Chapter 54: Happy
"What will you do if I'm not with you in the future?" Emperor Que said.
"That's impossible, because I'm going to stick to you all the time!"
"You're all at the age of getting married, and your princess won't let you stick to me when the time comes!"
"Uncle Huang hasn't married yet...... Di Zeye knew that he had said the wrong thing, took a sip of tea, diverted the topic, and said, "By the way, Uncle Huang, did Mr. Li and them come back yesterday?" ”
"It's back!" Emperor Yuque replied, his tone a little cold.
Di Zeye gloated: "Then are they miserable and embarrassed?" ”
"Do you think they're just like you, being carried back?"
"You must have been there to save them, didn't you?"
Emperor Yuque shook his head: "Even if I go, I don't dare to guarantee that they will come back with all their beards and tails!" ”
"No, it won't!" Di Zeye doubted, "Aren't they just a few snakes, and they can still trap Uncle Huang?" ”
"Do you know what happened after you were carried back by the Blue Shadow?"
"Mr. Li said that he was going to prepare for a human-snake battle."
"That's a group of snakes, and there is a snake king in the group who can spit out people. What are the chances of surviving a human-snake battle with a snake king who can command a group of snakes? ”
Di Zeye replied seriously: "If it were me, I wouldn't have to eat me with a snake, I would have been scared to death, if it was Uncle Huang, even if I couldn't kill the snake king, it would definitely not be a problem to escape!" ”
"Wait!" Di Zeye sat up from the bed and said in astonishment, "Uncle Huang, you just said that the snake can talk?" ”
"Not only snakes, but also a talking centipede king!"
"It's a fine thing! It's a refinement! Di Zeye held Di Yuque's hand and said excitedly, "This is not the same as the monsters in "Journey to the West" that Mr. Liang said, so why haven't they been eaten by Mr. Li?" ”
"Not only were they not eaten, but they became friends with those two, isn't it?"
"Do they think that the other party is a cultivator and sympathizes with each other?" Di Zeye habitually touched the saber on his waist, he touched left and right, and found that his saber was gone, and he inspected the house again, but still didn't see it, "Uncle Huang, have you seen my saber?" ”
"Didn't you give it away?" Di Yuque looked at Di Zeye, how did he become the one who wiped Li Yuheng's buttocks, "Think about it, who did you give the sword to before you fainted yesterday?" ”
"Uncle Huang, you know that as soon as I see a mollusk, I will lose consciousness, how can I remember!" Di Zeye couldn't think of it, "That's what you gave me, I can't give him away, Uncle Huang, tell me who took my sword, I have to go and ask for it back!" ”
"I said it all, you gave away the sword, Lan Ying can testify, a manly man, a mouthful of spit, a nail, how can you break your word!"
"But you gave it to me, I don't care, I have to come back!" Di Zeye was angry and pouted.
Emperor Que said angrily: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase, my emperor's family has no descendants who go back on their word!" ”
"Then you'll have to pay me a new one!"
Emperor Yuque replied: "I will definitely find you a better one in the future!" ”
"It's pretty much the same, but my heart hurts, like someone is cutting my flesh with a knife."
After meeting Li Yuheng in just a few days, people, demons, and ghosts all came out, and Emperor Yuque felt that his three views were about to be subverted. Li Yuheng still has such an ability, and the Outer Flying Immortal must be even more powerful that day, but unfortunately he fell into Zi Jue's hands, and the killing action must be done as soon as possible, which cannot give him room to grow.
"Uncle Huang, do you think Mr. Li will be a monster? I always thought he was so mysterious. ”
"I think you've heard too many stories!" Di Yuque bent his finger and knocked Di Zeye on the head. "I'll get up and do my homework if it's okay!"
"I'm going to practice again! It's hard to come out for a trip...... Di Zeye kept muttering, but he still didn't dare to disobey Di Yuque's words, slowly squirmed from the bed, and got out of bed with difficulty.
"Is it Red Shadow who is practicing with me again?"
"I'm here in person this time!" Emperor Que replied.
Di Zeye cheered up: "Uncle Huang, then you have to be merciful, otherwise my little life will be over!" ”
Li Yuheng walked around the back mountain, and saw a waterhole, which is caused by three water sources flowing here, forming three towering trends outside the waterhole, and said with a smile: "What a pilgrimage to the water, the outside of the Ming Hall is high and high, and the children and grandchildren are heroic!" ”
Ah Duo couldn't understand and asked, "Brother Li, do you mean this is a treasure of feng shui?"
Li Yuheng nodded and said: "Look at the side, the mountain shape is beautiful and tall, the momentum is majestic, like a green dragon embracing, you look at this waterhole that will not dry up, although it is not as good as the dragon's lair, it is not bad!" ”
"Brother Li, I understand a little bit when I hear you say this, it's better for you to teach me, you are a master, if I don't understand anything, I will be laughed at to death."
"Do the right thing first, and I'll teach you later." Li Yuheng turned back to the people behind Lu Jingqiao and said, "A few of you come with me, whatever I say, you can do it, understand?" ”
"Everything is arranged by the Taoist!" Everyone clenched their fists and said.
