Chapter 165: Weasel

But since I want to understand the situation, it's better to communicate with them, but seeing that these are ordinary wild foxes, there is no Taoism, and it is estimated that it is enough to communicate with them, I should talk to their boss, you must know that Zhou Yili can say, some cultivated foxes can speak.

However, if you don't experience these things personally, no one will believe them, such as visiting a zoo, and suddenly the tiger in the cage suddenly talks to you, saying hello, it is estimated that anyone will be scared half to death, thinking that they have hit a ghost.

I thought about it for a while, put away the wooden sword, after all, this thing is too yang, ordinary demons and ghosts are far away, and some awesome demons are full of disgust for this thing, one is more likely to have conflicts if you are not careful, I decided to use my three-inch tongue to persuade the fox's head, know it with reason, and move it to influence them with emotion.

After walking forward for a while, a powerful breath came over, and when I looked up, I saw that it was a thatched house, and that breath came from inside, I bowed to the front and said: "Daxian is not strange, I was a passer-by, I strayed into this place, and asked Daxian to point the way." ”

After finishing speaking, I stood in place and waited for a while, the breath in the house gradually faded, and sure enough, it was a correct decision to put away the wooden sword, it is estimated that from the time I took out the wooden sword, the old fox in the house felt it, and the breath has been getting stronger, fortunately, I didn't rush to catch those little foxes for interrogation, otherwise the master would probably have to explain here today.

Crunch, the door opened, and an old lady with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek wearing a big red cotton jacket walked out of the thatched house, and there were two girl-like people next to her who were supporting her, I glanced at it, I damn it, what kind of fox fairy is this, is it a weasel, yellow fairy?

I scolded in my heart, I knew it was Huangpizi, I wouldn't talk nonsense with them, just take a weapon and hack them all to death, you must know that Huangpizi is famous for crying and mourning, and Huangpizi is quite unreasonable, and fierce and brutal, now it's good, I'm completely in a passive state.

I was thinking about what to do, and the little old lady on the other side coughed twice.

He said in a hoarse voice, "Who dares to break into Grandma's village alone?" ”

Damn, this yellow skin didn't turn his face, it seems that I still have a chance to live, I quickly took a step forward, and said with an excited expression: "Hello grandma, my name is Lin Tian." ”

The yellow-skinned man who claimed to be grandma looked at me and said, "What are you doing?" How did you get here? Recruit from the truth, say well, grandma, I'll give you a good time, send you home. ”

I'm sorry, no wonder the old man said that the yellow skin is not easy to mess with, they all say that when they meet the yellow skin, either avoid it, or fight to the death, this guy, come up and tell me with a smile, let me tell me what I do, and then why did I come here, and then he will kill me and send me home, it's too unreasonable.

I don't think that what this old yellow skin said was to give me a good time, to send me home, to send me home, nine out of nine to send me to the underworld.

But now I am fighting hard, it is estimated that this old yellow skin has not been a few hundred years old, I don't dare to come out like this and pretend to be forced with me, I will definitely not be able to fight hard, but I will be caught like this, and it is too faceless.

I walked over and grabbed the old yellow skin's hand, and said: "Grandma Huang, I am a person who is active in the yang world of the underworld, and I am responsible for this unjust death, this time I am going to the mountains behind, because someone reported to us that there are many resentful ghosts who died in vain in the mountains, and they are screaming all day long, very miserable, so I came, I never wanted to enter your mansion by mistake, it may be to scare your disciples and grandchildren, I'm really sorry, the kid is here to compensate you, and when I finish my work and return to the underworld, I must give you more beauty in front of Hades, do you want to see if you give the kid some guidance today, how to get out? ”

I admire my ability to tell lies more and more, and now I can open my eyes and tell nonsense, and my eyes don't even blink, no wonder people keep saying that people are old and cunning, I didn't think that I would be two years old, and now I can speak so well, I guess I will really go to the underworld in the future, with my sycophant skills, the size can also be mixed in the underworld.

Speaking is a kind of knowledge, and it is also a profound art, especially for a brute like Lao Huangpizi, who knows cultivation every day, it is even more impactful. And what I said is good, colorful, not to mention a lonely and unheard wild immortal like Lao Huangpizi, even if the underworld executives are here, I promise to also make him fascinated.

