Chapter 5: SpongeBob SquarePants?
Lin Fatzi didn't know how he fell asleep yesterday, he only remembered that he had cooked some instant noodles yesterday and slept on the sofa in the living room after eating, and he wanted to enjoy the big meal before the end of the world again, but when he thought of the materials he still had to buy, he dispelled this idea. Even if he only drinks water, he is estimated to be starving to death in a month, but his sister is still studying in college, so he can't stock up on enough food.
Lin Fatzi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, this was the first time he had slept so sweetly in his memory in the past few years, in his previous life memory, he was always worried at night and never slept well, not to mention how he survived the long winter night without any heating facilities in winter. He didn't want to go back to such a deplorable post-apocalyptic life, at least for the sake of his sister, he also tried to make the situation of the two of them as comfortable as possible.
Lin Fatzi checked the countdown time of the apocalyptic outbreak in his mind, there were still more than forty hours, and he had to complete the procurement of the remaining materials today, and at the same time complete the defense measures around the shelter, so he cheered up and dragged his lazy body out of the door.
This B&B called Peach Blossom Island is really as its name suggests, the entire B&B is surrounded by peach trees, although it is now past the season of peach blossoms, but these peach trees are good emergency supplies in the eyes of Lin Fatzi, peach trees are rich in oil, and all the peach trees around this are cut down is a very good heating fuel. The land reclaimed by cutting down the peach trees can also be used to grow vegetables and fruits, although he is a complete layman in planting, but his sister is a high-achieving student of the Agricultural College who is like a fake, and these small things are naturally handled by her.
The B&B is surrounded by water, and there is only a path of about 100 meters leading here, and the part of the road close to the B&B is separated by an iron fence gate in the courtyard, and he only needs to find something to block the door, in his impression, he has never heard of which zombies can climb the wall and swim in the early days of the apocalypse, and those terrible mutants also appeared after a year or two, and they should be absolutely safe on this island during this time.
After Lin Fatzi inspected this small island, he found that there were not many places he needed to transform, so he walked to the main road and called a taxi, and drove to the 4S store near the B&B.
Lin Fatzi knows that he has to buy all the remaining supplies back today, it is very convenient to have a car, and he will pick up his sister back early tomorrow, it is better to have a car. After experiencing the baptism of the last days, Lin Fatzi knows the importance of traffic safety, and many times the car breaks down on the road, which means death.
So he didn't hesitate to let the driver take him to the best BZ luxury car 4S shop, and as soon as he got out of the car, he was blinded by the magnificence of the BZ car 4S shop. Not to mention how modern the decoration of the 4S store is, even the good cars for rent and sale outside its door are the dreams of many men. If it were in normal times, Lin Fatzi would not dare to think about this, but now that the end of the world is approaching, rent a safe BZ off-road vehicle, and who will come to recover it after the end of the world breaks out.
Lin Fatzi walked to the BZ rental service area while playing his own wishful thinking in his heart, every car was full of luxury, but he knew very well that what he was looking for was the proudest model of BZ in the past century: BZ Big G. Lin Fatzi quickly stopped in front of a black big G, this is the car he was looking for, just looking at this car Lin Fatzi can drool, not to mention his wishful thinking about taking him for himself. However, what made him quite strange was that although he had been looking left and right in front of this car for a long time, and there were many idle staff members at the surrounding workstations, no one came up to ask him.
"I'm c, these people don't treat me as a green onion too much!" Lin Fat Man secretly scolded in his heart, he had long heard that the service staff of the BZ car had always been snobbish, but he didn't expect that he was so handsome and handsome and handsome for a long time and no one took care of him, and the fat man inevitably felt a little angry.
"Since no one pays attention to Lao Tzu, then Lao Tzu will simply drive it away." Lin Fatzi thought about trying to pull the car door, but as soon as he pulled the handle, the alarm on the car began to sound loudly. Lin Fatzi instantly became the focus of all the staff and customers of the entire 4S store.
Lin Fatzi didn't take it seriously at all, he was originally going to rent a car, who told no one here to take care of him, just when he was standing by the car and felt that everything didn't matter, suddenly a nice but very stern female voice came from behind him: "What are you going to do?" This car is not something that can be moved casually, and if it breaks, you can ......."
