Chapter 184: Millions
Qiu on the side was also taken aback and said, "Bai told you the way to open the treasure house?" You also went in and got those Heavenly Lingzhi? ”
I stubbornly said, "yes, yes, he didn't tell me the reason, he just asked me to go over and get it, but I was snatched by a woman who suddenly came out, hey." ”
Qiu Haha smiled, comforted me and said: "If you rob it, grab it, don't hide it, those things are fake, this is Bai's back hand, I guess he saw that someone wanted to fight this thing, so he let you go, hehe, sure enough, there are still people in the Yang world who are worried about it." ”
Damn, don't blame the underworld and the yang world for sending people to annihilate them three times without success, these guys are too cunning.
I asked Qiu, "So where is it?" If I go home empty-handed, I guess Bai won't be happy, and the tomb guards are no longer patient, so I guess the situation in other places should be similar. ”
Qiu thought for a while and said: "Now there is still a place for Tianlingzhi It is estimated that there is only the depths of these tombs, so let's teach you a spell that can specifically restrain these tomb guards, after you go back, first control and appease them, if there are disobedient ones, kill a few directly, deter them, and then I can only bother you to go down to the tomb in person to get the Tianlingzhi." ”
I, I talked for a long time, and finally I had to go to the tomb, it seems that God just looked at me unpleasantly, I turned around in such a big circle, and finally I had to go to the tomb, I really could hide from the first day of junior high school, but I couldn't hide from the fifteenth.
Wait, what did Naqiu say just now? Teach me a spell? My eyes lit up, I guess that the "soul" is such a powerful organization, and the spells it knows should be quite awesome, and my buddy is worried about the lack of strength.
I asked Qiu a little nervously, "Is it hard to learn?" I've only been in contact with the Tao for a short time, so I'm afraid I won't be able to learn it for a while. ”
After thinking about it for a while, Qiu gritted his teeth and said: "The stakes are very high, and now I don't have time to go back and ask for instructions, so I will directly consume my own essence and blood to help you learn, so that the time can be faster." ”
Damn, I'm so happy in my heart, there is still such a good thing, but I can't stop saying: "That's it, it's not good, will it consume you too much." ”
Qiu gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have time to think about my personal safety now, it's important." ”
After finishing speaking, he began to cast a few spells on my body, I damn it, is this a transmission or a seal on me? Could it be that this kid has any bad intentions, just thinking about it, with this kid's ability, there shouldn't be a need to do this, fortunately I believed him, closed my eyes, and said, "Come on." ”
Suddenly, Qiu's voice became hollow, and he said leisurely: "The forbidden fire, which was originally the fire of hell, was collected by the soul with a spell, and with a slight change, it can now be used by people, you have to remember that this fire can only hurt the soul, not people, remember, remember." ”
After saying that, I felt dizzy for a while, and then I fainted, and before I fainted, I saw a faint blood red.
……
"Boss, boss, wake up, wake up, we're here right away."
A rush of shouting came, I opened my eyes suddenly, it turned out to be the two ghosts, I turned over and sat up, I actually fell asleep on the seat of the carriage, I ignored them, looked around, did not see the autumn, and the moon on the side was gone, hurriedly touched the body, and let out a sigh.
Fortunately, the wooden sword was by my side, I took out a vial from my arms and opened it, and at the beginning of the month, I didn't know what the situation was, I actually ran in by myself, of course, he honestly ran to an empty bottle.
I hurriedly asked, "What about Autumn?" Where did he go? ”
The second dog and the third dog hurriedly said: "My lord, you are sleepy, didn't that autumn teach you spells, and then he said that you were asleep, and then told us that the brothers will serve you in the future, and he left, did you forget?" ”
Teach spells? I suddenly remembered that there was such a thing, could it be that I could not have learned?
I closed my eyes and began to remember, my fingers changed involuntarily, and suddenly, a cold flame rushed to my fingers, this is the forbidden fire? Just this little flame? I gestured with my fingers a few times, and I didn't see any power, but now I can smoke without a lighter.
The ghost next to me suddenly screamed, jumped out of the distance, I froze, what is the situation, what are they doing?
