Chapter 245: Luo Tianhuan Super Loss
"Luo Tianfan!! Stop! Let me kill you!! β
In the previous chapter, Luo Tianhuan took the initiative to die in order to verify whether Yiyi had lost his anger, and as a result, although it was determined that Yiyi had lost his anger, the consequence was that he was chased and killed by Yiyi.
So, on the broad street where people came and went, everyone saw that a young man who was not good-looking was running desperately in front, and a very cute girl was chasing after him like crazy, but everyone smiled and didn't care, thinking that it was a fight between lovers.
Luo Tianhuan led Yiyi to the outskirts of Yuehui City, where there was no one, and then, as if he had accepted his fate, without the slightest resistance, he was so shocked that he foamed at the mouth, life was worse than death, and finally he cried bitterly and begged for mercy, and Yiyi let him go.
Of course, if it was just physically torturing Luo Tianyi, Luo Tianyi would not be able to completely relieve his anger, so after returning to the city, Luo Tianhuan took Luo Tianyi to the snack street where there were various snack vendors all the way.
Because it was Luo Tianfan's money, Luo Tianyi didn't mean to be merciful at all, eating from one stall to another, his mouth was always stuffed with food, his cheeks were bulging, and he looked like a little hamster, which was very cute.
Seeing this, Luo Tianhuan shook his head helplessly, and could only pray that Yiyi would not eat himself into bankruptcy, otherwise, he would have to exchange some things for sale.
Of course, in addition to being helpless, Luo Tianhuan also felt egg pain because of one thing, and he had been egg pain for many years, that is, the variety of food in the other world was inevitably too rich!
Because of the large number of novels, for a period of time before, Luo Tianhuan always thought so, people in other worlds were eating extremely sour barbecue and drinking wine like horse urine.
Because of this, in the novel, there is a widespread legend that a certain time-traveler predecessor surnamed Dragon captured the heart of the legendary dragon with just a piece of barbecue with full proficiency, and the dragons of that era were generally girls! As a result, a new era of dragon knights was born without shame - why is there no shame? Well, Dragon Knight, Dragon Knight, the focus is on the word "ride", cough cough......
Moreover, if the food from another world is not as bad as shit, how can there be so many cool articles of food from another world that travel through the stream?
However, later, Luo Tianhuan found out that he was wrong, and he was very wrong, although the Star Soul Realm was still in a social stage similar to that of feudal society, but the food in this world was very rich, otherwise it would not be able to satisfy Yiyi's appetite.
It's just that the fly in the ointment is that the types of seasonings in the Star Soul Realm are not as many as those on the Earth in Luo Tianhuan's previous life, and they are not as particular as they are in Luo Tianhuan's previous life, so in Luo Tianhuan's opinion, the food in the Star Soul Realm is still not as good as the Earth in the previous life, but they are still very good.
As a result, because of this, reality woke up Luo Tianfan, who originally planned to conquer the world with food when he was a child, and every time he saw such a variety of food, he felt faintly painful.
Damn! it! What about the level of food in another world that is said to be good will pull down the average of the whole universe? Hurry up and bring back my dream of conquering another world with food!
Well, being able to have this dream shows that Luo Tianhuan's cooking skills are very good, but because he is lazy, he rarely shows his real strength in terms of cooking skills.
"Ding~~~ Now release the task - use food to conquer the other world, Sao Nian! The quest asks the host to rent a stall in the snack street where the Valentine's Day festival is being held, so that people from other worlds can know what real food is, and receive 100 gold coins before the stall closes at 9 p.m. Reward, 50,000 energy points, and a skill card. Failure penalty, the system will force the host to dance a dance of the Pure Land of Bliss in a feminine state in public. β
Just when Luo Tianhuan was once again complaining about the food in the Star Soul Realm in his heart, the system that had not been moving suddenly bubbled up, and issued a task for Luo Tianhuan.
Listening to the sound of the system and looking at the task content on the system interface that popped up, Luo Tianhuan almost vomited blood, WTF! Your sister! System, you me again! How much can a dish be worth? It's already past noon, and it's impossible for me to harvest a hundred gold coins before nine o'clock in the evening! Are you really a chef who can sell a dish for a high price? You're completely in the middle of a strong man's trouble! And what the hell is that failure penalty? If you treat me like this, will we be able to play happily together in the future?
"Hmph, that's interesting, brother? What are you going to do? Luo Tianyi also knew about the task released by the system, and immediately gloated and smiled.
"What to do? Depend on! To complete the mission, of course! Luo Tianhuan gritted his teeth, and had an urge to go crazy, and opened the coffee table of his soul in his heart, and all kinds of MMPs and Japanese dogs had thoughts.
