Chapter 64: The Second Aunt vs. Aunt Ding

"This sentence, I will return the original words to Aunt Ding." Hua Manxi was not angry, and said indifferently, "If you have nothing else to do, you can leave, you are not welcome in our Hua family." ”

"Flowers are full of streams! You are still a delicate girl with a net worth! Our family scholars can do this part, and they are already very aggrieved! You're still thinking about it! Could it be that you still want to be a concubine for our scholars? The eldest lady of the Ding family was ordered to be evicted by Hua Manxi, and her face couldn't be erased, so she shouted.

"As a concubine?" Hua Manxi spit out these two words disdainfully, then shook his head, and said seriously to Aunt Ding, "Don't talk about being a concubine for Ding Shuqing, even if you beg me to be Ding Shuqing's wife, I am not uncommon, with a mother-in-law like you, marrying into your Ding family, there is definitely no good life!" ”

"You really don't know what to do! We scholars will be big officials in the future! The eldest lady of the Ding family was so angry that her face turned blue because of Hua Manxi.

"Aunt Ding, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue, Ding Xiucai, is just a showman, that is, he has passed five levels and cut six generals, and he has passed the top prize, so he has to go through layers of checkpoints, and he is far away from being a big official! I don't know if you're going to wait until one day. Hua Manxi said disdainfully.

"You dead girl, how dare you curse me to death? You are a ruined girl, do you think you can still get married? The eldest lady of the Ding family instantly exploded, pointed at Hua Manxi and cursed, "I'm thinking about you like this, you don't know how to do it!" ”

Hearing this, Hua Manxi suddenly thought about it and smiled slightly: "My marriage, I don't bother you all the time, just last night, our second aunt cried and begged me to marry her nephew, but I didn't agree." ”

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, the second aunt here also came early in the morning, she wanted to find a matchmaker, but think about it, finding a matchmaker also costs money, it is better to calculate it yourself, so she came directly to the door!

"Your second aunt's nephew, an old bachelor who steals chickens and dogs?" The eldest lady of the Ding family sneered, "I heard that he was frightened by ghosts, and you were widowed when you married!" It's not as good as my second baby! ”

"Aunt Ding! You're going too far! Our family has offended you? The second aunt happened to come in from the door in a hurry and listened to the words of the eldest lady of the Ding family.

"What I'm saying is excessive! Who doesn't know that your Wang Dazhuang was frightened by the ghost and has been paralyzed in bed and can't wake up! You are really ruthless, this flower is full of streams, after all, it is your own niece, who clearly pushed his niece into the fire pit. The eldest lady of the Ding family sneered.

"What a good thing you are! Seeing that Manxi was ruined, he was afraid of affecting the reputation of your family Ding Xiucai, so he hurriedly retreated, this is not counting, knowing that the Hua family is surrounded by walls, and he wants to threaten Manxi with silver to marry the fool of your family! You don't know what that foolish son looks like! and pee, and hit people! Our family is so strong that we are a normal person! And handsome! The second aunt quarreled with her without showing weakness.

"Wang Erniang! Do you know shame! Our second baby is a little stupid, but she didn't do anything hurtful, your Wang Dazhuang, stealing chickens and touching dogs, flirting with trouble, what is it! Everyone in Peach Blossom Village knows it! Aunt Ding scolded harshly.

"At least our family is strong enough to wake up and have children! Your second baby can't even have a child! The second aunt said again.

"Who said that if you marry the second baby, you won't have children! Our family has two rooms! Do you have an opinion! The eldest lady of the Ding family crossed her waist and pointed to the nose of the second aunt.

"Ho, two rooms? Then why don't you just kill Ding Erwa! The second aunt sneered.

"If you want to die, your king Da Zhuang will die first! Paralyzed on the bed and unresponsive, I don't know if I can survive tomorrow, don't be happy if it doesn't happen, and finish the funeral! The eldest lady of the Ding family said with full firepower.

Uncle Hua and Uncle Hua saw the battle between the two of them, but they couldn't say a word, and looked at Hua Manxi anxiously and helplessly.

Hua Manxi was not in a hurry, he actually moved a stool over, asked Uncle Liu to sit down directly, and poured a bowl of water for Uncle Liu.

These two people quarreled for a while, and greeted each other's ancestors for eighteen generations, before they suddenly felt dry.

"Manxi, pour a bowl of water for the second aunt." The second aunt crossed her waist and pointed at her.

"I want it too!" The eldest lady of the Ding family was still staring at her second aunt fiercely, her eyes were murderous, and she had the posture of arguing for another three hundred rendezvous.

"White water doesn't quench your thirst, I'll go to the kitchen and serve you a bowl of sugar water." Hua Manxi is empathetic.

When the eldest aunt heard this, she looked at her in confusion, and Hua Manxi motioned to her not to make a sound, and went directly to the stove room.

Hehe, the cow Qingteng given by Dr. Xie is going to work again this time!

Hua Manxi directly put all the remaining Niu Qingteng into the pot, boiled the water, sprinkled a handful of sugar, and brought out two bowls of sugar water.

