Chapter 2: Emotional Mentors
"What? You said you could let me step into Tianzun in one day! Young master, you may not know, the Tianzun realm is even more difficult than ascending to the sky, it's not that you can break through if you say that you can break through, otherwise, I wouldn't be stuck here for decades, I'm afraid that there will be no hope for Tianzun in my life. Liang Xiaofu sighed softly, with a trace of unwillingness and helplessness on his face.
"Really!"
"Young master, don't tease the old slave, Tianzun is simply impossible for me, I'm already old!"
"Old man, I said yes, isn't it just a mere Tianzun realm, what's so difficult? If you continue to be decadent, see that I don't smoke you to death. Liang Xiu was angry with a hint of anger, he was angry that Liang Xiaofu was too unmotivated.
"Okay, if you can really do it, I'll swear allegiance to you, anyway, I'm also your father's person...... and he loves you so much, it shouldn't be fine!" Liang Xiaofu also had a trace of expectation in his heart.
"I suddenly don't want to help you again!"
"Don't don't, young master, if you can really help me break through, even if you ask me to beat you Lao Tzu, then I will do it!"
"What, you dare to hit me Lao Tzu? Old man, you're going to be the other way around! "Liang Xiu deliberately made things difficult.
"My little ancestor, just let me go." Liang Xiaofu had a kind of depression that wanted to cry without tears.
"Okay, old man, you quickly wipe Xiaoling's buttocks, oh no, it's trouble!" Liang Xiu hurriedly smirked at Lu Ling on the side.
Lu Lingqi immediately rolled up his sleeves and glared at Liang Xi fiercely.
"Xiaoling, look at you so cute, how old are you this year?"
"Hmph, eight years old."
"And guess how old I am?"
"You are a little bit, you are only three years old at most, I think you are a three-year-old doll, and you will call me sister in the future." She looked at the short Liang Xiu, looked at the tender little face, stretched her hand forward, and then retracted it, and couldn't help muttering with envy and hatred in her heart: "How can he be so cute!" I really want to pinch his face, the skin is so tender, I don't want ....... ”
"No, I'm almost sixteen." Liang Xiu's words instantly pulled back Lu Ling, who had fallen into the abyss of nymphonia.
"Who believes it?"
"If you don't believe it, you're right! Xiaoling, how can there be an abandonment after your name? It's hard to hear. ”
"Hmph, I want you to take care of it, it is said that I was abandoned, so when I picked up my grandfather, he added a discarded name to my name, and there was a Lu on my jade pendant, so he gave me the name of Lu Ling's abandonment." A trace of sadness flashed in her eyes, she really wanted to have a home, to have her parents to hurt, to have her parents' love, and to live a happy life as a family.
"In this way, then you will be my Liang Xiu's person in the future, and your name will naturally have to be changed, just call Lu Lingxin, this name is like a girl!"
"Hmm!" Lu Lingxin's face suddenly flushed, and he lowered his head and stopped talking.
"Grandpa, I met a good guy today, although he looks bad, but he has a good heart." For the first time, she felt a touch of warmth except for her grandfather.
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Liang Xiu then instructed Liang Xiaofu to buy pen and ink and a rag, and his new signboard was quickly erected.
【Professional Emotional Mentor】
【Professionally dealing with all kinds of forced marriages】
【Specialized in providing refuge for marriage escape】
[Professionally accept all kinds of girls with difficulties]
[Professionally teach you how to embark on the glorious road of love saint, love king, love infatuation, and love madness]
[Various single women are also accepted]
[Don't miss the passing, the opportunity is in front of you, hurry, immediately, seize it, don't miss the only opportunity in your life to get on the bus. 】
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The passers-by and stall owners on the side of the street were dumbfounded, and a handful of black lines floated on everyone's faces, pointing at Liang Xiu and others, with a look of contempt and disgust.
"Grandpa, he's not a good person......." Lu Lingxin immediately changed her opinion.
"Master, the young master's taste is so heavy! He has such a heavy taste at such a young age! How could this be!! Liang Xiaofu was also very puzzled in his heart.
