Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Man Who Backed the Paper
Li Nuo is still young, so there is no need to rush to draw a picture to keep him safe, plus the "Heavenly Official Blessing Map" I want to draw, it has to be used on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month on the Yuan Festival to achieve the best effect, so I discussed it with Sister Yun and painted it during the Spring Festival.
Sister Yun has a wide network of contacts, and when she introduced me, she also intended to let relatives and friends know the identity of my spiritual heir, so I also spread it in that circle.
Especially when a pair of brightly dressed, it is said that the wife sleeps at night, always entangled by a monster full of eyes and leech-like insects crawling around, and the couple who can't solve it by looking for people everywhere comes to the door first, I drew a "Bixia Yuanjun Preservation Map", and after going back and never being entangled again, more and more people began to find me.
Bixia Yuanjun's full name is "Dongyue Taishan Tianxian Jade Girl Bixia Yuanjun", is one of the most important goddesses of Taoism, also known as "Taishan Grandma", has the power of "protecting all beings, Lingying Kyushu, commanding Yuefu Shenbing, and observing the good and evil in the world", and introduces her spirit into the human body with the painting method of "melting", and the general evil demons dare not get close to each other, not to mention the "nightmare ghost" who only dares to make waves in the dream.
Five days later, the couple came to the door again, made up a big red envelope of 8888, thanked me for my good life, and went back to spare no effort to promote me. In this way, my path suddenly opened up.
So next, almost every day, there will be people who come here, some really encounter strange things that need to be solved, and there are those who are purely suspicious and secretly ghostly, spending money to buy a psychological comfort, of course, there are neither, just to recognize a door, make a good friend, and there are many peers.
In just over half a month, I have met many people, basically of whom are the "elite class" with good conditions. The 32,000 that were deceived by Yuan Rotten people were all earned, and there were more than 20,000 surpluses.
However, such a price, even the Taoist blood that Sister Yun got at the beginning, has basically bottomed out, and she can draw two or three pictures at most, and it will be exhausted.
We'll have to find a way to replenish our stocks......
It's better to get more.
In fact, after "fighting" with Yuan Jinzhu's rotten person a few times, I think that for his kind of person, don't force it, say more good things, and it shouldn't be difficult for him to "donate blood" willingly. If the price is in place, it is possible to ask for "blood sales".
But now it's obviously too late to say this, I knew that I should have discussed it with him last time.
Just as I was wondering if I should simply spend money to buy some from a Taoist priest, someone pushed the door in again.
"Excuse me...... Is there a person named Li Nian here? Pushing the door in, it was an uncle who had been engaged in manual labor for a long time, with tanned skin and some bruises on his face.
Although the "customers" I have been in contact with recently are all well-dressed, but by the subtle influence of the master, I will not look down on ordinary people because I have come into contact with a few rich people, so I got up and said with a smile: I am Li Nian, what is the matter with you?
"You are! It seems that they are right, and they are really young. The uncle slapped his thigh, smiled and took out a cigarette and walked up.
After I sat down with my uncle, poured him a glass of water, lit a cigarette and smoked a few puffs, I smiled and asked him what was the matter.
Seeing that I went straight to the point, the uncle immediately put away his greeting smile, saying that one of his co-workers had encountered something strange and couldn't get out, and he came to ask me to come over and take a look on behalf of the co-worker.
"What's weird?"
"Well, it's not clear, but it's scary."
Uncle is a small foreman who has been working with a dozen or so workers for a long time, moving from one construction site to another, and recently working as a plasterer in a resettlement community far from the city. Yesterday after work, a worker did not eat, put on clean clothes and left the construction site alone, everyone knows that this guy is not only good wine, but also has a strong desire, and he will go out every few days to "vent the fire", so he didn't take it seriously, let him go.
Unexpectedly, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, many people had already woken up from sleep, and the worker's bed was still empty.
"How is it possible, this guy looks stupid, but he is actually fine, how can he be willing to spend the night with his wallet."
"That's right, he will only eat two or three meals of "fast food" with different people at most, and come back after venting, who is willing to spend money to sleep and do nothing, in my opinion, I am afraid that he will be caught by bad luck! ”
While the workers were laughing, the uncle was getting up at night to. Speaking of which, the person who often goes out to find the young lady is still a little related to the uncle, and he is nearly forty years old and has not yet started a family, and it is not incomprehensible that he has physiological needs, but he can't not return in the middle of the night, what can he do if something really happens?
As the person in charge of this team, the uncle naturally can't stay out of the matter like others, not to mention that the bachelor man also has some relatives, and his brain is not very bright, and after making a few calls and not answering, he wants to go to a few secret prostitutes he frequents to find out.
After pooping, as soon as he walked out of the stinking toilet, the uncle saw that the bachelor had just walked into the gate of the construction site, and the light was a little fuzzy, and he saw that he was walking on the potholed dirt road crookedly, leaning over, as if he was carrying something.
