and the most recent auspicious day that is rare in a hundred years is ten days later, that is, today.

The stars are shallow, and the colorful glow is all over the sky.

The black-blooded general's 100,000 heavenly soldiers opened the way to get married, and the red makeup stretched for ten miles.

The eight fat sheep of Suluo in Tai went hand in hand, and the six cubs were happy after the sedan chair. The order of entering the Fuhua Palace, based on the order of Nafeng, is based on the fact that Suluo, who only has a simple dowry, entered the palace early, and the first ten miles and the last ten miles of the black and red sedan chair in the middle of the shadow have not yet seen its shadow.

The fat sheep was driven into the Yuxiang kitchen, the piglets were invited into the back garden, His Majesty took care of Concubine Su Luo, and specially ordered a shed to be enclosed with a gold and jade fence for the six piglets to live comfortably, the water is the dew of lotus leaves in the early morning, and the grains are put in layers of fairy Ganoderma lucidum, eating and drinking, which can not be described as luxurious. Several sons who were born with fairy fetuses**, who had never seen creatures in the human world, looked at the rarity with their small hands, and were discovered by the swineherd who watched the circle, and laughed and dispersed.

"Let's go, let's go!"

Against the children, it was a handsome man who was dressed very elegantly, with an oily pink face, a purple treasure jade crown and hair, wearing a gold silk beast pattern purple gauze, a thin belt with gold trim of the same color, a light purple heavy shirt inside, and a purple sachet hanging from the waist.

In this way, he leaned on the golden jade fence, held a lilac folding fan in his hand, and leisurely looked at the piglets walking around in the circle, and sighed with a smile for a while: "It's really him." ”

After saying a word, he turned around and left.

The swineherd, who had already knelt aside, hurriedly said respectfully: "Lord Beast God, let's go." ”

On the way, he met three or five fairies and greeted him warmly, "The beast is good!" "What are you doing in a hurry? "My lord, Xiaoxian's chest hurts again, do you want to stop taking a look? "Beastman, why don't you ignore people today?"

The beast god wandered around waving his hand and borrowed, and his feet did not stop, and he went straight to the main hall of the Fuhua Palace, the Fuhua Palace.

He grabbed Nande in the vestibule and asked, "General, do you see any trees?"

Nande looked angry: "No!"

The exile pulled the Yile who was looking at the sky in a daze: "Lele, where are the trees?"

Yile didn't feel the sound of "Lele" at all, and pointed to the Taoxian official who greeted him at the entrance of the hall, and said, "Ask him to go." ”

So he left and asked Taoxian Guan: "Taotao, are you here?"

Taoxian Guan was a little disgusted, and said angrily: "The adult is sick, and he can't ...... today."

Liuli chuckled lightly and said, "Are you kidding? Your adults will also be sick, it is absolutely impossible, unless Yi Leqing Dou Chu wants to fall in love!"

Yile, who was not far away, looked at him strangely, and continued to look at the sky.

Taoxian Guan said in his heart: My family is not sick because of your letter? Beast God, don't you go to find flowers and ask Liu to tease the fairy, what kind of bottomless ice spirit jade do you want on a whim, really.

But he said, "It's true." ”

Liuli still didn't believe it, and was about to ask again, but Shang Shui had already rushed to call him, as if he was afraid that he would evaporate in the blink of an eye, and said, "Lord Beast God, Your Majesty's Imperial Study is invited." ”

Liuli frowned: "Okay." Right away. After thinking about it, he turned around and instructed Taoxian Guan, "Taotao, can you go back and send a letter to your family, just say ......"

Taoxian Official: "No." ”

Exile: "Why? Qibi Palace has been closed for the past few days, and if you don't go back, no one will be able to enter it again." ”

Taoxian official pretended to be respectful and said: "Xiaoxian's duty today is to welcome guests, not a messenger. Adults should leave it to others. ”

The people of Qibi Palace were disrespectful to him, and he knew the reason, so naturally he would not be annoyed, and only said: "Taotao, if you don't go, you will definitely regret it." ”

Taoxian Guan said in his heart: I will regret it when I go.

Mouth: "Huh." "It's busy.

Wandering.

Shang Shui urged on the side: "Lord Beast God, can you go?"

