Chapter 181: You shouldn't provoke the little witch
Sleeping there and pretending to be dead, this woman didn't plan to let herself go, she was the most unlucky goblin in the world.
Brother Ying lay there quietly, thinking that there were rattan whippings, ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, ten thousand ants devouring the heart, and so on, he even had the heart to die.
It is said that the most poisonous woman's heart, now that I think about it, it makes a lot of sense.
"Sleeping here motionless is more like a candlestick." Blue Rose was satisfied, and as if playing a trick, she took out two red candles, inserted them in Brother Eagle's nose and eye, and then lit a fire.
Brother Ying sneered: "My mother, play the real thing, I am a plant change, if it weren't for this body, wouldn't I be burned alive by you?"
No, I must escape from your clutches, or I will die, or I will be killed by your endless tossing. As long as I escaped from this back mountain, I was free.
If you dare to go wild in front of my eldest brother, I will send you to the secret room of the Hundred Flowers Palace to enjoy happiness when the time comes. I didn't send you away this time because of my selfishness, otherwise I would never have left you here.
Look at you stupid, like a retarded mind, I didn't expect you to be a genius and come up with so many messy and superb criminal laws for fun.
You can even think of this ingenious criminal law, but you can't imagine that you are a fool. I'm a very smart goblin, and I was actually defeated by a fool, where will I put this face in the future? ”
Brother Ying sighed in his heart, feeling that he had lost a lot this time. I came out today to have fun, but in the end, I didn't find the fun, but I made a commotion.
The candle was burning quietly, and Blue Rose watched it for a while, and after a while, her mind began to quickly think about how to toss the goblin to enjoy it.
"Fairies like to eat people, so if I turn him into a big, fat dog, wrap it in mud, and then put it on the fire to grill, just like a flower child roasted and called a flower chicken, I don't know if this fun is fun!
Then he was thrown to the ruined temple, and those who called Hanako thought it was a flower dog, and they must have rushed over to eat the goblins. Anyway, this goblin was also sent by the old man to kill himself, so if he dies, he will die.
He ate so many people, naturally people ate him too, isn't that good? By the way, this trick is the so-called eye for eye and tooth for tooth. Hee-hee, that's a wonderful idea.
Master's sister always says that I am stupid, and now that I am doing such an earth-shattering thing, will she dare to underestimate me in the future? ”
"What, you're going to roast me like a flower dog, and let me eat it. God, is there still a royal law and heavenly reason? I'm a goblin, not a dog, so why punish me like this! ”
The contents of Brother Eagle's crotch naturally flowed out of the stinky urine again.
"It stinks, it stinks, does it burn the meat, so fast?" Blue Rose, who closed her eyes and recuperated, smelled a stench and quickly opened her eyes to observe what was happening to the punished goblin.
Blue Rose looked at it and saw that half of the candle had not been burned.
"The goblin has so much urine, and it can still be pulled upside down, it's disgusting!" Blue Rose frowned, covered her nose and said, "When this candle is burned, I will throw you into the lake to bubble and wash." Otherwise, even if I roast you to be as fragrant as a flower chicken, you may dislike a flower dog. ”
Brother Ying was covered in a cold sweat, what he was most afraid of was fire, but this dead girl came up with a way to punish him again and again, all of which were closely related to fire.
He will soon change from a candlestick to a flower dog, and before the candles are burned, if he doesn't want a perfect solution, he will die.
Even if he died, his soul might still be inseparable from this stubborn monster. Brother Ying's tears flowed into his heart, and his heart kept crying.
It would be nice if the Phantom Moon Holy Maiden sent the dog walnut down to follow the intoxicating flower, and now he is very worried about the beautiful life in the Hundred Flowers Palace, look at the birds, provoke the butterflies, tease the bees, although there is no woman to enjoy for himself, but at that time, he was carefree, without distractions, and concentrated on cultivation, how comfortable it was.
Now that he has fallen into this step, not only will he die in vain, but he will also be roasted by the fire, eaten by others, and even his soul may be imprisoned by this damn stubborn woman, this is the rhythm of life is worse than death, and the future is dark!
Brother Eagle's heart was crying, dripping blood, and his intestines were full of regret, regretting that he shouldn't provoke this little witch.
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The white pigeon feet tied sandbags practiced for a long time, and they were already sweating and a little unbearable, so they thought about coming to the lake to clean and clean.
She was surprised when she saw a beautiful young girl and a man standing upside down on the shore from a distance. The back mountains of Qinfu are generally rarely visited, because the terrain of the mountains is too complex, and it is very possible to get lost.
"Hey, who are you and what are you doing there?" The white dove rolled up its hands into a cylinder, and greeted the blue rose from the other side.
The blue rose was blown by the cool breeze on the shore, and tossed for half a day, her eyelids were fighting, and she wanted to go to a meeting with Zhou, when she was suddenly startled by a woman's voice in her ears.
"If you ask me who I am, you have to tell me who you are, otherwise I won't tell you who I am, and if I tell you who I am, and you don't tell me who you are, then I'm not at a loss?" Blue Rose replied, scolding herself so that she wouldn't be fooled casually.
Even if the other party is a girl, you can't easily fall for her. The master's sister once said that outside, beautiful women are mostly femme fatales, and handsome men are troubles.
After going around and around a lot of words, the white pigeon still understood Blue Rose's words, meaning to report home first.
"My name is White Dove, this mountain is my mountain, and this lake is my lake." The white dove replied crisply.
"White dove, what is a white dove, you talk so funny, mountains and lakes are born to grow, how did it become something in your house, your skin is thicker than the city wall, I have never seen such a shameless person as you, you are still a beautiful girl, don't you feel blushing when you say this?"
Brother Eagle listened to the name of the white pigeon, and suddenly opened his eyes, even if the white pigeon doesn't know anything, he always has a mouth, and he can go to ventilate and report the news. If you don't speak at this time, is it more appropriate?
"White dove, white dove, come and save me, come and save me, I'm Brother Eagle, help, help!" Brother Eagle was overjoyed, and he screamed.