Lin Fatzi felt as if he had heard this female voice somewhere, so he turned his head to look at the source of the voice. At this time, the female voice was also stunned there halfway through her words because of Lin Fatzi's action.
"It's you! You stinky rascal! The woman saw the man's face clearly, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses that were thicker than the bottom of a wine bottle on his fat white face, and a pair of small eyes, which were already small, were looking at her chest at this time. Isn't this the perverted fat man who bought a truckload of sanitary napkins in the supermarket yesterday!
Lin Fatzi looked directly at this woman's chest and muttered, "So it's you?" 36Dīŧ As soon as he said this, he saw that the woman's face flushed, and she stretched out her hand and slapped herself in the face.
"Smack!" This palm was crisp and loud, and it seemed that all the people in the 4S store could hear it, and everyone was stunned by the scene in front of them.
"You, how can you hit someone casually?" Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lin Fat Man suddenly pretended to be aggrieved and rubbed his fat cheeks, took off his eyes and pretended to wipe his sleeve on his eyes twice.
"yes, how can you hit someone casually?" "Look at it, the clerk of the BZ car 4S store outside is beating customers." "It's okay, it's okay, I've recorded it, and now there's a good show to watch." The people around immediately gathered around, and some customers with good intentions took out their mobile phones and prepared to record videos and post them on Weibo.
The woman suddenly felt that she seemed to be a little impulsive just now, looking at the people around her, she suddenly felt a little helpless, she looked at the fat man on the side, at this time he pretended to be more and more pitiful and looked at himself, who knows what this dead fat man wants to do.
Seeing that the people around him were gathering more and more, Lin Fatzi was happy: "Who told you to ignore me just now, is it okay?" I'll see how you end. â
The people around were talking and talking, and suddenly a middle-aged man in neat clothes walked through the crowd while talking: "Everyone let go, I'm the person in charge here, and it's all troublesome." As soon as everyone heard that the person in charge here was coming, or out of excitement, or wanting to see how this matter would be solved in the end, they made way for him.
"What's going on?" When the man approached, he saw a man and a woman in front of him and asked the woman on the side.
"I ......" The woman really didn't know how to explain the current situation to the man, and she thought that the dead fat man looked at her just now with hatred and anger.
But the fat man Lin on the side opened his mouth first.
"I wanted to rent this car, but no one paid attention to me, and I thought that since no one paid attention to me, I would take a look for myself, but it turned out that this staff member of yours rushed over and slapped me." Lin Fatzi pretended to wipe his eyes and said.
"I ...... I didn't! How can you spew blood! "The woman didn't know how to justify.
"I saw her slap this man, and I have a video to testify." "Yes, I saw the ...... too," the customers around him said.
When the middle-aged man in charge heard the people around him say this, he suddenly felt that his head was big. BZ car has just made a fuss because of customer rights protection before, and this time there is such a thing, if you don't handle it well, I'm afraid your position will be difficult to protect.
"Zhang Xiaoya, why are you so impulsive? I believe this must be a misunderstanding, don't watch, I'm the person in charge here, and we will definitely give justice to this gentleman after we investigate clearly. He reprimanded the woman and addressed the crowd around him.
Lin Fatzi saw that the people around him were gathering more and more, if this matter was too big and the police were called, he would have to cooperate with the police to go to the public security bureau to record a confession, how could he waste such time here. So he put on his glasses and said in a pitiful tone: "Xiaoya, I know that I made you angry yesterday, it's all my fault, and today you are also relieved, forgive me, okay?" â
"When did I get angry with you, how do you talk nonsense, you ......" The woman was so anxious that she was about to cry, but at this time, she was incoherent by Lin Fatzi's sudden words.
"Don't be angry with me, you see I don't want you to be embarrassed, let's talk in private, right? Forgive me, okay? Lin Fatzi deliberately gave the woman a step, and the middle-aged man in charge of this kind of old fritter naturally understands the meaning of Lin Fatzi, and if there is a step, it is natural to grasp it.
"Okay, okay, everyone is gone, they know each other, there must be some misunderstanding yesterday, everyone is scattered, let them solve it privately." When the crowd heard the fat man and the person in charge say this, they felt that there was nothing to see, so they slowly dispersed, and there were a few good people whispering: "How could this woman look at such a thing, it's really amazing." â
Seeing that the crowd had dispersed, the middle-aged man hurriedly asked Zhang Xiaoya and Lin Fatzi about the previous situation, but his tone was full of politeness to Fatman Lin.
