Even now, in many places in the countryside, there are still rice tools, some stepping on the feet and some pure human hammers, again and again, one after another.

Zhou Ze feels like this now, feeling like he is equipped with an electric motor, repeating and mechanically doing the same action repeatedly.

Verb hits, verbs hits!

however

The kind of images of blood splattering and brains leaping that would occur according to previous experience did not appear.

On the contrary, the bigger the lion beneath him, the more sticky it becomes.

It's really like beating rice cakes,

Sticky,

It's also fleshy.

At first, I was very unwilling to yell there,

No matter how badly beaten he is, he must proudly raise his neck to declare his majesty as the king of beasts.

Fight all the way down,

Basically, all that's left is a whimper.

but

You just can't beat it!

Boss Zhou felt that his arms were already sore,

But this mass in front of him,

Still wriggling and wriggling and wriggling again,

Zhou Ze now understands how others felt when he fought with others before.

The whole immortal Xiaoqiang!

Even if Zhou Ze has a bad breath on his fist,

With a sharp air on the nails,

A meal of operation as fierce as a tiger,

But he still couldn't chew it and smashed it, and he couldn't smash the two hundred and five in front of him.

Ordinary people fight, whether they have an advantage or not, they know how to take in one or two points, for fear of making people out of a good way, but seriously, they really let go of everything ruthlessly, but they still have no reaction, this is tired.

Boss Zhou stopped,

Others don't do it,

Just gasped.

Tired,

It's really tiring.

It seemed that because he had stopped attacking, the ball of hair cake in front of him seemed to have opened a gap in the group, and he looked out and aim.

Then

Boss Zhou watched the "country" that he had just worked hard for a quarter of an hour,

It's going down the drain.

The cake began to puff up, began to turn back into ink, and then silently changed back to the form of a lion.

even

The lion's jaw also shook deliberately, with its own mocking effect.

This really made Zhou Ze laugh angrily,

Look at the fool who made you happy,

Being pressed to the ground and rubbing without dying, is it proud enough?

But Boss Zhou really has no other way,

There's nothing else to do in your hands,

Unless he calls Tie Hanhan out now,

Just call him for this kind of thing,

It is estimated that I can be laughed at by Tie Hanhan for a quarter.

Sometimes people's mentality is really so weird, and there will always be a big change unconsciously, such as before, will it be laughed at by the other party,

It's generally something Tie Hanhan cares about,

But now,

It was Zhou Ze's turn to think about this.

Of course, the most important thing is that Tie Hanhan actually has a CD every time he wakes up, a bit like a big move to store energy, you enlarge the move when you brush the monster, and when you really encounter something next, you can't use it, so much more aggrieved?

The lion seems to be a sensible man,

After being slammed,

I didn't even think to come to Zhou Ze to give some "color" to take a look,

Maybe it also understands how many pounds and taels it has,

So

It's ready to slip away.

Zhou Zeyi stretched out his hand,

Hold on to it,

While continuing to gasp, he spoke:

"What's the hurry, wait."

Wait for Lao Tzu to catch his breath for a while, and then I will beat you out of Shaqima!

Who knew that at this moment,

The walls of the whole house actually began to crack,

And then there was an instantaneous collapse,

Rumble!

………………

"Why don't you go in and take a look? Is it your companion or your leader? ”

The red-nosed old man asked Lao Zhang.

"My boss, headcatcher."

The red-nosed old man looked at Lao Zhang, and then looked in the direction of the small western-style building.

Beat the dog to see the owner,

Look at the little dog ghost in front of you is so hard,

So what role does his upline head catcher have to be?

hey

It's interesting,

It's really a talented person from generation to generation, and this year, the ghost has begun to take the lead.

If Yin Si knew the situation here, maybe he could evaluate a "phenomenon in the same city", give a ghost poor advanced small collective, and set off a wave of learning from the Tongcheng ghost team.

"Turtle grandson, let's tell you the truth, don't look at the fight so lively, this house has collapsed, but I know that thing, if you really have a bit of a wrist, just pinch it.

Huan fat swallow thin, show off wisdom or something,

Purple grapes or small pigeons,

It's all a matter of one sentence,

But you really want to swallow it, gnaw it clean,

difficult

It's really hard.

It's not a fucking ghost, it's not a demon, it's a breath.

gas

Do you know what that means? ”

Lao Zhang shook his head.

"You don't even know when you're angry, you turtle grandson!"

Lao Zhang shook his fist.

"It's normal that you don't know."

Lao Zhang nodded.

"Let's go, mom, Lao Tzu was obviously just beaten up by you, I don't know that I can't be angry with you, otherwise you know?

Inspection

Lao Tzu, I'm a patrol inspector!

You know how big your wrist is to inspect it, right?

You know how majestic the inspection is, right?

