Chapter 65: Bathing and embarrassing
I went, walked around for so long, and finally came back......
It wasn't until the evening that Luo Tianyi was hungry, so she ended shopping, returned to school, and went to the cafeteria for dinner.
After dinner, back to the dormitory, Luo Tianhuan didn't know where everyone else went, there was no one in the dormitory, maybe he went to eat or play.
Regardless of this, Luo Tianhuan immediately collapsed on his bed and walked around the street all afternoon, he was so tired that he didn't want to move anymore, his legs were sore, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.
He didn't understand, why girls always have endless energy when they were shopping, according to this, Lu Yun was also like this, she didn't look tired at all, and now she was still sitting on the same bed, discussing with great interest what she saw and heard today.
"Yiyi, it's getting dark, hurry up and take a bath." After resting for a while, Luo Tianhuan cheered up a little and sat up.
"Oh." Luo Tianyi reluctantly responded, got up from Lu Yun's bed, and walked in front of Luo Tianhuan.
"What are you doing in the shower?" Luo Tianhuan raised his head and looked at Luo Tianyi suspiciously.
"I won't bathe myself, you can wash it for me." Luo Tianyi said as a matter of course.
"Holy!" Luo Tianhuan was so surprised in an instant that he almost choked to death with his own saliva. "You're so old that you can't take a shower yourself? Who are you fooling? β
Luo Tianyi replied innocently: "Really not, when I was at home, my mother helped me wash it." β
Luo Tianhuan was speechless for an instant, Mom, can you not be so spoiled? I can't even take a shower by myself now, which gives me a headache!
"Mom usually washes it for you, you can wash it however you want." After being silent for a long time, Luo Tianhuan held back this sentence.
"Hmm......" Luo Tianyi thought for a moment and showed a distressed expression. I usually don't pay much attention to it, I forget it, and I wash it myself, which feels so troublesome. β
I'm a big man to help you take a bath, it's even more troublesome!
Luo Tianhuan was slandered, and in the end, there was nothing he could do, so he simply became arrogant: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!" Anyway, you wash it yourself! β
Well, it seems, it's more arrogant than arrogant......
"Hmm...... Brother, don't you want to help me wash? Luo Tianyi tilted her head, very puzzled, it was the first time she had seen Luo Tianhuan so arrogant.
"Yes! And, not only don't want to, but can't! There is nothing to deny this, Luo Tianhuan admitted it directly.
"Why?" Luo Tianyi was even more curious.
ββ¦β¦ Because...... There is a difference between men and women...... "Luo Tianhuan didn't know how to explain it, and he held it for a long time before he could hold back such a sentence, otherwise how else could he say it, and directly popularize the difference between men and women with her? Brother's shame hasn't reached that level yet!
"What is the difference between men and women?" Luo Tianyi continued to ask.
"The difference between men and women is ...... Boys and girls are distinguished by the difference ......" Luo Tianhuan explained it literally, far-fetched, just hoping to fool Yiyi over.
"Is there a difference between a man and a woman? What's the difference? Why can't I see it? Luo Tianyi is like a curious baby, digging into the roots, what Luo Tianhuan says, she asks.
It's still young, and it's not yet starting to develop, so on the surface, of course, you can't see any difference.
Luo Tianhuan complained in his heart, and continued to explain the temperament: "The main difference is between men and women...... In short, it's different in many ways......"
"Isn't it different? Brother, what's different about that? Luo Tianyi, who was even more puzzled, looked at Luo Tianhuan curiously, and looked up and down carefully, wanting to see what was different.
it!
Luo Tianyi's slightly aggressive gaze directly startled Luo Tianhuan, he felt a chill all over his body, and subconsciously took a step back, Yiyi's eyes looked a bit like he
Tai, wouldn't she want to take off my clothes and study my anatomy?
Woo woo~~~~ Who's going to save me......
"Uh......" Luo Tianhuan struggled for a long time, and he didn't know how to tell Yiyi what was the difference between men and women...... You can't just say it...... Brother can't open that mouth......
ββ¦β¦ When you grow up, you'll know ......" After holding back for a long time again, Luo Tianhuan finally held back such a sentence, no way, he really didn't know how to explain it, and when he found a time, he must give Yiyiko a good difference between boys and girls, lest she do anything embarrassing or make any jokes in the future, otherwise, my brother will feel ashamed for her.
Moreover, if this continues, my brother's discipline will become negative, and I always feel that things have even developed into a deformed situation......
"Cut, can't you tell me now when I'm older?" Luo Tianyi smacked his tongue unhappily.
