Chapter 22 Rouge confesses the Lord
Li Yuheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, glanced at the burned incense ash, and pretended to be reserved: "Rouge girl, the time for a stick of incense has come!" The mouth was talking, but the eyes were always fixed on the female ghost's chest.
Rouge looked at Zhang Wa and Li Yuheng's obscene appearance, looked down at herself, and then flicked her sleeves to cover the whiteness of her chest. His eyes widened, and he yelled at Zhang Wa: "Look at what, you are a little bit, what do you know, look at it and dig out your eyeballs!" ”
After Zhang Wa was scolded by Rouge, she reluctantly withdrew her gaze, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, smiled, and said, "Sister Rouge, I'm not the only one who sees you here!" ”
Rouge got up slowly, took small steps, twisted his small waist, came to Zhang Wa, half-leaned down, and whispered: "You are the only man who can see me here, don't say who you say!" ”
“!!”
Zhang Wa's finger pointed at Zhang Zifeng and Rong Lin, dumbfounded, and wanted to stretch out his finger at Li Yuheng, but unfortunately he didn't have the guts, so he had to lower his head.
Rouge re-transformed into a robe and walked in front of Li Yuheng, "I am willing to gamble and lose, master, please accept Rouge!"
"Come in!" Li Yuheng nodded, he didn't expect Rouge to be so bold, and raised the jade plate.
Rouge didn't say a word, and slipped in, Zhang Wa and Zi Yan finished saluting Li Yuheng, and then also got in, after the jade plate was submerged in Li Yuheng's body, he silently recited the mantra, and the gossip mirror and the five-element flag also disappeared on his chest.
"That's it!" Li Yuheng snapped his fingers.
"Master, you mean this courtyard is fine, right?" Rong Lin looked around at the darkness and asked carefully.
"Do you want me to let them talk to you?" Li Yuheng said, he didn't believe him so much.
"Then don't bother!" Rong Lin held back a smile, "Master, can you help me see if there is anything that needs to be changed in this courtyard?" ”
"Don't laugh, it's worse than crying!" Li Yuheng has already taken a look at the feng shui of this courtyard during the day, the two ends are high and the middle is low, and the big murderer is fierce, from the feng shui alone, this kind of house is not conducive to the health of the homemaker, and will hinder the fortune of the resident.
Li Yuheng remembered a sentence that his master often said: "The gate faces south, and the descendants are not cold; The gate faces north, and the children suffer. "The south is yang, the north is yin; The house faces south, is yang, and has auspiciousness. The house faces north, is cloudy, and there is a murder. I don't know who built this courtyard, and the whole thing is a yin house.
There is also the lotus pond in the backyard, and the direction of the water flow is not right. No wonder Zi Yan and Rouge just refused to let them occupy this place, for a long time, there was no one in the vicinity who was their opponent.
"Fill in the lotus pond, plant all the gourds, cut off the source of yin qi, get a pair of stone lions in front of the gate, the lion's head is facing outward, one female and one male, left male and right female, don't make the position wrong......"
"You have to keep a few big black dogs in the direction of the back door, usually pay attention to safety, don't let them bite people!"
Rong Lin listened very carefully, for fear of making a mistake.
Li Yuheng went through all the places in his head, made sure that nothing was missed, nodded and said, "That's basically it!" ”
"Master, what about me?" Zhang Zifeng leaned in and asked.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Master, I want to ask if she will come back?" Zhang Zifeng also looked around and shuddered.
"If she misses you one day, is it human nature to come back and see you!" Li Yuheng teased him and said.
Zhang Zifeng's face changed color instantly, and he cried to Li Yuheng vigorously, and deliberately wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes with his cuffs.
"Okay, my Ziyan is an ambitious ghost, a good horse doesn't eat back grass, a good ghost doesn't look for a coward, you have been eliminated!"
Zhang Zifeng would rather admit that he is a coward than be entangled by the female ghost. "That's good! That's good! ”
Rong Lin listened to Li Yuheng's words word for word, if he heard it correctly, what the master said just now seemed to be "his family's Ziyan". Could it be that the female ghost took a fancy to the master and let go?
In the early morning of the next day, as soon as Li Yuheng came out of the inn, he heard that the guy in the Ronglin Restaurant had been beaten to death in the gambling house. Shaking his head again and again:
"It's forgivable to do sins in heaven, but you can't live for your own sins!"
Touched his belly, which had been rumbling, "You're the least angry!" But after all, the footsteps still went in the direction of the bun shop.
"Buns! Hot, fragrant big meat buns! The hawker kept shouting.
"Bring me four meat buns!" Li Yuheng immediately sat down on the bench next to him.
"Okay, Childe, wait a minute!" The peddler sent the buns to the table in front of Li Yuheng as quickly as possible, bowed down and said, "Childe, please use it slowly!" ”
"Shopkeeper, I'll ask you something!" Li Yuheng held the chopsticks in his hand and looked up at the bun vendor.
"Nothing happened to the Li Mansion recently, right?"
The peddler was just about to answer, when a saber suddenly appeared on the table opposite Li Yuheng, and then another person appeared, scolding in a doting tone: "Since you are worried about something happening to the Li Mansion, why don't you go and see it in person!" ”
Li Yuheng glanced at the person opposite, isn't this Li Luoxi's brother Li Yuxuan! He didn't stay in the army well, how did he find here?
