(Foreword)

Hi everyone! My name is Cui Li, Cui Li's Cui Li, Cui Li's Li. As a 10,000-year-old supporting role, funny and showy existence, my heart has been itching, and I want to be the protagonist and realize the dream of the protagonist. No, I begged the author to treat her as a cow and a horse, pinching her shoulders and running errands, and finally she was kind to the old man, and for the sake of my sincerity, she gave me a chance to write a chapter about my story.

Okay, that's all there is to it, after all, the story is the main thing. (Of course, if you like me Cui Li, you might as well throw two rewards after tea and dinner, in your spare time, and it will not be in vain for me to make up so many blind ...... Oh no, the truth, after all, my mouth is dry. It's not good, it's not good, what I said earlier seems to have been heard by Boss Mengxue, and she's going to beat me! You help me keep it a secret, I haven't said anything! ）

Then the story, begin~

(Text)

A long, long time ago, in a deep mountain, there were seven little beauties and a snowy Cui Li...... (There's a shove of Rotten Tomatoes thrown at the bottom.) ）

Oh no, oh no, do it all over again.

Not long ago, Prince Cui Li summoned Saber with a crystal slipper (wow, isn't it?). Durian also thrown? ）

Wait, wait...... Actually, it's like this. If you want to talk about what this is all about, you have to start from the summer vacation when I received the admission letter for graduate students from China University of Science and Technology......

July 13, 2021 at 6:55 a.m

"Hahahaha~ Cui Li, just because you and that monster that looks like, you also want to defeat my Scab Ultraman?" Ultraman, who was swollen like a pig and had a fat face like a bun, pointed at me and the "poop" monster around him, and rushed towards us.

Just as I was raising the "poop" monster and trying to throw it at the fat pig Ultraman, there was a sudden burst of music from the sky that said "crackling, crackling, horning~". I just looked up when I saw a pair of pink shorts fall straight down.

"Grandpa~ Maruko is here!"

The doorbell rang suddenly, waking me up from my sleep.

"Who is it, who is disturbing Lao Tzu's sleep at such a time! I'm going to destroy his grandson! As soon as I lifted the quilt and stood up, my face was full of anger, but I was shivering with the cold air blowing in front of me, so I quickly wrapped myself in a blanket, took the glasses that I put aside, and walked to the door.

"Who?"

"Grandson, it's me, your grandfather." A familiar voice came from outside the door.

Through the cat's eye, I peeked outside, that look, that hunchback, it was really my grandfather!

Child's words are untaboo, children's words are untaboo...... I've been joking all the time.

I pulled a cross on my chest and slowly opened the door.