Chapter 104: Unraveling the Signing Turmoil

"Brother Li, you guys finally came out, how are you happy?" Ah Duo saw Li Yuheng come in and ran away in a hurry.

"I can eat and drink, and I'm alive, okay!" Li Yuheng replied, "If you are happy, you don't care about me, it's so heartbroken!" ”

Ah Duo smiled and smiled, leaned into Li Yuheng's ear and muttered: "Brother Li, this Buddhism actually has children of the Inverted Dou family, they want to follow you, what do you think?"

The inverted bucket is actually a tomb robbery, specializing in digging other people's ancestral graves, especially some mausoleums, which are most popular with the inverted bucket people, and the three cheats that Li Yuheng gave to Huiyang were poured out when others poured out.

"That's not good! After all, they are Buddhist disciples! ”

"They are lay disciples who can return to the vulgar at any time! As long as you nod your head, they can return the favor in no time. ”

"The female benefactor is talking about the heroic and heroic brothers?" Huiyang explained, "Lao Gao didn't mean to eavesdrop, but the two donors didn't avoid Lao Gao when they spoke. ”

"I don't know what their names are!" "But they said they could be as common as they could." ”

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao!" Huiyang looked at the heroes and heroes and walked over stupidly. "Is the benefactor talking about the two of them?"

"Master, do you remember so many monks in this temple?" Ah Duo was surprised, an emperor was able to write down the birthdays of more than 500 soldiers without missing any omissions, she thought it was already very strange, she didn't expect that there were so many freaks in these years. Since meeting Li Yuheng, her worldview has been completely turned upside down.

"Anything is possible if you put your mind to it!" Abbot Huiyang said, "These brothers are not disciples of this temple, they are just living in the temple temporarily. ”

"Then they say, they carry water and clean every day!" Ah Duo looked at them and said.

"Carrying water and cleaning is a daily homework that the disciples in the temple must do, it can strengthen their bodies, they like to do it, and we have no reason to object."

"It seems that you two are really not suitable to be monks, full of nonsense!" Ah Duo said.

"Pretty sister!" I don't know if it was Yinghao or Yingjie who shouted, "Can you take us away?" ”

"Brother Li, aren't you going to build a house, the two of them have strength." Ah Duo hinted at Li Yuheng that in the future, he would build a secret path in the palace and install a mechanism or something, and these two people would definitely come in handy.

"That makes sense, but I don't pay much!" Li Yuheng replied, "It's only five taels a month." ”

"Did we hear you right?" Yinghao Yingjie asked at the same time, ordinary people can save a tael of silver in a year, they are already very happy, although they have craftsmanship, but after all, they can't see the light, so they are better than ordinary people, but they don't have so much money in January.

"If it's too little, find another job!" Li Yuheng said mercilessly, if he really has the ability, the monthly salary will definitely be more than that, but he doesn't want to have less money before he starts working.

"It's not too little, it's that Childe gave too much!" Yinghao hurriedly explained, "We heard from the beautiful sister that the son is."

A Taoist priest, so we want to apprentice! ”

"Then you know that people who learn the Tao cannot escape the five disadvantages and three deficiencies, and all the five disadvantages and three deficiencies refer to one numerology. The five evils are widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability. The three deficiencies are money, life, and power. The Tao can spy on the heavens and change the rules of things, but they will also be punished by the heavens. Even so, do you still have to learn? Li Yuheng asked, in his previous life, the five disadvantages were lonely, and the three lacks lacked life, so he was brought here, Li Luoxi's body was widowed, and the three lacks were still lacking, so he replaced her. Because Li Luoxi died, he took away his five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and his fate took a turn, and it can be said that he was the only Taoist priest who did not have five disadvantages and three shortcomings.

"Childe, we have to learn!" The two nodded in unison, the tomb robbers more or less know a little way to exorcise evil spirits, in fact, in a sense, they are also half a Taoist, and they have already had five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so why not be a real Taoist?

"Congratulations to Master Li, it seems that your ambition is not far away." Huiyang said, "The qualifications of his two brothers are okay, but the six roots are not pure, and they are not suitable for entering my Buddhism, and it is the most suitable to enter your Daomen." ”

"The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" The two struck while the iron was hot, poofed, knelt in front of Li Yuheng, and kowtowed three times in a row.

Li Yuheng nodded, "Get up, since there is a Buddha to witness for you." It is also counted as entering my Dao Gate, and if you dare to use the Dao Fa you have learned to do evil in the future, you will not be spared! ”

"Thank you, master!" The two heroic brothers stood up and brought the tea that had been prepared long ago from the table next to them, "Master, please drink tea!" ”

"Little rabbit, it's premeditated!" Li Yuheng picked up the tea handed over by Yinghao and drank it all.

"I don't dare to hide it from my master, it was my beautiful sister who taught us!" Yingjie picked up the teacup with both hands and raised it in front of Li Yuheng, "Master, please drink tea!" ”

"Little monk, how can you betray me!" Ah Duo clenched his fists and threatened Yingjie, "I'll clean you up after I get out of the Illusory Moon Country!" ”

"The beautiful sister is the best, but the abbot said that the monks don't talk ......"

