Chapter 159: Chewing Gum
On the other side, compared to the good wine and tea of the Song Yi people, he still thinks about Li Changsheng, and it would be good if Li Changsheng could keep his innocence.
Anyway, Cheng Yuxi is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, he found Li Changsheng's room, pulled Li Changsheng's clothes and pulled him into the room.
"My day, what do you say I have? Do you have to pester me?" Li Changsheng was a little helpless, he seemed to have nothing but handsome, "Besides, I am guilty now, and I am not worthy of you Miss Cheng Yuxi Cheng!"
"Then you will wear women's clothes now, and I will leave after women's clothes, how about it?" Cheng Yuxi heard Li Changsheng's words and turned his head to look at him directly.
"Well, I'm being imprisoned here now, aren't you afraid that you will be arrested by others as a member of the party when you come to me?"
Li Changsheng frightened.
"Don't worry, little friend. My identity is special, not to mention that I came here, even if I live here from now on, no one dares to suspect that I am in the same party as you. Cheng Yuxi winked at Li Changsheng.
"Hey, why don't you sleep here, and I'll sleep in another room?"
Li Changsheng was really afraid of her.
Can't you hide if you can't mess with yourself?
It's good to make do with Blade by yourself.
Hearing that Li Changsheng wanted to escape, Cheng Yuxi smiled at her, and then said:
"Otherwise, Li Changsheng. Let me ask you a question, if you answer correctly, then I will change the room by myself, if you answer incorrectly, then the right to enter and exit your room will be handed over to me, okay?"
"Good!"
Li Changsheng was extremely confident, in the field of knowledge, he had not been afraid of anyone! Therefore, he didn't think about what would happen to Cheng Yuxi at all. I just agreed.
Cheng Yuxi lay on the bed, stretched his body without hesitation, and then said in a serious tone:
"Then you listen, what is hard at first after being put into my body somewhere, and when I take it out, it is soft and sticky on it?"
After this goblin finished speaking, she made her two cat ears move, and at the same time grinded her thighs, looking at Li Changsheng with a coquettish smile, as if she was deliberately teasing Li Changsheng.
Yikes!
Such an obvious hint answer?
Li Changsheng guessed the answer at the first time.
But
This can't be said!
Seeing Li Changsheng's embarrassed look, Cheng Yuxi smiled, she actually stumped this national college entrance examination champion, and this sense of superiority made her almost scream.
"Dirty ~ The little train is moving!"
Cheng Yuxi proudly teased Li Changsheng with his little finger.
"Say, aren't you Li Changsheng very good?"
"National college entrance examination champion?"
"Master hackers?"
When Li Changsheng saw this proud little goblin, he gritted his teeth in anger, but he couldn't help her:
"Are you trying to tempt me? believe it or not........."
Cheng Yuxi found it so fun to tease Li Changsheng more and more, no wonder Li Changsheng always bullied himself like this before.
"Well, some people seem to have guessed the wrong answer. People are tempting you, and this is my answer!"
After speaking, she took out a box of chewing gum from the pocket of her pleated skirt, took out a slice and handed it to Li Changsheng.
Chickens!
The answer is actually this one?
Li Changsheng was dumbfounded, he found that he was being tricked by Cheng Yuxi, and he was so angry that he hurriedly turned Cheng Yuxi's whole person over and made her face the bed.
"Smack~"
Li Changsheng slapped Cheng Yuxi directly on Cheng Yuxi, who didn't have time to react.
But the next moment, the frightened and ashamed Cheng Yuxi stood up directly from the bed, her embarrassed and angry appearance was like the appearance of a cute kitten.
"You... You guessed the wrong answer yourself, and you still dare to hit me?"
Li Changsheng said righteously:
"Who told you not to study well, you are a girl, is it embarrassing to ask such a question?"
Cheng Yuxi touched the pleated skirt that he was beaten and painful, and glanced at Li Changsheng with disgust.
"People learned this from you, and if you want to blame it, you are also to blame, who told you to take me badly?"
Li Changsheng's eyes widened:
"Don't talk nonsense, beware of me suing you for slander. I am such a good young man in society, I talk about national righteousness, loyalty to the country, and contribute my strength to the society and the motherland. ”
Cheng Yuxi angrily took out his mobile phone, opened his mailbox, clicked on the email that Li Changsheng teased himself, and asked:
"What is this? What is this? Do you want to be cheeky? Talking nonsense with your eyes open. ”
Li Changsheng touched his nose in embarrassment.
"Okay, I'm not going to play with you. ”
Cheng Yuxi rolled his eyes, "Hmph, you wait." Anyway, after I choose your clothes and wigs, you'll have to go shopping for women's clothes, and you've sworn a poisonous oath. ”
What embarrassed Li Changsheng the most was that the corpse kun system in his body, which had not spoken for 10,000 years, suddenly opened his mouth at this time:
"Host, our corpse Kun system also includes your male-to-female, female-to-male services, if you really want to become a girl, you only need to modify the [Gender: Male] of your data card to [Gender: Female]. ”
This time he stepped on Li Changsheng's cat tail, and he hurriedly said to the corpse kun system in a hurry: "Get out, you are a dead system, you haven't spoken for 10,000 years, but at this time you speak, and tell me that I can become a girl." Is it any use for me to be a girl?"
Corpse Kun System: "I don't know about this, you can try it yourself." ”
"Try a chicken,!"
"Don't bother me. ”
Li Changsheng was unhappy, this one broke the system.
Cheng Yuxi saw that Li Changsheng hadn't spoken for so long, and knew that this guy was a faceless and skinless guy, and it was commonplace to pay his debts, so he hurriedly said:
"Anyway, your current right to enter and exit the house is already in my hands, give me your key. ”
Sure enough, Li Changsheng immediately changed the topic, looked at Cheng Yuxi with an expression as if nothing had happened, and said:
"That's right, Yuxi. What is the situation out there now? I don't have a mobile phone or a computer here, have you said when the court will try me?"
Cheng Yuxi looked at Li Changsheng helplessly, and his red lips lightly opened:
"Well, the time has been set, and you will be present at the first trial in four days. ”
"And the gossip I got from me is that Emperor Batian found someone to give you perjury, and also spent money to hire the first lawyer in the south to fight this lawsuit. ”
"As for the Internet, your rhythm has also been skewed, and everyone at the moment wants you to get a life sentence. ”
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