Which is harder, the fangs of zombies or the fangs of demon monkeys?

This is difficult to compare in general, and it has to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis;

At least

Boss Zhou's fangs are still trustworthy.

"Quack!"

It's the sound of a skull being pierced,

It can be said that

The demon monkey under her, her life and death, was actually between Zhou Ze's thoughts, and at this time, Boss Zhou stopped.

A little further down,

Let your fangs really pierce in, let your corpse poison enter the other party's brain, and then even if you play any more "out of the body", it will be too late.

The reason for the stop,

It's not because of the kindness of a woman at this time, or because I can't bear it or anything.

At the beginning, he didn't spare his hand on the little monkey Boss Zhou, not to mention what they saw and heard in the room of the two demon monkeys, and their impression in Boss Zhou's heart was lower than that of the little monkey who stood at the door of the operating room.

Stop it

It's because Zhou Ze suddenly thought of it,

It seems that the monkey brain,

You shouldn't eat like this.

I was poor in my previous life, not to mention things like monkey brains and bear paws, but I didn't even eat some game.

But Boss Zhou seems to remember that he used to read a book that wrote about the real method of cooking monkey brains, which was very bloody, cruel, and inhumane.

In the past,

For example, when I saw someone eating monkey brains like this on the Internet, Boss Zhou didn't mind lashing out at it.

But when placed in front of oneself,

I still think that cherishing ingredients should not be wasted, and that nature's gifts to hardworking people should not be wasted.

Besides, the dolls in the house, although they were not serious beings, were used by them to light cigarettes and smoke one by one;

If they can do the first year of junior high school, then they will not have any psychological burden to do the fifteenth.

It's a cannibalistic society after all, isn't it?

"Click............"

It was the sound of fangs coming out of the skull, like a hacksaw rubbing against an iron door.

"Hoo ......"

Zhou Ze raised his head, and his teeth were pulled out.

And the banshee monkey under him began to leak again.

It's not that the quality of the factory is not up to standard, in fact, the strength of this demon monkey is really not weak, and the white fox who does not have five tails is estimated to be more than auspicious to her.

It's a pity that her life is not good,

She was very rigid, but she met a more rigid boss Zhou,

As a result, the less rigid one began to leak.

Zhou Ze stood up,

At the same time, he stretched out his hand and lifted the banshee monkey up,

The banshee monkey swayed in Zhou Ze's hands, empty and powerless.

The man sat on the ground, the incense in his hand was broken by him, he gritted his teeth, and on his face, some hairs also appeared, but they quickly faded again.

Clearly, he was struggling internally right now;

Sometimes, the most painful thing is not to be entangled, but to pretend to be tangled even though you know you can't beat it.

The social structure of the demon clan is very primitive and pure, which comes from the fact that these big demons have been cute little animals in the jungle for a long time before they grow up, and they have fewer fantasies and beauty than humans.

Zhou Ze walked forward with the banshee monkey,

Walked to the suitcase,

Stop it.

The trunk is slowly opened from the inside,

It seems that the person inside also sensed the things outside, and it seems that it has come to an end, and the result has already been out.

however

One foot stepped directly on the suitcase,

Forced,

It's really hard work.

"Boom!"

The suitcase was crushed, and even the contents turned into dust.

Boss Zhou was too lazy to say a word to that deformed existence, and he didn't even feel comfortable even taking a look at the other party.

Killed him because of what he did, and just made a woman commit suicide by jumping off a building.

Of course

It's just a high-sounding excuse,

The real reason is simple,

It's not good to see him.

Many people hate to be a watch and set up a memorial arch, but this behavior is really cool, and it has always been cool.

When Zhou Ze stepped on the box,

There was a touch of despair on the man's face,

Finished

Grandpa's tobacco leaves are gone.

He is different from Dandan, Dandan can only fight, and the other meaning of this sentence is that Dandan doesn't use his brain very well.

The man can use his brain, he has to move, from more than 100 years ago when he saw his grandfather on the mountain collecting medicine, he deliberately ran over to learn the appearance of the people under the mountain and saluted before he was accepted by his grandfather.

People, oh no, monkeys,

I have to keep looking for a way back for myself.

Boss Zhou carried the ingredients and walked towards the man, he was going to ask some questions, such as what kind of situation was here;

meantime

He also had to inform Xu Qinglang and ask him if he would be a monkey brain.

It's just that

Before Zhou Ze could speak,

The man immediately snorted, bent over, and said very respectfully:

"Please, I'll arrange someone to clean it up later, and it'll be fine."

Zhou Ze looked at him so respectfully, as if he was looking at the second respectful monkey brain, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The man smiled when he saw Zhou Ze,

My heart is also relaxed,

call

It seems that the big man is quite satisfied with himself;

It's not too bad, if grandpa can't go back, it's not too much of a loss to be able to take refuge in this big man's hands.

Even if grandpa finds it in the future, we also have a backer.

The man's transformation was very simple, there was no torture, no ideological education, and he had already voluntarily defected without even arresting him.

for he knows,

Grandpa didn't raise monkeys before,

Grandpa used to raise weasels,

Later, those weasels were burned by their grandfathers because they made mistakes;

Since then, my grandfather has only started raising monkeys.

