Tao Dongjiao held the dagger, but her hands kept trembling, the first time she encountered the "flower thief" entering the house to "rob money and rob color", she was very nervous.

"Come here again, and I'll kill myself!" Tao Dongjiao shouted.

Hei Dashuai's eyes were full of yi

Light: "Beauty, it's too uneconomical to commit suicide, your man will take a concubine again, you are dead, it's a pity." ”

"You stand back for me, or I'm going to shout......" Tao Dongjiao sat up from the couch.

"Shout, even if you shout in your throat, it's useless." Hei Dashuai smiled, and he poked one hand into Tao Dongjiao's smooth skin.

"You yi

Thief! In broad daylight...... How dare you insult the old lady......" Tao Dongjiao said as he stepped back, his body close to the wall.

"Beauty, you don't look like you're in your thirties, you're a grape-like age, delicious and good-looking, not old......" Hei Dashuai lost no time in "complimenting" Tao Dongjiao, "You still obediently tie up your hands, maybe I can serve you comfortably and properly." ”

"Stinky rascal, the old lady has become a tomato, and you are also interested in being a grandmother?" Tao Dongjiao asked.

Hei Dashuai continued to flicker: "Hahaha...... Lao Tzu eats all ages, as long as it is a mother, good-looking, and has a figure. After speaking, a hungry tiger pounced on Tao Dongjiao.

"Don't-" Tao Dongjiao closed his eyes in fright. After waiting for a long time, he didn't see the "flower thief" to spoil himself, Tao Dongjiao slowly opened his eyes, looked around, and saw that the "flower thief" was gone.

"Hey, I'm not dreaming, am I?" Tao Dongjiao touched his belly pocket, and he was still there; Touch the body again, there is no problem.

"Maybe I'm too tired and hallucinating? No way, I saw the flower thief with a dagger. Hey, where's the dagger? ”

Tao Dongjiao turned the couch upside down, but she didn't find it, and now she was even more puzzled, could it be that the legendary ghost pressed the bed? No, no, if there are really ghosts, it will only come out at dusk, when the yin qi is heavy, and scare yourself......

She patted her head, as if her head was still a little dizzy, and then looked at the Western wall clock on the wall, it was already 5:50, and it was time to make dinner.

She took out a cotton gauze dress with big red flowers from the closet, put it on, dressed up, put a little blush on her cheeks, drew eyeliner, painted eye shadow, and went out humming a song.

Hei Dashuai squatted outside the bedroom door, Tao Dongjiao walked out, didn't notice that the funny Hei Dashuai was standing behind him, continued to twist his waist, and walked towards the living room.

"Damn, this stinky woman, Lao Tzu came back and teased her, but she didn't even find out?" Hei Dashuai pondered.

So he bent his waist, walked behind Tao Dongjiao, stretched out his hand, and slapped her on the shoulder. As soon as this hand slapped down, Tao Dongjiao was so frightened that she jumped up with her hands, and when she looked back, she didn't see anyone (Hei Dashuai had already hid to the side) and quickly ran out of the living room, shouting in a Sithic voice: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts-"

The frightened Tao Dongjiao bumped into Gong Jichang and Xiao Taohong outside the courtyard, and she said to Gong Jichang like chaff: "My lord...... I...... I...... In the living room...... By...... By...... The ghost patted the shoulder......"

"Sister-in-law, have you looked back?" Gong Jichang said quietly. He knew very well in his heart that Hei Dashuai had been in the house for a while, but he didn't come out, he must have been pretending to be a ghost and deliberately scaring Tao Dongjiao.

I looked back...... I didn't see anything......" Tao Dongjiao's hands trembled violently.

"Did the ghost call your name?" Gong Jichang asked.

"Not really." Tao Dongjiao shook his head.

"When the ghost pats you on the shoulder, you will feel that someone is calling you from behind or patting you on the shoulder, and you can't turn back, because everyone has a light on their left and right shoulders, and if you turn around, the light on your shoulder will go out, turn back from the left to the left, turn back from the right to the right, and you will lose the protection of the gods, and the ghost will harm you, and you will also see the ghost." Gong Jichang said seriously.

"My lord, then I look back, doesn't that ghost have a chance to harm me?" Tao Dongjiao was stunned.

"But, but not ...... As long as you don't go into the house, this ghost won't have a chance to come near you. Gong Jichang looked at the sun that was slowly setting in the sky, "It's hard to say at night......

"My shoulder light went out...... You have to accompany me that night......" Suddenly, Tao Dongjiao grabbed Gong Jichang's arm.

"Sister-in-law, isn't it ridiculous to let me accompany you?" Gong Jichang shrugged.

"I can't care so much, your yang energy is high, and the ghosts will be afraid of you...... By the way, your Dragon Locking Sword seems to be able to suppress evil spirits. Tao Dongjiao grabbed Gong Jichang tighter.