The two men did not suspect him, and their throats were smoking, and they were very thirsty, and one of them brought a bowl of sugar water, blew it and drank it coldly, and drank it intermittently.

After drinking a bowl of sugar water, the eldest aunt of the Ding family and the second aunt rekindled their murderous spirit and continued to quarrel endlessly.

"Ding family, Hua Manxi is my niece, she is married to Da Zhuang, she is a kiss, I advise you not to interfere sideways, when the time comes, my sister-in-law will do wine, and I can invite you to drink two glasses!" The second aunt's posture was cold, and she was already winning.

"You're dreaming! Hua Manxi is the daughter-in-law of our Ding family since childhood, and I have a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law! You're the one who got the foot in the way! ”

The second aunt wanted to continue arguing with her, but there was a sudden cramping pain in her stomach, and her face began to turn pale.

"You, you, Iβ€”I'm going to the latrine!" The second aunt ran out holding her stomach.

At this time, the eldest lady of the Ding family also felt that her stomach was rumbling and began to make trouble, her expression turned pale, and she also rushed out with the second aunt, and said in a piercing voice: "Wang Erniang, you stop!" Give me the latrine! You're so close to home, go back to your own home! ”

The second aunt didn't seem to hear it, and went straight to the toiletβ€”

But the eldest lady of the Ding family couldn't help it, quickened her pace, slammed the door of the latrine, gritted her teeth and said, "I want to use it too!" ”

There was no way, the two could only look at each other and squeeze into the toilet together.

Hua Manxi watched the door of the latrine close, revealing a triumphant smile.

This is the beginning, and the best is yet to come.

She quickly returned to the kitchen, turned out some vegetables brought back from Uncle Liu's house yesterday, put them in a bowl, and then took the family's mouse trap to the dark firewood room.

The firewood room is full of firewood and is the place where the most rats are located.

As soon as Hua Manxi set up a trap, he saw several rats coming out of the window to grab food.

Although the ancient rat trap was a bit rudimentary, and the rats were easy to break free, Hua Manxi was guarded, so he immediately caught two rats that fell into the trap and ran quickly in the direction of the latrine.

There was a gap under the door of the latrine, and Hua Manxi secretly let the two rats in.

The eldest aunt and second aunt of the Ding family inside were pulling their stomachs, and they were pulling painfully, when suddenly two fluffy black mice rushed in, and they immediately jumped up in fright!

"Ah, how can there be a mouse, such a big mouse!"

"Ding family, don't push me! This toilet is a little old! The second aunt shouted.

But it was too late, the mouse had just been released, and when he saw someone again, he was so scared that he was rampage, and the eldest aunt of the Ding family was so frightened that she waved her hands and feet, and the second aunt was unfortunately pushed by her, and the second aunt was the master who was willing to suffer, and when she fell, she grabbed the clothes of the aunt of the Ding family and dragged the aunt of the Ding family in.

I only listened to two successive puffs, puffsβ€”

Immediately after that, two heart-rending shouts rang out: "Help! Help me! ”

Hua Manxi smiled in his heart with satisfaction, but he pretended to be panicked on his face, and ran back to the house as if he was flying, shouting: "Uncle, uncle, it's not good!" The eldest aunt of the Ding family and the second aunt grabbed the toilet, and the two of them fought and fell in! ”

"What? That dung pit is full of dung! Isn't this supposed to drown? Uncle Hua said urgently.

"Then hurry up and save people!" Hua Manxi hurriedly said to Uncle Liu, "Godfather, look at which family has a ladder, use the ladder to save people!" ”

"I have it at home, I have it at home." Uncle Liu hurriedly said.

"I'll go with you! Uncle, don't go in yet, go and call the widow and some women to help, don't get on your body when the time comes. Hua Manxi said with a pun.

"Yes, the master, you can't go in, people go to the latrine, you go to fetch water, this dung pit must smell everywhere." Uncle said.

Hua Manxi and Uncle Liu went out here, but Uncle Liu saw through everything, and laughed: "You dead girl, it's really amazing!" ”

"Shhh, godfather, don't say it, you go home and get the ladder, try to be as slow as possible, I've seen the dung pit, you can't drown, I have something to do." Hua Manxi said to Uncle Liu.

After she finished speaking, she quickly ran to her second aunt's house, knocked on the door and said, "Sangsang! Flower Sang-san! Open the door! ”

"Flowers full of streams? Is there something wrong? "Hua Xiaobai usually goes to the school to study, only Hua Sangsang is alone at home embroidering, open the door and see that it is Hua Manxi, a little surprised.

Didn't her mother want to say goodbye to Hua Manxi and let her marry her cousin Da Zhuang? Why did she come to her house?

"Your mother had a big quarrel with the aunt of the Ding family in my house, and the two fell into the dung pit when they grabbed the latrine, you hurry up and take a look, I'm looking for someone to borrow a ladder to save people!" Hua Manxi stacked these words, and ran quickly, looking like he was in a hurry.

Hua Sangsang hasn't had time to speak!

"Fell into a manure pit? Oh my God! What is she doing! Hua Sangsang stomped his feet on the spot, with a look of disgust and entanglement, and ran out reluctantly for a long time.