"Master, I'll get off at the subway station near your rented house, and you can pick me up. Shao Licheng dialed Shao Yitian's phone, and because the subway station was noisy, Shao Licheng spoke loudly.

"Grandma's, it's really troublesome, wait. After Shao Yitian finished speaking, he hung up the phone and went out to pick up this apprentice.

Before he walked to the subway station, he saw Shao Licheng standing at the exit of the subway station, waving his right hand to Shao Yitian quickly, and shouting: "Master, master, I'm here, here." ”

Shao Licheng has been thin like a monkey since he was a child, and now when he is called like this, others still think he is Sun Dasheng.

Shao Yitian walked to Shao Licheng's side, looked at the goods with a big schoolbag on his back, and a duffel bag in his hand, not like he was here to borrow money at all, but like he was here to eat and drink.

This product may have been doing a lot of health care in the past few days, with deep bags under his eyes, dark circles under his eyes, and a listless look.

In such a hot weather, he was still wearing a blue long-sleeved shirt with his sleeves not rolled up, and he was sweating profusely.

"You're still wearing long sleeves on such a hot day, aren't you hot?" asked Shao Yitian.

Shao Licheng said with a smile: "It's not hot, it's not hot." As he spoke, he wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead with his hand.

"Apprentice, I said that you came to borrow some money and bring all your belongings? You don't want to eat and drink at the master's place? I can tell you, the master is also unemployed and is in financial difficulty. Shao Yitian said.

Shao Licheng hurriedly shook his head and said, "Master, don't worry, the apprentice is not the kind of person who eats and drinks. ”

Anyway, this product is like a fart, so it's better to be careful.

"Let's go, do you want the master to bring you a bag? Shao Yitian asked kindly.

Shao Licheng hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, master, you just lead the way in front." ”

When passing by the vegetable market, Shao Yitian asked, "Apprentice, what do you want to eat?"

Shao Licheng immediately said: "Master, didn't you say it, I have all the lunch today, you take the bag for me, and I will go shopping for vegetables." Shao Licheng handed the duffel bag in his hand to Shao Yitian, and then rushed into the vegetable market.

After buying the vegetables and returning home, without waiting for Shao Yitian's instructions, Shao Licheng walked to the kitchen and began to wash and chop vegetables, and that diligence made Shao Yitian not know him.

In Shao Yitian's memory, this product is surprisingly lazy, he is a boy at home, although he has a talent for stir-frying, but he has never fried a few times.

After graduating from junior high school and not being admitted to high school, Shao Yitian suggested that Shao Licheng learn to cook. As a result, this goods said that his idol was Mr. Tang Guoqiang, and he went to the mountains, and Donglanxiang learned the excavator.

After graduation, as long as this goods quarrels with others, he will threaten others, saying: "The excavator technology of labor and management was learned by Lan Xiang, if you are arrogant in front of me again, believe it or not, I will drive an excavator to bulldoze your house!"

As soon as the people who quarreled with him heard that Shao Licheng was a graduate of Lan Xiang, they were so frightened that they immediately fell silent.

Shao Yitian went too far to take a look at the sun, or walked on the original trajectory, and didn't come out of the west, is this thing possessed by a diligent ghost?

Shao Yitian wanted to go up and help, but Shao Licheng resolutely refused, saying that his apprentice had not cooked a meal for his master for so many years, which was too unqualified.

Looking at Shao Licheng's busy figure in the kitchen, looking at Shao Licheng's luggage in the corner, Shao Yitian suddenly found that he was luring a wolf into the room today.

It took about an hour and a half, and Shao Licheng finally finished a few dishes. Shao Licheng took out a rice bowl and served it to Shao Yitian, and served it in front of Shao Yitian, and said with a smile: "Master, it's time to eat." ”

Then, he opened the beer again and respectfully poured the beer into the glass in front of Shao Yitian.

This thing must have some bad idea in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't be so kind.

Well, let's not care so much for now, let's talk about filling my belly.

"Master, try the apprentice's craft, don't be surprised if it's not delicious. Shao Licheng actually used chopsticks to pick up vegetables for Shao Yitian, which was too enthusiastic for Nima to stand it.

I have to say that this product really has a talent for cooking, and the fried dishes are really good.