Drift thought for a moment, "Let's go." ”

Since you can't see the trees, it's all right to go and find out Your Majesty's wishes first. After all, it's a fellowship with trees, uh...... Although most of the time he was always bothering her.

Anyway, do your best.

When he came to the imperial study with a fan in his swing, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven in a red dragon robe was sitting behind the bookcase, writing something seriously.

Liuli laughed and said, "Your Majesty, congratulations!"

Qianfu didn't stop writing, and he didn't seem to hear the joy of that voice, and only said: "It's just right to leave you, come and see, how about these words I wrote?"

In private, the title between Qianfu and several high-ranking priests is not very particular, especially in front of the exile, he really regards himself as an ordinary little immortal.

Liuli grabbed a cup of tea in his hand, stepped forward leisurely, and read: "Changtianjing, Jianghe River is shallow, Haoyue Chanjuan." Thinking about it, the night is forever against the scene, that can be a finger, and the dark fragrance used to be. Your Majesty, you are ......"

"For Su Luo. How?"

"Do you want me to be honest?"

"Naturally. ”

"Your Majesty, the word is a good word, but you are really ...... word Hehe, generally. ”

Qianfu was suddenly discouraged, and suddenly raised his head again: "You are coming?"

Liuli hurriedly waved his fan: "Don't be." My handwriting level is not much different from yours, although they are all good, but they are about to be framed and given away, and they are still a little hot. ”

"So many trees?" he shook his head, "Isn't it right?" Fanshu's words are so good, I'm really afraid that when Su Luo sees her words and looks at my words, it will be a cloud of black ink. ”

Streamer: Isn't that normal?

Qianfu got up, crumpled the paper into a ball irritably, and threw it into the corner, "I don't care." Exiled, I must send Su Luo a token of love. You're experienced and have a lot of ideas, so you can figure it out for me!"

Drain a sip of tea and swallow it, bitter.

Blossom trees, you ask for yourself, blessed, you.

The concubine is different from the post-sealing ceremony. In terms of procedures, the Emperor of Heaven personally greeted him in the palace, gave the concubine number, and then officially summoned to the world, feasted the immortals, sang and danced, and the gift of the concubine was only the reality of husband and wife.

The concubine number was given, Yingfu was the Yingfu Concubine, and Su Luo was Su Luo's concubine, all of which were symbolically dropped by the word "Concubine" behind the name, which was the first creation of the Emperor of Heaven.

A variety of food tables, Qiong Yao's delicacies, a hall full of immortal officials and gods, and the heads of state of all ethnic groups are full.

The Emperor and Queen of Heaven are on the throne, with a flat face, the left is the expressionless Concubine Su Luo, and the right is the expressionless Concubine Yingfu, seeing that the immortals are not happy, they are not happy, they are not happy, they are not toasting, they are not toasting, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.

As the singing and dancing continued, the scene became colder.

Until a lively girl ran in: "Wow! The male concubine is so beautiful! Wow, the female concubine is so cool! Hahahaha, it's not in vain that I ran all the way back from below!"

Some of the immortals burst into a smile at this time.

Some of the immortals rolled their eyes in unison.

Some of the immortals pursed their lips slightly in displeasure.

The girl's face was bright, and she smiled and saluted the Emperor of Heaven: "Congratulations to Your Majesty on the great joy of the concubine, double happiness is coming!"

The Emperor nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "Ehui, where did you go naughty again? Why did you come so late?"

Sketch: "Where are people naughty? It's just that they are greedy for a few dates on the wall of Heyanjun's house,......"

When Heyan heard this, his face changed and he said, "How many have you eaten?"

Sketch thought for a while, "Five, six, seven, eight, I can't remember exactly, maybe more." ”

Heyan's face turned even paler: "You, you, you ......"

Sketch: "What am I?Ah, you must be trying to ask me if I've eaten enough? To be honest, one is enough, it's sour and astringent, and it's unpalatable, and I have to give my life if I eat more." In other words, how did you grow your dates, and why are they so sour?"

The immortals said in their hearts: It's right to be sour. Who doesn't know that the sour jujube June incense of the Heyan family is the most holy product in the world, a thousand years of flowering, a thousand years of fruit, not only can enhance the body and prolong life, but also can help the mana to multiply, or in other words, it is more than the peach ginseng fruit Laojun's five hundred years of the effect of the elixir that is opened. This batch of dates bears fruit, each one, Heyan has already carefully calculated where it goes, and must go one by one ingeniously to exert its greatest role in interpersonal lubrication. But now, this girl has eaten so much in one go, no wonder Heyan's face is so ugly. But to be honest, June's incense doesn't live up to its name, and it doesn't taste very good.