"Impossible, a hundred gold coins, it's completely impossible, so you might as well do nothing, resign yourself to fate, obediently accept the punishment, become a girl, and dance the Pure Land of Bliss in front of everyone. I'm looking forward to that. Luo Tianyi tried his best to persuade Luo Tianhuan to simply give up.
Luo Tianhuan imagined himself dancing the Pure Land of Bliss in a feminine state, and his body was not under his control, making all kinds of sultry movements...... The picture is so beautiful, I can't imagine it! Death can't let that happen!
"How do you know it's impossible yet?" Luo Tianhuan clenched his fists, his eyes were burning with flames, full of fighting spirit, and he refused to accept his fate. "I will never throw in the towel! Resigned? My life is up to me! β
"Okay......" Seeing that Luo Tianhuan was making two mistakes again, Luo Tianyi shrugged.
Subsequently, after many inquiries, Luo Tianhuan found the person in charge of managing this snack street, and finally rented an open-air stall, but because the time was very late, the good stalls had been occupied, so Luo Tianhuan could only rent a not very good stall, which was at the end of the street where there were not many people.
So, Luo Tianyi looked expressionlessly at the long-haired beauty in front of her wearing a red cheongsam busy in the stall, and the pair of magnificent peaks on her chest swayed up and down from time to time with the movements of the long-haired beauty, which attracted her attention very much.
After being silent for a while, Luo Tianyi finally couldn't help it and asked, "Why?" Why did you become like this? β
Luo Tianhuan, who has become a girl and has taken off her glasses, was busy building a shed for shade, suddenly heard Yiyi's voice, glanced at her, and said with a very serious expression: "I went to ask the manager of the snack street, the male rents a stall for twenty copper coins an hour, and the female rents a stall for fifteen copper coins an hour!" β
Hearing this, Luo Tianyi immediately complained violently: "It's just five copper coins!" It's only five copper coins! Is your festival worth only five copper coins? With only five copper coins, have you given up your male identity! And you're dressed like this, do you want to lead people to sin? β
Indeed, after becoming a girl, Luo Tianhuan's figure is relatively petite, but the chest is unusually grand, forming a huge contrast, with a very great temptation, plus Luo Tianhuan is wearing a cheongsam, the chest is bulging, and the hem of the cheongsam is split at the thigh, revealing attractive legs, which will produce an impactful visual effect, a proper uniform temptation, and it is very delicious to eat.
Huh? Why is it edible? Hmph, haven't you heard a saying? Delicious and delicious!!
In short, Luo Tianhuan is dressed so temptingly, even Luo Tianyi, who is also a woman, can't stand it when she sees it, let alone those boys, who can't stand such temptation at all, especially those boys who are not accompanied by girls on Valentine's Day.
Luo Tianhuan shook his head solemnly and said to Luo Tianyi: "Yiyi, you are too naΓ―ve!" You know, in a snack shop, the attraction of men and women to customers is completely different! Let cute girls greet customers, attract customers more, and make customers willing to spend more money to buy the most expensive dishes! That's the attraction of pretty girls! As for the clothes I'm wearing now, the uniform temptation, you know? Isn't it just to become a girl, isn't it just to wear women's clothes, anyway, it's not the first time, I don't care! In order to complete the task, my brother went out! β
Looking at Luo Tianhuan, who was already burning, Luo Tianyi slapped his face, and his expression was very helpless: "To put it simply, it is to use the cute appearance of girls to attract more customers to consume, right?" You've betrayed your hue, and you've really fought ......."
In the end, Luo Tianyi glanced at Luo Tianhuan's chest that was shaking from time to time a few more times, and a strong sense of frustration suddenly arose, because she seemed to feel that compared with the time when Luo Tianhuan became a girl to reject Meng Yin half a month ago, Luo Tianhuan's breasts seemed to be a little bigger...... Ahh!!hhhhh How can it be repaired!!
After a lot of effort, Luo Tianhuan finally built the shed, then set up ten sets of tables and chairs, prepared the stove, kitchen utensils, and ingredients, and a simple stall was established.
Then, Luo Tianhuan made a menu, which was not very many, and the price was much higher than the dishes in other stalls.
Seeing this, Luo Tianyi began to complain again: "Sister, we are at the end of the street, the location of the stall is not very good, and there are only five dishes, you still set the price so high, are you not afraid of scaring customers away?" β
"What if the location is not good, the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, do you know? I'm sure my food is worth the price! "Luo Tianhuan is very confident in his cooking skills.
"There's one more question." Luo Tianyi pursed his lips and said, "Do you know how to receive customers?" If you don't behave well, customers won't be willing to shell out that much to eat your dish. β
"Big husband! Cute big! I've been thinking about this question for a long time! Luo Tianhuan opened the system interface and exchanged for a black pill. The actor pill, as the name suggests, after taking it, I can have actor-level acting skills and become a flawless waiter. The duration of the drug is one day. β
As he spoke, Luo Tianhuan swallowed the actor pill in his hand.
