Chapter 269: I'm Hungry, Feed Me
Qin Feng retorted dissatisfiedly: "How can I be a man for a few seconds, don't mess around, you think I'm the same as you"
The oblique bangs glanced at him, and said in a weird manner: "I don't believe it yet, let's make a bet if we have the ability." ”
"Bet on what?" Qin Feng asked bluntly.
"Bet on 、、、" The oblique bangs looked at each other and smiled, and then the oblique bangs approached Qin Feng and said in his ear: "In a month's time, if you can catch up with Zheng He, the iceberg man, we will wash you for a month, otherwise, you will wash our clothes for a month." ”
Qin Feng rolled his eyes, he was not interested in this bet, and as soon as he finished speaking, he interrupted: "There is a washing machine in the school, you guys are crazy." ”
The head of the pot with oblique bangs looked at each other, the head of the pot lid was horizontal, and said, "We will cover your food expenses for three months." ”
After listening, Qin Feng was even more bored, he was still short of money to spend?
He turned his back to the two of them, waved his hand and said, "Go back, this bet is not interesting." ”
Diagonal bangs stared at the back of his head, thinking that he couldn't win anyway, and asked through gritted teeth, "Then you said bets." Qin Feng was immediately interested when he heard this, he sat up and whispered into his ear: "Whoever loses, who will participate in the 3,000-meter run in this year's Games, wearing a green hat and shouting at my girlfriend to cuckold me while running." ”
After listening to Qin Feng's bet, the two of them looked embarrassed, and their oblique bangs pursed their lips, "What kind of bet is this?" No, I don't. ”
Qin Feng slapped him directly on the back of the head, frowned and said, "Aren't you fighting with the pot head, the ghost believes that you have a girlfriend, didn't you make a bet first?" Cowardly now? ”
The person with oblique bangs is particularly face-saving, knowing that it is a radical method, but he still fell into the trap, he was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I promise you, I will definitely win!" ”
Qin Feng snorted coldly, rolled his eyes and said provocatively: "I may not lose!" ”
The air was full of ** smell, and seeing that the two were fighting each other, the head of the pot pulled the oblique bangs and glanced at him, "Hurry up and go back to sleep, there will be class tomorrow." ”
Diagonal bangs reluctantly climbed onto his bed, but he was unwilling to stare at Qin Feng with provocative eyes. Qin Feng didn't bother to pay attention to him, let out a long yawn, turned over and fell asleep.
After the lights went out, Zheng He faced the wall, but he couldn't sleep.
This Qin Feng would make such a bet, it is estimated that it will be impossible for him to spend the next month.
He pinched his eyebrows irritably, regretting how he had provoked such a demon king of the world.
Time passed quickly, and a week had passed unconsciously, but Qin Feng didn't move at all. After a night of self-study, the oblique bangs finally couldn't help but ask, "Qin Fengzi, why didn't you see any movement?" Is it because you're afraid? ”
In fact, the oblique bangs are afraid, seeing Qin Feng eating, drinking, and lazing as usual every day, playing games and brushing jokes. He thought that Qin Feng had a chance to win, so he was not worried at all, so he specially came over to inquire about the news.
As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Qin Feng sat on the bed with his butt and took out his mobile phone to enter the game.
While operating with his fingers quickly, he said to the oblique bangs: "How can I have a chance to win, it's not that I don't know how difficult it is for this iceberg man to chase you." I just met the school flower today, the girl has long legs, good looks, the principal's daughter, the iceberg man doesn't even like him, and it's even more impossible to like me. ”
Hearing Qin Feng say these self-defeating words, he thought he was going to win, and his eyes smiled into a slit, "So, you disarmed and surrendered." I'll just say, this Zheng He is disdainful of both men and women, and he is only in the laboratory, and I wonder if he is in love with books. ”
Qin Feng glared at him, smashed his head with a pillow and said, "Don't talk nonsense, my husband knows best, he won't like anyone else except if he likes me." ”
Seeing him say these shameless words, the oblique bangs felt a chill, and there were goosebumps on his arms, and the oblique bangs said in a weird way: "Yo, didn't you say that you were an old attacker yesterday?" Why did you change sex today? ”
Qin Feng played the game, and said without changing his face: "What if you change sex, what do you know, I am willing to give everything for the sake of love, including the position of love." ”
The oblique bangs really wanted to throw him a shameless word, but at this time, Zheng He suddenly walked in with a black face.
Since Qin Feng came to this dormitory, his face has not been better, and his oblique bangs are not strange.
Qin Feng was lying on the bed and playing a mobile game with Erlang's legs crossed, and shouted fiercely while turning his fingers quickly: "Uncle, call me, I'm going to die, why don't you hang up." ”
Zheng He sighed, thinking that he had finally spent the week safely. The next few weeks will definitely not be good for him.
Sure enough, a week later, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the school had a three-day holiday.
Diagonal bangs and pot lids went home with large bags and small bags, and only Zheng He and Qin Feng were left in the bedroom.
At night, Qin Feng was meditating on the bed, and he sat with his eyes closed, startling Zheng He, who entered the door. He didn't know what kind of nerves Qin Feng was having, so he couldn't help but look at it twice.
Qin Feng was racking his brains on how to spend a romantic two-person world in these precious three days, but he didn't expect Zheng He to come in. He jumped out of bed at once, crawled onto Zheng He's bed, and stuck to him like an octopus.
"Go down!" Zheng He didn't want to touch him, his face was as bad as if he had eaten a fly. Seeing Qin Feng hugging his neck and looking straight at him, his eyes were about to stick to his body, he sat up from the bed all of a sudden.
"I mean, now there are only the two of us left in the dormitory, and the beautiful scenery is not good, do you say yes. Besides, I'm sure you heard the bet I made with those two second-class goods last time, can you bear to be cuckolded by someone for my long-distance running? ”
Zheng He rolled his eyes impatiently, and snorted coldly: "What does it have to do with me, it's too late for me to be happy when I see you unlucky." ”
"Oops, you're 、、、 bad"
Qin Feng said in a snort, and compared an orchid finger, almost didn't say that Zheng He died of disgust.
Zheng He's forehead had already burst out of a green tendon, his eyes were red, and he said forbearingly: "You're not leaving, are you?" Okay, I'll go. Seeing that Zheng He was leaving, Qin Feng hurriedly jumped off his bed, grabbed his hand and said, "Don't, I promise not to bother you in the future, but you have to agree to my request." ”
Zheng Hehu looked at him suspiciously, not knowing what trick he was doing, but when he thought that he would be a free body in the future, he still couldn't help asking, "What requirements?" ”
Qin Feng saw that there was a drama on his face, and his face was full of treacherous smiles, "There's a spicy shredded chicken over there, I'm hungry, feed me 、、、"
It turned out to be such a simple request, Zheng He breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that Qin Feng had been looking at him, he glared at him viciously, and then said coldly: "Come here, I'll feed you." ”
Seeing that Zheng He agreed, Qin Feng ran over and looked at him with a smile on his face with his mouth open.