"If you don't do bad things, why don't you be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night." Gong Jichang smiled, "You are so afraid of ghosts, have you done something against your conscience?" ”

"My lord, I am a good person, and I have not done anything wrong." Tao Dongjiao grinned.

"You wait for me here, I'll go to the guest and get my Dragon Lock Sword." Gong Jichang patted the back of Tao Dongjiao's hand.

"Hmm." Tao Dongjiao nodded.

"Little Peach, you are optimistic about Mrs. Tao. I'll go and I'll come back. Gong Jichang instructed Xiao Taohong.

"Okay, Gong Lang." Little Pink replied.

So, Gong Jichang turned around and strode into the living room. As soon as he entered the living room, he put his hands together, put them to his mouth, and shouted softly: Black handsome, don't make a fuss, come out-

Hearing this, Hei Dashuai suddenly jumped to Gong Jichang's side: General, how is it? The last general's ghost skills are okay, right?

Gong Jichang raised his palm and slashed at the head of the black handsome: "If you make trouble again, my sister-in-law will be crazy by you." ”

"It's not that serious, is it?" The black handsome smiled.

"She was scared half to death, and she dragged my arm outside the yard, saying that she would let General Ben ......sleep with her at night," Gong Jichang said with a smile.

"This crazy woman, actually ......" Hei Dashuai realized that the joke was too big.

"Alas, Hei Dashuai, if your wife really slept with General Ben, what would you think?" Gong Jichang asked.

"This ...... This ......" Hei Dashuai suddenly felt that something was wrong, pointed at Gong Jichang and asked, "You still want to beat my wife's idea?" ”

"Black Marshal, I mean if." Gong Jichang smiled.

"You dare!" Hei Dashuai was unhappy, and his face sank.

"Hahaha...... It seems that you care a lot about your sister-in-law, don't worry, even if my sister-in-law asks me to accompany her, I have no interest in her. Gong Jichang patted the shoulder of the black handsome, "Pretending to be a ghost, see how you end?" ”

"You can just help me hide it......" Hei Dashuai said with a smile.

"How can I hide it? Little Pink has seen you come into the house with my own eyes, and I will help you hide it, isn't it going to be a goof? Gong Jichang said.

"Goofs are goofs, in your own home, what is there to worry about." Hei Dashuai disagreed.

"Okay. How about you now climb out of the window, then over the wall, and come in through the door, and create the illusion that you've come back from Sidu? ”

"Well, that's all there is to it. Otherwise, I'm going to have to kneel on the washboard tonight. ”

"Then you should hurry up." Gong Jichang picked up the Lock Dragon Divine Sword from the table and urged.

"Okay." After saying that, the black boss jumped out of an open window. Ran to the side of the fence and was about to climb the wall, but he didn't know that the concubine and the old mother came over with food, so he had to stop climbing over the wall.

"Master, what are you doing here?" The old mother asked.

"Mama Li, I chased a weasel here, and it took a chicken and climbed up the wall......" The black boss lied.

"Master, we don't feed chickens at home, where are weasels?" The old mother looked dazed.

"Then it must have taken another chicken's chicken and ran to our yard......" Hei Dashuai's brain spun quickly.

"Husband, don't talk nonsense. The concubine obviously saw you jumping over the wall in a hurry...... When did you come back? Hongxing walked over and patted the dust on the black handsome's clothes.

"Just came back......" the black commander replied.

"Have you met with Dow?" Hongxing asked.

"See." Hei Dashuai said.

"Then why are you climbing the wall to get out?" Hongxing looked at the three-meter-high earthen wall.

"I ...... I want to practice my hands and feet......" The black handsome raised his legs, leaned against the wall, and bent down to press his body onto his legs.

"Husband, don't hide it from me. Let's go, let's go to the restaurant for dinner. Hongxing said.

"Hongxing, where's the kids?" The black boss lowered his feet from the wall.

"They're waiting in the restaurant. You really come back empty-handed and don't buy anything to eat for the children. Hongxing complained.

"I didn't come back to see you on purpose......" The black boss scratched his head.

"You dead ghost, what are you doing here?" Hongxing twisted the ears of the black handsome and said.

"Let it go, you...... Didn't you see Mama Li here—" Hei Dashuai whispered.

"Don't come to my room at night......" Hongxing let go of her hand.

"If you don't come, you won't come." Hei Dashuai smiled slightly, this is what you said. ”

"Mama Li, you go first." Hongxing said.

"Yes, ma'am."

Li's mother was very interesting, and she walked forward first with a lunch box and a vegetable box.

After Mama Li walked away, Hongxing jumped up, hung her hands on Hei Dashuai's neck, and said, "You are a bad old man, you won't tell me in advance when you come back." ”

"I also decided on the fly. Our general's wife was gone, so I rushed back to Wuyou City. Hei Dashuai hooked Hongxing's chin and said.

"How could General Gong's wife disappear? When? Hongxing couldn't help but be stunned.