Li Yuheng measured it with a compass, stopped at a distance from the waterhole, followed the positioning of the compass, and used cinnabar to draw a cemetery size of three or six to four or eight on the ground, and said to those people: "Start digging from here, dig according to the size I draw, seven feet deep!" ”
After doing all this, Li Yuheng put away the compass, came to Ah Duo's side, and asked, "Do you still want to hear it?" ”
"Listen up!"
Li Yuheng found a stone and sat down, and said slowly: "This yin land is exquisite, after the deceased is buried, the corpse qi will be combined with the earth qi to produce luck, which will directly affect the future generations. This cemetery should not be chosen in a place where there is no sunlight all year round, nor should it be chosen in a place where the trees are too large, because the cemetery is too dark, and the children and grandchildren will have long-term illnesses; If the tree is too big and covers the entire cemetery, the roots will pass through the coffin and entangle the body. ”
Ah Duo nodded while listening: "I used to hear the old people in the village say that this cemetery must choose a place with water, so you will choose this waterhole, right?" ”
"It's right to be surrounded by sand and water, what kind of water is it, after the water returns to the Ming Hall, it is called Bazi water, the property is gone, the family is ruined, and the wife is scattered; The water above the grave flows to the cemetery, and the house is full of prostitution, and the father-in-law sleeps with his daughter-in-law in his arms; There is water in front of the tomb, and the water will go from all four, and those who cannot return all the way are called eight evil waters, and if there is such water, they will cut off their children and grandchildren......"
Lu Jingqiao was directing them to dig a pit, while listening to Li Yuheng say 'Dao', he was stunned for a while, he was very glad that he met Li Yuheng, if he met a Taoist priest with half a bottle of water, it would be too late for him to regret it.
Li Yuheng looked at Ah Duo in a daze, and said with a smile, "Teach you a fun and very simple spell, can you learn it?" ”
"Brother Li, are you sure it's easy?"
"Of course, I can still lie to you, make sure you learn it as soon as you learn!" Li Yuheng took out a piece of yellow paper and asked, "Can you fold a thousand paper cranes?" ”
"I will!"
"Fold one out!" Li Yuheng handed the yellow paper to Ah Duo.
"This thousand paper cranes are still taught to me by my mother, every time I am sad and sad, she will fold a lot of paper cranes to make me happy......" Ah Duo said, tears in her eyes, but she quickly retracted it, and folded a very beautiful thousand paper cranes, "Brother Li, is this okay?" ”
"Give me your hand!" Li Yuheng shouted.
"Any hand, will you do it?"
"Stretch out your left hand!"
Ah Duo stretched out his left hand, "Here you go!" ”
Li Yuheng held her hand and wrote a transparent inscription in the palm of her hand, "As long as you use this hand to point at the paper crane, he will come to life, and whatever you say to this paper crane, she will repeat what you say word for word." ”
"So amazing?" Ah Duo retracted his hand and put it in front of his eyes for a moment, "I'll try." Then he nodded on the head of the thousand paper cranes, and said sincerely, "Little paper cranes, you must come alive."
The thousand paper cranes flashed with golden light, their eyes blinked, they began to flap their wings, and said:
"Little master, do you have anything you need me to convey?"
"Alive! Lived! It's really alive! Ah Duo excitedly grabbed Li Da's clothes, "Brother, look, the paper crane is really alive!" ”
"Not only can it speak, but it can also be a messenger?" Li Yuheng continued, "As long as you have the other party's personal belongings, as long as you give it a sniff, he can find the other party and pass on what you say to him." But you don't have a spell and can't use it during a thunderstorm, or he'll be a piece of waste. ”
"Aren't your cranes afraid of thunderstorms?"
"Unless someone with a spell higher than mine intercepts my paper crane, an ordinary thunderstorm can't hurt it."
"Then I'll keep it in the house, but what does it eat?"
"Poof!" Li Yuheng couldn't hold back and laughed, "Have you ever seen a paper that can eat?" ”
Ah Duo replied: "I haven't seen a dead paper crane, but isn't it alive?" I thought that since he was alive, he would definitely be hungry, and if he was hungry, he would have to eat! ”
"As long as this paper crane doesn't touch the water, it will always follow you, and it can relieve boredom when you're bored, you can give it a name!"
"But I'm a noun, do I call him wood or axe?" Ah Duo tangled.
"It's hard to hear it, it's hard to hear it, I don't want to call it wood, and I don't want to call it an axe!" The thousand paper cranes protested.
"That calls you a table? Chair? Bench? Ah Duo couldn't believe that he was discussing the name with a thousand paper cranes.
"It's hard to hear, it's hard to hear, I don't want the name you gave me!" The thousand paper cranes argued.
"Then you say it yourself, what do you want to call it?"
"Ugh!" The paper crane is also worried, it is just a bird, how can it be named?
"It's better to be happy!" Li Yuheng said, "I hope our Ah Duo is happy and happy every day." ”
Ah Duo smiled happily: "Little paper crane, you will be happy in the future, you know?"
Although the paper crane doesn't like the name happy very much, it can still be reluctantly accepted compared to the mess of benches and chairs.