"Since you know it's fake, why are you still here?" I'm a little hot, are they here to see the joke?

"Lin Tian, don't be angry first, you listen to me." Lao Chen was not angry, beckoned me to sit down, and said, "You take a look at this photo first." ”

As he spoke, he took out a photo from his pocket and handed it to me, and I took the letter suspiciously, only glanced at it, and the whole person was confused.

The photo has been yellowed, even a little faded, full of the breath of time, the two rows of people in the photo, the front row squatting, and the latter standing.

And the people in both rows are ghost soldiers in yellow uniforms, but there is a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe in the back row, this person is none other than the Taoist priest in the ghost fight.

And the other people in the photo are the ghost soldiers I saw when I entered the country a few days ago, and that Shao Zuo was among them, and he was hooking up with the Taoist priest.

I frowned slightly, a little surprised, it turned out that what I saw in the dream was real, otherwise there could not be such a picture, I forced myself to calm down, so that they could not see my surprise, I said, "What is this?" ”

"This is an old photo of the little devil during the war of aggression against China." Lao Chen took a deep breath and said: "This is a team of little devils who specialize in digging graves and digging graves, specializing in stealing graves to replenish military expenses

The little devil was deeply influenced by the Three Kingdoms and absorbed and digested all these things, so when he invaded us, he took advantage of this method because the supply line was very long. ”

None of us spoke, but continued to look at Lao Chen, and I said, "What's the matter with this nine-eyed dzi?" ”

Lao Chen stood up, pointed to the Shaozuo in the photo, and said: "This is the Tanaka Shaozuo who is in charge of the inverted fight here, that is, the little head, you see the thing hanging around his neck, isn't it the nine-eyed dzi?" ”

I had already seen it when I entered the country, so I pretended to look at it very seriously, and then said in surprise: "You mean this is the one that this little devil wears?" ”

"I originally thought it was, because the photos taken were indeed very similar, but who knew it was fake." Lao Chen said a word, and suddenly said that he had leaked his mouth, and quickly changed the topic and said: "But this fake must be made after this real one, so we."

Let's talk to you about the situation and see if you know where this really is? If you have it in your hand, then we will buy it at the agreed price, 60 million white dollars. ”

I suppressed the fire, squeezed out a smile, looked at Lao Chen and said, "If I really have it, I would rather sell it to that overseas Chinese for 50 million than sell it to you for 60 million." ”

Lao Chen was stunned suddenly, then pulled down his face, and said righteously: "That is the cultural relics of the country, if you sell them to overseas Chinese, it is to sell smuggled cultural relics, and if the cultural relics are lost abroad, that is the loss of the country and the nation." ”

I would be foolish to believe him, and I asked, "What about selling it to you?" Is it that when I sell it to you, you will arrest me, and then deduct me for selling cultural relics, so that you can get dzi without spending anything, and whether you want to use it

Yes, that's all up to you. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, we're not that kind of people." Lao Chen seemed to be a little angry.

"You're not that kind of person, so who are?" I said mercilessly: "The jade seal in the imperial mausoleum of Shangwu Village, isn't someone saying that it belongs to their royal family?" Didn't I talk to you about taking it home? ”

The corners of Lao Chen's mouth twitched slightly, and he blushed when he brushed it, this was the first time I saw him blush, and then he quickly squeezed out a smile, and said with a smile: "You really love to joke, you can still take jokes seriously, you kid"

He poked it lightly with his elbow, and Lao Wang, whose face was pale and uncertain, then Wang squeezed out a smile and said: "This is a joke, don't take it seriously, and don't go outside to spread it, this rumor will also be arrested and imprisoned." ”

"Is this a threat, or a warning?" I was not happy to see these two bastards, and at this moment they dared to come to my house to warn, this is special, if it weren't for the coincidence, Lao Tzu would have stabbed them a long time ago.

Lao Chen smiled and said, "It's not, it's just kind advice." ”

At this time, the beginning of the month said: "Lin Tian, how can this kind of thing be on your lips all the time?" ”

"That's it." Lao Chen couldn't wait to echo and said: "It's still that Daoist Wu is an understanding person." ”

At the beginning of the month, God added: "I mean don't keep talking about it, let's just keep it in our hearts." ”

With a poof, Yue Ling, who was in the kitchen, couldn't help but laugh.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, and Lao Chen could only squeeze out a smile to laugh with him.

Then the beginning of the month said: "What about the thing, it's just such a thing, but I know it's certainly not worth sixty million, whether it's real or not, and other than that, I can guarantee that there is no second such thing in our house, if you don't believe it, you can search it." ”

"No, no, no, that's not what it means." Lao Chen waved his hand again and again and said: "We naturally believe in you, we just want to ask if we know where this fake came from, this thing must be made after the real thing, because of the pattern on it, the spacing,

The symmetry, and even the color distribution and shade, are exactly the same as the real thing. ”

"Then I really don't have anything to say." I spread my hands and said, "I thought I could sell it for some money by picking up such a thing, but who knew it was a fake?" ”

"Where did you pick it up?" Lao Chen asked in a low voice.

"At the foot of the hill behind No. 1 Middle School." I said it clearly, because these two bastards must have guessed that it was something in the ghost fight, but they just pretended to be confused, and I said, "By the way, when I went, I saw those two people." ”

"Which two?" Lao Chen asked.

"When you were in Nanshan, didn't you say that you would wait for someone from above? It's the man and the woman, two people wearing camouflage uniforms, and then carrying a big bag. "I know they're ghost hunters, but I have to talk nonsense and play with these two bastards.

Lao Chen and Lao Wang glanced at each other, their eyes widened, and Lao Chen muttered in a low voice: "Why are they here?" ”

"You should know each other." I added, "Maybe they know a lot about it, so you can ask them." ”

"Uh-huh." Lao Chen nodded again and again and said, "This will, don't worry." ”

Then I picked up the nine-eyed dzi, and I said, "Do you want to buy this?" ”

"No, no, no, don't, you can keep it for yourself." Lao Chen said with a slight smile.

"May I ask? What is the origin of this dzi? Why is it worth so much money? "I look at Lao Chen, and then look at Lao Wang.