Passers-by kept pointing and whispering;
"This old and young man is really immoral, and he actually buys women on the street!! The current way of the world is really down! ”
"You go and inform the city guards, and they say that someone has abducted and trafficked women."
In the teahouse across the street, there were just a few people sitting at the window, and they were all attracted by the noise below, and finally they were all shocked by Liang Xiu's strong sign.
"Yan'er, what do you think? If you go down and try it, maybe people will really take you, haha. The man in the dragon robe deliberately pinched the bewitching woman's buttocks.
"Dead ghost, you are full of vinegar, people want to follow you, how can you go with that dwarf, I'm afraid he won't even be able to enter my hole, and when the time comes, it won't be teased to death, just thinking about it makes people feel extremely disgusted and disgusting."
"Hahaha, beauty, what you said is so good, my brother will let your water curtain cave flood at night."
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In front of the stall, Liang Xiaofu had a black old face, lowered his head, and patiently persuaded: "Young master, you hurry up and accept this, you see that others are pointing at us, it must be a joke for us, if it is passed back to the family, I am afraid it will not be good for you."
"Old man, your thoughts are too pedantic, and quite dirty, if you want to follow me in the future, you must throw away all these pedantic thoughts to me, so as not to lose my face." Liang Xiu looked at Liang Xiaofu with disgust, and couldn't help but read the poem,
"The world is drunk and I am sober, the world is turbid and I am alone, the world laughs at me for being too stupid, I laugh at the world for not seeing through, if you don't understand, three days later, look at him again."
"Okay, good poetry, that's great." The shock in Liang Xiaofu's heart at this moment was self-evident, and after pondering it again, he became more and more surprised in his heart: "Can you say such a thing, is this still the young master who was only a promise before?"
He looked at Liang Xiu's gaze changed again, and said happily from the bottom of his heart: "Young master, if the lord and the lady know about your change, they will be very happy."
"Shhhh It must not be said that we must keep a low profile, and only by keeping a low profile can we achieve great things. Liang Xiu then said to Lu Lingxin: "Xiaoling, let's go collect some interest tonight, so that everyone in the city knows the strength of our dwarf god gate."
Then he looked at Liang Xiaofu again, "Old man, you can also go with us at night." ”
"Young master, now that the lord and the lady are not in Dusk Dragon City, we really have to keep a low profile, otherwise the old slave will not be able to protect the young master."
"You're afraid of a bird, if anyone doesn't obey us, him, stud, either the clubhouse is young, or work in the field." Liang Xiu scratched his nose very handsomely with his thumb, and the ruffian's tone blurted out instantly.
Liang Xiaofu was speechless for a while, and his heart was quite bitter, what is this, he didn't understand a word of what Liang Xiu said just now, why did this person say that he would change!
"What has the young master experienced in the past half a year, he has changed so much, and he is still so shameless! You'll have to look into it. ”
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At this moment, a woman wearing a black hat walked up to the stall vigilantly, "That, may I ask who of you is the emotional mentor?" ”
Liang Xiu immediately jumped on the table, pointed at himself with his thumb and said, "Ben Shao is, does the girl need any help?" ”
"You?" When she saw Liang Xi for the first time, she also instantly became a nymphomaniac, "It's so cute, so cute, it's not good, I really want to pinch it!" She unconsciously stretched out her hand towards Liang Xiu.
"Girl, what do you want to do? Do you want to be less rude in broad daylight? Okay, come on, hurt each other, Ben Shaocai is not afraid of you, if I let you be rude, you can let me kiss it, so it's fair. Liang Xiu squeezed his eyebrows and stared at others.
"Ugh!" The woman blushed, quickly looked away, and then looked at Liang Xiaofu on the side, "Senior, is this your stall?" ”
Liang Xiaofu shook his head and smiled bitterly, but did not make a sound.
"Girl, you're not right, Ben Shao said it so clearly, you still have to ask! You don't believe in Ben Shao's ability, I see that you are not only fragrant and beautiful, but also have a good figure, Ben Shao will pinch your fingers and count ....... Liang Xiu gagged, put his hands on his waist, and showed a displeased expression.
"Listen, you were forced to marry by your family and fled here, and now the pursuers are chasing here, and it is even more urgent for you, you want to find a refuge in my place, so as to escape their pursuit, am I talking about?"