I asked, "What are you two doing?" It scared me to death. ”
Ergou trembled a little and said, "My lord, you take this flame first, otherwise my brothers will be roasted." ”
What? I looked at the small flame with some confusion, and then looked at the two goods in the distance, "You two are teasing me, such a flame is still so far away from you?" Hurry up, don't make a fuss, by the way, what did you just say? Where's it going? ”
Sangou said with a crying voice: "My lord, we are really not joking, you are about to put away the fire, I, we are really dying." ”
Damn, I saw that the situation was really wrong, and hurriedly recited a sentence silently, and suddenly felt that cold breath came back to me, I could clearly feel that this breath was swimming back and forth in my body, is this the so-called trickery?
It doesn't matter what he is, anyway, if he learns it, next time any ghost dares to come out and pretend to be with me, I will definitely kill him.
Suddenly I thought of a way to get rich, I rely on, this little flame has a great restraint on ghosts, then I will exorcise ghosts in the Yang world in the future, and I won't go sideways, haha, and Ye Luan, I won't need them to protect me in the future, his uncle's, the taste of being protected by a woman is too uncomfortable, this time my brother can finally raise his head and stand tall to exorcise ghosts and demons.
While thinking about the good things, I asked them both, are we almost drunk?
If you want to say that I'm really worried about it now, what kind of tomb guards, what kind of awesome tomb, just kidding, brother, this forbidden fire, specializes in overcoming demons and evils, and I won't go to my uncle when I go back for a while, I will directly take the two of them back to Yangshi first to find the Tianlingzhi in the tomb, and then save Ye Luan first, as for the beginning of the month and Pingping, I guess these two are really still in the Yangshi.
I asked Qiu when I was chatting just now, and he told me very seriously that in recent years, I was the only one who came, which means that they didn't come to the underworld at the beginning of the month.
I stood up and said to the ghosts: "In a while, you will send these wandering ghosts and wild ghosts first, and then follow me to Yangshi, and then I will take you to Lord Wu Ming when you come back." ”
Ah, as soon as I heard that I was going to take them to the Yang World, these two goods suddenly became excited, yes, who wants to stay in such a dark and terrifying place all day long, even if they can not grow old or die, but this lonely taste, who can know.
After a while, the old-fashioned train stopped, and I waved my hand to keep them busy first, and then left, and let them go to deal with the wandering ghosts, and I closed my eyes and recuperated, for for so many days, there was no good rest, and there was time to rest for a while.
As soon as I was a little sleepy, I heard someone next to me talking, "My lord, wake up, when are we leaving?" ”
I opened my eyes a little impatiently and asked, "It's only been a lot of time, what are you two anxious about?" ”
The two ghosts glanced at each other and said, "My lord, it's been a day, and we didn't dare to wake you up when we saw that you were sleeping soundly, but ......"
Before they could finish, I sat up suddenly, "What did you two say?" Did I sleep all day? ”
My first reaction was that these two were teasing me, I was obviously a little sleepy just now, at most ten minutes, but looking at the serious expressions of these two people, I still held back my words, shook my head and said: "Maybe I've been too tired lately, let's go, and come back to find Wu Ming as soon as possible after dealing with things." ”
I took these two goods to a bus stop on the outskirts of the city, I saw from the prefectural guide, there is a bus stop here, every once in a while there will be buses between the yang world and the underworld, I was still worried about how to go back, now it is much easier.
Sangou opened his mouth and asked, "Oh, my lord, are we taking the bus?" Is it so advanced? ”
I looked at the two of them without knowledge, and said in a somewhat smug tone: "That's not it, we are people with status, we must have a car to pick up and send us, and I will let the two of you see and understand later." ”
The two of them nodded, curiously waiting for the car to come with me.
After a while, Ergou couldn't help asking: "My lord, I heard that there seems to be a bull head and a horse face in this car, you see that my brothers don't need to change their clothes or anything, just swaggering to go to Yangshi casually in the clothes of an official, will something happen?" ”
I squinted at it and said, "It's okay, you two can just follow me boldly, I'm familiar with them, it's okay." ”
When the second and third dogs heard me say this, they immediately gasped and whispered, "My lord, it turns out that you also know Niu Tou Ma Mian." ”
I said in my heart, I know a fart, you two don't look at your clothes, before you can vaguely see that it is the clothes of the official, after being eaten by a meal of ice slag before the beginning of the month, now it is almost the same as a broken sack on the body, so that if the cow head and horse face can still be recognized, Lao Tzu will recognize it.