"Why don't you speak!" The man asked again.
Li Yuheng didn't speak, he concentrated on eating the buns, Li Yuxuan was very patient and waited for him to finish the buns before he stood up and handed him a blue striped handkerchief, "Follow me!" ”
"I haven't paid yet!" Li Yuheng unceremoniously took the handkerchief, wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth, and returned the handkerchief to Li Yuxuan.
Li Yuxuan didn't dislike it, after taking back the handkerchief, he took out four copper plates from his body and put them on the table, and reached out to take the sword, but Li Yuheng took it.
"Brother, this sword is so heavy, I'll take it!"
"Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!" Li Yuxuan snorted coldly.
In fact, Li Yuheng just wants to see it, this is a genuine antique.
"Brother, I'm dressed like this, why do you still recognize me?"
Li Yuxuan knocked him on the head, "You forgot, you used to be in the barracks, which time was not like this!" ”
"Oh!" Li Yuheng responded, could he say, "Big brother, that's your sister-in-law, not me." ”
"That, brother, then Emperor Que didn't trouble our family, did he?"
Li Yuxuan covered his mouth, "Then the name of the regent is what you can call, you used to be open-mouthed at home, but you can't do this in the future." ”
Li Yuheng was tightly covered by him, and he was not used to it, so he had to nod all the time.
Li Yuxuan was worried, "You said that you are like this, and you marry into the palace in the future, and you don't know how long you can live?"
"Then don't get married, I'll be a monk!"
"What nonsense! A girl's family, there is no one in the right line all day! If I hadn't rushed back from the barracks, I wouldn't have known that you had run away from marriage! ”
Li Yuheng denied: "Who told you that I ran away from marriage, I didn't run away from marriage, I was kidnapped, if it weren't for my cleverness, I would still be in the hands of that gang of gangsters!" ”
"What did you say?" Li Yuxuan was very shocked, didn't Erniang say that the little sister ran away from marriage by herself? It seems that in the past few years in the barracks, my little sister has suffered a lot!
"Brother, do you have a way to get the regent to cancel the marriage?"
"This time, instead of blaming Daddy, the regent insisted on marrying you! I don't think he's as cold-blooded as the legend suggests! ”
"People are gone, who is he looking for to get married?" Li Yuheng muttered quietly.
"So he's sending people everywhere to find you now!"
"Brother, then you shouldn't have seen me, let me go, don't you know that the regent is not close to women, if I get married, I will definitely not have a good life, are you willing to do it!" Li Yuheng endured the disgusting actions, coquettish and cute, and fought hard for freedom.
"It's not negotiable! Unless you want to finish the fun! ”
"Is it that serious?"
"Yes!"
"But I can't get married!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm a man, a pure man, how can I get married!"
Li Yuxuan couldn't help laughing, "You think that if you change your clothes, you will be a man, then if I put on women's clothes, I won't be a woman!" Xi'er, you're so funny! After saying that, he continued to laugh.
"I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to dismantle my platform, my name is Li Yuheng now, and I am a real man!" Li Yuheng stomped his feet angrily.
"Oh, then how is Brother Li going to deal with it now!" Li Yuxuan resisted the urge to laugh and said seriously.
Li Yuheng said casually: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and I can't be suffocated to death by urine as a big living person!"
"Ahem!" Li Yuxuan was almost choked to death by Li Yuheng's words, "It's vulgar, how can you say such things as a girl!" ”
"Brother, I told you, I'm a man now! Man! I'm saying I'm a woman, I'm going to turn my face! Li Yuheng said angrily.
"Then you can't say that, it's all to blame Daddy, I said at the beginning, don't take you to the barracks, he didn't listen, now he's bad at learning!"
"I can't make sense with you! Anyway, if you dare to reveal my identity, I will disappear completely, and I will never appear in front of you again. ”
Li Yuxuan walked over and patted Li Yuheng's shoulder, "I won't say it, okay!" ”
"Interesting!" Li Yuheng wanted to reach out and put his hand on Li Yuxuan's shoulder, but unfortunately the altitude was not enough, so he had to put his hand behind his back.
The Li Mansion slaughtered chickens and sheep, and it was peaceful, just because a distinguished guest came from the capital today.
"Cloud Road has come a long way, hard work!" In the main hall, an old man with silver hair said politely.
"Old Li is polite!" Yun Longzi stroked his beard and returned the courtesy.
"Xi'er made such a big mistake this time, fortunately the prince has a lot, if Xi'er returns home, I will definitely tie her up in person and take the blame!" Although the old man loved Li Luoxi very much, there was no room for negotiation in this matter.
The corners of Yun Longzi's mouth were hooked, and he picked up a cup of tea and tasted it slowly. "I heard that Yuxuan Gongzi has come back?"
"I came back last night, and I slipped out early this morning, how old are were, and I am as playful as a child." The old man couldn't figure out the purpose of Master Zhang, so he had to answer him like mud.
"Old lady, the young master is back, and he brought back a friend!" The butler stood in the center of the main hall and replied.