Zheng He hadn't seen Qin Feng for a month, and shook his head helplessly, sure enough, it was three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, but fortunately he didn't believe it.

Life is a lot easier with less farts behind me, at least I don't have to worry about whether I will be deducted from my salary every day. But without bickering, life is really a bit boring.

This day is Sunday, the birthday of Zheng Hehao's buddy Zhao Yaohua, and several iron buddies discussed going to karaoke first, then eating, and finally going to the bar to drink.

What Zheng He didn't expect was that he would meet Qin Feng, who he hadn't seen for a long time, in a bar. Qin Feng sat at the bar and chatted happily with a man, this is not gay, but they hooked their shoulders in public, provoking many people to pay attention.

The two weren't embarrassed either, they just hugged each other, they came to the bar purely to vent, and they drank just to forget their troubles. Zheng Heyi and the pedestrian chose the middle position to sit down, right in front of the bar, so that Qin Feng could see clearly what Zheng He was doing.

Qin Feng came to the bar because he was annoyed, the man made a whole ice cube, he was indifferent no matter how he teased the man, even if he was made of fire, he was frozen into ice by the man. His heart was shattered into glass slag, and Qin Feng had no choice but to come to the bar to solve his problems.

Qin Feng was all about the man in front of him, and of course he didn't see Zheng He. The man in front of him looked very similar to the negative man, both tall and mighty, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and polite. The only difference is that this man does not have the temperament of the negative man, wearing glasses and a suit, but people can't help but think of the word well-dressed beast.

"A drunken solution to a thousand sorrows." Qin Feng had already drunk a bottle of wine, and he was already a little drunk, and the men around him had also drunk a lot. The man poured Qin Feng full of wine, and shouted at the waiter to bring a bottle, "What's the trouble with you?" Brothers. ”

The man's wife cheated, took her money away, and eloped with the shameless mistress. The man drank all the wine in the cup, and then angrily and unwillingly slammed his fist on the bar, "I'm not reconciled, I've worked hard all my life, and the result is to raise a wife and children for others." ”

Raising wives and children for others, as soon as Qin Feng heard this, he couldn't help but laugh. This man is as miserable as him, and he is really a hero.

"What are you laughing at?" The man lifted his drunken face and looked at him in confusion. Qin Feng put down his wine glass, and when he thought of that negative man, he couldn't help but have red eyes, "I laugh at me for being the same as you, brother, why are we so miserable?" ”

The man was stunned for a moment, hugged him and cried bitterly, "Brother, it turns out that you were also abandoned by your wife, so who will raise your children?" You're miserable, we're both miserable. ”

Qin Feng was stunned, blinked his little eyes for a long time before he reacted, and pushed the man away, "You were abandoned by your wife, and I was abandoned by my husband." ”

The man was stupid, his mouth was as big as an egg, and it took him a long time to react, his face was extremely disgusted, and he pushed Qin Feng away heavily, "I'm grass!" The man yelled and left.

Qin Feng cried even more sadly when he saw the man go, no one could the fuck understand him? Can't he fall out of love?

On the other side, Zheng He kept looking at Qin Feng, and when he saw the man walking away in annoyance, Qin Feng was crying even more on the bar, and he frowned. Could it be that Qin Feng came to the bar to buy drunk because the man abandoned him?

Zheng He pouted, extremely disgusted with Qin Feng, men and men, how could it be. It's completely against the laws of nature Well, it's always been that opposites attract, and the same sex repels each other, how can they be together.

Everyone understands the principle of magnet, opposites attract, and the same sex repels each other, which also indirectly shows how much resistance the opposite sex has to overcome if they want to be together.

The party has arrived, ready to cut the cake, Zheng He raised his wine glass and took a shallow sip, but his eyes unconsciously drifted to the seat of the bar.

There was no one there, Zheng He's eyes opened suddenly, and he stood up suddenly.

"What's wrong? Nabs? Xiao A, who was traveling with him, looked at him suspiciously, Zheng He shook his head, looking around for Qin Feng's figure. He put down his wine glass and said to Little A, "I'll go out and come back soon." ”

Before Xiao A could react, Zheng He rushed out. He was so drunk that he dared to run around, Zheng He's heart was in a state of confusion, and when he passed through a small alley, Zheng He didn't see the road under his feet, and accidentally kicked something, almost tripping him. Zheng He turned around and saw that it was a leg that had just tripped him, Zheng He turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and approached the man's face to see the man's appearance.

"Qin Feng, why are you here?" Zheng He was stunned, the disappeared Qin Feng was hiding here to sleep. Zheng He sighed, squatted down, and gently patted his face to wake him up, Qin Feng went to sleep like a pig.

"Don't make trouble, I'm sleepy." Qin Feng didn't even open his eyes, so he slapped over, and directly slapped Zheng He's head. Zheng He was beaten, but he couldn't get angry, but he couldn't cry or laugh.

If you fall asleep and have such a lot of strength, there is no one left, Qin Feng sighed and exhaled helplessly. Zheng He turned off his mobile phone and put it in his pocket, and then pulled Qin Feng up with one hand, because Qin Feng slept next to the trash can, Zheng He was a patient with extreme cleanliness.

In order to avoid staining the clothes on his body, he took off Qin Feng's coat in disgust, because it was autumn, so Qin Feng was still wearing a T-shirt, and he would not have the embarrassment of being naked.

Zheng He pinched his nose and grabbed his clothes between his index finger and thumb, and then with a flick of his hand, the clothes were thrown into the trash can at a perfect range. In fact, there is nothing on Qin Duan's clothes, but Zheng He has a spiritual cleanliness habit, so he subconsciously thinks that what is dirty is dirty.

In the spirit of humanitarianism, Zheng He carried Qin Feng, who slept like a pig, back home. Because he didn't know Qin Feng's home address, nor did he know his guardian, he could only let him sleep in the corridor of his house, holding a few waste newspapers to cover his body to keep out the cold.

Zheng He thought that he was so bullish that he would definitely not be afraid of the cold, so after he took a bath, he went to sleep calmly. The next day, Qin Feng was woken up by freezing, and in late autumn, the temperature difference between day and night was still very large, but his nose was frozen.

It stands to reason that he will not be frozen like this when he is strong and strong, Qin Feng opened his eyes in confusion, and saw himself lying on the ground, the five-digit global limited edition coat on his body was nowhere to be found, and his body was covered with a few familiar pieces of waste paper.

Qin Feng looked at it, but found that what he was on his body was a newspaper, how could his clothes become newspapers? Qin Feng rubbed his painful temples, his nose was very itchy, and he sneezed without holding back.