Chapter 251 What to do if you laugh until you split the fork

"Sister-in-law (brother and sister), don't listen to his nonsense, this person is now delirious and talking nonsense."

Xiao Hei's brothers were afraid that Qian Mo would be angry, so they persuaded one after another.

Although the situation at this time didn't look like Qian Mo was angry, their calm boss seemed to be about to smoke, it was the first time to see Yu Changmo so angry, but everyone could understand it.

If your own woman is said like this by others, can you not be angry, even if you know that this is nonsense, you can't stand it.

Only Qian Mo and Xiao Hei understood in their hearts that this guy said that Qian Mo's paragraph was not a fantasy, he regarded Qian Mo as someone.

Qianmo looks very similar to her mother Mu Feifei, this man should be Qianmo's biological mother Mu Feifei, he has a leg with Mu Feifei, then the origin of this person is self-evident, even if he doesn't wait for this guy to sober up and retrial, he can guess that he is employed by the same customer as his cousin and Mu Feifei.

I have long known that Mu Feifei is not a good cake and her private life is chaotic, but when I hear people say it, the disgust in my heart is still indescribable.

Qian Mo had a bad seizure in front of Xiao Hei's face, and as soon as she got into Xiao Hei's car, her face fell off immediately.

The corner of Xiao Hei's eyes caught a glimpse of her dark little face, racked her brains and pondered for a while, but she didn't think of anything to appease her, and finally held back for a long time and said-

"It's easy to get acne when you get hot during your menstrual period."

Qian Mo was worried that there was no place to put out the fire, and when he said this, he simply pointed the cannon barrel at him to vent his anger.

"I'm happy what's going on! I'm willing to have pimples all over my face! You bad old man! ”

He's six years older than her, isn't he a bad old man in the eyes of others?

Xiao Hei was not angry when she was sprayed, and skillfully drove her down the mountain, and said leisurely after almost five minutes, "It is easy to bleed when you are angry during the menstrual period." ”

If it weren't for this bad old man driving, Qian Mo would have strangled him by now.

"Come to me at night, you can beat and scold as much as you want, but don't get along with yourself, you are more expensive than those sluts, and you can't hurt your body for her anger."

Qian Mo twisted his head out of the window, stopped talking, and miraculously lost his anger.

When she was about to arrive at the police station, she said quietly.

"I had a stage where I almost went to the country of sticks for plastic surgery."

Xiao Hei braked suddenly, "When?!" ”

Past.

Qianmo really wanted to go to plastic surgery in her previous life, and after she made money in business, she contacted all foreign plastic surgery hospitals behind Xiao Hei's back, and the operation time was scheduled.

It's a pity that before the person arrived at the airport, he was stopped by the almighty little black and dragged directly, no, he was carried home directly.

All kinds of ideological education, all kinds of criticism education, and finally he even took out a pair of handcuffs and forcibly handcuffed her to the bed, a - beep - beep - beep, after that, she was forced by someone to promise not to touch her face again.

Xiao Hei in her previous life didn't know that Qianmo didn't want to be beautiful, she just wanted to change her face, even if she became ugly.

Those who were unwilling to tell him in the previous life, they are willing to say in this life.

"I hate looking in the mirror the most, especially when I see a face that looks so similar to hers in the mirror, I feel very sick. Sometimes I think it's good if I look like Sister Feng, and I don't have to look at this face that looks so much like her as an ordinary girl. ”

Yes, she is disgusting.

When she thought that Mu Feifei used a face so similar to herself, sleeping all over the world, she was disgusted, and Mu Feifei ate both men and women.

Mu Feifei was already dead when she was released from prison in her previous life, but the men and women she slept with were still there, so Qian Mo always felt as if there were countless pairs of eyes looking at her obscenely, commenting on her face that resembled her biological mother, and even fantasizing about her appearance without clothes, disgusting, disgusting.

"Where are you like her?" Xiao Hei was afraid that she would really run to move this little face, but that would not work.

"You are more beautiful than her, more talented than her, your facial features and contours are more delicate than hers, and more importantly, where does she have your temperament? That's a high-end courtesan, and you can't afford to lower your value. ”

Is she his goddess, or a unique goddess?

"Only you don't think we are like us, but others look the same, even if she is not there one day, the guilt she brought me will permeate my body, I not only have a similar face to her, but I still have her blood in my body."

Gao Jie's Qianmo thought that God had played the biggest joke on herself, she pursued perfection everywhere, so God gave her such an unbearable woman as her biological mother.

Even if she wanted to forget, tried her best to hide, this face was like a curse that reminded her of the traces that she couldn't erase.

So she doesn't like to hear others praise her for being good-looking, and Mu Feifei is a thorn in her heart.

Although Xiao Hei usually keeps silent a lot, his eloquence is undoubtedly displayed at critical moments, and golden sentences are frequently bursting out.

"Blood? What blood? As for the so-called blood relationship she gave you, didn't it flow out every month? ”

Flowing out every month? Big Aunt?!

As if in response to him, the aunt was even more surging thanks to the inventor of the tampon, preventing her grief from spreading to her trousers

"In the future, you don't have to tell jokes casually during my menstrual period." What should I do if my laughter collapses?

Qian Mo thought about it and was happy.

"You can't move your face, you know? If you make a mess of it, my daughter will ask me where she came from, why she doesn't look like you, and how can I answer? "Xiao Hei is serious.

"How do you know it's a daughter?" Qian Mo was not convinced.

"My grandmother calculated, she said that my marriage was bumpy and the result was two, and there would be two children in accordance with the destiny of heaven, a son and a daughter, and no one against the destiny of heaven. She calculated that my children were good-looking and rich. ”

Xiao Hei saw that Qian Mo was choking, and hurriedly patted it, "How old are you, how can you still be choked by your own saliva?" ”

Qian Mo pushed him, "It's all your fault!" Why are you a serious feudal superstition?! Isn't fortune-telling my family heirloom? ”

When did Xiao Hei have this kind of goddess in his family!

It's like having a nose and eyes, and she almost believed it.

"It's not all superstition, my grandmother is a Chinese medicine practitioner, Chinese medicine is the same as the five elements of yin and yang, and good Chinese medicine practitioners will see some of this."

"I don't think she's accurate at all, family planning, one child in a family, can you give birth in this identity or can I give birth abroad in my identity?"

Xiao Hei explained very seriously, "How do you know that a few years later, when we get married, there will be no second child?" ”

Well, it's really open to the second child, Qian Mo remembered this stubble.

"My grandmother also said that if the eldest of our family can be born safely, it will be the fate of the prince and general, because the life is too hard, maybe he can't sit still in the womb, if he can't keep this fetus, he will wait for his daughter to come, and then follow his daughter over - obedient?"

Why does his family have a hellish expression?