Seeing that this fool finally came back, the uncle immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
I was about to scold him twice from afar, but the uncle suddenly found that this guy walked in a very strange way, not like a simple drunk.
When I looked closely, the cold air rushed straight to my head.
I saw that on this guy's back, he was carrying a colorful and tattered paper man!
"Hey~ Uncle, you haven't slept so late?" The uncle was so shocked that he couldn't speak, but the fool had already seen him, and immediately laughed, and his feet sped up a lot, staggered a few times and almost fell, and quickly approached and said, "You didn't sleep~ Great, can you lend me your room for a while?" I just picked up a beautiful daughter-in-law on the road, and I want a cave room tonight, hey, hey~~"
"What daughter-in-law?" The uncle forcibly suppressed his fear and asked with a stern expression.
"Pretty daughter-in-law, don't you see? Ouch, but sink me, this body ~~ is really not good, I will let you feel comfortable after the hole, don't be so stingy~~"
The uncle took a deep breath and forcibly calmed down, seeing that this guy was stupid and stupid, obviously entangled in dirty things, and without saying much, he jumped off the ridge and slapped the hand on his back.
"Keep your dog's eyes open and see what you're carrying!"
The fool was standing on the dirt road, next to which was a shallow puddle rolled out by a heavy car, the uncle slapped it, the fool's hands were painful, and he subconsciously let go, and the paper man slipped off his back, and it happened that his head fell into the puddle, face up. In the faint light reflected from the water surface, I saw the corners of the paper man's mouth grinning, as if he was laughing, and his pale cheeks were smeared with a thick blush, like blood, indescribably weird.
"What are you doing! Jealous that I picked up a beautiful daughter-in-law, isn't it? Why hit someone! However, even at this point, the fool did not come to his senses, and when he saw the "daughter-in-law" falling into a dirty puddle, he immediately stopped drying, and pushed towards the uncle with a big drink.
Although this person's brain is axial, his strength is not covered, and he was suddenly pushed by this, and the uncle almost fell, and when he stabilized himself, he took a look at the fool and fished the paper man out of the puddle again, and was carefully compensating for it, wiping the muddy water on the paper man's head with his hand.
The uncle couldn't help but be anxious, although this person is stupid, but he is also a person, he has a father and a mother, what really happened to him, how can he explain it to others. In a hurry, he suddenly couldn't care about anything, ran up and grabbed the fool's collar, opened the bow left and right and slapped him.
The fool was beaten, how could he give up, the uncle was already a little old, the fool was crazy, he was not an opponent at all, and the fool who was thrown away from the paper man grabbed the collar and scuffled after a few clicks, and fell into disadvantage. Fortunately, the other workers heard the noise and got up, and it took a lot of effort to pull the mad bull-like fool away and hold it down, and tie it up with a rope.
The drunken fool managed to control it, but it didn't help. Because the fool didn't wake up at all because there were too many people, he still thought that everyone was going to rob him of his "daughter-in-law", staring at the red eyes like a cow and roaring again and again, saying that he was going to kill them, and he didn't know where he got such a strong force, and the rope that tied his hands was about to break.
Fortunately, when everyone was shocked and didn't know what to do, the old man who watched the construction site stood up in time.
The old man is well-informed, several relatives in his hometown are farming, all of them are also Mr. God's wife, he has been exposed to it for a long time, but he also knows some "retreat" means, he hit the bowl of "clean water" and lit incense, and he recited words to the bowl of Bibi painting, sprayed a few mouthfuls of clean water at the fool, and broke the bowl and picked up the pieces to pierce his ten fingers, put some black blood out, and after burning the paper figure, the fool finally stopped.
I thought that this was the end of the matter, but not long after the people fell asleep, the fool started to make a fuss again.
The workers were already in a state of apprehension, and finally fell asleep in a daze, but the fool, who had not woken up since the old man had finished retiring, suddenly jumped up from his bed and shouted: "Fire! Blaze! Burn me! Help me! ”
At this shout, the workers who had just fallen asleep suddenly woke up, and got up in horror, only to see the fool holding his head and howling and rolling on the ground, his expression hideous and distorted, and his voice was extremely harsh, like a human being, and his hair stood on end.
Forcibly hold it down and touch it, and sure enough, it's like burning charcoal, and it's scary!
Soon the entire construction site was alarmed again, and all of them gathered outside the shed, helpless.
Seeing that the "burning" continued, the fool would definitely die, and the old man who watched the construction site took a basin of cold water and poured it on him with a strong drink.
In desperation, this basin of water had a miraculous effect, and the fool, who howled so much that his heart was extremely miserable, suddenly fell silent, and his mouth began to babble nonsense, saying that you dare to set fire to me, and I want all of you to bury me together.
As soon as they heard this, the workers were immediately frightened, and quickly dispersed, and those who slept in this shed did not dare to stay at all, leaving only the uncle and the old man who watched the construction site, as well as the three site management personnel.