Why is my name so stingy?

Why do I have such a handsome and dashing appearance?

Why do I feel bored when I see a satisfied daughter-in-law?

No, the last one is crossed out, why does my daughter-in-law limp to the toilet to wash?

"Alas, life, life, ......" The sage Guan Ming was thinking about the three major philosophical questions of life, and at the same time he was also thinking about why he was so perfect, this is really an unsolvable topic, after all, people are set here.

"Husband, you slow down, it's okay, if it doesn't work, let Shuangxing get a wheelchair~" Mu Xiaoxiao carefully helped Guan Ming to the toilet, looking at him worriedly, as long as Guan Ming frowned slightly, she would let go of her strength.

After all, this kind of thing happened very suddenly, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while, but Guan Ming had a rock-solid will and restrained it!

"Hey, don't let go, don't let go! Also, what kind of wheelchair do I want, I just twist my waist! Most of the weight of her body is leaning on Mu Xiaoxiao, if she suddenly withdraws her strength, not to mention whether she will twist her waist twice, at least it will be appropriate to fall to the ground.

"Two steps away, help me take a bath first, just press me twice in a while." Although Guan Ming has not made any achievements in the field of biology, he vaguely feels that this twisting of his waist is probably due to a certain tendon, and it is not in the original position, just beat it twice.

It just hurt badly when I first twisted it, and there were no sequelae.

Looking at Mu Xiaoxiao's expression of saying goodbye to the body, if it weren't for her health, Guan Ming would tell her with practical actions that he could fight for decades!

"Oh, then be careful, don't move." Not caring about the big hand on his chest, Mu Xiaoxiao carefully helped Guan Ming to the toilet, and when the two of them moved over a little bit, Shuangxing had already put water in the bath.

"It's really old~" The little hand on the back waist pressed a little bit, and after Guan Ming looked at the bathroom that was hazy by the fog, he also sighed sincerely.

Guan Ming's family is used to counting the virtual age, he was born in 83, and now he is 28 years old, and he will be 29 in half a year, although he is still a flower at 40, but the shelf life of this flower is not very long, especially Guan Ming is still so lazy.

"You're not old, but time flies so fast, remember when I was in high school." retorted, and then Mu Xiaoxiao recalled the past with a quiet smile on her face.

"I was 23 years old that year, you were 18 years old, I am 28 years old this year, how old are you?" Guan Ming suddenly asked.

"Huh? 23/18=28/？ , the result is 28 times 18 divided by 23, what's wrong? Answering the question reflexively, Mu Xiaoxiao's quiet smile turned into a confused expression.

"Alas, you are born with bad math, our daughter must not inherit your math, otherwise she will not even be able to count her age." Lying on the edge of the bathtub, Guan Ming was so melancholy, obviously he taught such a perfect student at the beginning, but after the college entrance examination, Mu Xiaoxiao secretly exchanged his original mathematical knowledge for Guan Ming's essence, is this the so-called equivalent exchange?

"Huh?" Mu Xiaoxiao was stunned and didn't realize anything, while pressing Guan Ming's old waist, she mentally calculated this formula, she couldn't understand what was wrong for a while, obviously the left and right ends should be equal.

But it's not her to blame, it's Guan Ming who fooled her and was lame.

……

Guan Ming is actually crooked, and he has made the wrong strength, so when he twists his old waist, he has nothing to do, just rub it twice.

However, seeing his daughter-in-law frowning when she muttered those numbers, Guan Ming still decided to stay away from the mentally retarded and go to work in the company.

The brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that she doesn't, and she has to use multiplication and division to solve the problem that can be done with addition and subtraction, is this a concrete manifestation of her erudition? In the future, should she be called 'Multiplication and Division'?

"Boss, at noon today, the old lady called you, but I didn't connect." In the elevator, there was no one around Guan Ming, and the voice of Shuangxing echoed in the elevator.

"Oh, what's the matter? Something happened to them? Frowning, Guan Ming put his hands in his pockets and wanted to touch his phone.

"It's nothing, it's just that the master wants to show you off what they played today." Twin Stars said truthfully.

Rolling his eyes, Guan Ming decided not to call back, he could think of what the old couple was going to do with his ass, it was nothing more than wanting him to go out to wave together.

But Guan Ming stayed at home with his strength, why did he go out to wave?

Even if you can't sit down with a boil on your buttocks, Guan Ming will choose an elegant lying position to continue to stay home!

"By the way, I've asked you to prepare a yacht before." The moment the elevator door opened, Guan Ming asked.

It's not an important content, Guan Ming won't go out of his way to remember, he vaguely remembers that he once instructed Shuangxing to let it design a yacht, as if it was after buying an airplane, Guan Ming really forgot the specific time.

"Yes, boss." Shuangxing is different from Guan Ming, its data only has two states, one is 'have', the other is 'none', and there is no word 'vague'.

"Oh, I'll call it out later, but it should be a few years, and the styling, materials, etc., shouldn't be outdated." Now technology is changing with each passing day, not to mention anything else, there must have laptops and desktops in the yachts of the year, but now there is no need, as long as there are electronic glasses, there are two more props that can be put in the vacant space, it is very beautiful to think about.

There is no need to deny that Guan Ming's current old waist really doesn't hurt anymore.

"I'm not left behind, I have the latest technology updated in real time and incorporated it, whether it's styling, materials or equipment, it's always changing."

Shuangxing's words made Guan Ming very satisfied, Guan Ming admired Shuangxing the most is its logical thinking module, which can always think about problems with Guan Ming.

Of course, there are times when Shuangxing is also very painful, for example, Shuangxing asked Guan Ming when Guan Ming was taking a bath just now, whether he would conduct a full body examination to ensure his health.

MMP, Lao Tzu is not yet 30 years old, and all the parts of Lao Tzu are at their peak!

Guan Ming, who sat back in his seat, first looked at the analysis report submitted by Shuangxing, about the test part of Guan Ming's hand-assembled transformer, and after confirming that there was no problem, he was ready to pack, and then found time to notify the current school secretary Ding Zhi and asked him to transport things to the rocket base in the north, and then assemble them by the robots over there, and then conduct actual measurements.

Compared with the current mainstream transformer, the transformer spelled by Guan Ming still has individual differences.

After processing this part of the content, Guan Ming began to study the yacht drawings given by Shuangxing.