"She didn't know me, it was just a little misunderstanding, I was just angry that I wanted to rent a car and no one took care of me." Lin Fatzi said.
"Xiaoya, how can you do this? When other customers come to rent a car, you don't actively greet them, and you even beat people? If it weren't for Mr. Wei's reasonableness, how would this matter end today? The middle-aged man reprimanded the woman named Zhang Xiaoya while apologizing to Lin Fatzi.
"Don't worry, in order to compensate you, I will rent this car to you for free for a week, do you see if you can?" The middle-aged male supervisor said with some flattery. When Lin Fatzi heard him say this, he was naturally willing to accept it, and he could naturally buy more food if he saved a sum of money, and when the end of the world came, the car would also belong to him, how could he disagree with the car he picked up in vain.
Seeing that Lin Fatzi acquiesced, the male supervisor hurriedly instructed Zhang Xiaoya to be better and help Lin Fatzi complete the leasing procedures, and left.
"So your name is Xiaoya, a good name." Lin Fatzi said to the woman who had just wiped away her tears on the side, and peeked at her towering breasts, "Hey, it's better to call it 36D." Lin Fatzi thought and shook his head regretfully.
"I'm sorry, sir, I was impulsive just now, and I didn't know your last name." Zhang Xiaoya didn't care about the eyes of the fat man who looked at her chest, although she wanted to kill this fat man on the spot and run it thousands of times, but after all, she had done something wrong before, and others gave her steps, so she had to deal with the current matter.
"My name is Lin Kai." The fat man withdrew his gaze, he knew that he had more important things to do now: "Can I try this car first?" â
Zhang Xiaoya cooperatively took out the car keys from her pocket, she had already brought them with her when she came over to turn off the alarm, opened the car door, and Lin Fat lifted his fat ass and got into the cab with difficulty.
"I'm c, this luxury car is different, the touch of the leather seats, the view, the space." Lin Fatzi immediately immersed himself in the satisfaction brought by this luxury car, thinking that this car would soon belong to him, he couldn't wait to drive this car for two laps now. However, as soon as he had this thought, he noticed that this car seemed to be a little different from the car he was familiar with.
"I said, 'Where's the block for this car?' Lin Fatzi asked embarrassedly.
"Mr. Lin, this is a pocket car, the car is ...... here" said Zhang Xiaoya leaned over from the open cab door, and reached out to point to the car block on the right side of the steering wheel, but the car was too tall and too big, she had to put one foot off the ground to barely reach it, who knew that suddenly an instability, she actually fell on the fat man.
Lin Fat Man felt the touch from the woman's body, and at this time, her 36D breasts were just pressed against her sensitive parts, this feeling Lin Fat Man didn't dare to dream of!
After Zhang Xiaoya fell, she instinctively wanted to hold on to something, but she accidentally hung her hand into the forward gear, Lin Fatzi was fascinated by the sudden happy touch, and he didn't notice that under her heavy pressure, his right foot actually stepped on the accelerator by magic.
"Boom!" The car slammed out like a beast, and Lin Fatzi's body immediately tensed, wanting to move his foot away to step on the brakes, but who knew that with the start of the car, Zhang Xiaoya subconsciously used one foot to get into the car! At this time, she sat between the legs of the fat man, and the fat man's right leg couldn't move off the accelerator no matter what! Lin Fatzi didn't care about Zhang Xiaoya's fairy position and fantastic sitting posture at this time, grabbed the steering wheel with his left hand to control the direction, wrapped his right hand around the woman's waist and threw the woman down on the co-pilot with a force, and then moved his right foot to wipe the brakes.
The car finally stopped less than 30 cm away from the other cars next to him, Lin Fat breathed a sigh of relief, hung the gear back to the parking gear, turned his head to look at the woman on the side, who knew that he couldn't take his eyes off when he saw it, it seemed to be too strong just now, Zhang Xiaoya's plump buttocks were facing him at this time, the whole lying in the co-pilot couldn't move, two pairs of slender legs were on his legs, and the stockings were obviously torn when he jumped into the car, revealing beautiful white skin, And the professional skirt on her hips didn't know if it was too strong at this time, but it faded to the waist, revealing the privacy under the skirt.
"I'm c?! Panties turned out to be SpongeBob SquarePants? â......