The woman in the cloak suddenly opened her mouth wide, and the surprise in her eyes was even more difficult to hide, she hurriedly took two steps back, and looked at Liang Xiaofu vigilantly, she had been cautious, it was impossible for anyone to know about her, and the cute little kid in front of her actually said a word, which made her shocked and afraid.
She felt her gaffe, and immediately changed her words and admired: "What Mr. Xiao said is extremely true, it was abrupt just now, I hope Mr. Xiao will forgive me."
"Heh, what is small, am I so small? I'll be an adult in a few months, but I'm no younger than you, and you're so disrespectful, little girl! Liang Xiu was bickering, and his face was full of evil smiles.
"You!" The woman in the cloak was suddenly angry, and she was depressed in her heart, "You are obviously very small, and it is already very face-saving to call Mr., and you are not satisfied!" ”
The more she stayed here would be more dangerous, maybe the two of them would have chased after her, and she wouldn't have time to grind her teeth here.
"You said that you are about to become an adult, then you must be the dwarf of the Liang family, you are indeed a little older than me, but if it is you, I am afraid there will be no way to help me at all, disturb." She thought about it calmly, and then based on those rumors, she could roughly deduce Liang Xiu's identity.
"Girl, please stay, the so-called Shibei three days must be impressive, your understanding of me is only from other people's mouths, Zifei knows the joy of fish, and you are not me, how do you know that I can't help you?" Liang Xiu then pretended to be forced;
"Isn't it just two Ten Vein Earth Venerable powerhouses, I can just send a Heavenly Venerable to destroy them."
"How do you know?" The woman's heart was shocked, the first time it may have been a coincidence, but the second time it was not a coincidence, but really capable.
"Don't say it, don't say it!" He only deduced these things by observing the woman's words, deeds and expressions, as soon as she came, she looked at Liang Xiaofu with a begging look, and she should be able to sense Liang Xiaofu's cultivation, so he had a rough idea in his heart.
"Please also ask the gentleman to show the way for the little girl."
"It's easy to say, as long as you are willing to join the Dwarf Divine Sect, I will protect you thoroughly, so young you have the cultivation of Xuanzun's peak, it can be seen that the talent is extraordinary."
"But I don't want to join any force, if Mr. is willing to help me, Ling'er will owe you a favor, if you ask for it in the future, Ling'er will do her best to help."
"Then you go quickly, if you don't leave, maybe you won't be able to leave, and then you will be caught back by them, and then your cultivation will be imprisoned, and then you will marry someone you don't like, or even a fat and waste stupid pig, and then give him a group of piglets, you stay alone in the empty house, he spends all day drinking, this kind of life is not bad!"
Xiao Ling'er only took three steps, she stopped her steps, she bit her tender lip, and finally made up her mind, "Okay, I'll join the Dwarf Divine Sect." ”
"Swear!"
"I, Xiao Ling'er, swear to join the Dwarf Divine Sect today, and if I betray it, I won't die well."
"Very good, I am the master of the dwarf god gate, call the master of the sound door to listen."
"Hmph, don't scream, unless your cultivation is higher than mine, don't talk about it."
"Have a personality, wait, sooner or later, I'll let you call me the master obediently."
"Xiaoling, the old man closes the stall."
“……。”
"Young master, did you expect her to come?" Liang Xiaofu began to have a hint of admiration, but more doubts, as if Liang Xiu set up a stall to wait for her.
"Old man, Ben Shao knows astronomy and geography, up and down for 5,000 years, Ben Shao pinched his fingers and calculated, tomorrow the dwarf god gate will be famous in the city, ask you are not excited? Unhappy? Ha ha!! ”
"Well, young master, when I didn't ask anything." Liang Xiaofu obediently shut up and worked silently, silence is golden.
"Wait, can we take it?"
At this moment, a few fat women suddenly appeared on the other side of the street, and they came rushing wildly, the fierce painting style, the world-shaking face, the beating fat, the charming pace, the earth was trembling, and the hearts of the people were panicking.
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[Wealth: 0, Cultivation: 0]