My uncle was dumbfounded, and my Yueling clapped and applauded!

After all the grass is burned, all that remains is grass and wood ash, and the three stones are also burned, and at the beginning of the month, a bucket of soil is evenly sprinkled on top of the three stones, so that the soil will also be hot!

"Lin Tian, are you still a virgin?" My uncle suddenly burst into a sentence.

Ye Luan's faces and I turned red as soon as we brushed them, I nodded seriously, everyone looked at the two of us suspiciously, and my uncle asked again: "You really didn't break your body?" ”

Then I stupidly came up with a sentence: "Does it count as a masturbation?" ”

With a snort, Yue Ling and I laughed at the beginning of the month, laughing wildly.

Ye Luan glanced at me resentfully, my old face turned even redder, and my uncle also laughed and said, "That's okay, as long as you haven't touched a woman, you can pee on these graves." ”

"Oh!" I nodded, then stood up, and was about to pull up my pants when something suddenly didn't happen.

"What are you looking at? Turn your face away! "I was dumbfounded and looked at the moon and my moon spirit.

"Hahahaha!" Ye Luan's demonic laughter then sounded.

I can't wait to find a hole to drill into, how can I get these two women

Then the amount of this bubble was very large, and after urinating, I also shivered, which was sour

When the uncle saw that I had finished peeing, he said to the moon: "Wu Guo, quickly take off the clothes of the two of them and carry them to the top."

The beginning of the month and I hurriedly took off all the clothes that were deaf and blind, leaving only one pair of pants, and then put two on the bluestone.

"Lan Lan, you give them two, one drops two drops of blood on his lips!" My uncle said.

"Okay!" Ye Luan walked up, squeezed his fingers, and after dropping two drops of blood, he put his fingers in his mouth and sucked them, he had already cut his fingers on the mountain just now, and now he has just healed and cracked again, and I am distressed to death.

Then the next moment, a wonderful scene appeared

The smoke came out of the earth, scorching the deaf and blind two people, their bodies trembling, and the naked eye could see that their whole bodies began to sweat, sweat was not transparent, but green

As soon as the sweat came out, it was immediately steamed off by the smoke

It's just that there was a strong smell of urine in those smokes, and I, Yue Ling and Ye Luan, hurriedly covered their noses.

After more than half an hour, until their sweat became transparent, my uncle said, "Almost, you quickly help them up, go home, find them clean clothes, don't catch a cold!" ”

When I got home, I found two sets of my uncle's clothes and put them on, and then put them in our room and occupied my bed.

It stinks so much and takes up my bed, I'm so willing

Because you can squeeze a bed with Ye Luan at night!

Unexpectedly, as soon as I got into bed and touched my buttocks, Ye Luan kicked me out of bed with one kick, and Lao Tzu almost cried!

I sat on the ground, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't go anywhere, so I just lay on the floor and played with the child's temper

Then after waiting for about ten minutes, Ye Luan's voice came from the bed: "Get out, but you give me honesty, if you dare to move again, I will kick you down again."

As soon as I squirmed in, I got into bed, got into the warm bed, and didn't dare to make any more moves

can only step by step, get closer to Ye Luan little by little, and hold it in the last hand, but don't dare to move.

People say that marrying an eldest sister's wife is a sin, and I feel a little bullied now, but I am willing!

I would rather be bullied by Ye Luan to death, this may be the legendary pain and happiness, in fact, there is no pain at all, I love Ye Luan, she loves me too, we are very happy together, very happy.

I fell asleep unconsciously, and I had never been able to sleep so peacefully, and I was so happy to sleep with Ye Luan in my arms.

In the early morning, I was woken up by the sound of coughing, I got up with a grunt, but I saw that I was deaf and blind and had woken up, I hurriedly walked over, and I said, "Two old uncles, are you awake?" ”

"Water, give us water to drink!"

I hurried to the kitchen, poured two bowls of lukewarm water from the hot water, and quickly brought them over.

The two of them each carried a large bowl, and they drank it with a grunt, obviously very thirsty, but also, roasted like that last night, and sweated so much, it was good not to collapse.

After drinking, the two of them took a deep breath before turning their heads to look at me, and the deaf old man smiled and said, "Thank you for saving us." ”

"Don't say that, you're not saved," I said in a low voice, "at the beginning of the month." ”

"Just help each other." The blind old man added, "Where are we?" ”

After hearing the voice, my uncle and Brother Yueling at the beginning of the month also got up and walked towards us.

"Two benefactors, are you finally awake?" At the beginning of the month, I was very excited.

"Don't say that, don't you save us now." The deaf old man waved his hand and said, "I'm really sorry to stain your bed and quilt all the dirty." ”

"Where." My uncle said, "It's good that you wake up, yesterday was really hanging, and I almost couldn't go back to the sky." ”

"Hehe, I went to the ghost gate and closed it for a while, but Lord Yama thought we stink, so he didn't dare to accept it, so he put it back." The blind old man said, "Please boil some water for us, and we will take a bath." ”

"Okay, okay, we'll go right away." At the beginning of the month, I turned around and went out.

After boiling the water, the deaf and blind went into the bathroom, and the blind old man couldn't see, so the deaf old man had to help him wash, and the two people estimated that they couldn't take a bath once a year, and this time they actually washed it in our house.

At the beginning of the month, Yueling and I went out to buy breakfast, and when we came back, the two of us happened to come out of the bathroom.

As the old saying goes, people rely on clothes, and it is true that the two old men after changing and washing look so energetic, and now they are just messy heads, although they are also washed, but they are all knotted together.

At the request of the two old men, my uncle took out scissors and cut off the heads of the two, completely restoring their human appearance!

When we were surprised to ask them why, the blind old man said, "Don't be taken away by the unenlightened, he will give us the head to drop it." ”

"Don't realize? Head down? "We were taken aback, especially me and my uncle, we have all been lowered, my one is borrowing the longevity egg, my uncle is the stone down, now I think about it, I still have palpitations.

The two old men did not speak, the deaf old man saw the kitchen knife rack of the old man with a kitchen knife on credit, and quickly pulled the blind old man to run over, and then excitedly put the blind old man's hand on the kitchen knife stand, tears appeared in his eyes and said: "Blind, you touch it, what is this?" ”