After he was full of wine and food, Shao Yitian took out the five thousand yuan he took out from the bank and handed it to Shao Licheng, and gave an eviction order: "Apprentice, five thousand yuan, you order it, if it's not bad, you can go wherever you come from." ”

Shao Licheng didn't take the money in Shao Yitian's hand, but said with a smile: "Master, it's not appropriate to drive the apprentice away as soon as you eat, let the apprentice wash the dishes for you." ”

The more diligent Shao Licheng is and the more he pleases himself, the more Shao Yitian feels that there is something wrong with this product.

"Don't be hippie with me, you guy is too lazy to drill his asshole and don't move, today suddenly so diligent, there must be something, say it quickly, if you don't say anything, the master will kick you out." As he spoke, Shao Yitian made a motion to kick someone.

Frightened, Shao Licheng hurriedly flashed aside, still smiling.

"There is no one who knows me more than the master, and I can't hide it from the master and your old man. Shao Licheng patted his ass, "That's the case, I just want to borrow it for a few days, master." ”

If a beautiful woman said to borrow it for a few days, Shao Yitian couldn't ask for it. can be replaced by Shao Licheng, Shao Yitian's face is disgusted.

"Look at how big the master's house is, it can't accommodate two people. ”

"Master, it's okay, I can lay the floor. Shao Licheng said with a smile.

"You won't rent a house by yourself, there is no shortage of people who pick up soap. "Shao Yitian doesn't want to live with this thing.

Shao Licheng hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Master, don't worry, my sexual orientation is absolutely normal." If the master really lacks a person to pick up soap, the apprentice is willing to serve. ”

"Fuck off, there's a lack of a soap picker. "Shao Yi had to give this thing a kick directly.

Shao Licheng's eyes were quick, and this kick didn't even touch the corner of his clothes.

"Master, you can take in the apprentice for a few days, the apprentice has just lost his job, do you want the apprentice to sleep under the overpass, how can you bear it. Shao Licheng began to play the emotional card again.

But Shao Yitian just didn't eat this set, and said: "It's good to sleep under the overpass, it's windy on all sides, and it's cool at night." ”

Shao Licheng said with a bitter face: "But there are many mosquitoes under the overpass at night. You see that the apprentice is already thin, and if you feed the mosquitoes for another night, it will really become skin and bones. ”

Looking at Shao Licheng's depressed appearance, Shao Yitian really couldn't bear it, this product is also his only apprentice, although he has never fulfilled his obligations as an apprentice, but he has also called himself a master for more than ten years.

"In this way, you take the 5,000 yuan, rent a house first, and then slowly look for a job. Shao Yitian stuffed the money into Shao Licheng's hands.

Looking at the money in his hand, Shao Licheng was grateful and said, "Master, you are so good." ”

"Don't say these useless, remember, don't use this money to make any big swords, if you hear it, the master has no food left. Shao Yitian instructed, the reason why this product is so thin is probably because it has been too lustful since childhood.

Shao Licheng nodded again and again, glanced at the money in his hand, and then said with emotion: "Master, I decided to develop a good habit of hard work and thrift from today onwards. Accumulate a lot, and sooner or later I will make a fortune. ”

If you can make a fortune by saving a few hundred dollars a month, then everyone in the world will be rich.

And although your performance is very good, it can't fool your master's sharp eyes.

However, there is one thing that makes Shao Yitian very strange, why does this thing have to live with him, does he really want to pick up soap with himself, or do you want me to pick up soap for him?

No, I've been playing with him since I was a child, and this thing has never been interested in men.

Could there be other reasons for this?

Shao Yitian looked at Shao Licheng with a puzzled expression, and when he saw Shao Yitian staring at him, Shao Licheng only felt furious in his heart.

"Master, don't look at me with such eyes, it's scary. Shao Licheng squeezed out a smile and said.

"Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. You must have done something bad to be afraid. Shao Yitian said.

"Master, I really haven't done anything bad, don't you know me, I've always been a good person. Shao Licheng defended himself.

As long as you are still a good person, since you were a child, you have peeked at other people's girls taking a bath, and after studying, you are like being the boss in school, but you are beaten into a pig's head, and after stepping into society, you threaten others to dig to level other people's houses......

"Don't say these useless things, if you don't tell the truth, the master will kick you out immediately, this time it's true, don't talk to me again. Shao Yitian's eyes widened and he looked serious.