"Uh...... The main thing is that I don't know what to tell you...... If I really say it, my discipline will really become negative. Luo Tianhuan explained, with a helpless face. Anyway, when you grow up, you will naturally understand. β
"Cut, it's boring!" Luo Tianyi pursed his lips, but seeing Luo Tianhuan's very embarrassed face, he finally didn't ask any more questions.
When I go, it's really scary to understand that there is a difference between men and women, and it's scary to have a world without safety and health education...... Mom, if you leave, why do you leave me a lot of questions, can't you just give Yiyiko some knowledge of men and women? I'm having a headache right now! Do you want to write a book about safety and health education in the future? It feels like all the books in this world are not as useful as this book!
"Huh......" Just when Luo Tianhuan thought that Yiyi had asked enough and breathed a sigh of relief, Yiyi suddenly came with a divine mending knife, which made him completely collapse and completely defeated by Yiyi's innocence.
"Brother, you haven't told me yet, why can't you help me take a bath because of the difference between men and women?"
Bang!!!
Luo Tianhuan hit the street directly, fell to the ground, and silently held a bowl of beef noodles in his heart, full of cows!
Woo woo woo woo ~ ~~~ go around and around, and come back again, then my festival just now is white! Yiyi, you're enough! Who's going to teach me!!
"That'...... That, little fantasy, or I'...... Shall I help Yiyi wash? Seeing that Luo Tianhuan was really embarrassed, Lu Yun came out to play a round.
"Uh-huh!" Luo Tianhuan's eyes lit up, and he was immediately overjoyed, feeling that it was the luckiest thing to know Lu Yun today!
"Okay then......" Luo Tianyi didn't have any opinions, as long as someone could help him take a bath, of course, the premise was that he had to know this person.
"Brother, hurry up and take out the shampoo and shower gel." Luo Tianyi took out the clothes he wanted to wear from the closet, and said to Luo Tianhuan without looking back.
"Oh......" Luo Tianhuan felt that something seemed to be wrong, but he didn't think too much about it, and took out the shampoo and shower gel from the space bracelet.
"Huh? This...... What is it? Seeing that Luo Tianhuan suddenly had two more bottles of things in his hand, Lu Yun was very curious.
it! Suffer!
Luo Tianhuan then remembered that now he is not at home, and he can't unscrupulously take out things that don't belong to this world, such as mobile phones, computers, etc., otherwise, if it is discovered, it will not only be difficult to explain, but also make a lot of absolutely unimaginable troubles!
And shampoo and shower gel are not things in this world, Luo Tianhuan didn't react for a while, but he was discovered by Lu Yun, which made him anxious like an ant on a hot pot, racking his brains to find a way to fool the past.
"Hmm...... It is used to wash hair and rub the body, and it is made with many different herbs and many spices. Luo Tian had a whimsical move and hurriedly explained.
"Yay? So how did I not know there was such a thing? Lu Yun tilted her head and asked again.
"Because my family made it myself, I didn't take it out and sell it, so you don't know." Luo Tianhuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and answered Lu Yun's question.
"Oh......" Lu Yun nodded, as a good child, she didn't have so many quirky problems like Luo Tianyi.
Seeing that Lu Yun didn't ask any more questions, Luo Tianhuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this time he accidentally took out shampoo and shower gel, and he could barely fool the past, if he accidentally took out his mobile phone next time, take the jujube pill!
Therefore, in order to avoid this situation, when Luo Tianhuan came to the dormitory with Luo Tianyi, he warned Luo Tianyi that he could not casually take his mobile phone and other things out to play in front of others, because this is not something that belongs to the Star Soul Realm, if it is discovered by others, it will cause a lot of trouble, and it will even be arrested by some inhumane organizations for interrogation and research.
Luo Tianhuan deliberately said that the consequences of the mobile phone being found were very serious, which made Luo Tianyi startled, so he promised Luo Tianhuan to hand over the mobile phone and other things to Luo Tianhuan for safekeeping, and when there was no one, he would secretly take it out to play.
Because of this, Luo Tianyi did not play with his mobile phone that day.
"Sister Lu, I'm ready." Luo Tianyi hugged her clothes and asked Lu Yun to take her to take a bath.
"Okay." Lu Yun responded shyly.
"Uh...... That one...... I thought about it, or I'll help Yiyi wash, well, it's such a happy decision! At this time, Luo Tianhuan suddenly repented, grabbed Luo Tianyi's hand suddenly, dragged her to the bathroom quickly, slammed the door and locked it, not giving Lu Yun a chance to ask "why".
