Chapter 159: The Pig Soul Upper Body
Hmph, it's him again! What a ghost! Lu Xiyi was puffing out, and his two small fists were clenched tightly. The surname Lou is the first year of junior high school, so don't blame her for being fifteen, she has to find a way to respond to him well.
Zhong Yihan saw that Lu Xiyi's face was flushed, and he felt sorry for her, so he comforted: "Shopkeeper Lu, the future is long, there will always be a day to settle accounts with him!" ”
"Get out of here!" Lu Xiyi kicked that person hard, and the other party was very grateful, like a mouse in the night, a smoke left. Lu Xiyi squinted his eyes, pondered, slapped his hands, and hooked the corners of his mouth: "I have a way to deal with this old guy, a tooth for a tooth!" ”
Zhong Yihan frowned: "Shopkeeper Lu, you want to ......"
Lu Xiyi hooked his hand and pointed in the direction where he left, meaning to catch up. Lu Xiyi expected that person must have gone to inform the building staff of the results of tonight's actions, as long as he followed him, he would be able to meet the building staff.
So, Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan caught up, but tried to keep their distance so that the other party could see it. After walking about twenty miles, I saw a house in the distance, brightly lit, and I thought it was the villa of a certain bureaucratic landlord.
The man came to the gate, knocked anxiously on the door, and in a moment someone poked his head out.
"Tell the building staff that it's me Wang Da!" The man reported himself to his home.
And the men in the door went in again, and after a while they invited the king into the house. On the hall, the building staff hugged a beautiful woman and kissed her mouth, Wang Da was not close to it, so he coughed twice to arouse the attention of the building staff.
The building staff was not afraid that Wang Da would see it, so he beckoned Wang Da into the hall: "What's going on?" ”
"Outside the building staff, something is wrong!" Wang Da's expression was desperate, frustrated, and anxious.
The muscles on the corner of the building clerk's mouth twitched, and his gaze suddenly became stern: "What's the matter?" ”
"Just when I was drugging Zhang San's second batch of pigs, Lu Xiyi suddenly appeared!" Wang Da's voice trembled, with a crying voice, recalling the scene when he was put on his neck by Zhong Yihan with a sword in the pigsty, Wang Da still had palpitations.
The building clerk's face was covered with clouds, he stood up, cut his hands behind his back, and walked around, even if the beautiful woman came to beat him on the back, he felt impatient, and loudly blasted the beauty away: "How can Lu Xiyi appear?" ”
"I don't know!" Wang Dadao, "She said to me that she wanted revenge on ......"
The building staff frowned downward, as if Mount Tai was pressing the top.
"She said she was going to settle accounts with the building staff!" Wang Da's voice was so weak that he could barely hear himself.
There was a trace of horror in the depths of the building staff's eyes, but in an instant, the corners of his mouth were hooked, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph, Lu Xiyi wants to take revenge on me?" What a thing is she! Standing behind me is the eldest princess, she dares to touch me, don't think about opening the winery! ”
At this time, a sarcastic ridicule came slowly, Wang Da was familiar with this voice, and hurriedly hid behind the building staff, his eyes rolling bonely.
"Damn, so cowardly and afraid, I really shouldn't have asked you to do such a thing, you must have been scared and shook me out!" Before the building clerk's voice fell, he snapped and hit Wang Da in the face, and Wang Da groaned and fell to the ground. Then, the building staff walked out of the hall, stood on the steps, and shouted into the air, "Lu Xiyi, if it's you, come out quickly, don't pretend to be a ghost with me!" ”
In the dark, Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan walked out, and the building staff trembled in fright.