Hua Shaowen had to speak: "Painting, it's presumptuous." ”

Sketch pouted: "It's just a few sour dates, Heyan Jun won't be so stingy." Isn't it, Heyan-kun?"

The third lady of the sketch is the wood spirit god clan, the younger sister of the queen of heaven, although Heyan has the heart to blame, but finally has the courage to say a few generous words, but he really can't say it, so he simply ignored the sketch and saluted the emperor and said: "Your Majesty, there is something at home, please allow Xiaoxian to leave for a while." ”

Emperor of Heaven: "Go." ”

Heyan flicked his sleeves and left the scene to check the number of dates.

Sketch grinned, and walked directly to Heyan's food table: "Come on, give Miss Ben a new one!"

The immortals and gods suddenly understood, the seats were full, and her drunkard's intention was not to drink or drink.

"Come on,!"

The sketch raised his head to the immortals, and a glass of wine went down.

All the immortals and gods did not dare to slack off, and they also picked up their wine glasses one after another, more or less meaningful.

The shaking light on the side raised his glass and said, "Painting, drink!"

The sketch was disdainful, but the action did not refute his face, and he raised his glass and dried up. Shaoguang was about to say something to her, but she walked in front of Su Luo with a cup and said, "Fengshen is handsome and good-looking!" Concubine Su Luo, let's have a drink?"

Su Luo closed his eyes in disgust and ignored them.

The sketch was boring to himself, and he was not annoyed, so he walked in front of Yingfu, and before he could speak, Yingfu had already taken the wine in front of him and drank it all, and said, "Drink more and talk less." ”

Sketch stuck out his tongue, and sure enough, he obediently closed his mouth and prepared to leave.

"Wu Youying is confused, Wen has a tree," after all, it is a woman with the same name as the second sister, and it is better to provoke less.

The Emperor of Heaven smiled and said, "Painting, you seem to have forgotten to respect Emperor Ben's wine." ”

Sketch turned around and said, "Brother-in-law, do you still want a face?"

The Emperor of Heaven was stunned, and the hall was quiet.

Hua Shaowen: "Painting, don't be rude!"

Sketch: "Eldest sister, don't care. Brother-in-law, congratulations just now, I said it to Your Majesty, not to you. Now I want to say to my brother-in-law: You, you are so shameless! You are not a mortal who has been light for decades, you have the Five Realms, you have the common people, you have my eldest sister and my eldest nephew, and you have my second sister's support with all her might. Would you rather accept a man into the palace than my second sister, are you worthy of my second sister?"

Burst!

The hall full of immortals almost spurted blood.

What Miss Mu Jiasan said, where is this?

The Heavenly Emperor said with a headache: "Painting, are you misunderstanding?"

Sketch: "Misunderstanding? Then let me ask you, why does my second sister have to support you when you are a faint gentleman who can't be picked out in thousands of miles?"

The Heavenly Emperor said in a low voice: "This Emperor didn't ask her for support. Besides, didn't Emperor Ben say it, your second sister is a concubine, and Emperor Bendi doesn't look down on her. Even though she ...... to Ben"

Sketch said: "You don't deserve to look down on her? The immortals of the Five Realms and even all the ghosts and demons, who doesn't say that my second sister is good? ”

All those present accepted these words.

If there are any shortcomings of Lord Kigami, the only shortcoming is that she makes all women unreachable and makes all men ashamed.

This contrast hurts a lot.

The so-called no one is perfect, there are exceptions, and Lord Wood God is the existence of this perfect exception.

Sketch was about to scold this "bastard brother-in-law" for the eldest sister while the iron was hot, when suddenly a voice sang outside the hall: "Huayue Miao clan danced a song, congratulations to Your Majesty for tying the knot, like giving birth to wings!"

Sketch couldn't help but scold: "What kind of unknown little clan is blind and chaotic congratulations? blocked Miss Ben's revenge plan, see if Miss Ben is not ...... Ahhhhhh......h

Light cloud sleeves, dancers enter.