"If you eat it, you can have the acting skills to become an actor, and this medicine has been out of the category of medicine. Even this kind of thing is there, and the system is really weird. Luo Tianyi helplessly held his forehead with one hand.
"Hey, there's a stall that just opened here." Just when Luo Tian fantasized about whether to stand in front of the stall and use his charm to attract customers, a customer came over curiously and listened to the voice, it was a young man.
"Welcome~~~" Luo Tianhuan immediately turned around, folded his hands together, and placed them on his lower abdomen, revealing an unusually professional and sweet smile, and his voice was unusually beautiful.
You know, Luo Tianhuan is usually a pseudo-three-nothing, basically with a straight face, expressionless, if he smiles, his smile looks stiff, and it is more disobedient, but now, with his superb acting skills, Luo Tianhuan has completely brought himself into the role of a waiter, and his performance is very perfect, there is no sense of disobedience at all, and even the smile is perfect, you can show a charming smile anytime and anywhere, and the completion is as if you have changed to another person, it is simply like two people.
In an instant, the customer seemed to have been shot in the heart by Cupid, the god of love, and was stunned, his heart was beating faster and faster, and he felt very sweet, as if he was in love, very nervous, and unable to say a complete sentence: "That...... That one...... I...... I ......"
Luo Tianhuan kept a sweet smile, bent down, and went to get the menu on the table, in the process, Luo Tianhuan's chest shook a few times, which attracted the customer's attention even more, making the customer's eyes staring directly at Luo Tianhuan's chest.
"This is our menu, so please take a look." Luo Tianhuan handed the menu to the customer, and she had already noticed the customer's behavior of staring at her chest, although she still maintained a professional smile, but in her heart, she had already sprayed the customer with blood, a typical smile on her face, and MMP in her heart.
"Uh-oh." The customer came back to his senses, his face was red, he was annoyed by his behavior just now, and took the menu in front of him, although he was looking at the menu, he used his spare eyes to peek at Luo Tianhuan in front of him from time to time.
"So expensive?" When the customers saw the prices on the menu, they were taken aback. "Beauty, did you make a mistake in writing this menu?"
"Is it expensive?" Luo Tianhuan immediately looked at each other with teary eyes.
"It's not expensive! It's not expensive at all! The customer trembled, and immediately changed his words righteously, stingy with money in front of beautiful women, this is definitely not what a normal man should do!
"And what do you need?" Luo Tianhuan blinked his big watery eyes and asked patiently.
"Give...... Bring me a pineapple fried rice! After a quick glance at the menu, the customer didn't think about it, and just ordered a random dish.
"Okay." Luo Tianhuan responded cutely, with a gentle smile, folded his hands, leaned slightly to the left, put it on his chest, tilted his head, and said with a smile: "But my stall has just been built, and there are still some preparations that have not been made, it may take a long time, please sit down and wait a little longer, big ~~~ brother ~~~ brother ~~~"
Well, Luo Tianhuan is becoming more and more handy about becoming a girl, coupled with his actor-like acting skills, he can sell cute, and sell cuteness or something, it's not a problem at all.
The next moment, the customer showed a healed expression, and said with a smirk: "It's okay, it's okay, you take your time, I have a lot of time, I'm not in a hurry at all, hehehe......"
Luo Tianyi, who watched this scene, lay on a supporting pillar of the awning in pain, tears streaming down her face, looking at the sky with tears.
Seeing Yiyi suddenly become like this, Luo Tianhuan felt inexplicable: "Yiyi, what's wrong with you?" β
Luo Tianyi turned her head with teary eyes and said sadly: "Sister, what if...... If I say that I think you are cute, have I lost my life? β
Luo Tianhuan was stunned for a moment, and then, gloating in his heart, but on the surface, he said seriously: "Well, if you want to blame you, blame the system, since I can become a girl, you have already lost your life, Yiyi, accept the facts." β
"This ...... I won't accept this fact! I...... I'm going to be a giant too! Luo Tianyi's voice trembled, gritted his teeth, extremely unwilling, and refused to accept his fate.
"Come on, you'll surpass me someday." Luo Tianhuan said, although it sounded like he was comforting Luo Tianyi, but in fact, the meaning he wanted to express was the opposite-Yiyi, you just cheer up slowly, anyway, it is impossible for a giant [whoo] to be a ju, and you can't become a giant [whoo] for the rest of your life.
ββ¦β¦ Hehehe......" Hearing Luo Tianhuan's hidden meaning, Luo Tianyi stared at Luo Tianhuan's high bulging chest, and immediately became grief-stricken, doubting life, his expression had completely collapsed, and he let out a strange laugh that was oozing, as if he had been played badly, and it might turn black at any time.
Seeing this, Luo Tianhuan no longer continued to stimulate Luo Tianyi and began to cook.