Many people say that the yellow skin is fierce, and what kind of snake, fairy, rat, and fairy are vicious, as soon as you meet, you have to do it with people without saying a word, and slaughter people, and it's strange that people don't turn their faces with you.

I saw that the old yellow skin was half-squinting, and his eyes were squinted into a slit with a smile, and the folds on his face were smiling, "In this way, you doll can really talk, just now grandma and I were thinking about whether to cook you or fry it."

Damn, my scalp is numb after listening to it, why is this old yellow skin a little bit oily and salty, anyway, I'm a death? What to do? It's definitely a dead end for me to do it, and if I die, I'm small, and those two goods may have to stay in the casino for the rest of their lives.

I changed my tone and said solemnly: "Grandma Huang, I have never said anything good to you, do you mean that you still don't plan to let me go?" ”

The old yellow skin grinned: "Little doll, to be honest, grandma, I am really reluctant to kill you, no one has praised grandma and me so much for hundreds of years, but there are regulations here, outsiders die." ”

My heart shook, it's over, it must be a trap set by the person in that formation, there is nothing to say, I was just about to pull out the wooden sword and fight with the yellow skin, when I heard the old yellow skin say again: "But it's not that there is no way to do it, it's just ......"

As soon as I heard the old yellow skin say this, I knew that there was a door, but what was it? I hurriedly asked.

The old yellow skin didn't speak for a long time, and I was so anxious that I couldn't wait to go up and smoke it, but what, hurry up, if the conditions are not able to be done by the master, let's compare and compare, squeeze the toothpaste here, is it interesting?

Of course, when I think about it, I know that I can't beat it.

After a while, the old yellow skin seemed to have made a lot of determination, looked up and said to me: "Little doll, unless you go into the cave room with grandma and marry grandma, then we will be a family, and I don't have to do things according to the rules to kill you, and you can accompany grandma and me every day in the future, and you don't have to go back to your mansion, anyway, they can't find here, what do you think?" After collecting it, there was a flushed look on the face full of pleats, and the two girls who were supporting them were also secretly covering their mouths and laughing.

Damn, I was almost disgusted by the words of the old yellow skin, although the buddy is not handsome and dashing Yushu Linfeng, but he is also a normal person, a good youth, how can he marry such an old yellow skin as you, there is no door.

Now that things have come to this point, there is nothing more to say, I threw out a yellow talisman, then pinched the magic with one hand, and pointed at the sword with the other, and recited a few words silently.

Then I jumped up, two fingers into a sword, straight to the old yellow skin face door to hit, at the same time the yellow charm attached to my palm also suddenly appeared half a finger long cyan electric light, the old yellow skin did not expect that I was still pretending to be a grandson just now, in the blink of an eye turned my face, and looked crackling, bubbling blue electric light and a natural fear.

It didn't care about the two little yellow skins supporting it, a scream, a sharp jump flew over my head, jumped behind me, maybe this spell is for their sake, and when I turned around, the old yellow skin's whole body trembled, poof, a yellow. The colored tail flashed out and flicked around behind the old yellow skin.

I was happy in my heart, this guy scared her tail out, oops, I was hugged by someone behind me, and my neck was also strangled, I squinted at the corner of my eyes to see that it was the two girls who had just picked up the old yellow skin, and they also leaked out of their true faces, two little yellow skins, one pinched the waist, and one hooked my neck, trying to control my movements.

Not to mention that these two little yellow skins still have two hits, I twisted a few times, I didn't get rid of them, but they also looked down on my brother too much, in a hurry, I held the hand with electric light, five fingers closed to form a fist, "bang" hit the yellow skin holding my waist, a scream knocked it far away.

I opened my five fingers and grabbed the little yellow skin from the neck, it was screamed in pain by the blue electric light, the sound was extremely ugly, it was really annoying, I threw it to the ground heavily, and then the fingers became a sword again, and the thunder and lightning in the palm of the palm surged to the fingers, straight to the stomach of the yellow skin, since the face has been torn, then today the master will destroy your yellow skin nest.

With a "poof", it was like inserting tofu, and my sword finger was inserted into the stomach of the little yellow skin, and the ghost thing was directly solved.

Yes! The old yellow skin on the other side was furious, flicked his tail and rushed over, before I could react, the tail was rolled on my calf like a leather whip, and the old yellow skin made a hard effort, directly dragged me to the ground, and pounced viciously.