Chapter 196: Impossible (Fifth Update!) )
Luo Fan really smelled the smell of rice, and immediately kicked the door.
The Qingxu Dao Chief, the old Taoist, and the Enlightened Grandmaster who came up were all blinded.
Although I know you're willful, you're not so hungry, are you?
You're here to grab food! I also put gold on my face to rub a meal.
Big guy, why are you so thick-skinned!
Qingxu Dao Chang was excited, no wonder he was still so scummy after more than 20 years of cultivation, it turned out that his skin was not thick enough!
After catching a glimpse of what Qingxu Daoist said in his heart, even Luo Fan wanted to give him a thumbs up.
Brother, in terms of excellence, you are still more showy!
The big lama walked in the door and looked, yo hey, full of Han people?
Luo Fan's eyes lit up, his feelings are good, and he is still a super chef?
Whether you can eat it or not, it is pleasing to the eye and refreshing!
Luo Fan thought of the zombie boss of the midnight food stall, and suddenly felt that he might be able to go to Huangquan Road to start a side business and open a restaurant, five-star, so he invited the zombie boss and the chef here.
There was no one in the hall, and there was a sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen.
Luo Fan grinned, had already cast the curtain of the door, and saw a rickety but tall figure.
"The health bureau inspects hygiene, boss, what about your health certificate? What about operating licenses? Take it out and check! ”
Luo Fan opened the door curtain, and the sound was like a bell, which shook the boss who was chopping vegetables.
Nima, he's definitely not scared!
He was just a little confused, what is a health certificate? What the hell is a business license?
In these years, do you have to go through the procedures to cook at home?
The Enlightenment Grandmaster, the old Taoist, and the few people who followed up were also taken aback.
You are paralyzed, in this dead and silent ghost village, can you be civilized, don't be so startled, almost scared to death.
Only the Qingxu Daoist looked at Luo Fan with an excited face.
It's coming, it's starting to be routine again!
sat at the table with a butt and put on an expression of watching a play, which made Wudao and the others dumbfounded.
Nima, one after another is not normal, are they already infected?
When the old Taoist priest saw it, he thought of the experience of the ancient tomb, and he also smiled and did it, lit a cigarette, and silently watched Luo Fan's performance.
As for the group of ghosts, except for the Huangquan ghosts, who had such expressions, the other ghosts were also very calm.
"Boss, it's illegal to operate without a license!" Luo Fan slapped the boss on the shoulder, and immediately slapped the boss into the mud floor.
Everyone: "......"
Big brother, aren't you here to eat, to verify, how did you plant people as a tree?
"You...... At...... Follow...... I...... Say...... Speech? ”
The boss turned around, revealing an extremely terrifying, miserable rotten, unable to see the faces of men and women, looking at Luo Fan hideously.
Syllable!
A slap made this face even worse, almost only a layer of rotten flesh and skulls remained.
"Speak well!"
Luo Fan looked disgusted, why do you think you are a robot, and you don't speak seriously.
“……”
I have an MMP, I don't know if I should say it or not!
The boss was about to have a heart attack, and he was depressed in his chest...... Oh, sorry, he doesn't have breasts.
Anyway, it's just a panic, and I almost can't lift it up in a breath.
Seeing what he was saying, Luo Fan swept towards his upper body...... Sure enough, what the hell, you don't have breasts, you are so pure and meatless!
"Check!"
Luo Fan continued to look at the boss coldly, seeing that he was a little panicked.
What's going on? Is this person mentally ill, why do you have to ask him to get a certificate, he has a ghost certificate!
"Big brother, I'm from the Qing Dynasty, I don't have a certificate!"
Forget it, a group of grandmasters on the other side, he has no chance of winning, so he can only accompany him to perform.
Luo Fan slapped the table and directly smashed the board into pieces.
"Operating without a license? Penalty! ”
Nima, do you really take yourself seriously? Also pay labor fines?
The boss smiled and untied the lid of the earthen stove, revealing human heads inside, with a strange light in his eyes, scanning everyone.
"Are you sure you want a fine?"
The voice was ghostly and bewitching, and even the red light in his eyes made several low-level masters show a confused look.
"Nonsense!"
Luo Fan let out a low snort, and everyone came to their senses.
But the ghost boss is not good, a pair of demagogic eyes suddenly exploded, and streams of rancid ghost blood flowed outward, which was particularly miserable.
"Ahh
It hurts him to death!
What's going on? How could his evil eye explode?
It's not going to explode!
His strongest thing, in addition to his cooking skills, is this pair of evil eyes!
No way!
"Ding, congratulations to the host, get a special ability, evil eye."
Luo Fan was stunned, he shattered the other party's evil eye, how could he still gain the ability?
The system you really have more and more functions, cool crooked!
"What eyes? Is this one? Luo Fan's eyes flashed, and a red light flashed from his eyes.
After the ghost boss gradually got used to seeing things with mental power from the darkness, he saw the light flashing in Luo Fan's eyes,
You are paralyzed!
Isn't that his evil eye? How did you get into the eyes of the other party?
"You're cheating! It's not fair! ”
Luo Fan almost died of laughter, a two-hundred-year-old ghost, said it was unfair in front of him, you are here to be funny.
Swish!
The light flickered, and Boss Gui felt that the whole person was not good.
What to do, why did he suddenly feel that the soil on the ground was so fragrant, so fragrant!
He's so hungry, he wants to eat......
Roar!
Roared twice, lay on the ground and began to eat dirt.
"I'm rubbing, do all imperial chefs like to eat soil?" The head of the Qingxu Dao was shocked.
"It's not, the imperial chef is tired of eating imperial food every day, and it's really fragrant to eat soil!" The old Taoist priest is not serious anymore.
It's a shame that his apprentice is not there, otherwise he would definitely be scared to death.
Is this still his family's old-fashioned?
Enlightenment's eyes flickered, looking at Luo Fan's back, and pondering.
Mama, what am I doing? How am I eating dirt?
No, I don't want to eat dirt...... Well, it's so fragrant...... No, I don't eat...... Fragrant, fragrant......
The ghost boss felt that his head was going to explode, as if there were two of him, who were fighting inside, his head was so dizzy, and his mouth was so bitter.
A few minutes later, the ghost boss's tattered body was filled with rancid dirt.
Belch!
He's so strong!
After the evil eye ability passed, the ghost boss immediately changed color and vomited wildly.
Nima, it's so uncomfortable!
"Full?"
Luo Fan smiled kindly, "When you're full, let's talk about the fine......"
Bang!
The ghost boss fainted.
Luo Fan kicked him over, kicked him awake, and said helplessly: "You are disgusting to me, how can I compensate?" ”
Hades, is it too late for me to sign up for reincarnation?
I don't want to be a ghost anymore, can I be reincarnated?
The ghost boss is going to cry angrily, why are you still unreasonable, you will be fined and compensated.
Are you a bandit entering the village?
"Hurry up." Another kick, kicked the ghost boss out of temper, his strongest talent was plundered, and he resisted a fart.
Ten minutes later, Luo Fan hung a bag of ghost pills, ghost weapons, yin weapons or something, and left with a full load.