Lu Xiyi's eyes were full of contempt: "Outside the building staff, you are so bad, you actually attacked hundreds of pigs, are you not afraid that these pigs will turn into cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods to complain to you?" ”
Although Lu Xiyi's words are a joke, they are very scary to hear outside the building staff, everything has life and soul, who can say that pigs can't become ghosts? He had heard many things about being retributed by cows and dogs for liking beef and eating dog meat. However, although he was scared in his heart, he still said: "Pigs are meant to be eaten by people, what kind of ghosts do they become!" Lu Xiyi, don't talk nonsense to scare me! ”
While talking to Lu Xiyi, the building clerk gestured to Wang Da with his hand behind his back, asking him to call someone over to deal with Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan. But Wang Da was already frightened, where did he dare to call someone, he drilled under the table of the Eight Immortals, and he didn't dare to show his head to Zhong Yihan, for fear that Zhong Yihan would cut off his head like cutting a stake.
"People are watching from heaven, you have hurt so many living things, and God will not let you go." Lu Xiyi's eyes smiled, "Let me ask you, are you a little dizzy now?" ”
When the building staff heard Lu Xiyi say this, they were really dizzy, not only dizzy, but also faintly wanted to vomit. However, the clerk only thought that Lu Xiyi was playing tricks and didn't take her words seriously.
Lu Xiyi glanced at Zhong Yihan, and the corners of Zhong Yihan's mouth also hooked up a sarcastic smile: "In the next step, you will feel soft hands and feet, and your whole body will be weak." ”
As if Zhong Yihan's words were magical, the building staff felt numb and weak in their hands and feet, almost unable to support it, and their bodies shook and almost fell to the ground. The building staff looked panicked, thinking to themselves, impossible, Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan will not be able to spell, why do they say anything, what will I do?
"Outside of the building staff, if you have all the above symptoms, as we said, then you are not far from death." Lu Xiyi actually longed for the building staff to die outside, because he had done too many bad things, and without him, maybe there would not be so many grievances in the capital. "Because, you are now being carried by the ghosts of a pack of pigs, and they hate you for poisoning, so they want to take revenge on you."
The building staff was already superstitious, and after listening to Lu Xiyi's words, his heart was shocked. The upper and lower teeth chattered: "You...... You're lying! There won't be any pig ghosts at all! ”
"Eldest Prince, if I'm not mistaken, if the pig ghost gets on his body, he can survive for half an hour at most, and after half an hour, the pig ghost will eat his flesh completely, and he won't even leave his intestines!" Lu Xiyi said while looking out of the corner of his eye at Lou Yun.
Zhong Yihan nodded, holding his hands on his chest: "Shopkeeper Lu, you are right, the building staff can live for an hour at most." However, if he is willing to plead with the pig ghost, perhaps we can help him intercede and give the building staff an antidote. ”
The two looked out of the building together.
The buildingman's forehead was shiny, covered with beads of sweat, and his two lips seemed to be two leaves in the wind. At the same time, he felt more and more top-heavy, damn it, could it be that what Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan said was true? Pigs actually have souls, and these souls can still go up and kill the enemy?
Lu Xiyi took a step closer to the building staff: "What, do you want to die, or do you want to continue to live in this world of flowers?" ”
Poof, the building staff finally couldn't support it anymore and knelt at the feet of Lu Xiyi and Zhong Yihan.
"Shopkeeper Lu, I beg you, help me say a word to those pig ghosts, let them not get on me, they want me to burn as much paper money as I want, I am willing!" The building clerk was greedy for life and afraid of death, and in order to survive, he kowtowed like pounding garlic, and his forehead was bleeding.
Lu Xiyi couldn't help but sneer: If you know today, why bother in the beginning!
"If you are sincere in your repentance, then answer me a few questions." Zhong Yihan forced his eyes to look at the building staff, who were now like a scarecrow, trampled on by others. "What do you want to achieve by poisoning Zhang San's pig?"
The building staff didn't dare to look at Zhong Yihan outside, and his mouth was attached to the terrazzo brick: "I taught Wang Da to poison, in fact, it was to deal with Lu Xiyi, so that Lu Xiyi had no fat to brew jade ice roast, and the emperor would blame Lu Xiyi if he couldn't drink wine." ”
Sure enough, it was exactly the same as Lu Xiyi thought.