Chapter 9 Little Ghost Zhang Wa 2
Li Yuheng sat up slowly and said with a smile: "If you can help me get a set of men's clothes, I will play with you!" ”
"Really?" Zhang Wa stared at him with bright eyes, thinking, this sister is so funny.
"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!"
Zhang Wa held her chin and smiled: "Brother, do you want me to get you some more food?" ”
"Zhang Wa, I'm a human now, I can't wear the clothes that others have burned you, and I can't eat snakes, insects and reptiles!" Li Yuheng said with a cold face.
"You know I'm a ghost?" Zhang Wa's eyes widened and she looked at Li Yuheng incredulously. "Then why aren't you afraid?"
"Afraid? Just like you? Li Yuheng looked at Zhang Wa and laughed, "Black and white impermanence has been beaten by me, and the evil ghosts in the eighteenth layer of hell have to be respectful when they see me, just your small body, what do you say I am afraid of you?" ”
Zhang Wa slapped her chest with her hand, she couldn't be happy, and her two round eyes stared at Li Yuheng, as if she had found an interesting toy. "Brother, you're really good at blowing, but it's quite enjoyable to listen to, you can tell me about it again!"
"Want to hear it?" Li Yuheng raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Uh-huh!" Zhang Wa nodded vigorously, "Brother, you must be a mage!" ”
Li Yuheng sat cross-legged, "If you want to hear it, hurry up and get me some clothes!" After speaking, he closed his eyes and began to practice the Maoshan Tuna Method.
Zhang Wa watched Li Yuheng ignore him anymore, turned into a puff of smoke, and left his dream.
As soon as the little ghost left, Li Yuheng opened his eyes, this little ghost was quite bold, and he even dared to trespass into the dream of the underworld judge.
The air around him plummeted, and Li Yuheng shuddered, even if he didn't have mana now, he knew that the lonely souls and wild ghosts in the vicinity must have gathered towards him. If you want to clean them up, you can only take them to your dream, yawn, pretend that you don't know anything, and fall asleep.
"Don't push! What if you squeeze this girl? ”
"That's it, that's it!"
"I see that my daughter is also a hard-working person, why don't we build a nest for her next to her?"
"No, if this girl wakes up and sees the tent, she won't be scared to death!"
"If she had been timid, she wouldn't have gotten into the grave!"
The ghosts were talking in Li Yuheng's ear, the corners of Li Yuheng's mouth were slightly upturned, he put his mind at ease and slept peacefully.
When Zhang Wa came back happily with a burden, she saw that there was a simple tent next to her grave, and thought it was set up by Li Yuheng, and she was about to get into it with the burden, but she was stopped by a dog peeking at the side.
"Zhang Wa! Come here! A little imp about his age stuck his head out from behind the tombstone and beckoned to him.
"Why?" Zhang Wa was very surprised, usually these little ghosts would never play with him, let alone take the initiative to greet him.
"Did you sneak to Dawangzhuang again?" The little ghost looked at the burden in Zhang Wa's hand and smiled, "The thing in your hand is for that sister, right?" ”
"The little nose is very smart! You can smell the popularity! Zhang Wa hugged the burden tightly in her arms and said with a wicked smile, "Dog, do you want to hear the story?" ”
The dog shook his head tiredly, "I'm tired of listening to the stories told by Grandpa Wang next door." It's all the same, I don't want to hear it. ”
"How boring is the story told by the old man, have you ever heard the story of black and white impermanence being beaten?"
The dog shook his head, let alone beating, it was something he didn't even dare to think about.
Zhang Wa said proudly: "Then have you ever heard of someone going into the eighteenth layer of hell to catch evil ghosts?" ”
The dog shook his head disapprenously, he thought that Zhang Wa had sneaked down the mountain this time, was caught by the human mage, and broke his head, and he was talking nonsense.
"If you don't believe it, even if I listen to the story, why should you go!" Zhang Wa glanced at the dog with disdain, and went into the tent with her baggage.