Chapter 92: I'm Li Luoxi
"Poof!" Li Yuheng was choked and sprayed with saliva on his face of black and white impermanence. "You little bunny how dare you say it!"
Hei Wuchang wiped the saliva on his face: "Don't tease him, we sent you the ghost you wanted, don't bother, farewell!"
"Don't go!" The caterpillar grabbed the black impermanence, wiped his snot and tears on him: "Please don't leave me two adults."
"Your Excellency, can you take care of your people!" Black Impermanence pulled the bloody placket from the caterpillar's hand in disgust.
"Judge? Which judge? The caterpillar asked.
"There is only one judge in the underworld, don't you know?" Hei Impermanence was afraid that the caterpillar would rub his snot on his body again, far away.
"That's not right! The judge is obviously a male ghost, how did he become a woman, or a living person? β
When the caterpillar asked, black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and slipped away faster than anyone else.
"Caterpillar!" Li Yuheng stared at the caterpillar in a daze and shouted, "Why are you so engrossed?" β
"Big... My lord... Your verdict ...... What about the judge's pen? The caterpillar wanted to test whether this was the judge Li Yuheng he knew.
"Don't you know why black and white impermanence slips away so fast?" Li Yuheng smiled sheepishly, after such a long time, he had long since stopped bothering with his body.
"I don't know!" The caterpillar shook his head. "My biggest concern right now is whether or not you're a judge."
Li Yuheng's mind moved, and he took out the judge's pen and asked, "Do you think I'm the ghost you're looking for?"
"Master Li! You really are Master Lee! But what kind of fetish are you? The caterpillar pointed to Li Luoxi's body, "How can you choose a woman's body to return to yang?" β
"Huh!" Li Yuheng laughed dryly, "I'll give you a task, can you complete it?!" β
"Adults, please say, the small ones are guaranteed to complete the task!"
"Help me find the soul of a person who should have been hidden by Hades."
The caterpillar hesitated, "Who are you looking for?" β
"Li Luoxi, is the master of my body!" Li Yuheng replied.
"Your Excellency, you can't be trapped in this body, are you?" The caterpillar was full of confusion, who was so bold as to dare to set up a trap on the judge?
"Just as you think, I'm trapped."
"I see! The little ones thought the adults had this kind of habit! The caterpillar scratched her head and laughed.
Li Yuheng shouted: "Zhang Wa come out!"
"Brother Li, are you a new ghost?" As soon as Zhang Wa appeared, she stared at the caterpillar and asked.
Li Yuheng nodded: "Well, the task of the two of you is to stay in the underworld and inquire about Li Luoxi's whereabouts."
"My lord, are we quietly inquiring or are we looking for it with great fanfare?" The caterpillar asked.
"Let's explore in secret! If it is discovered by Hades, it will be searched openly. Li Yuheng was not afraid that this matter would be known to the King of Hades, but he just didn't want them to take precautions in advance.
"You
Good! My name is Zhang Wa. Zhang Wa stretched out her right hand and said to the caterpillar.
"My name is Caterpillar!" The caterpillar also followed Zhang Wa's example and stretched out her right hand.
Zhang Wa looked at the caterpillar that stopped his hand in the middle of the road, smiled and held his hand, and shook it twice: "This is what Brother Li taught me, and it is used by civilized people to greet me."
"Where did you use to be on an errand?" The caterpillar asked Zhang Wa.
Zhang Wa said embarrassedly: "I'm just a lonely ghost, follow Brother Li to eat!"
"Caterpillar, Zhang Wa has never been to the underworld, you have to help out, feel free to contact me if you have any news." Li Yuheng said.
"Actually, I also wanted to be a lonely ghost, but I didn't escape the eyes of the two adults, black and white, and I was caught by them. When I entered the underworld, I saw my first three lives in front of the Sansheng Stone, and the one who died was miserable, so I didn't want to be reincarnated, so they asked me to do chores in the judge's mansion. The caterpillar took Zhang Wa's hand and asked, "How did you escape in the first place?" β
"I didn't run away!" Zhang Wa blurted out, "The ghosts of our Dawangzhuang have never seen ghosts!" β
"Why?"
"How would I know!" Zhang Wa said and glanced at Li Yuheng, "Brother Li, you have also lived there for half a year, do you know?" β
"I also checked the terrain there, but I didn't find anything special!" Li Yuheng didn't feel anything wrong at the time, but now that he thinks about it, is it only Dawangzhuang that has this situation? If so, then there must be something wrong with Dawangzhuang.
"Forget it, we shouldn't worry about this kind of thing." Zhang Wa couldn't wait to ask, "Brother Li, do you have any other orders?" β
"You know how to do ghosts, just protect the caterpillars, don't bully other ghosts, you know, be careful of repeating my brother's mistakes." Li Yuheng's advice also exposed the reason why he became a woman.
"Got it, Brother Li!" Zhang Wa replied obediently.
"Caterpillar, close your eyes!" Li Yuheng shouted, after the caterpillar closed his eyes, he pinched the sword finger in his hand, and a black beam of light sank into the caterpillar's eyebrows along his fingertips, and a bewitching manzhu sawa bloomed. "Okay, you can open it."
