Chapter 4: Fly, Birdbooth

The "Spicy and Cool" bookstore came again to urge Shangguan Xiaohong to hurry up and submit the manuscript. Xiaohong's pen name "Female Birds and Beasts" is quite popular, and the serialized novel "Batman and Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!" has been on the best-selling list for more than a week, but "Female Birds and Beasts" has disappeared and is no longer contributed.

The world before Xiaohong's crossing also has a novel world, and there is a creature called T-J in the writer's hand, it is said that the T-J that can grow after chirping is a good T-J, and those T-J who have been cut and cut have caused fans who are chasing the novel to be angry, thousands of greetings, thousands of wishes, just ask if chirp can last long.

The editor of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore personally came to visit "Female Birds and Beasts".

"Female birds have beasts, dare you write it!"

"Lord Editor, don't get excited, don't get excited. I'm sick and recuperating. Recently, I have been in poor health, and I really have no intention of being that dedicated writer. Allow me to rest for two more days, no, a day and a half. ”

The female bird and the beast suddenly noticed that the master of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore frowned, and there was murder in his eyes. "Write, you have to write! I'm here watching you write. Female birds have animal children's shoes, do you know, the popularity you have accumulated with great difficulty is about to collapse, and your fans are about to become black fans! Hurry up and write me 20,000 words!"

Shangguan Xiaohong has the heart to cry. "I'm sorry, Lord. I need to go out and get inspiration when I get the wood, and I need to go to entertainment places for inspiration......"

Before the words of women and beasts were finished, the master editor of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore handed Shangguan Xiaohong a book. "What is this?" Shangguan Xiaohong asked.

"Huh. See for yourself. The editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore smiled very "pure".

Under the coercion and temptation of the editor, the female bird and beast opened the small book. "Oh, it's an art book, it's a drawingβ€”"

What are you drawing!!

Shangguan Xiaohong jumped up.

"This is an insult to my IQ!"

Shangguan Xiaohong pointed to the beautiful painting book and said angrily.

It turned out to be a vicious cursed art book sent to the Spicy Booksroom by the readers of "Batman and Superman, Knock Knock Choke, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!".

In the album, there are Superman, Batman, Greenhair, Black Widow, and "Female Birds and Beasts". It's all little yellow rabbits, little yellow rabbits, in the painting, female birds and beasts are hung on the wall by Superman, Batman and others, and two lines of words are written on the wall: There is a little Jiji on the wood, grow it quickly.

In reality, the female bird has a beast and a child's shoes and pointed to the painting book and said: "Lord, I have a wooden chirp, I am a woman, a female man!"

The editor of the editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore: "I know, I know that you are a girl." But your readers don't know. The bookstore claims to the outside world that you are a strong man, twenty-eight years old, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, red lips and white teeth, big chest muscles, excellent thoughts, pure nature, and an excellent man. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong: "β€”β€”"

Don't play like this.

It's a girl, and the chest muscles are wooden!

The editor ignored Shangguan Xiaohong's pitiful expression.

"Nonsense, write me 20,000 words! Don't try to get rid of me if you don't submit the manuscript. I'm going to follow you! Hurry up, write a manuscript, and show your professionalism. Your pectoral muscles will be big!"

"It's not a big deal. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong shouted nervously.

"I also want to have super huge. Not really!"

"There will always be a squeeze. Do you dare not talk nonsense, hurry up and write the manuscript quickly!"

"Lord, editor. You're exceptionally handsome today. ”

"Hahaha, really. I've always been handsome. ”

"Lord, being angry is not good for your health. ”

"Oh, the girl has the beast, this child is really sensible. ”

"Lord, I'll change my vest and no longer use the pen name of a female bird and a beast. ”

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The editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore was silent. From his eyes, Shangguan Xiaohong read what it was, "I want to explode in silence, even if I die, I will pull you back." ”

"Aha, why does my heart hurt so much? Don't write, don't write!"

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However, the Lord saw through the female birds and beasts.

Sample, you continue to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and I look at you pretending to be stupid. The master of the Spicy Cool Bookstore is as immovable as a mountain, ignoring the female writers and female birds of the bookstore.

Shangguan Xiaohong was also very boring to sing a one-man show there alone, so she had to give up. "Well, I need to visit my relatives. ”

"Your father is Shangguan Qing. ”

"My uncle is sick. ”

"Your father is Shangguan Qing. ”

"My uncle has menstrual irregularities. ”

"Your father is Shangguan Qing. ”

"My sister-in-law has Lori dementia. ”

"Your father is Shangguan Qing. ”

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The editor, the master of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore, and Shangguan Xiaohong looked at each other.

"Enough, can you not talk about my father. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong surrendered.

"Twenty thousand words. Not a word is missing!"

"No, I can't write it. ”

"This is when you need love!"

"No, no, no, Lord Editor, I need big!"

"I'm sorry, but I have very small chest muscles. ”

"What I need is a girl!"

"Write 20,000 words first. It is said that you frequented the Hung Yan Pavilion. ”

"It's cruel! Look at my shy little face and pay attention to the way I look. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong is ready to sell cute.

"If you don't write 20,000 words, it's useless for you to say anything!"

The master of the Spicy Cool Bookstore is also iron-hearted.

"Take pen and ink. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong instructed her maid.

Poison Island Tsunzo looked reluctant. No, I don't want to be Xiaohong's maid! There is a blood cocoon in the left eye of the senior sister, although it does not affect normal vision, it is also scary. The high-level tailor of Qingfu made an eyepatch for Poison Island Tsunza to measure her eyes, and a cat was embroidered on the eyepatch.

The senior sister changed into the standard costume of the senior maid of Qingfu to adapt to the local customs of the Tang Lap Kingdom.

"Female birds and beasts are really cute. ”

The master of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore said secretly. The maid is also a beautiful girl with big breasts. But why was she reluctant?

Poison Island Tsuiko's handwriting is very neat and beautiful, and the senior sister swears that she has never seen a dog crawler like Shangguan Xiaohong!

"Hehe, wouldn't it be nice if you could only see what was written? Don't worry about the details. ”

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The editor, the editor of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore, and the two of them stared at Shangguan Xiaohong and did not speak. Little Red is under a lot of pressure. Please, can you two change places, you can't write at all when you're staring at you like this! It's like a guy standing there, with someone behind him staring at his buttocks, and his little buddy can't discharge excess fluid.

Shangguan Xiaohong hoped that the two of them would stay away from her and give her some freedom. Give her a little sunshine and she will thrive, she will be able to synthesize chlorophyll, and no, she will be able to write beautiful words.

Stare at.

Stare at.

The master editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore stared at Shangguan Xiaohong.

Poison Island also stared at Shangguan Xiaohong.

Flip the table! Shangguan Xiaohong's thoughts moved, and Bird Booth immediately ran over. "I felt it, I felt the anger from the owner. ”

Bird Booth jumped up and down on the table and made a mess.

"Write your sister's manuscript, if you don't write it, you won't write it!"

Bird Booth said what she wanted to say on behalf of Shangguan Xiaohong.

"Master, you are free, fly like a happy bird, fly to the blue sky!"

"Oooo

"Come on, master, soar into the blue sky with me!"

"It's a must!"

Then Bird Booth and its owner, Shangguan Xiaohong, ran away and ran away......