Who am I.

Where am I.

What happened?

Yun Qiao looked confused.

Only 19 points in the essay?

She wrote such a delicious essay that she only gave 19 points!

Isn't it just sweet and sour, spicy and salty, isn't it full of flavors?

What article could be more varied than a recipe!

The baby is aggrieved.

The baby's heart is bitter.

Wen Qing scratched his ears and cheeks, my emperor was so embarrassed that the leaves drooped down, how can this be coaxed?

Old Tan Zhen Nyima is not a man, my emperor is such a delicate and cute girl who explodes, he can't bear to be hurt, is there still a gender in his eyes? Real shemales are also!

Lao Jiang opened another bottle of peach soda and poked Turtle Qiao, "Auntie doesn't cry, I dried this bottle of peach water, and I will accompany you to get drunk tonight." ”

"Ginger Dog Ratio!"

"Shameless!"

"Who wants you to sleep with, phew?"

……

"And you, old ginger!"

"Math 142 are you proud? The three-dimensional geometric AD line becomes AB when it is written, I think that your brain cells have folds, and your eyeballs also follow the curve. ”

"What about the language, you and Yun Qiao are the first in the two grades, one 88 gives Lao Yao Jingjiu wine, and one 120 gives him first aid, I saw with my own eyes that Lao Yao's blood can burn three pots of Mao Xuewang!"

“……”

"Mao Xuewang, is it delicious?" Yun Qiao licked the corners of his lips.

Lao Tan's eyes instantly became gloomy, "Lao Yao's meat roasted braised pork is more delicious, do you want to eat it?" ”

“…… It's too fat. ”

Jiang Jinan was a little unsure, "I prefer chewy ones, such as Lao Tan's brachial triceps." ”

Old Tan was so angry that his hands trembled.

Pointing at the old ginger and gritting his teeth, "Covet my upper arm muscles?" Come on, wrestle your wrists, lose the bunny girl! ”

“…… Isn't it okay to run laps? ”

"Are you afraid of running laps?"

“……”

Yun Qiao's eyes lit up, "Jiang Jiangshang, kill Lao Tan, I want to see the muscle version of the bunny girl!" ”

"Concubine...... I can't do it. ”

Old ginger, cowardly.

Lao Tan suddenly became angry again, and deliberately bent his arm to show off his King Kong-like muscle strength.

"You guys, you just don't clean up."

"How beautiful my questions are!"

"That cloud, how beautiful, do you have any ability to appreciate it?"

"And Venus, I didn't forget to give you an appreciation of the beauty when I came up with a question, how did you repay me?"

"It's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, I'll give you a taste of the debut zongzi question, and ask you to calculate the probability of taking zongzi, Ye Xiaohai, how did you answer me? Ah, the probability of getting the meat dumplings is 100 percent, because you will smell, do you have a dog's nose? ”

"What is the probability that at least 2 students will be born in the same month if there are 9 students in the same month by default, and then 9 students will be drawn? Yan Gou, how do you answer? I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day! I'll you, you're still a dog, and the only one who is willing to live and die with you is Ugly Bi! ”

Lao Tan scratched his head.

"Look, Lao Tzu's wife has not yet married, and she has been bald by you, your master doesn't want me anymore, are you responsible?"

"I'm in charge! Old Tan, I'll marry you! Feel more secure. ”

"Ye Xiaohai, believe it or not, I'll pump you."

"Old Tan, you are domestic violence, how can you abuse violence as a teacher!"

“……”

Lao Tan sprayed until the end of class in one breath.

Under the suppression by force, no one dared to refute it in the end.

Lao Tan finished spraying and left refreshed.

The class also exploded.

"Emperor Qiao, what kind of recipe did you write? This operation is really 6! ”

"Emperor Qiao, you really love Lao Jiang, for fear of kicking him too far, writing recipes for the Chinese exam. In Lao Yao's heart, there is nowhere to complain about suffering. ”

"Go, go, Emperor Qiao is deliberately attracting Lao Tan's firepower and help us, otherwise do you think Lao Tan can give up so easily today? King Kong's Fury, Thunderball! ”

"Emperor Qiao, is your favorite pesticide to play with meat, which is specialized in firepower?"

Yun Qiao's face was indifferent.

Meat you fairy board!

[Yan Muyue: male, nicknamed Yan Gou, classmate, provided by the little fairy of Muyan on the 118th floor of the character building]