To be honest, it's a little annoying to her, although Ms. Wan hasn't made a big mistake, but she is born to be the kind of woman who has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures, but you are not good at her, who keeps such a woman by her side, it must be enough to choke.

I covered Ms. Wan's mouth tightly, nervously swallowing my saliva, the sound of digging the grave became clearer and clearer, the oxygen in the coffin was refilled, but I didn't dare to breathe, and the small space was filled with the sound of my "bang" heartbeat.

After a long time, maybe a century, I heard someone prie the coffin, and the nails were broken, and there was a "creaking" sound, and the whole coffin shook rhythmically.

I will see the light of day soon, not to mention how excited I am, but at this time, Ms. Wan couldn't hold her breath, she bit my hand, and then breathed hard.

I was terrified, what would the gravedigger think if he heard breathing in the coffin?

My face turned pale and glared at Ms. Wan fiercely, Ms. Wan also looked at me with an aggrieved face, neither of us spoke anymore, the atmosphere was silent, and there was a trace of embarrassment.

In less than two seconds, a surprised cry came from outside the coffin, "This dog's coffin is alive and well, how can someone breathe inside?" ”

The voice was muffled, and it was impossible to tell who it was, but it was obviously someone from Sichuan who was prying the coffin, and the Sichuan accent was very strong.

I was hesitating to shout for help, but since the other party heard Ms. Wan's panting and was scared away, it means that this guy is timid and fat, not an ordinary person, and maybe he will save us after hearing the cry.

I was still hesitating, and Ms. Wan had already opened her throat and cried, "Help...... I'm not dead, save me, help! ”

The space in the coffin was too small, and Ms. Wan shouted it close to the root of my ear, which scared my legs cramps, who would have thought that this woman's voice was so sharp?

"Dog, god, there are really people!" I felt that the people outside were obviously trembling, and then there was a sound of chiseling the coffin board, "squeak", the coffin board that was stared at opened a gap, and the first thing that appeared in front of me was an ugly Sichuan opera face, and two dark eye sockets looked at me as if they were strange.

My heart shrank and I shouted, "Old Scar, isn't it you?" ”

The face under the face twitched, and then a look of shock poured out, "Xiao Ye, Boss Ye?" ”

After staring at each other for a full two minutes, the person who pried the coffin laughed, "Boss Ye, it's really a place in life where you don't meet, I didn't expect my old scar to steal the corpse to meet you, it's really fate, haha......"

I also laughed, but it was a bitter smile, and I could only whisper to hide my embarrassment, I didn't expect to see acquaintances in the most embarrassing time of my life...... Shame to death.

"Huh...... Who is she? After scarring enough of laughing, he pointed to Ms. Wan who was lying next to me, and his tone was a little teasing, "Brother, you are very good at playing, have fun in the coffin, isn't it exciting?" ”

I was so embarrassed that I didn't want to speak, Ms. Wan begged the other party for help, the old scar was not ambiguous, put his hand into the coffin and tore off the rope, he sneered and said, "Boss Ye, it's been nearly two months since the ghost market last time, why did you make such a fuss?" ”

I didn't care to explain too much, so I quickly inquired about Master Goncy's condition, and Old Scar hesitated, "Goncy is seriously injured, and he can only use a wheelchair because of his broken spine, but he has a better mentality, and he said that he is lucky to be able to pick up a life." ”

My smile was a little bitter, and I didn't feel the joy of being reunited after a long absence, especially after learning that Master Goncy would be confined to a wheelchair in the future.

Old Scar understood my expression, sighed and said, "Boss Ye doesn't have to blame himself, Gongxi is a warm-hearted person, don't say it's you in that situation, even if it's a stranger, he will be on it." ”

I knew that Lao Scar was comforting me, so I got up and touched a cigarette, smoking sullenly, and Lao Scar also took a few puffs of dry tobacco, and pointed at me and Ms. Wan with a smile and said, "Don't talk about that, let's talk about some happiness, what's the situation between you two?" ”

I couldn't hear that Old Scar was having fun, and he was very embarrassed, but even though Old Scar had saved me twice today, I couldn't put on a face to look at him, so I could only bow my head and tell the facts in a sullen manner.

Old Scar gasped with laughter after hearing this, and almost didn't take a breath, so he beat his chest with laughter and said, "Haha...... Brother, you're really unlucky, I said how could this cute corpse become two big living people, and I thought the cute corpse had a child, haha, I laughed to death......"

When he had laughed enough, I said with a depressed face, "Old Scar, can you stop laughing, I'm already unlucky enough, the remaining half of the deposit hasn't been gotten yet, and I was almost buried alive by the customer, I guess there will be no more unlucky middlemen than me in the whole of China." ”

This thing is too embarrassing, if it weren't for the old scar who happened to be bumped into me and killed, I wouldn't have said it, I really can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, the old scar waited until he laughed enough before saying, "You are unlucky, Lao Tzu came all the way here to dig up the cute corpse, but it turned out to dig out the two of you unlucky eggs, all the hard work was almost in vain, who do you say is more unlucky?" ”

I said helplessly, "How do I know that you are going to dig up the cute corpse, I would have known that I would not have done this one, how good it would be to wait for you honestly." ”

I asked Lao Scar to take a handle and drag me out of the coffin first, Ms. Wan climbed out of the coffin and squatted on the ground and cried, Old Scar was so distraught that he kicked her back and scolded, "What are you crying about?" You are a Hatangke (a very impolite term for women in Sichuan). ”

I'm busy talking about it, Ms. Wan is quite innocent, who knows that her husband who has been married for ten years is this kind of person, and it is inevitable that she will be sad.

The old scar picked up the old lady's remains angrily, not too dirty, leaned under the nose and sniffed hard, just now Ms. Wan was frightened and incontinent, the bones were stained with a lot of her urine, the old scar sniffed for a long time and suddenly remembered something, with a look of swallowing flies, he threw away the bones and scolded and said, "I rub it, the bones are sour, Boss Ye, you have to compensate me for my losses!" ”

I said with a bitter face, "I haven't gotten the money for the service yet, and I don't have the money to compensate you......"

His face twitched under the mask, and he quickly turned his face to Ms. Wan, and said loudly, "Have you cried enough, have you cried enough to negotiate with me about the price, I have to get some benefits for saving you, right?" ”

Ms. Wan looked at the old scar timidly, "You...... How much do you want, I can't pay for it now, the army ...... me Whining! ”

Once this woman cried endlessly, Old Scar was so annoyed that she wanted to kick her, I quickly grabbed Old Scar, smiled and said, "Brother Scar, she is also pitiful, you have mercy at your feet." ”

Old Scar said angrily, "Why did I get involved in so many bad things, Boss Ye, you are simply a disaster star, last time I was hurt by your bad things, I and the Yin Gu Evil King also had a stiff fight, and I didn't even dare to go to Yunxi, I finally found out the whereabouts of the cute corpse, and I was preempted by your dog and the sun!" ”