The caterpillar touched the center of his eyebrows, felt cold, and said happily: "My lord, this can't be the flower they say, right?"
"That's right, but there's no reward!" Li Yuheng nodded, "What rumors have the old man spread about me in the underworld again?" β
"Men and women ......!" The caterpillar was happy for a while, and he didn't control his mouth, and quickly covered it with his hand.
"Men and women can eat it, huh!" Li Yuheng helped the caterpillar make up the words, gritted his teeth and said, "If there is anything else, say it, I won't be angry." β
The caterpillar looked at the corners of Li Yuheng's mouth twitching, and replied hesitantly: "My lord...... Not...... It's gone, it's really gone. β
"Big brother, do you want me to ......?"
"Not necessarily!" Before Zhang Wa finished speaking, Li Yuheng refused, "It's important to do business, just let him play tricks and get over it!" β
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Brother Li, are you there? Outside the house, there was a voice from Ah Duo.
"Here it is!" Li Yuheng responded to Ah Duo and let the caterpillar take Zhang Wa away.
"Then I'm in!" The doors were pushed open, and Ah Duocai said with a smile.
"Haven't you already come in!" Li Yuheng looked at Ah Duo, who was at a loss, and asked, "You won't get into trouble again, will you?" β
"How do you know?" Ah Duo smiled bitterly, "It's just that I accidentally lost what you gave me." β
Li Yuheng thought for a while and said, "What I gave you?" Silver ticket? If it's gone, it's gone, and someone will pay anyway. β
"It's not a silver ticket!" Ah Duo shook his head.
"It's not a silver ticket, it scared me, so tell me what it is?" Obviously, in Li Yuheng's heart, in addition to silver, she is a beauty.
"Happy!" Ah Duo squinted one eye, looked at Li Yuheng, and opened his mouth with difficulty.
"You say, as long as it's not about money, I'm not sad!"
"Happy little paper crane was split by my sword!"
"What did you say?" Li Yuheng was shocked. "Didn't you send a letter to Happy?"
"I didn't know, it came back suddenly, I didn't react for a while, I just ...... Just ......" Ah Duo took out the happiness of splitting it in half and put it in the palm of his hand.
"It's over, my brother must have something to look for me, so he put the happiness back." Li Yuheng scratched his head, "Why don't you look carefully and do it!" β
"Brother Li, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Ah Duo held the fragment in his hand and asked in a low voice, "Is there any salvation for happiness?" β
"Salvation can be saved, but there is no memory." Li Yuheng said dejectedly, "Let Qingfeng and them move quickly, we will deal with the matter here as soon as possible, and we will go back to Bixia." β
"Brother Li, why don't you give me the address where you send the letter happily, and I'll ask?" Ah Duo looked anxious, his fingers interlocked, and he kept rubbing.
Li Yuheng shook his head: "Ah Duo, can I hug you?" I have a bad feeling that I will be planted for the rest of my life! β
"Brother Li, I'm in trouble this time, haven't I?" Ah Duo stepped forward and gently hugged Li Yuheng in his arms.
"Calamity? Yes and no! Li Yuheng replied, "This disaster is a great blessing in the eyes of others, but I don't need it." Ah, haven't you always wanted to know who I am? β
"But I don't want to know now!" Ah Duo choked, "Is there anything I can do?" β
"I'm Li Luoxi, the daughter of the general Li Jibei!" Li Yuheng touched Ah Duo's head, "There is a bad sister in the family, so you can't do it if you want to." β
Ah Duo recalled vigorously: "Li Luoxi, this name is so familiar!"
"Emperor Yuque's future side concubine! Be blessed! Li Yuheng shook his head and smiled bitterly, what kind of sin did he create? Remembered? β
"Woo! Woo! Ah Duo suddenly squatted on the ground and began to cry bitterly. How can this be, I don't like Emperor Yuque, Brother Li, let's not want him, okay? β
"I can't bear to be reluctant, why don't you marry me for me!" Li Yuheng teased.
"Ahh Ah Duo still twitched, "But he knows me, if I get married, he may tear me up and feed me to the wolf!" β
Ah Duo suddenly looked up at Li Yuheng: "No, Brother Li, you seem to be marrying with your belly, why doesn't he know you?"
"What kind of logic are you? Let me not want him for a while, and for a while I am afraid that he will tear up and feed the wolf, this is good, leaping thinking! Li Yuheng sat directly on the chair next to him and said slowly, "Although Li Luoxi is the concubine of the General's Mansion, her biological mother died early, and the life of the young lady's body and maid, if it weren't for the marriage contract to protect her, I'm afraid the grave grass would have changed for a few years." Although Di Yuque knew that there was such a fiancΓ©e, he would never come to see her once, so she often disguised herself as a man and went to the barracks with her brother to pass the time. β
"Brother Li, I feel like you're not talking about yourself when you say it." Ah Duo tilted his head slightly to look at Li Yuheng.
"Because..."
(End of chapter)