"Brother, didn't you just say that you couldn't help me take a bath, why can you do it now?" Luo Tianyi shook off Luo Tianhuan's hand and tilted his head suspiciously.
"Little Ancestor, please don't ask why, okay? I'm now one head and two big. Luo Tianhuan only felt a splitting headache, and he was about to go crazy when asked.
After taking a few deep breaths, Luo Tianhuan calmed down, and then explained the reason to Luo Tianyi: "Because I'm afraid that when Sister Lu is helping you take a bath, if you are not careful, you will leak out the things that do not belong to this world, such as mobile phones, in case something happens, you are responsible?" β
"Am I that careless?" Luo Tianyi pursed his lips unhappily and didn't overdo it.
Luo Tianhuan didn't speak, shrugged his shoulders, and regarded it as a default.
"Hmph, take a shower." glaring at Luo Tianhuan, Luo Tianyi began to undress.
I'm going to go!
Luo Tianhuan was suddenly shocked, and quickly turned around, turning his back to Luo Tianyi, flustered.
What is swollen, what is swollen, what is swollen? I want to bathe Yiyi, what should I do!?
When the sound of Si Suo Suo behind him stopped, Luo Tianhuan still did not calm down.
"Brother, you have your back to me, how can you help me take a bath?" Luo Tianyi casually threw his clothes on the ground and asked.
"Uh...... That one...... Let me prepare first......" Luo Tianhuan kept taking a deep breath, trying to calm his excitement.
What should I do if I am swollen? There's no way around it! Yiyi is still young, and there is no concept of men and women, but I do!
Bridge bean sack (etc.)!! Yiyi is still young...... Yes, Yiyi is still young, she has not yet begun to develop, and she is estimated to drink milk, no different from a boy, just treat her as a boy! So, isn't it just to help Yiyi take a bath, so what's so exciting, my brother is not interested in **he
taiοΌ Besides, my brother is now equivalent to Yiyi's father, just helping Yiyi take a bath, what's not to do? Well, that's normal!
Well, thinking about it like this, Luo Tianhuan calmed down, turned around, and faced the naked Yiyi, two blush couldn't help but appear on his face, and his mood was still a little nervous.
After all, it was the first time he had seen a woman's body directly, even if it was a ** body, which made him feel shy and nervous.
However, this did not prevent him from helping Yiyi take a bath.
took out a small stool and asked Luo Tianyi to sit down, Luo Tianhuan made a plate of hot water, and then stood behind her, with a safe distance from her, ready to help her wash her hair first.
Speaking of which, this bathroom is equipped with a small mixed formation of water and fire, and when you turn on the switch, you can have hot water for a bath.
In the toilets, a small water system is arranged to discharge sewage.
In addition, a small lighting pattern is arranged on the ceiling of the dormitory, and at night, as long as the switch is turned on, it will bring light to the dormitory.
I have to say that the people who designed these convenient small formations are really talented.
"Hurt! Luo Tianhuan, be careful, you pulled my hair! When washing her hair, Luo Tianyi felt that Luo Tianyi's technique was really bad, always pulling her hair, and it was about to hurt her to death.
"Got it, got it." Luo Tianhuan pursed his lips, please, my brother is the first time to help women take a bath, and my brother should also pay attention to the distance to avoid the onset of female phobia, it is already very good to be able to do this, you still have so many requirements, it is really more difficult to serve than your ancestors.
After washing his hair, Luo Tianhuan took a deep breath, stretched out his hands that were trembling because of the attack of female phobia, and began to help Yiyi scrub her body.
β¦β¦
After more than ten minutes, Luo Tianhuan finally broke free from hell.
Luo Tianyi put on her clothes, didn't care about her wet hair, ran directly to Lu Yun's bed, and started playing with Lu Yun.
"Yiyi, you smell so good, is it because you used those two things? Can I use it? A burst of aroma emanated from Luo Tianyi's body, which made Lu Yun very envious.
"No problem!" Anyway, the shampoo and shower gel have been exposed, and Luo Tianyi simply let Lu Yun use them.
Luo Tianhuan walked out of the bathroom listlessly and weakly, and fell directly on his bed.
I feel so tired......
After all, helping Yiyi take a bath, he will touch Yiyi at close range, and Luo Tianhuan's female phobia will naturally attack, which brings him huge psychological pressure, so that for more than ten minutes, he has been in a state of extreme nervousness, fear, and pressure, and finally the whole person is out of energy.
Lying on the bed, Luo Tianhuan, who was exhausted, felt a wave of sleepiness and involuntarily closed his eyes.