Chapter 9: Lord of Yunluo
The layout of the palace was very large, and Lin Feng and Cheng Shifei walked around in between, and they got lost after taking a few steps.
"Let's get something to eat at this place, brother!" Cheng was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, and he refused to continue walking.
Lin Feng was also hungry at this time, since he came to this world, almost two days had passed, but he had not eaten a grain of rice, of course he was hungry enough.
Hearing this, he nodded and said, "Okay, but you should be as careful as possible in your movements, so as not to cause trouble." ”
Cheng Shifei grinned when he saw this, indicating that he understood, and then reached out and gently pushed open a window, and immediately jumped in first.
Lin Feng looked around and found that the night was quiet and empty, so he jumped in.
"Hey, it smells so good in this room! Isn't it the room of the emperor's concubine? Cheng Shifei sniffed lightly, and the smell of fat powder in the air was very pleasant.
Lin Feng shook his head helplessly when he heard this, "You kid doesn't know anything!" In addition to the emperor and a few guards, where else could there be any other men in the palace? All the palaces in this are basically inhabited by women, and it is natural that they have fat powder! ”
"I see." Cheng Shifei suddenly realized, "I originally knew this, the harem is all women, or those eunuchs who are neither male nor female, I was just so hungry that I forgot about this stubble." ”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and see if there are any snacks and tea, let's eat and leave." Otherwise, if the owner of the house comes back and bumps into it, you and I won't be able to eat and walk around! ”
"I know, speaking of which, senior brother, you are good at everything, but you are too timid...... Hey, there's a snack here! Wow...... It's so delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious dim sum in my life! Cheng Shifei first mocked Lin Feng disappreciatively, and then there was a heartfelt compliment.
"Is that an exaggeration?" Lin Feng was a little curious, and he was indeed hungry, so he decisively walked to the table and picked up a piece of dim sum and stuffed it into his mouth, "This palace delicacy is really extraordinary, this dim sum melts in the mouth, sweet but not greasy, it is indeed the best quality!" ”
On the one hand, they have been hungry for a long time, and on the other hand, there are many kinds of these dim sums, but they have their own characteristics and are very delicious, so the two of them eat so happily that they almost forget where they are now.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the door.
"It's back! Slow down, beware! ”
A shrill voice came in, and it was clearly a eunuch speaking.
"Let's go!" Lin Feng grabbed the dim sum and ate too much, a little choked, and was drinking tea.
Cheng also reacted, after all, this was stealing, where would he really not be vigilant at all?
The two retreated to the room in a moment, but just as they were about to open the window and escape, they only heard a "crunch" sound, and the door of the room had been opened. The two had no choice but to give up and hide behind the curtain for the time being.
"Well, it's much more comfortable to lie down. Hey, what's going on outside just now? A female voice came, her voice clear and free, very heroic.
"I heard that there are assassins." The other voice was much more cowardly, soft and weak.
"Assassins?" The clear female voice was not only not afraid, but even more excited, "Okay, this county lord is bored, let's go catch a few assassins and have fun!" ”
Lin Feng and Cheng Shifei glanced at each other, and secretly said that this woman turned out to be the county lord, and she wanted to come here to be the county lord's residence.
"County Lord, it's been a while, the assassin should have run away." This weak female voice should be the county lord's personal maid.
"Ran away? It's really a disappointment, and I want to catch ...... to have fun."
When Cheng Shifei heard this, he couldn't help but stretch out his head to peek at it, his eyes were straight, and he muttered: "It turned out to be the emperor's sister, she looks beautiful, if you marry me as a wife, you will be happy!" ”
Seeing him like this, Lin Feng couldn't help but shake his head and smile secretly, and said in his heart The fate of your kid and the county lord is really not shallow, this time with his own sideways, the two can still meet.
Could it be that this is the so-called "happy enemies, born a couple" in romance novels?
Outside, the county lord of Yunluo was bored, and was about to use the heads and hair of a few little eunuchs to make a brush to write, but there was a confident but feminine voice outside the door.
"Slave Cao Zhengchun, greetings to His Royal Highness the county lord! The assassin broke into the palace just now, didn't alarm the county lord, right? ”
The person who came is the peerless master who can be counted in the whole play of "No. 1 in the World", the superintendent of Dongchang who has fifty years of pure yang skills of "Tiangang Boy Gong", Cao Zhengchun!
Cheng Shifei heard this voice, but there was nothing unusual, it was the fearlessness of the ignorant, and Lin Feng was inevitably a little apprehensive in his heart, secretly hoping not to be discovered.
With his skills in the past 20 years or so, as well as the actual combat experience that he has not had at all, under the hands of this peerless gelding, I am afraid that he will not be able to make ten moves.
The county lord seemed to be bored when he heard the voice outside the door, and said impatiently: "It's okay, this county lord is practicing calligraphy to dissipate his anger!" ”
As she spoke, she used her skills and directly stuffed the head of a little eunuch into an iron basin filled with ink, and began to practice writing on the hanging white cloth with the screams of the little eunuch.
As soon as Cao Zhengchun, who was outside the door, heard the screams of the little eunuch, he immediately spoke again: "The slave can't rest assured, it's better to check it out in person to be in order!" ”
As he spoke, he didn't wait for the Yunluo County Lord to agree, so he asked his subordinates to push the door open.
Cao Zhengchun had just stepped into the house with his feet, but he saw a white cloth hanging on his head, on which the four big characters "Gelding Dog Walk Away" were clearly written.
The old gelding dog was immediately so angry that his face was blue and white, and after some changes, he gritted his teeth and said: "The county lord's martial arts are world-famous, and even if you want to come to the assassin, you don't dare to be presumptuous in front of the county lord." It seems that the old slave is too worried! Leave! ”
After speaking, without waiting for Yun Luo to respond, he led the Dongchang people to seize the door.
Seeing this, Yun Luo jumped to his feet in anger and scolded: "This Cao Zhengchun, his arrogance is really getting more and more arrogant!" Come as you say, leave as you say, and don't take the county lord in your eyes at all! ”
"County Lord, those words you wrote just now are really terrifying......" The maid patted her chest with some fear.
Seeing that the situation was stable, Cheng Cheng motioned for Lin Feng to turn around and go out, intending to leave this place. Unexpectedly, he accidentally touched the screen behind him.
"Who?" The county lord of Yunluo screamed, and his body had turned into a wind, and he came straight to right and wrong.
Cheng Zhengfei couldn't react, he was grabbed by Yun Luo's arm, fell over the shoulder, and fell to the ground with a bang.
Although Lin Feng was able to save him, he didn't make a move. He knew the relationship between Cheng and Yun Luo in the original play, and he also knew that there would be no danger, so he just stood by and watched.
"Who are you?" Yun Luo restrained right and wrong, and when he saw Lin Feng who was exposed, he immediately frowned and drank lightly, "Could it be that you are the assassin just now?" ”