Chapter 29: Five People in the Ring at the Same Time (4)
[Layer -44, Tang Er VS the good-for-nothing Dao Mei]
Tang Er looked at the weak man standing in front of him with a black face, dressed shabby and runny, with a group of flies flying around him, and his face full of mackerel spots, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Hey, isn't it? How can my opponent be such a guy? ”
"I'm really embarrassed~"
The weak man honestly touched the back of his head with his hand, showed an apologetic expression, and then proposed:
"It's really uncivilized to fight and bleed. Why don't we play a simple game? The losing side of the game has to admit defeat, what do you think? ”
"Huh? The losing side of the game has to admit defeat? Then you pick a game that you are good at, and you won? Tang Er said disdainfully.
"No, no, it's impossible." The weak man blew his nose, "I'm a good-for-nothing man, and I can't do anything well." The same goes for games, no matter who you play with, you're sure to lose. So don't worry, I'm going to lose to you. ”
"Huh...... Good for nothing, ironclad will lose? Really? Tang Er cast a suspicious look at the weak man.
"I'm not lying to you, what I said is true, and this game is very simple, it is a game of rock-paper-scissors......"
As he spoke, the weak man nervously walked in Tang Er's direction, wanting to explain to him that he had no intention of deceiving Tang Er. Suddenly, his left foot stepped on the lace of his right foot, and he fell to the ground with a loud bang, knocking his face on the ground of the ring, knocking out half of his front teeth.
"Hahaha~~~"
Tang Er pointed at the weak man, laughed wildly, and tears came out of his eyes.
The weak man sat up slowly, lowered his head, and said with a dejected expression:
"Hey, I'm making a fool of myself again. I really can't help it, who asked my dad to give me a name called Daomei? The name is a homonym for bad luck, and it seems that I will not have good luck in my life. ”
"Daomei? Unlucky? Hahaha~ Are you your father's own? Why did you come up with such a decaying name? ”
Tang Er was still laughing maniacally, almost missing a breath, forcing himself to death.
"Ah...... It was so dangerous, I almost laughed myself to death. If this is if I die laughing in this ring, then won't I become Tang Yi's laughing stock for the rest of my life? ”
Tang Er wiped the sweat from his head with his hand, and then pointed at Dao Mei with his fingers.
"Say! You didn't mean it! Deliberately trying to make me laugh to death so you can win?! ”
Dao Mei hurriedly shook his hand, revealing a look of grievance, "This, how is this possible?" If I deliberately laughed you to death, how could I make you admit defeat? If you don't admit defeat, then I can't win, can I? ”
"You have a point. Well, then I'll trust you. ”
Daomei smiled innocently and slowly walked to his side again.
"Then let's decide with rock-paper-scissors. I'll tell you in advance, I'm going to make scissors, so if you just throw a fist, you're sure to win me. ”
"That's what you told me? Aren't you going to lose? ”
Tang Erhu looked at Dao Mei suspiciously, he really couldn't figure out what was going on in his mind about this unlucky man in front of him who seemed to be useless.
"Victory and defeat are common things in soldiers, and people like me who will definitely lose have no way to lose, hehe." Dao Mei touched his head with a declining face and said.
"Okay, okay, then let's decide the winner with this." Tang Er looked at him with disdain and shook his head helplessly.
"Rock-paper-scissors ......"
The two of them shouted together.
At the moment before Tang Er's hand was about to fall, he couldn't help but think in his heart: This guy can't lie to me, right? In other words, how can you say scissors, and you really come out with scissors? A fool wouldn't do that, would he?
Tang Er suddenly changed his fist to cloth.
And Dao Mei really came out of the scissors.
"Ahh!!hh Scissors!!! You really got out of the scissors!! Tang Er tugged at his face frantically.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's really a concession." Michime scratched his head with his hand in embarrassment.
"I lost." Tang Er said this unwillingly, and walked in the direction of the waiting room with his teeth rubbed.
"Wait a minute, little brother."
"Huh?" Tang Er looked back impatiently.
"Do you know where you lost?"
"Huh?"
Dao Mei suddenly raised his head, and his originally honest face became cold and wise at this time, and his eyes flashed with light.
Tang Er suddenly stayed there.
Domi pointed a finger at his brain, and then smiled smugly.
"You ......"
Tang Er wanted to say something, but found that he couldn't say anything, so he just turned around angrily and strode into the waiting room.
[Layer -44, Demon Camel Sword Second Disciple Demon Eye VS Iron Man Akai]
"I said this...... Wrap yourself so tightly, I don't know if it's a man or a woman, Mr. or Miss, aren't you tired of wearing it like this? ”
The thick-eyed and thick-eyed man with a muscular hand resting on the iron rod looked up and down the hand of the magic eye and couldn't help shaking his head and said.
The magic eye suddenly laughed, and with his slender and white left hand, he lifted the cloak on his head, revealing a bewitching female face, looked at the man and said:
"So you know if I'm male or female, right?"
"Yes, yes, of course I do."
After seeing the true face of the magic eye, the man with thick eyebrows and thick eyes couldn't help but show a peach-colored expression on his face, and saliva also flowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Or you're going to throw in the towel, right? After admitting defeat, accompany me back to have a good time~"
The thick-eyed man said as he lunged in the direction of the MONOCULUS, who jumped lightly and threw a wink at him in mid-air.
"o~These little fox eyes~ really fascinate me~"
The thick-eyed man held his hand to his chest, looking intoxicated, and then ran in the direction of the Magic Eye.
The Demon Eye smiled seductively, and gently hooked his finger at him, and then he hugged him directly, and just wanted to grab the Demon Eye kiss, but she stabbed him in the chest.
"You...... Are you plotting against me? ”
"How can this be called a secret calculation? This is obviously a call for soldiers not to get tired of deceit! The Demon Eye smiled evilly, and slashed him in the chest again.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't kill me, you don't kill me. I admit defeat, I throw in the towel......"
The thick-eyed man begged as he stepped back. When he retreated to the edge of the ring, the magic eye flicked slightly, and he leaned and fell.