"Stop, stop!" Ah Duo shouted three times in a row to interrupt Yingjie's words, "You are no longer a monk, where did you come from!" What's more, you haven't even been a monk for a day, and you're embarrassed to say that you're a monk. ”

"Ah Duo sister, don't worry about him, look at him in a hurry!" Han Yatou persuaded her, "Since Brother Li and Happy are back, then let's go down the mountain!" ”

"That's right, we're going to clean up that woman Liao Rouxiang!" Ah Duo remembered, "As soon as something happened to Happy, I forgot about it, I'm sorry, Sister Han!" ”

"It turned out to be the Enchantress Niangniang! Forgive the old man for his clumsiness, and only then did he see it. Amitabha! Sin! Sin! Abbot Huiyang bowed down and said.

"The master doesn't have to be polite!" Han Yatou didn't know how to answer, she was no longer a demon queen.

"You've seen it?" Li Yuheng asked.

Han Yatou replied: "I have accompanied His Highness before, and I have met Master Abbot a few times!"

"I didn't expect Brother Yue to be reasonable

Buddha. Li Yuheng has always thought that Yue Jinghong advocates Taoism. But there is a very strange thing, since the three countries need Taoist priests to check and balance each other, why have Taoist temples become so unpopular?

"Your Highness will come once a month, and every time you will copy a lot of Buddhist scriptures, and you will stay for a few days before returning home." Han Yatou replied, "Calculate the time, it should be these two days, and His Highness will come." ”

"Then let's wait for him, there's nothing to do when we go back anyway." Li Yuheng smiled, "Master, I wonder if there are any free rooms?" ”

Huiyang said: "Yes! After a while, I will ask Senior Brother Huiqing to take you over, and Lao Wei can just discuss the Dao Enlightenment with Master Li Shi. ”

Yinghao Yingjie didn't expect that the girl Han who was talking and laughing with him just now turned out to be the concubine of His Royal Highness the Prince, who is the master? actually called the prince brothers, it seems that they have met nobles.

"Yinghao Yingjie, you are more familiar with this place, take happiness to rest first." Li Yuheng also wanted to try his luck under the Bodhi tree again.

"Yes, master!" The heroic and heroic two of them happily supported each other left and right, and froze, "Master, where to help?" ”

"Since the donor and His Highness are old acquaintances, let's live next door to His Highness, Senior Brother Huiqing, you can take them over!" Abbot Huiyang looked at Li Yuheng and said.

"Then there is Master Lao Huiqing!" Li Yuheng replied politely.

"The donor is gracious!" After Huiqing returned to Li Yuheng, he led the heroes and heroes away.

Li Yuheng came to the Bodhi tree again, found a place to sit down, and quickly went into a meditative state, but he could no longer find the feeling he had before. After holding on to the incense stick for a while, he withdrew from the meditative state, "It seems that my opportunity has not arrived!" ”

When he came to the Daxiong Treasure Hall again, Li Yuheng directly drove the signing master away and started to be a Taoist priest himself.

"Hey, where are you going, here!" Li Yuheng shouted to a middle-aged rough man with a signature in his hand, "Today's signatures of the Daxiong Treasure Hall are all explained by the poor Dao, line up, don't run around!" ”

"Where's the unsigner here just now?" The rough man was obviously very skeptical of Li Yuheng's ability.

Li Yuheng said with a smile: "The Taoist Buddha does not distinguish between you and me, each other is born from the heart, and the situation changes with the heart, even if the poor Taoist does not read your signature, he knows what you are asking for!"

"Then tell me about it!" The rough man clasped his hands in front of his chest, waiting for Li Yuheng's next words.

Li Yuheng laughed and said, "You look like this, you are definitely not here to ask for marriage, your forehead is short, your eyebrows are sparse, commonly known as a broom star, you like to bully the soft and afraid of the hard, the cheekbones are sunken, the corners of your mouth are drooping, you are poor, you are in debt, but you are not here to seek wealth, do you think what the poor Tao said is reasonable?" ”

"But you haven't told me what I'm here to ask for?" The rough man used a fierce tone to cover up his weakness.

"Peace of mind!"

Li Yuheng replied: "What you are asking for is peace of mind!" If you want to deny it, there is nothing you can do about it, but if you commit Tai Sui this year, bad luck will be on the head, there will be trouble, you really can't be at ease with this heart! ”

Coarse sweat on the forehead

Sweating, he quietly looked at the signature, he only knew the three words below the signature, "Sign down!" "This Taoist priest can't have read his signature, right?

"I can't read, you read it to me!"

Li Yuheng took the signed document and read: "Dead wood is not spring, lonely boat encounters hurricanes, if you get sick, if you move, you will be injured, and everything will not be profitable!"

"Then you explain it to me!" The rough man didn't have the attitude of begging at all, and if he hadn't been unlucky enough to get home this year, he wouldn't have come here.

"It's always unlucky to sign a lot, you're still a bad omen, if the poor road breaks this calamity for you, you will have to lose your life!" Li Yuheng explained that although he didn't know what his yang life was, Li Luoxi's death was equivalent to helping him survive a catastrophe.

"Want to make money?" The rough man yelled at Li Yuheng viciously, "I heard that the Fu'an Temple is free to sign the lot, and Lao Tzu came over!" ”

(End of chapter)