Besides, what can I do if I recognize it, as soon as I show the name of my uncle Wu Ming, it is estimated that those two ghosts will have to make way for me, and besides, my buddy now has a forbidden fire, which provokes me, so that the cow head and horse noodles can't eat and walk around.
After a while, a few more ghosts floated over and stood under the street sign, and when they saw me, several ghosts whispered for a while, and a female ghost floated over and greeted me very kindly: "My lord, are you going to take the ghost to make a vow?" ”
Oh, I'll go, these ghosts are not ordinary, I can see at a glance that I'm a living person, okay, I admit that I'm exposed, including the second dog and the third dog, everyone is floating at some height from the ground, only I'm standing on the ground, and I forgot to collect the yang energy just now.
I could only smile at the female ghost and say, "Yes, go to the Yang World to make a vow, I don't know why you guys are going?" ”
As soon as I heard me say this, the ghost behind suddenly stirred, and the female ghost blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "We also went to repay our wishes, but we were not as lucky as the two of them, but we worked for the underworld for several years before we got a chance to repay our vows in the Yang world." ”
Oh, I'll go, I was taken aback, this is okay, I actually let the ghosts work for them, the price is to be able to go back to the yang world, I damn, do you still have such a play? If I can find a few ghosts who want to go back next time to help them repay their wishes, then I can make a lot of money for nothing, and it is estimated that the underworld will not look down on me for such a small amount of money, which is much faster than catching ghosts and exorcizing evil spirits.
Thinking of this, I laughed twice at the female ghost, poked my hand and said: "My surname is Tang, just call me Master Tang, if you want to go to Yangshi in the future, you don't have to work for the underworld, you can just find me if you have a wish." ”
After that, I left my mobile phone number to them, and told them that they could help me promote it for free after I went back, and these ghosts under the stop sign, which one is not a ghost, and quickly thanked them, and patted his chest to promise that he would definitely help me promote it after I went back.
After chatting for a while, the dazzling lights flickered, and I saw a car driving over from a long distance, good fellow, it's still a long-distance passenger.
After the car stopped, I slowly opened the front and rear doors, and a large circle of ghosts floated down the car neatly, I looked around, and I didn't see any bull heads and horses, and let out a sigh of relief, maybe these two ghosts are resting today, which is very good, saving a lot of trouble.
As soon as I raised my feet and wanted to get on the bus, I heard a loud voice shouting: "Yangshi Expressway, the fare is one million, hurry up if you want to get on the bus." ”
I was shocked: "It's so expensive to take a car?" ”
The female ghost who was talking to me next to me covered her mouth and laughed, laughing and saying, I see that it should be the first time to bring a ghost to repay a wish, this driver is talking about dark coins, not real money.
I let out a sigh of relief, I'm dripping my mother, I'm scared to death, if it's real money, then I don't have anything to make money, I can't even afford to die.
I flashed slightly, letting the ghosts behind me get into the car first, and I whispered to the two dogs and the three dogs, "Are you two rich?" I came in a hurry this time, and I forgot to bring the money, you two will give me a cushion first, and when I go back, I will make up ten times for you? ”
Just kidding, a hundred dollars can buy billions, not to mention ten times, twenty times more buddy can afford it.
Ergou looked at Sangou, and then these two goods showed me an expression that was more ugly than crying, and said: "My lord, how can we have any money, there is a lot of money from Xudu, but my buddies have spent money on things and gadgets, and now we don't have a penny." ”
Damn, I was suddenly unhappy, these two goods have been working in the underworld for so many years, how can they not even take out tens of millions, I said with some unhappiness: "I said why are you two so stingy, how much do you two pay a month?" After so many years, not even tens of millions? ”
Ergou said helplessly: "My lord, the two of us are the lowest ghosts, and we are only more than a thousand a month, you say, how can we have a million." ”
Damn, I don't get dizzy for a while, these two guys are too miserable, more than 1,000 coins a month, and the drunkenness is too picky.
I said helplessly: "Okay, follow me into the car later, and don't talk to you two if you ask anything." After finishing speaking, I looked up and stepped into the car, and I was about to speak, but the driver of the car spoke first, "Oh, sir, is this going to send a ghost to the yang world to make a wish?" ”