Lao Tan deserves to be Lao Tan.

Remain calm.

"When it comes to building walls, let's digress."

"You are not mature, the little tree of love, you need 100% time and energy to take care of it, and in the three years of high school, what you lack most is time and energy."

"In these three years, you should do everything you can to pursue the height of your life, and don't let you or her miss the height of your life because of the wrong all-out, which is a blasphemy of love."

"Besides, is your liking real love, or is it catharsis under pressure?"

"If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight, true love will not be able to survive because of three years, and what can't be survived is fake and shoddy 5-mao love."

The class was silent.

Yun Qiao was still immersed in the illusion brought by language 89 and could not wake up, while Jiang Jiang did not move in the face of Lao Tan's insinuations.

Ye Xiaohai hesitated for a moment and said: "Old Tan, last time you said that only our high school girls are the cutest and simplest, and they will treat you differently because you study well, and what you see in society is the house and car tickets." How expensive is the house in Haishi, the car is not expensive, but the license plate is expensive, looking at you and Lao Yao, I have imagined what I will look like in ten years...... If you miss the simple cute girl in high school, you can only be a single dog for the rest of your life......"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to turn you into a dead dog right now!"

"Annoyed and angry, demeanor, old Tan, you said that if you found a female classmate who only looked at her academic performance in high school, now we won't even have a teacher."

Lao Tan smiled, "Ye Xiaohai thinks a lot, then do you know, what is the meaning of the predecessors planting trees and the descendants enjoying the shade?" You are now spending ten times and a hundred times more energy to raise a beautiful girlfriend, and you are destined to be someone else's wife. ”

“……”

"You take others as your love object, and others take you as your love partner, how do you know if they are in love or practicing love? Don't use your precious time and energy to make wedding dresses for others! ”

“……”

"Yun Qiao."

Lao Tan suddenly called names.

Yun Qiao looked up blankly, "Huh? ”

"Lao Yao asked me to tell you a word."

"What?"

"I killed pigs in my last life, and I taught in this life; killed people in the previous life, and taught the language in this life; Five hundred sins in the previous life were exchanged for Yun Qiao's entry into Yaomen in this life. ”

Lao Tan sighed, "89 points in Chinese, the penultimate Chinese in the joint examination of the five schools, and a "Ode to the Swineherd" is a ...... for heaven and earth."

"Lao Yao became famous because of you."

"The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, not the heavens and the sky, but Lao Yao is standing in front of you, but you can't give him a bit of dignity."

Yun Qiao cried, "I...... I think I did well...... But the result is still ......"

Lao Tan: "Only by working hard can we see hope." ”

"But I found out after working hard...... There is really no hope. ”

“……”

Yun Qiao whispered: "Some things can be changed without hard work, you see that no matter how beautiful the design of fifty yuan is, it is not as good as a hundred yuan to attract love, then you can't force it, if you don't turn yourself into a hundred, you want to be accused of making counterfeit money!" Let's take care of our own fifty dollars......"

Lao Tan's face turned green, exactly the same color as fifty yuan.

The forehead is bruised and bruised.

Ye Xiaohai hurriedly said: "Don't get excited, old Tan, older people pay attention to blood pressure!" ”

Lao Tan jumped like thunder and roared angrily: "Good girl, you are all ruined by you!" How can I explain it to Xiu'er......"