Zhou Ze nodded, turned around, and walked back to the health care product store.

The female clerk was still lying on the ground unconscious, and it was difficult for her to wake up until the afternoon.

It's also interesting.,Working for a group of monsters can still be so loyal.,What's the picture?

Sit down on the couch,

The banshee monkey was thrown at Zhou Ze's feet,

It's like just coming back from buying vegetables at the vegetable market and sitting in front of the neighbor's house, casually putting the vegetable basket under your feet.

"You ............"

Zhou Ze just said one word,

The man immediately answered:

"I'll tell you whatever you want, and I'll tell you everything as it is;

What would you like to drink before this?

Tea or drink? ”

"Black tea."

"Okay, you'll be there."

The man went to make tea,

soon

A cup of black tea was delivered.

Zhou Ze picked up the teacup, took a sip, and immediately frowned:

"And the poison?"

"Huh?" The man was startled, and immediately defended: "Wronged, this is really just black tea, I didn't dare to ............"

Zhou Ze pointed to the female clerk lying on the ground, "Her poison, add some to me." ”

The ............man looked at Zhou Ze's eyes and confirmed that Zhou Ze was not joking, so he ran to the female clerk in embarrassment and politeness, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and poured some black liquid into Zhou Ze's teacup.

Zhou Ze picked up the teacup again,

Took a sip, um,

That's what it tastes like.

Satisfied.

Boss Zhou raised his hand slightly, and was about to signal that the other party could speak, when the mobile phone suddenly rang, it was Xu Qinglang's phone.

"Hey, Lao Xu."

"Old Zhou, where are you?"

"I'll share the address with you later, or I'll buy groceries and bring them back."

"Forget it, let's go over, there's something wrong with you, right?"

"Solved."

"By the way, what do you mean by asking me if I can do monkey brains?"

"Wouldn't you?"

"Yes, when the soul hook brain flower is done, the spicy or rattan pepper or the original flavor is only fishy."

"Isn't that too much of a waste of things? It's hard to get such a good ingredient next time. ”

Zhou Ze said while holding the phone, and smiled at the man standing respectfully in front of him.

The man immediately smiled back, flattered and shocked, he collected his spiritual sense, and didn't dare to eavesdrop on the content of Zhou Ze's phone, because he knew that this kind of big man, any small action you made in front of him could not be hidden;

At this point,

The man immediately said respectfully:

"Yes, good things can't be wasted, are you looking for a cook? You can look for me, I have been cooking for my grandfather for decades, and he is very picky about his tastes, but I can still serve him very satisfactorily. ”

Zhou Ze waved his hand at him, signaling that he would not work hard for you.

Stew yourself yourself, and the difficulty coefficient is also a little greater.

"I'll come over here."

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

hung up the phone,

Zhou Ze put his mobile phone on the coffee table,

Pointing to the man,

"Let's get started."

"Dandan and I are not brothers and sisters, not even a group of monkeys on the mountain, but our grandfather adopted us one after another, enlightened us, and taught us to practice at the same time.

Grandpa gave us the surname 'Hou', her name is Dandan, and my name is Liangliang.

This time, we just came to Tongcheng on the order of grandpa, and our brothers and sisters really didn't know that there were big people like you in Tongcheng, so we ........."

"Let's talk about your grandfather directly, who is your grandfather?"

The man suddenly lowered his voice,

Carefully Authentic:

"Actually, there is one thing Dandan doesn't know, grandpa, it's not actually a person."

"Could it be a ghost?"

"No, grandpa is also a monkey!"

"Oh?"

"Once grandpa found a good tobacco leaf, smoked drunk, lay under the big banyan tree a little too high, singing and dancing, I saw it, saw that at that time, grandpa's buttocks, there was actually a tail!"

"Oh, a litter of monkeys. Hehe, what kind of monkey is your grandfather? ”

Boss Zhou felt that he was really embarrassed to ask this question.

"That's the time, the time when Grandpa's monkey's tail is exposed.

I heard my grandfather cursing there, and it was terrible. ”

"Who are you scolding?"

"Scold a monkey."

"Heh, you monkeys can be used to make a TV series, there are so many scenes."

Monkeys come and go, monkeys come and go;

"Each has its own circle of sons, but in fact, it is generally the same, and I can feel that grandpa hates that monkey very much."

"What kind of monkey is that?"

Boss Zhou felt that when he slept tonight, he might have to count the monkeys to sleep;

While shaking his head helplessly, he picked up the teacup and drank the tea, well, with poison, it tasted really good.

"Grandpa scolded repeatedly, saying that Fujun is still Mount Tai or something, he really has no eyes, and he chose the stinky monkey who moved the mountain, but he didn't choose himself."

Hou Liangliang crossed his waist,

imitated his grandfather's posture at that time,

Shouts:

"What is there like about that mountain moving monkey other than being a coolie?

If it was me who was chosen in the first place, how could you have been deceived into such a fate? ”

"Poof!"

The tea in Boss Zhou's mouth squirted out directly.

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