You know how awesome inspections are, right? ”

Three analogous sentences,

Lao Zhang's mind subconsciously appeared in the bookstore, the picture of lawyer An picking up the Speedmaster cup and "goo-goo-goo" whale swallowing cow drink;

And then

I remembered going to the book store again......

Oh no

When I go to the library to see if there is anything I need help with.

I saw Yingying talking to Nestlé's supplier on the other side of the bar.

Inspect this shiny brand,

As if in my own heart,

It's already collapsed, alas.

"Walking, walking and telling you, you leader, you can't chew that thing even if you want to."

The red-nosed old man walks ahead,

Lao Zhang walked behind.

"This matter has to start from the end of the Qing Dynasty, or in Jinmen."

I don't know why,

The red-nosed old man actually talked to himself like this,

An inspector and a ghost began to tell a story.

And it was also told with relish:

"At that time, the Qing Dynasty was still there, but it was almost over, and I was a soldier under Nie Junmen at that time, and I was a big soldier, and I was not an official.

hehe

Lao Tzu was too lazy to drill camps and shoot horses all his life, and he never became an official when he was alive, but after he died, he had good official luck.

Then

Boxer Rebellion,

A bunch of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are stupid, and they all come up,

In fact

It was good at the beginning, but the common people were bullied miserably, first-class foreigners!

At that time, the officials of the Qing court were damn instigated in the face of foreigners!

After the matter started, Lafayette's side suddenly exploded.

Do you know Lafayette? ”

"Cixi."

"Hehe, actually, Lafayette should be old and confused, and now I can think about it, a woman who has been living in the deep palace is old again, and her brain is suddenly confused, and she does something wrong, isn't it?

Who can guarantee that when he was young, he would dare to pat his chest and say that he would still have eyes like a torch when he was old?

When there was chaos in Shaanxi, Gansu and Ningbo in Xinjiang, many people in the court said, just throw away that lump, it's useless, isn't it?

It was still Lafayette who supported it with all his might, and asked Zuo Shuai to go to the west.

Actually, Lafayette is not as bad as people say now, at least, it can be regarded as a merit and demerit, don't you pay attention to this statement these years? ”

"This lion was painted by Cixi?"

"Phew!"

The red-nosed old man angrily stretched out his hand to disperse the dust in front of him,

Road:

"In the year of Gengzi, at that time, the Eight-Nation Coalition Army called, all the way to Tianjin, and after Tianjin, it was the city of Beijing.

Nie Junmen was dismissed from his post by the imperial court because he killed several Boxer liars at that time.

But when the foreigner called, he still took us up with us to fight the foreigner.

This lion,

Not a living person,

It's a breath,

Where did this anger come from?

That's when it came.

When fighting, how powerful the guns of foreigners are, to be honest, they really can't be defeated.

But at that time, the people of Tianjin were supporting us to fight, and there was a lion dance hall in Jinmen, with dozens of people, men, women and children, going into battle together, and they stayed behind our front to give us a performance, lion dance, and cheer!

And then the war began,

They didn't go down either,

The guns were not long-sighted, the brothers suffered heavy casualties, and the group of people who danced the lion also suffered many casualties, but they did not take a step back.

The beating of gongs, the beating of drums, has been drumming in the back pit,

Even if he has been hit by a bullet eye, he is still dancing.

Although in the end, we lost the battle, and Nie Junmen was martyred, what about Lao Tzu, I didn't become a deserter, but I was injured and was helped down.

afterward

The world has changed, and I was confused, and I also worked as a patrol officer in Jinmen for a while, but unfortunately I was unlucky later............"

"Lion, lion."

The red-nosed old man glanced at Lao Zhang with some dissatisfaction,

Why are you so discerning?

"Lion, I heard from later people that that Tangkou, from the beginning of the door to the end, has been dancing lion on the front line to boost morale, and in the last battle, these people also dropped their lion heads, and went up with knives and guns to fight with the foreigners.

The whole hall,

Up

became a dead house,

Empty! ”

Lao Zhang Moran.

"In the next ten years, when someone passed by the abandoned house at night, they seemed to be able to hear the clangling of the pits inside, and they could see the lion dancing inside when they climbed the wall.

It is said that it is a heroic soul, and the lion soul is immortal.

After that, there was a Taoist priest who solved the problem and let them rest in peace. ”

"Then why ......?"

"The developer of Dog Day, before starting construction, did not invite a person with a level to look at feng shui, and directly dug up the layout of the predecessors and released the lion.

Lao Tzu went to Jinmen to catch it and let it slip away.

After looking for a big circle,

get

It's time to run through the city. ”

"How can you discourage him?" Lao Zhang asked.

"Hey, this question is really level, but this difficulty is a bit big, you have to set up a formation, and you can adjust it well before you can cook it."

Moreover, this thing is originally very pure, but no matter how beautiful it is, it can be stained with a layer of black mud when it rolls in the world.

Gotta clean it up,

Otherwise, something will happen. ”

.。 m.