Chapter 14: Jokes
What do you want to do?
Could it be that the ghost is on the body?
When was it so bold.
"There's something in your face." Su Lin used his other free hand to gently wipe the dirt off Bei Xiaomu's face.
"This stupid melon, don't kiss Miss Ben like this." Bei Xiaomu was about to go crazy in a hurry, but Su Lin didn't have any other indecent actions.
"Cao Nima, what are you three doing here, don't you exist when this little ghost doesn't exist?" The little ghost suddenly scolded, in such a situation, the three people in front of him didn't panic, and they even showed their affection in front of him, and they were so angry that the ghost couldn't pay for his life.
Bei Xiaomu glanced at him: "Slightly, why are we not afraid of you, we are also eating barbecue under your nose." After speaking, Bei Xiaomu waved his hand and directly lit the fire, and he was still holding a chicken leg in his hand, "Do you want to eat together?" Bei Xiaomu asked casually.
Of course, Bei Xiaomu's words were said to the little ghost, looking at the chicken leg in Bei Xiaomu's hand, the little ghost couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, "If you have the ability, throw it over." β
"Oh!" As he spoke, Bei Xiaomu really threw the big chicken leg in his hand.
"Bang!" However, as soon as the imp received the chicken leg, it exploded like a grenade.
"You, you, Lao Tzu is going to kill you." The little ghost was completely angry at this time, but he didn't expect to be tricked by someone like this once, it should be said that he was played by the same kind, because Bei Xiaomu is also a ghost, she is not reincarnated like Su Lin, but relies on a Gathering God Bead, so she can exist in the world like a human.
"Give it to me, little ones." The imp shouted.
Suddenly, all the man-eating creepers boiled and began to try to rush towards Su Lin and the others.
"If this continues, this rune I drew will be broken by them." Su Lin said worriedly.
"Don't be afraid." Xuan Ming inserted the peachwood sword on the edge of the rune array, and suddenly the entire circle exuded a pale golden light, like a sprinkled golden sand, reinforcing the power of the rune array.
"Little ghost, now it's up to you to take revenge." Bei Xiaomu stuck out his tongue and said.
Su Lin's face was full of black lines, why is this girl so naughty, she is in this situation, not only is she not panicking, but she is also abusing a little ghost like this.
The little ghost was so angry that he was bleeding from seven holes, his face was hideous, and he floated towards the three of them with his teeth and claws, and with every step, these dense creepers made way for him, and after he arrived in front of Su Lin and the others, the little ghost put one hand on his right eye, and no one knew what he was going to do.
"Hahaha." The imp let out a tearing laugh.
Gradually, the little ghost gouged out his right eye, and the blood gushed out like a fountain, Su Lin and the three of them panicked, the little ghost actually did this, it must not be as simple as performing for them, but there was another intention.
About ten seconds later, the little ghost threw the eyeball in his hand to the edge of the rune array drawn by Su Lin, and the rune array let out a violent explosion, and Xuan Ming's peachwood sword brushed and fell directly to the ground.
Su Lin secretly screamed that it was not good, because the rune array was broken by the little ghost.
They tried to escape, but the little imp could not let them go, only to see him put his eyeballs into his sockets again, and roared, "Little ones, catch them." β
After hearing the call of the imp, all the stone tablets fell to the ground in unison, and from the grave crawled out of the devils of the walking dead, most of them missing arms and legs, and their faces were densely packed with maggots burrowing in and out.
"Gross!" Bei Xiaomu wanted to cry without tears: "These things are so disgusting." β
Gradually, the three of them were surrounded in the middle, Su Lin glanced at these dead corpses, and found that they all had one thing in common, that is, they all had a red sign on their foreheads, which was the same as the sign on the forehead of the little ghost, "Could it be that this is the command of the ghost to summon the dead corpse?" Su Lin said secretly.
"Look at their foreheads." Su Lin reminded Bei Xiaomu and Xuan Ming.
"They all have the same mark on their foreheads, and that should be their lifeline." Xuan Ming said.
Bei Xiaomu took out a glass bead from his pocket and flicked it lightly, just hitting the forehead of a dead corpse, "It doesn't seem to be a reaction." Bei Xiaomu was a little disappointed, originally thinking that this would kill the dead body.
"Bang!" But within three seconds, the dead body exploded directly, and the dead body next to it was also blown to pieces.
Su Lin looked dumbfounded: "This is the legendary bomb of the living dead?" β
Xuan Ming was also confused: "Probably!" β
The little ghost saw that the three of them had discovered the death hole of this living dead, and did not sit idly by, with a wave of his hand, all the dead bodies escaped into the ground, but this was not over, I saw him fly into the air, put his hands on his chest, stretched out, and suddenly became a lot bigger.
"It's a bat?" Xuan Ming couldn't help but complain.
Who knew that the little ghost suddenly said: "Cao Nima, this is called transformation and integration." β
Su Lin: γγγγγγ
Xuan Ming: γγγγγγ
Bei Xiaomu: γγγγγγ
"Hahaha, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit the tens of thousands of Huabei arrears that I haven't repaid?" Bei Xiaomu laughed heartily.
"When will you still use Huabei?" Su Lin asked confusedly.
Bei Xiaomu snorted coldly: "The last time I came out, I bought a few brand-name clothes to wear in the underworld, and I used Huabei for all, and the most important thing is that Alipay doesn't know that there is no such person as me in the world." β
"You mean you don't have to pay back the money you borrowed?" Xuan Ming said in astonishment.
"How?" Bei Xiao Mu said with white eyes.
Xuan Ming was directly speechless, he didn't expect that such a function as Huabei had been transmitted to the underworld, it was really the vagaries of the world.
"Lao Tzu, this is called the devil angel." The little ghost lungs are angry, I have never encountered such a strange thing tonight, in other words, ordinary people were directly scared to death, who knew that the three people I met were not people, two were originally from the underworld, and one was a descendant of Maoshan.
This Nima plays with a ball?
The little ghost was about to cry, "Three, can you give some face?" β
Su Lin and the three of them were stunned and watched him transform in mid-air, the one who didn't panic at all, you can change whatever you want, and if you panic, I will lose.
"Wow, I'm so scared, people are so scared, Brother Su Lin, people are afraid, this ghost is so scary!" Bei Xiaomu also danced and pretended.
This outfit makes the little ghost even more speechless, directly full of black lines, Lao Tzu is also a fierce ghost with a yin conjoin, today I met a hard stubble.
Thinking about it, the little ghost suddenly reached into his stomach and took out a mobile phone.
"I'm grass, rich man, the latest vivox21." Su Lin exclaimed.
Xuan Ming also had a painful face, are the current fierce ghosts so rich? Lao Tzu is only using Xiaomi Nete3, and people and ghosts can't be comparedγγγγγγ
The little ghost glanced at the three of them disdainfully: "That's." β
As he spoke, the imp made a phone call.