Chapter 224: Even the system is pitted
Yue Lao looked at his red thread basket stupidly, if he wasn't dazzled, it seemed that a large bundle of red threads was missing just now?
Just like that, in front of his eyes, with a brush, it disappeared!
The point is, he didn't realize at all who stole his red thread!
You know, although he is only a month old, he is also here, an old guy with relatively old qualifications, unless it is those big guys, otherwise even if he is a great sage, it is impossible to do such an elusive ......
Ma Ma, he's so panicked!
His Yuelao Hall is no longer safe, and he has to move.
"Ding, once again successfully hit Yue Lao in the air, and get a special reward: Marriage Mirror."
Luo Fan was still complaining about the red line, and found that a light flashed, and there was indeed an extra mirror in the backpack.
The mirror is very exquisite, and it is still the classic style held by an ancient woman, and it is particularly ...... at first glance Mother!
Luo Fan didn't dare to complain about the old moon, for fear that this old man would give him some tools to be a matchmaker.
However, when he saw the function of the marriage mirror, he couldn't cry or laugh.
[Marriage Mirror]: Moon Old sullen artifact, used to observe the mirror image of all people with red lines from a distance......
Your sister, in addition to being able to be a mirror, the most important thing is a real-time monitor!
Although, the object being monitored, there are conditional restrictions.
But you know, what is the role of Yue Lao? is responsible for marriage, in the world, in the Three Realms, those who are drawn by him, I don't know how many, can almost encompass most of the Yang world, half of the Three Realms.
"Yo, Brother Fan, look, this seems to be a pack... Yes! Zhang Jian suddenly pulled Luo Fan, Luo Fan came back to his senses, only to find that the zombie king was still looking at him with that kind of defensive, perverted gaze.
"Ding, speechless from the zombie king, this kid is really a pervert, the previous murderous aura must be an illusion, he has drunk too much blood recently, and his brain has ......"
"Ding, the zombie king feels that the host is becoming more and more perverted, from the beginning of the ambiguous tenderness, has become obscene, he should be careful......"
"Ding......
The zombie king has a drama team in his heart, and the inner drama is so rich that Luo Fan admires it.
Also, if it weren't for the drama spirit, how could you make a pretending to be white... Great achievements.
He must be the only one who has done this throughout the ages.
"Master, this zombie king, why are you pretending to be a human? And it exudes a little bit of low-level zombie feeling......"
In the audience, except for Luo Fan, the one who saw it most clearly was not Elder Fan of the Qi Refining Sect, but Elder Li, the reincarnation of the Ghost King.
"Maybe he tried to deceive a fool, and then he pretended to be like this, thinking that the fool wouldn't be able to see that he was the zombie king."
Luo Fan touched his chin and thought.
"Ding, the system is out of order, it's being repaired."
The system will not vomit blood, otherwise it will definitely be bleeding.
What's going on, he, the host of the pit god, is forced to pit, and even himself and his own system are pitted?
Luo Fan was at a loss, and his heart became more and more disgusted.
He found that in recent times, the frequency of system failures has become higher and higher, is it going to be scrapped?
It's too rubbish, who made this dog system, can he beat him up!
System: "......"
Sorry, it needs to be quiet.
It felt that if it continued to operate forcibly, it would be scrapped immediately.
It will also become, in history, the first system to be by its own host!
Fan Lao's group of people is not good, because, Zhang Jian is not wrong, this old man is called Huazihey, and there is indeed a bag on the stall...
Fan Lao felt that he had finally recovered his vitality, and he almost erupted, and he was seriously injured.
Zhang Lingran and the others were also not good, and they took a few steps back.
On the contrary, it was Zhang Jian and the others, who studied excitedly.
.. They already knew about exorcism, but they didn't want to use it.
Where the hell did this thing come from? Trash can?
Even if it's a garbage can, what's the deal with this special packaging? This old name is Hanako, and I went to find the bag?
I'm so mad!
"Feel free to look at it, this thing is in stock, a hundred packs, whoever wants to exchange it in a package, can get a discount......" The zombie king forced himself to ignore Luo Fan, a pervert, and continued his task.
There is no way, he urgently needs the baby, but he is now poor, so he can only exchange some things, barter, again and again, to get the baby he needs......
Hearing the feedback from the system, Luo Fan was a little confused, this old boy is the zombie king!
It's not to discuss whether the zombie king is rich or not, you are all zombie kings, it's not easy to get some treasures, why are you so hard?
"What do you want to exchange?" Fan Lao can be regarded as a profound skill, but he actually resisted the urge to vomit blood, and asked with a black face.
"Special, distinctive babies are fine, common ones are not, even if they are precious, they don't need it!" The zombie king talked about the baby with a serious face.
"Huh."
Even Fan Lao, who was deeply cultivated, couldn't help but sneer.
Why do you want to exchange a hundred packs of used sanitary napkins and something you don't know what it is?
Why don't you want the most common precious things?
Who gave your face and exchanged this thing for a treasure!
If it weren't for the fact that he had been acquainted with Lao Huazi for decades, Fan Lao would have wanted to kick him out.
It's disgusting! Why didn't he find out before, this bad old man, so nonsensical?
"Hehe, this is an evil exorcism holy relic, not something used by ordinary women, but my ...... in the Three Realms What kind of inn, risking death to grab it, and was chased and killed by the innkeeper's lady, ten streets away......"
Seeing that everyone didn't know the goods, the zombie king almost vomited blood.
What the hell, do you think that what your zombie grandfather is in the hands of your ordinary woman in the yang world...
The zombie king's complaint made Luo Fan stunned.
Are you kidding Lao Tzu?
Fairy?
Luo Fan looked at it, your sister, this packaging is a little strange, it is indeed not a variety of brands that are common in supermarkets.
Well, he didn't pay attention to this thing on purpose, but there were too many advertisements to know it.
"Hey, it's actually a mystical magic weapon!" I don't know who followed the pace of this Fan Lao, chased over, saw the pack, looked at it for a long time, and was pleasantly surprised.
The zombie king laughed and slapped his thigh, looking excited.
"Haha, I've finally met someone who knows the goods!"
"I want a pack!"
"I want a pack too!"
“……”
Luo Fan and Li Lao Fan looked at each other, their faces were so black that they were about to drip black water.
What's the matter, you're all a bunch of serious Taoist cultivators, what's going on?
Although, the breath of this thing is indeed quite strong, but it can't be changed, it's the fact that it's that thing!
As a result, in a blink of an eye, the zombie king actually took out one and began to demonstrate and explain.
Spicy eyes!
Rowan vomited blood.
……
Thank you Nancheng for hugging each other, and then rewarding.